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Anyone knows if Bolex is now an astronault? He must be in the moon. Shout out to BOLLY

And Impaq

I hope to write my NA soon, how far with Ethical Hacking? U must be thru wt NP now.

Is that a comment,a compliment, or a statement

@Jackal
please learn from Hucarson (he gets his facts right and anaylsis done as well as cross examination -> but has beef, incorrigible beef!)
Ronaldo is far better than Henry, shei where is his goal? he should be scoring freely as well. Luca Toni nko? as per one on one the worst i've seen is Kanu @ west brom (ball on the line, blowing some air on the ball woulda scored but the ball ended over the bar, Robson said "Only Kanu and God can explain that!" . FYI, one on one does not guarantee a goal, the best way to score is from the two dangerous 45 degrees (+-) as well as a shot following a blocked goalkeeper ) like the one Henry scored in the qualifiers - you know, and of course headers from Koller and Klose? So losing a one on one chance is like losing a penalty (abi?)

What Henry can do Park can do better? (Hmnnn. I reserve my comments, this is a forum anyway)
A defender won't applaud you for burying his efforts so Gallas should have handed Park a roll of Gala? He should thank his stars it's not Cannavaro (no beef o, Park is really good)

And as for Man U delivering the goods? Wait a minute?
Ronaldo - penalty, Park, RVN (3 goals total)
Rosicky (2 goals), Van persie, Ljunberg (4 goals total)
Crouch, Gerrard (2 goals total)
Drogba, Crespo(2 goals), Robben, Shevchenko (5 goals total)

Who's delivered the most goods?

See your bias, My team is Boro, even then i'm a fan and not a fanatic. Let's call a spade a spade. And as for Henry been compared with Park, I leave you to your discretion.

Meanerwhiler Ukraine 4 - Saudi 0

It's past weekend now and you guys still say Seun needs a Gal. Better change the title, GALS NEED SEUN! Apparently, Admin is still too busy, who wants to watch him caress his keyboard all day anyway

I got a thriller, you might a' seen it before but it sure makes some sense. Spain is my team tho'.

Brazil won the world cup in 1994. Before that, they had won this title for the last time in 1970. If you add up: 1970 + 1994 = 3964

Argentina won the world cup for the last time in 1986. Before that only in 1978. And 1978 + 1986 = 3964

Germany, though, won the world cup in 1990. Before that, Germany won in 1974. Look: 1990 + 1974 = 3964

This could lead us to guess the winner of the World Cup in 2002, since it should be the winner of the 1962 World Cup (In fact 3964 - 2002 = 1962).

And Brazil won the world cup in 1962! (And, in fact, Brazil won the 2002 WC) This numerology seems to work,

And now, who would be the winner of the 2006 world cup? Let's see,3964 - 2006 = 1958 And who won in 1958?, Oh, Brazil did!!!

@ Rhod. When are we set to see d boob shaker, the ass shaker's all over ur posts.

LoL -> Adolescence is a state of rapid development, you get tripped easily and the truth is you HARDLY THINK TWICE unless you are determined to be focused. I'm not surprised, we have lots of babies on this site but the truth is we learn from one another, even the babies have lots to offer, and more so it's their time.
Meaner whiler
"Remember the Lord thy God in the days of thy Youth, because the time will come when you will say, I have no pleasure in them"

REGRETS REGRETS and GUILT, are what adolescent mistakes have to offer, but enjoy em while they last.

I said too much, we are supposed to be having fun, so please ENJOY, and as for Rhod and Mamaput, Dont be too old-fashioned, you are an enemy when an adolescent sees you standing in their way especially if you are older, so puhleaaassseee its MY (really?) time. Its not funny o.

Abi now, familiarity breeds contempt

THose guys abi? Leave them jare Like Jesus said:

Whoever hath not sinned amongst thee should be the first to throw a stone at her (and they left one after another, grudgingly)

"Can you Relate?"

Eve, if u need help, buzz me. I'll give u a pat if i can't help.

