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https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13178.256.html

Why not, if you are inspired (like nairaland.com), then it MUST work.

clocky:
not interested

with over 600 posts, you've been in before you noticed it

They will definitely fall someday

Clubs have fell in the past, more reason why we have rivals like barca and real, rangers and celtic, arsenal and man u (liverpool in those days), milan and inter (the old lady also) so clubs rise and fall, but when they are hot, they are hot, no taking that away from them.

So for now, they are red-hot - Like Arsenal was few years back, and Man u in the last half of the 90s.

Etoo your boo? Tell me its real

Let me feel this:

Goalie Valdes Vs Casill
Defence: Puyol Thuram Marquez Vs Cannav Carlos Salgad
Midfield: Messi Ronnie Zambrot Deco Vs Emerson Diarra Beckham Guti
Attack: Etoo Eidur Vs Nistelrooy Ronaldo

Wahala dey o!

Ugwumba:
Keen to contribute - go ahead and add me.

You are in already

I was attracted to the title, but dude didn't say why he was sending Kudos to Seun. Did you find what you were looking for, or did you meet your dream queen, in what way has nairaland helped you, you didn't mention.

All the same, every day you login successfully, it's kudos to the creator of the site cos you are facing 50,000 or more people without having to see them "by force"

For me, it's what i've learnt here that makes me say Kudos to Seun. But I would say, "put more effort" it can always get better than this and so will it.

Yeap.

What would you like to know about education. You can start a thread on that and the best way to get Fast and relevant info is on a Forum, and with 50,000 people here, you are more than guaranteed. SO go ahead you are on track.

A friend sent me a text, and I checked it out so now i've spent 8 days 22 hours and 36 minutes online. Not too bad

Hey ya, i haven't been on OffTopic for over a month, i guess I missed out, it's belated sha but i'll just go ahead and say it.

"YADHTRIB DETALEB YPPAH"

When I clocked 16, i didnt' know jack, not even 2+2, and here's Lizzy she's unbelivably 16. Big ups gurl, sky's da limit.

But in terms of Achievement, Chelsea comes behind Liverpool, Man-U and Arsenal, or don't you think so?

I was shocked when I saw the title "The fall of Chelsea". I presently do not see a team stronger than Chelsea in the world right now and once they get their rythm, almost any other team would be a work over.

With the acquisition of Ashley Cole, Ballack and Shevy not to talk of BOularouz and Mikel and they gat Mourinho as usual, I'm not a chelsea fan (I was in the days of Babayaro and Zola) but Chelsea won't fall so soon (like Madrid).

-Make sure you have a complete SSCE result (not awaiting), and your JAMB.
-Go to the school of your choice and buy the form
-Show up on the test date and write the test
-If you are contacted afterwards, show up for the interview, with your results and other stuffs.
-If you do well, you are in.

-Tell your guardian to get ready to do some "slight" spending.

No one seems to know Mihajlovic, how come? Pundits argue he is the best free kick taker, no one mentions him here. Or "am i seeing double?"

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children, "Youall have obsessions,he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mother, "Your obsession is with money. Again,it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third mother. "Your obsession is alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving".

Nigeria will always qualify for the Nations cup even if they field people like Christino throughout, as long as it's nations cup, no yawa, but for the World cup qualifiers, then we can raise dust because it's only one person qualifying in a group or is it the same here too? Even if it is, then make them carry go jare, 2-0 throughout the games means all 3 points in each game, shey?

Now I believe, except that Mourinho's face is now scary on LaLiga. He is always at logger heads with Barca, and now Thuram who happens to be in Barca. What am i to do!

MTN will be a success for the meantime if they can roll out their free "but this time around fast" internet access again. as well as free SMS per day - i really enjoyed dat one.

I don't support that @ least not now. Maybe to special members, those that have been on for a while, may be from the start, and on like that, based on merit, not for everyone including "yahoo! boys".

after winter bla bla bla

That was da classic man, tha greatest hits.

ishmael:
Donmayor, its funny oo; so you don't believe anything could work in nigeria? And secondly you don't believe in nigerian higher institutions. Well i agree with you to some extent. Things are that bad in nigeria that even the legal system itself is not left out. But we are praying for things to change for better.

Yes but God is not listening, or we its not our time, or we didn't scream loud enough, or we haven't suffered enough. Kai. Walahi.

It's as good as Lebansreal or Bacreal or at worst Celtangers or Arseman

Tianshie Vs Toosyno: Update.
===============

Round 1:
Both guys did well overall. The conclusion was tight, only that Toosyno hit at a "Yo mama - some name calling" - Not too bad though because Tianshie did not take offense as can be seen on his "return" .

Round 2:
Looked almost like a tie, and with some converging going on and lots of play on words, you guys did a lot of work from the beginning but you'll both agree with me that the conclusion did not hold much water yet we understand. It was a great match. With public opinion also affecting the final decision,

Without making much Ado about nothing, it wasn't easy analysing it line by line, verse by verse, but it will take a while before y'all 'll agree with me that Tianshie won.

The Verdict: Toosyno Vs Tianshie
Winner: Tianshie

Comments please: and let's move on.

@ Menike, JDuck : What next, there are many rappers in here now, at least I can count 12, ya'll should organise some bigger one or whatcha think.

@ Muki,
When you are back from Hols, just Holla @ us okay?

God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect." Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?" God says, "I'm only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time."

A wandering monk walked barefoot everywhere he went, to the point that the soles of his feet eventually became quite thick and leathery. And because he ate very little, he gradually became very frail. Several days often passed between opportunities to brush his teeth, so he usually had bad breath. Therefore, throughout the region, he came to be known as the super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis

No Sir, One goal in two Kanu should net 38 games divided by two, plus I see them going far in carling and FA cups with the arrival of Andy Cole (why did they sell Todorov?). Let's see sha.

