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28 - 30 M? for where, did you mean to say 30% of that or what, Big bros gets all the dough man, Tuface gets the fame, escort, women, shacks, hotels and baffs, nothing more than that, it's a crazy contract, but what do you expect. Dre did 90 - 10 with Eminem back in the late 90's.

Tuface is rich on paper, but in reality, Big bros is da men.

Adam's Rib

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Is that some sorta porn site or what? Or is it the form of future porn - Shit, please rate that site 18 and put PG there, that'll be the first church website with a high content rating, all in the name of joining the losers at all cost.

Two wrongs don't make a right. I'm not surprised, Christ warned of things such as these, signs of the END TIMES. Without people like you, the scriptures will not be fulfilled. Out of every 12 disciples, there must be one Judas.

That means we can finally bring BUFFON to BORO, that'd be nice, along with Zambrotta!

Good for Italian football, change is constant, for once, let Chievo win the league, abi now.

@ Akola
Zidane lost his head quite alright, but it is a disgrace to me that he only gave him a head butt.
I expected more from him, its plain simple.

If you want to Bleep up, Bleep up big time.

If you want to steal naija money, please steal billions.

If you want to treat Materazzi's Bleep up, learn from MIKE TYSON!

Look @ all the fuss on a head butt that didn't even send Materrazi out of the pitch, He shoulda hit his balls.

These guys are something else, they break people's bones anyhow and do not mind being red-carded, you may be fortunate to tune in to a Serie A game, mid way and within 3 minutes, a player walks out of the pitch, and it's either of these three.

Who's most redcarded? Montero is surely fierce but most of the time, I see Cannavaro walking away, can we add more to this list?

wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we flipped through it several times a day? What if we used it to receive messages? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave it to kids as gifts? What if we used it as we traveled? What if we used it in case of an emergency? What if we upgraded it to get the latest version? This is something to make you go, hmmm, where is my Bible? Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cellphones, we don't ever have to worry about our bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill!!! Pls,dial it at all times,send text,screen & picture

The whole shit is just unfair, Azzurris are just a set of crazy people (let's save the details). That's why 98% of prostitutes head for Italy. What else do you expect from Materazzi who caused the penalty and cancelled Zidane's goal out, good thinking, good product.

After all the insults on the African players in the french team (by the intending president who of course was replied and white washed by Lillian Thuram), Materazzi had to complete the demolition. God dey sha. Zidane is African and so am I and Europeans shouldn't insult us racially and get away without an head butt, henceforth, Etoó, Henry, Trezeguet, Yakubu, Saha, Drogba, Defoe and all the African guys should resove to fisting headbutting and SHOOTING if this is not resolved.

No matter what, Zidane will still go down as the best footballer the world has ever seen. Materazzi clearly deserved more than a head butt, only that Zidane should have ignored him for the sake of ending his last outing well.

All the same, i bring you the best of Zidane.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7Yk7tpY64&mode=related&search=zidane%20a

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? ha ha ha hehe, Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops, Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

Sale of the century: What could happen to the cream of Serie A

Fabio Cannavaro Juventus, Centre-back
Age 32 Caps 100 for Italy
He was voted the second-best player of the World Cup behind Zinédine Zidane. His former coach Fabio Capello has said he would be the perfect signing for Real Madrid
Possible destination Real Madrid

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Juventus, Striker
Age 24 Caps 41 for Sweden
He has reportedly reached an agreement with Internazionale
Possible destination Internazionale

Mauro Camoranesi Juventus, Right-winger
Age 29 Caps 26 for Italy
The Argentina-born winger has received a good offer from Valencia in Spain. Liverpool have also been linked with him.
Possible destinations Valencia, Liverpool

Emerson Juventus, Midfielder
Age 30 Caps 73 for Brazil
Fabio Capello's favourite player should again follow his coach to Real Madrid after following him from Roma to Juventus two years ago.
Possible destination Real Madrid

Gianluca Zambrotta Juventus, Full-back
Age 29 Caps 58 for Italy
One of the best players in the World Cup, he can play on either flank or as a winger. His former coach Fabio Capello wants him at Real Madrid
Possible destination Real Madrid

Patrick Vieira Juventus, Midfielder
Age 30 Caps 95 for France
Internazionale have targeted the former Arsenal captain to replace Juan Sebastián Verón in midfield
Possible destination Internazionale

David Trezeguet Juventus, Striker
Age 28 Caps 66 for France
After his disappointing World Cup he could return to France where Lyon have already asked about his availability. Arsenal's coach Arsène Wenger is also an admirer of the French striker after working with him at Monaco
Possible destinations Lyon, Arsenal