This guy approched his wife everynight and has had the same reply for months: "Sweetie, not tonight, I´ve got a headache!" One night though, as she was asleep, he tossed two aspirins down her throat, she wakes up in panic, and asks what´s going on. "Baby, it´s just a couple of aspirins", he replies, "What?! But I haven´t got a headache!!!" He stares at her calmly and says: "That´s excellent! In that case we´re getting down to business."

Henry has finally broken the deadlock, so we can ask for more

If Gerd Muller's record's rubbish then I might as well shut up. But remember, the defense Yekini played against (mostly african, infact One in the world cup and none other I can remember) Henry played in the modern era, i mean the peak days of Cannavaro and Juliano (do they need introduction?). And back to that, check out the records of Daei of Iran (109 goals in about 140 games or so) or check out the goal scoring records in the Dutch league, Kezman, Nistelrooy and more recenly Huntelaar -> this is modern football showing the likes of Eto'o and Luca Toni, what next

And I saw a post where someone listed Fernando Torres as better than Henry? That cannot be blasphemy that's very true, especially when the poster is a relation (or in-law) of Torres Infact Torres is better than Nistelrooy
Let me make some things clear, Henry and Nistelrooy are not both 9's. Nistelrooy is a perfect 9. 9's are not expected to assist like some people blaming Drogba. I have no issue with players who assist and hala shot from yards. Like Henry and Rooney, you know, those are the kinds of goals that make you stand up, not square roots (Yekini's world cup goal, and Neuville's recent goal). Passes, crosses and dead ball situations (Kai let's leave that!)
Eto'o is fast achieving that too.

I see you are biased in your opinion of being ordinary and being rubbish (every club has its heart - even Chelsea and Liverpool and remember what man - u's season looked like before they got Rooney that year -> United fans can bear me witness).Arsenal would have moved on if Henry had left but it's clear the enthusiasm won't be there. Viera left, Rooney left, Owen left that's exactly what I mean.

Finally, team quality does not relate with the total number of goals. Oleg salenko or Russia (dat game in which miller scored d only goal 6 - 1 his last international) scored 5 goals against cameroon in the 94 WC, and crashed out in the group stages yet was top scorer, how good wuz da team? Suker nko? Why'z Brazil not getting too many goals despite the stars paraded in this tournament? and the Azurri's how many have scored twice? Replace all the strikers in France and be sure to retain the goal drought, Human beings! Crouch played 4 months without hitting the net o! and Gerrard and Alonso dey dere! and 4 country sef, Beckham join dey.

And then to top it all, i'll be right back!

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES." When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."

I hope u shut up if Henry scores a hatrick in d world cup, and we are on d verge of seeing it. As for analysis, winning awards is not a parameter for judging da best. Okocha has never won d Best in Africa, but we know wuddup, and he has never scored in d world cup. He is a midfielder like Dinho or Rosicky or Zizi. Yet it won't take a thang away from him. And for your info, Henry has 33 goals in 79 games for France (one more than Trezeguet) for a player who used to be a supporting striker like Kanu. Henry scored 3 goals in France 98.

Kanu scored 44 goals for the gunners, how many for the country? Yet he is one of the best.
You know how many goals Okocha scored for the wanderers, what about Fernabache? Before 2000, how many for Nigeria?

Arsenal look ORDINARY without Henry, Man U have shown they can do without RVN.Pronto. RVN has paid his dues no doubt.
As for the other world cups, get your facts for 2002 right.How many strikers were able to deliver?Suker,Stoitchkov,Eto'o,Diouf,Owen, name them, you left them out?

And as for the best goal scoring record, man, you need to see Gerd Muller (365 goals in about 420 games or so in the bundesliga) and 14 goals in 2 world cups? and his international record? Kai walahi, you need to see Jan Koller's as well. Get your facts right mister Analyst or Lawyer and don't forget, we'll prolly never see another Nazario Da Li!

And for all the analysts saying Czech will beat Ghana, you've learnt not to bet your money on eba and amala

Spain is d team, man.

Lionel Letizi (PSG) -> Rangers (2years)

Giampaolo (coach) --> Cagliari (coach)

Love is like the rain, at first, you go out into it willingly and dance, but once you are soaked down to the skin, you realize how cold it can truly be, and Suppose one morning you don't wake up. Do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking, I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case God calls me home. I LOVE YA!!! Send this to anyone you love, and send it back to me if you truly love me too.