@ Topic

Are you in Mars?

There's Jeremiah Gyang, Bouqoui, Sammy Okposo and a host of others and there's been these accapella guys (I've forgotten their names, some Seventh Day Adventist guys) who've been around for a while now, they are in canada and in 1999/2000, Boyz II Men where the only visible rivals to them.

And there's finally this new group (really don't know their name) the title is "Olori Oko" and that song is a sure hit, you'll get to hear it. It's been topping charts in Nigeria for 2 months now both gospel and secular.

So if you think Nigerian presently has none, you need to book the next rocket to the world cos I doubt you've been here in ages.

Clear?

I can bet the situation'll continue like this for days. In my opinion, i think a poll should be fair enough and should run for a day. Like I said, everyone (or almost) should be involved. The ball is in this court.

@ Muki, buzz me when u on, won't be online 2 moro, maybe for a while only.

@ Tianshie & Toosyno,
You guys did well, if you improve on this, you'd make a legacy out of it.

Signing off
Truly Yours,

Last Minute transfer deals featuring Cole, Gallas, Reyes, Chimbonda. No move for Hargreaves and Torres.


Thursday, August 31, 2006
Player From To Fee
Pascal Chimbonda Wigan Athletic Tottenham Hotspur £6,000,000
David Cotterill Bristol City Wigan Athletic £2,000,000
Andy Cole Manchester City Portsmouth £500,000
Nicky Forster Ipswich Town Hull City £250,000
Dwight Yorke Sydney FC Sunderland £200,000
Colin Kazim-Richards Brighton & Hove Albion Sheffield United £150,000
Adam Murray Carlisle United Torquay United £10,000
Ben Burgess Hull City Blackpool Undisclosed
David Connolly Wigan Athletic Sunderland Undisclosed
Jonathon Douglas Blackburn Rovers Leeds United Undisclosed
Ricardo Fuller Southampton Stoke City Undisclosed
Kevin Kilbane Everton Wigan Athletic Undisclosed
Niko Kranjcar Hadjuk Split Portsmouth Undisclosed
Jan Kromkamp Liverpool PSV Undisclosed
Antoine Sibierski Man City Newcastle Undisclosed
Steed Malbranque Fulham Tottenham Hotspur Undisclosed
Javier Mascherano Corinthians West Ham United Undisclosed
Ahmed Mido AS Roma Tottenham Hotspur Undisclosed
Marvin Robinson Macclesfield Town Oxford United Undisclosed
Marek Stech Sparta Prague West Ham United Undisclosed
Carlos Tevez Corinthians West Ham United Undisclosed
Jason Euell Charlton Athletic Middlesbrough Nominal
Paul Ince Free Swindon Town Free
Artur Krysiak UKS SMS Lodz Academy Birmingham City Free
Sylvain Legwinski Fulham Ipswich Town Free
Lee Matthews Free Crewe Alexandra Free
Liam Miller Manchester United Sunderland Free
Cherno Samba Cadiz Plymouth Argyle Free
Marcel Seip Heerenveen Plymouth Argyle Free
Danny Senda Free Millwall Free
Michael Symes Bradford City Shrewsbury Town Free
Ville Vaisanen FF Jaro Darlington Free
Luke Webb Free Hereford United Free
Julio Baptista Real Madrid Arsenal Loan
Keith Barker Blackburn Rovers Rochdale Loan
DaMarcus Beasley PSV Man City Loan
Iyseden Christie Rochdale Kidderminster Harriers Loan
Graham Deakin Walsall Tamworth Loan
Rodrigo Defendi Tottenham Hotspur AS Roma Loan
Roudolphe Douala Mbela Sporting Lisbon Portsmouth Loan
Nicky Eaden Nottingham Forest Lincoln City Loan
Shabani Nonda AS Roma Blackburn Rovers Loan
Omar Pouso Penarol Charlton Athletic Loan
Jose Antonio Reyes Arsenal Real Madrid Loan
Giuseppe Rossi Manchester United Newcastle United Loan
Wayne Routledge Tottenham Hotspur Fulham Loan
Florent Sinama Pongolle Liverpool Recreativo Huelva Loan
Matthew Tipton Bury Macclesfield Town Loan
Spencer Weir-Daley Nottingham Forest Macclesfield Town Loan



Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Player From To Fee
Stilian Petrov Celtic Aston Villa £6,500,000
Souleymane Diawara Sochaux Charlton Athletic £3,712,000
Manuel 'Junior' Agogo Bristol Rovers Nottingham Forest Undisclosed
Neil Mellor Liverpool Preston North End Undisclosed
Ian Morris Leeds United Scunthorpe United Undisclosed
Hannes Sigurdsson Stoke City Brondby Undisclosed
Tommy Smith Derby County Watford Undisclosed
Keith Andrews Hull City Milton Keynes Dons Free
Kevin McLeod Swansea City Colchester United Free
Anothony Tonkin Free Yeovil Town Free
Manuel Fernandes Benfica Portsmouth Loan
Vincent Fernandez Nottingham Forest Wycombe Wanderers Loan
Marcus Stewart Bristol City Yeovil Town Loan
Anthony Stokes Arsenal Falkirk Loan
Liam Trotter Ipswich Town Millwall Loan
Jonathan Woodgate Real Madrid Middlesbrough Loan

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Tonight is the transfer deadline, so what happens to Ashley Cole, Hargreaves, Chimbonda, Reyes and Gallas?