Lilian Thuram Juventus, Centre-back Age 34 Caps 121 for France
Barcelona are the favourites to land the 1998 World Cup winner although Tottenham have also been linked with him. His agent, Oscar Damiani, said Thuram is currently on holiday in his native Guadeloupe and is expected to make a decision on his future in two weeks
Possible destinations Barcelona, Tottenham

Gianluigi Buffon Juventus, Goalkeeper
Age 28 Caps 67 for Italy
If Milan manage to avoid demotion then Buffon is likely to join the Rossoneri. His agent claims there has also been an offer from a Premiership club, believed to be Arsenal
Possible destinations Milan, Arsenal

Alessandro Nesta Milan, Defender
Age 30 Caps 77 for Italy
Chelsea are reportedly interested in signing the Milan defender and forming one of the best defensive partnerships in the world with John Terry
Possible destination Chelsea

Gennaro Gattuso Milan, Midfielder
Age 28 Caps 51 for Italy
Manchester United have been interested in signing the combative midfielder for a few seasons now. He admitted himself that his dream is to play at Old Trafford one day but he recently said he will remain loyal to Milan even if the Rossoneri are demoted to Serie B
Possible destination Manchester United

Kaka Milan, Attacking midfielder
Age 24 Caps 44 for Brazil
He was the main target of Real Madrid's new president Ramón Calderón and the new coach Capello is also a huge admirer of the talented Brazilian attacking midfielder
Possible destination Real Madrid

Andrea Pirlo Milan, Midfielder
Age 27 Caps 31 for Italy
Manchester United have reportedly asked about the availability of the playmaker and also the possibility of a loan deal for one season
Possible destination Manchester United

Luca Toni Fiorentina, Striker
Age 29 Caps 24 for Italy
Internazionale are the favourites to land the striker who scored 31 goals in the last Serie A campaign.
Possible destination Internazionale

This smartphone runs on Windows and costs about $100, about 16,000 naira in Otigbaland. see for yourself!

The sound system is tech. With Media Player, explorer, messenger and Microsoft Outlook.

The Kit is handy, desktop charger, USB cable, 3 different plug heads, Installation CD, Bluetooth, Infrared, Hi-Tech Camera

But for the camera quality in comparison, i believe this phone beats the SE k750i and would have gone for 80,000 if it was a Nokia.

See for yourself.

cisse (liverpool)- marseille (loan)

sodje (brentford) - reading

Herold Goulon (lyon) - Boro

Ki-Hyeon(Wolves) - Reading

Hammann (liverpool) - Man City

SPECS (Cannavaro, Zambrotta - REal Madrid)

If God can make a BUSH-man President of the United States of America, a TAILOR the President of Liberia, a GATE-man the Richest man in the world, Then how Much more he will do for u, as the APPLE of HIS Eyez, Think about it.

Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!

Man I couldn't help it, I forwarded to my entire address book even to friends who are not believers.

Did I hear you say LOST? He gave it to the bar man, U think say Trez go Score him Keeper, Buffon? Lai Lai.

I believe - Yolanda Adams

Perhaps you could learn one or two things here:

oneliners about God


26 one Liners about God . I love this! Let's keep it going! No catches.
Just the peace in knowing that you were able to share God's love and wisdom
to all those you have contact with and even bless someone you don't know.
Have a blessed day!

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be
the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10.We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11.The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13.WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17.Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18.Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19.Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20.Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21.He who angers you controls you.

22.Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23.Give Satan an inch &he'll be a ruler.

24.Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them &He'll clean them,

25.God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26.Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Now take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this
one. All you do is: 1. Simply say a small prayer for the person who sent you
this, e.g. LORD God, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or
she may be needing this day, ) 2. Then forward to five relatives/friends.
Within hours five people would have prayed for you, and you would have
caused a multitude of people to pray to God for other people. Then sit back
and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing that you
know He loves. What we do in life echoes in eternity,

Regards,
Sophie

Maan, check out baba's ring, his ring is finer than Di Caprio.

@ Nferyn,
Thanks for the link, I believe that was where my 2 points came from, preachers use them a lot too.

But the wager is still the bottom line. You either gain or lose. And the fact remains that one wager ends in a loss, one ends in a gain and there is a 50-50 chance. Which would be logical to choose, you should know?

You have been told, smoking can cause cancer. Condoms can prevent HIV AIDs. (though this is more realistic)

An open choice you know, i'm sure you chose the safer one didn't you?

Mind you, i'm not attacking your belief, i'm just telling you my experience. It's for you to reason with it or discard it. Thanks all d same.

I have the mp3 song now. It's actually by Yolanda Adams - I believe.

Yea the greatest player this century. But I think the Player of the tournament award should go to Cannavarro or Buffon.

Okay, let's get pessimistic now.

1. You wake up someday to discover that there was nothing like HEaven or Hell?

2. You wake up someday into the middle of moaning and yelling and gnashing of teeth and 1000 degrees C of Blue Flame?

It is either of the two, it's either religion is true or false, but won't you rather take the safer path? Logical, isn't it? and nothing is required of you than to be happy and make others happy.