Selection, that's it, yes, OBj was selected in 99 and 2003 so we keep selecting, okay.

sure banker, NL voting system is fanimorous and interesting with a forum to support it, so no campaign. Electronic Voting is da bomb, we won't waste your time and resources in printing papers and ballot boxes and compiling bla bla bla OMG! we are in the 21st century, we don't even need to click, one might as well write a code to generate VOTES, i tell you its much better than rigging, it's DUPLIcAting!

Seun's acting like he's busy, don't mind him, he should just come up with an I.V. thread to the big day and let us know the dress code (marriage first right?), he won't close this thread so it will continue with the excuse that the vote is still on (and will continue to be till Jesus comes?)

Pick your bride now or NEVER! and you don't need a scout coz this thread's done all that, just name, yjes name HeR!

Is this not the same Henry that killed Juve and Real? Why is it that players like Okocha, Kanu and Yakubu have been club mongers (Okocha just started scoring for the country, when sef, notably 2000) so what are we talking about?

In 2002, Henry was premiership guru, Trez Italo killer, Cisse French highest goal scorer, yet they came back without a goal (even Nigeria managed one in Aghawonder)

Picking henry out does not really make sense. You should also ask Mateja Kezman, Owen, Ronaldo and Shevchenko whats been happening to them lately, abi?

To top it all, Henry is the 7th best freekick taker in the world (even higher than Zidane, of course Sinisa Mihajlovic is the world's number one, unfortunately Juninho didnt make the top 10 ironically)
All the same, saying eto'o or shevy is better is a FAT lie. I am not a gunner, but Nistelrooy knows there's one guy who has overshadowed him and Shearer's record is in danger coz THERE IS ONLY ONE THIERRY HENRY and the world cup is not enough to prove that.

in 94, Oleg Salenko and Stoitchkov were the highest goal scorers (Romario and Baggio were there o)
in 98, Davor Suker was the highest goal scorer (Rivaldo, Ronaldo and who else sef were there)
2002, thank God Ronaldo did it. (Owen (arguably one of the best 6 in the world) and co were there, what did we get?)-Holland did not even make it with the likes of Kluivert, Nistelrooy, Hooijdonk, Hasselbaink, Kuijt and woteva.

So don't blame Henry, besides there are two more games in the corner, let's see. I believe in HENRY!

On NL, dust sells just as much as sex does, If you doubt me, click on some posts statistics and you'll see 80% of some pples post on sexuality alone shuo, na there NL end?

Efani:
masturbatin

come on for 5 days at a stretch haba!

I have only one nominee and that's Rhod. Unlike charges attract you know.

Where the heck have I been all this while?

I am gived you yansh to saluting you since your styling of writing has sweeping us off our feets, abi, did I try? I hope I don't get used to this so I won't unconsciously say this before my father, he'll blow my head off "What! You SOn of a B*! you just wasted my pebbles, Get*"
Then i'll remember Moladun - no way

U missed out in this one. The fastest way:

Talk about sex, diss people, go crazy and get banned, post post post like (smileys, "okay","and so", "yes" so you can get many posts.

When you reply post press reply like thrice or twice.

Keep clicking and replying, don't stop, you could get 60 posts in 60 minutes if you know your way out!

I don't know some other ways o, ask Bolex

and why so much Ado about that, who's stopping who by the way? Meanwhile its Eveseh i know not Evaseh. Haba.

Hmmnn where do i start from, i've not really been online myself for a while but i've seen Rhod, 2can, Eve and Muki a lot. And Diddy, Asiwaju, Afeni and Spike have been on the list as well, a whole lot but all i can remember for now.

Moladun, i gbadun your posts o, shey dis is the real Baba Suwe's wife that we used to know, infact i am read your posts overed and undered again and i am find out that your own are the bests in the wholes of this Nairaland infact i give you yansh

U guys should just let go of it, only girls extend fights, haba! Naija guys which levels now whoever formed this joke did well. PRONTO!

I want to be in the ministry of finance (cabinet fo sure) so that I can emulate my hero, Soludo.