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Ah ah, when did we start selecting winners by name?

How did Sevilla and Middlesbrough make it to the Finals of the UEFA Cup and no one complained? Real and Chelsea fell along the wayside for Underdogs Arsenal to team up with Barca and we had a capacity crowd, haters better go to bed and start watching golf or tennis open! Change is constant, things don change

Haba, give honour to whom honour is due, the last African Nations cup was equally boring with the hosts playing dem drogba and the Continents most star studded team had to settle for a bronze cup. Make una mind unaself o.

All the same we have 2 big dogs except for Portugal and Germany of course. wats more, Italy Vs France for final or 3rd place? na dem sabi jare.

Zizou is a playmaker, his ass should be whooped if he's not the best in at least 1 in 3 games or whatcha think?

APARI BABA -> show dem levels, experience matter o.

Ta la reka - Jeremiah Gyang

Yes, and when Henry Panics, the Defending champions have to go home especially if Ronaldo and Roberto Carlos are in the opposing team -> All da time

If there's a winner, parcel and bundle her to her suitor, the bride price's prolly a click away and let's do something more sensible jare.

Sure u right, like Kopke and Khan.

Don't know what you do with money anymore, okay,

Breed Ducks or pigeons, no more bird flu, damn, you could be a billionaire before the next elections

Fixed Deposit ma ass. I'd rather buy all the plots closest to the Island and sell them in 5 years, there;s no better deal than that in Nigeria, anyone got better investments then Landed Property - Fix your ass in a bank instead

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.

The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.

The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.

Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day

superman:
Christino make u no try yam oooo!! all of a sudden u wan carry style move your position now!! i go catch oooo anyway i never start yet! where are they damn where arer they whereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Since spain don lose to France i don talk say na dat line i go dey support, but honestly i couldn't predict this match, i didnt write the blues off, remember i told you they may have found their feet again, and playing in Europe, they are dangerous. So, I'm neutral now, my boys are home now so am I, i wish Zidane well.

There are four important players in the semi finals who 'll prolly be playing their last for their countries.

Lehmann ->

Figo ->

Zidane ->

Cannavaro ->


I wish them well.

To all who say it is over for ZIDANE, well I warned you, APARI BABA is still the best player of our generation. And to all who say HENRY is a flop, i know you are thinking twice now, at least he has two more games to show he can score at least 3 or more goals in a world cup. SO keep ya fingers crossed.

>-- This line will win. Watch, Who's France playing next, Portugal ? Either of them will win.
If it is then its Real Madrid Vs Real Madrid all the way.Raul Zidane Carlos Figo who else?

Hunmie! Henry! Kai walahi, France Brazil only goal! All the attacking forces in the world met and produced only one goal. The final of the finals.

There is ONLY one HENRY Choi.

OMG! No one reminded me, I did not include FRANCE! . All Allez le blues, i'm so sorry.


FRANCE: Only country to have won brazil in the world cup in 12 years, Henry, Zidane, Viera, Thuram, Last European Winners, (Racism by their presidential aspirant could be a deterrent)

So go ahead choosing ur team

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@ ALL BASKET mouths in the house .

Time to make your choice and stick to one.

BRAZIL
GERMANY
ITALY
PORTUGAL


Make your choice okay, but before then, i'll give you a clue.

BRAZIL - defending champions, never won the cup in Europe, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Latin America
Germany - Hosts, Fan Power, Home Soil, Lehman, Klose & Podolski
ITALY - Crazy Azzurian defence, Buffon, Cannavaro, Toni, Europe
PORTUGAL - Scolari, Ronaldo, Ricardo, Latin Europe

Don't bet your money if your mouth is not there

Which Berlin, the one in Rio de Janeiro?

I think if Brazil win the cup on European soil then they can as well win the next one in S/A. But NAija go don dey

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss D use of D car. His father took him 2 his study & said 2 him if u bring ur grades up, study ur Bible a little & get ur hair cut & we'll talk about it." After about a month D boy came back & again asked his father if they could discuss use of D car. They again went 2 D father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of u. U have brought ur grades up, you've studied ur Bible diligently, but you didn't get ur hair cut!" D young man waited a moment and replied, "U know Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair, To which his father replied, "Yes, & they walked everywhere they went!

Christino:
Okay o, let's see what happens, whoever wins, congrats, my team is out so no shaking, I support the winner.

Ma team wus spain Jare, Maybe some of them got carried away by seeing the likes of Viera, Thuram, Henry, Trezeguet and Zidane LIVE on the pitch. You know these guys are fast turning into legends and the young ones look up to them. Afterall, youth teams hardly win the world cup.
Spain ooo, i salute ooo, though you fired blank, but i still respect.

Okay o, let's see what happens, whoever wins, congrats, my team is out so no shaking, I support the winner.

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:



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Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat coz he had an important meeting and could'n find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

One day in Sunday school, the teacher was talking about Jesus to the kids, "Bobby,where is Jesus?" asked the teacher. "Jesus is in heaven,"replied Bobby. "Very good!"said the teacher. The teacher then asked a little girl, "Where is Jesus, Emily?" Emily said innocently, "Jesus is in my heart!" The teacher beamed at little Emily and said "How very sweet!!"The teacher now asked Timmy, "Timmy, where is Jesus?" "Jesus is in my bathroom" he said assuredly. "Please elaborate, Timmy," the teacher said. Timmy then replied, "Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells, "Jesus Christ, are u still in there!!!"

Wife:"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband:"How abt the ones like mine?"
Wife:"Those they gave away."
Husband:"I had a dream too, I dreamt they were auctioning off puzzies The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand dollars."
Wife:"And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husbans:"That's where they held the auction."

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this **** hole."