So i gave up my Youthful Craze for a "SUPPOSEDLY" better "LIFE AFTER DEATH" if at all there'd be any.

Fans love the team and support them and are proud of them; FANATICS kill and maim and go to any length to defend their team. But in reality, and in most cases, the team needs not be defended by weapons, they prove their worth. (ENCODED)

Honey Daniels, still looking for the DVD O!

OBJ, Kalu, Agbani & okonjo are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes into daylight. OBJ is holding his face while others looked perplexed. Okonjo is thinking:"men are all crazy, these ones are lusting after Agbani. OBJ must have tried to kiss her and she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "OBJ must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped, but by whom?" OBJ is thinking: "Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me. Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap OBJ again".

Ah ha, here again, why now?

Is that music about the world cup?

@ nfer
Christians know the future clearly, because before we were made, the future had been predicted. In fact the signs of the end times are written in the Bible, and they come to pass and are still doing so. You need not be a believer but reading some or ALL of the book of Revelation will give you an insight into that.
For once, read the books of Ellen G. White
I cannot determine your physical future, because Nuclear Weapons alone can destroy the world (U know that!), the spiritual future is the one you should be concerned with (it doesn't bother you anyway and i don't think it should)

Let's say you have 100 years to spend on earth (Atheists live long actually), but spiritually, you have millions of years to spend. Where you choose to spend it is none of my business, and to make it worse YOU ARE SAVED BY GRACE, not by works. So, many of the people standing up for Christ today would probably fall and not make it, but people like you, who are doubting Thomases change your minds at the "nick" of time and make it. I won't be surprised to see PAC in heaven, damn - thank God he believes in God.

I WAS ONCE AN ATHEIST - but now, I need no other Evidence (GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST and believe in GOD) Soddom and Gommorah did worse things than these.

E gba mi. A fool saith in his heart there is no God (there we go again), an atheist says "Who needs to be checked"

Come to think of it.
I'd rather go with billions of HOPEFUL people who have nothing to lose and at the same time gain eternity, than go with a small group of "HOPELESS (sorry, don't mean to be harsh or rude)" elites and die forever. As an educated and enlightened individual, which would you choose?

The bible made it clear. "Remember the Lord thy God in the days of thy Youth knowing someday you will account for all these things, coz the time will come when you will say I HAD NO PLEASURE IN THEM!"

Man, this is a heart to heart talk, I've been there - its HOPELESS, PESSIMISTIC and detrimental to the well being of a man. Read psychology books. END OF DISCUSSION.

Respect your creator (Like Fela Abami Eda Says). Pronto!
Think Of Bob Marley (Jah), Fela (Creator) and Tupac (God) and compare with them Beatles, Rolling Stone or Elvis Presley.
You scream "f**k the world" but you won't think of suicide, Christ is the Hope man. Safe. Pronto!

No, rain water.

WOMEN'S QUESTIONS

There are 5 things that women should never, ever as a guy, according to an aricle in one magazine.They are:

1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you luv me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"
What makes these questions so bad is that every oner is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:

1. "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"The proper answer of course is "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm,wonderful, caring,thoughtful,intelligent,beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of the 5 things:
a-football
b-baseball
c-how fat you are
d-how much prettier she is than you
e-how he would spend the insurance money if you died.
According to that article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, who was asked by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
2."DO YOU LUV ME?"The correct answer is, "Yes." For those guyz who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:
a-Isuppose so.
b-Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c-That depends on what you mean by "luv"
d-Does it matter?
e-Who, me?

3."DO I LOOK FAT?"The correct male response is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:
a-I wouldnt call you fat, but wouldnt call you thin either.
b-Compared to what?
c-A little extra weight looks good on you.
d-I ve seen fatter.
e-Could you repeat the question?I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4."DO YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ME?"The "she" could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just watched.In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:
a-Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b-I dont know how one goes about rating such things.
c-Yes, I bet you have a better personality.
d-Only in the sense that she is younger and thinner.
e-Could you repeat the question?I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5."WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DIED?"Correct answer:"Dearest luv, in the event of your untimely demisw, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tyres of the first Scooters' Pizza truck that came my way."This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:

"Dear,"said the wife."What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset,"said hubby.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?"persevered the wife."No of course not,dear"said hubby.
"Dont you like being married?"said wife."Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldnt you remarry?"
"All right," he said,"I'd remarry."
"You would?"said she, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said he.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"said she after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." he replied.
"I see", said wife indignantly. "And would you let her my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said he.
"Really,"said wife icily."And you would take down the pictures of me and replace them with hers?"
"Yes, I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?"said wife, leaping to her feet."And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs too?"
"Of course not, dear" said hubby."She's left-handed."