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1 Sunday a pastor told D congregation dat D church needed some extra money & asked D people 2 prayerfully consider givin a little extra in D offerin plate. He said dat whoever gave D most would be able 2 pick out 3 hymns. After D offering plates were passed, D pastor glanced down & noticed dat someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited dat he immediately thank D person who placed D money in D plate. A very quiet, elderly & saintly lady all the way in D back shyly raised her hand & slowly she made her way 2 D pastor in front. He told her how wonderful it was dat she gave so much & in thanksgiving asked her to pick out 3 hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over D congregation, pointed 2 D 3 most handsome men in D building & said "I'll take him and him and him."

Horse Sense

When days are hot
and flies are thick
use horse sense. . . .co-operate

This is a truth
all horses know
they learnt it many centuries ago

One tail on duty at the rear
can reach that fly behind the ear

But two tails when arranged with proper craft
can do the job with fore and aft

Click here to see the music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdFWR8aL8ZQ&search=honey%20soundtrack%20i%20believe

H TOP - HOL, - Honey Soundtrack Lyrics - I Believe Lyrics

They said you wouldn't make it so far ah ahhh
And ever since they said it its been hard
But never mind the nights you had to cry
Cause you would never let it go inside
You work real hard and you know exactly what you want and need so believe
And you can never give up
You can reach your goals
Just talk to your soul and say

[Chorus:]
I believe i can (i can)
I believe i will (i will)
I believe i'll know my dreams are real (my dreams are real)
I believe i'll chant (oh yeah)
I believe i'll dance (oh yeah)
I believe ill grow real soon (that's why)
That is what i do believe

Your goals are just a thing in your soul aha
And you know that your moves will let them show
You keep creating pictures in your mind
So just believe they will come true in time
It will be fine leave all of your cares and stress behind and
Just let it go
Let the music flow inside
Forget all your pain and just start to believe

[Chorus]
I believe i can (i can)
I believe i will (i will)
I believe i know my dreams are real (my dreams are real)
I believe i'll chant (oh yeah)
I believe i'll dance (oh yeah)
I believe ill grow real soon (that's why)
That is what i do believe

[Freestyle]

Never mind (yeh) what people say
Hold your head high and turn away
With all my hopes and dreams
I will believe
Even though it seems it's not for me
I won't give up, i'll keep it up
Looking to the sky
I will achieve on my knees
I will always believe

[2x chorus]
I believe i can
I believe i will
I believe i know all my dreams are real
I believe ill chant
I believe ill dance
I believe ill grow real soon
And that is what i do believe

God said look but not touch, yet Adam asked Eve, Where's da freaking sweet Apple?

(Continue d story)

Ashiwaju:
Wow, see how scared of brazil u guys are but anyway, the best is yet to come. I am just wondering what it would be like if Ghana could get that cup? Now that tunisia and the rest is out. God! Africa is on the jetty i say

Let's dream, Hope and Pray. Meanwhile Seun seems to be too into the World cup 2 remember some Gal. Duuuh.

Glass House

under

A Father passing by his son's bedroom,was astonished to see the bed was nicely made,and everything was picked up.

Then,he saw an envelop,propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was address,''Dad.'' With the worst premonition,he opened the envelop and read the letter,with trembling hands.

''Dear,Dad. It's with great regret and sorrow that i'm writing you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend,b/cos of all her piercings,tattos,her tight Motorcycle clothes,and b/cos shes so much older than i am.

But it's not only passion,Dad.Shes pregnant.Stacy said that we will be happy.She owns a trialer in the woods,and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.We share a dream of having many more chilkdren.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it to ourselves,and trading it with other people in the commune,for all the cocaine and ecstacy we want.

In the meantime,we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,so Stacy can get better.She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad,i'm 15,and i know how to take care of myself.Someday,i'm sure we'll be back to visit,so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,your son,John.

P.S. Dad,none of the above is true.I'm over at Tommy's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.I love you!!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

adconline:
Oh boy walk away from that entrapment of two years. What do you think will change her mind? May be when u become a governor. Shame dey for face but no be for back. Turn back and leave.

This is the best quote i've seen on NL walahi, simple and short. Summary fa. Oga, na point of reference be dis o. End of discussion

Abi now, should we kill our fave dog because he is old? No way. the colorful days won't let us

shango:
Chris, does he really. I mean really demand that much respect. He is a good player but for all the praise and acolades he receives and the fact he hasnt played for years like other well established player and hasnt proven himself over a long timespan I do not think he should be up there with the likes of Raul or Beckham or Ronaldo or Henry.

Shangz, this is a forum,i'm aware but you should follow Zidane's record especially from Italy to Spain. In an ESPN Soccernet Poll, do you know that Zidane beat Pele and Maradona to win the Player of the century? That's public opinion, I voted Ronaldo anyway.

Haba, if there's one player in our generation who's very close to him and I believe will surpass him, it's gotta be Dinho. Dat guy is a living legend, he's past his peak, that's all I have to say. But to compare him with people who once looked up to him, is like saying Yakubu is better than Hasselbaink. I'm sure you know his age. Maradona timed out as well. You know Maradona's last international game was when they beat us 2-1 in our second game in the world cup in 94. He hollered 2 freekicks @ Rufai who parried the ball into the waiting legs of Claudio Cannigia twice. He went ahead to play for Boca Juniors, the rest is history. Legends time out, just like Okocha, Baggio, Cole you know.
Don't be deceived, football age is about Real age minus five (averagely).

For a player like Zizu, we do not need to disrespect him when he's off peak, his happening days speak volumes for him, just like the days of Raul Gonzalez. You may choose not to respect him but hv at the back of your mind that that's one playmaker we'll prolly never see again. APARI BABA.

Shangz,
Zidane demands some respect, that's d best player of our generation. Never overrated. He's just passed his peak.

Larsson will be shot in Stockholm if they fail 2 win

2 goals already from Podolski, may be my prediction's not good enough.

2 - 1 Germany wins

lager - do u mean Heineken?

Football is not maths but if Ghana cn trash Czech, i can't say o, Maybe they need another Kanu to beat Brazil.

Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on

when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve,

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

kitaun:
scoring thrice in 2 games at the world cup

Twice in 3 games*

Whatever will be will be no matter how hard you try to hold on what's not yours neva will be and no matter how far you run, whatever will be yours will follow you.

Ah, me i want Spain 2 win o, even if Henry scores a hatrick against them, we have 2 win d world cup ah ah, since when sef.

abi o

@ Rare
Asthma is not a disease, please.

I've been asthmatic (unfortunately, hereditary) since birth. Cold is definitely not good, i mean exposing your body, especially your ribs directly to cold. It's worse when you are FAT. I have a friend who has outgrown his asthma simply by jogging all the time. Outgrown in the sense that he has not had an attack or symptom in the last 6 years.
Sleep in a well ventilated room. If you depend on AC make sure you have a back up generator at night coz if not, by the time there's outage, you'd be gasping for breath in the middle of the night.
DO NOT SMOKE. Your trachea is too thin already and there could be mucus blocking them, you shouldn't add tobacco particles to make it worse.

I do a lot of excercise at times, and i run 100 metres, i make 12secs mind you

You should know when its coming, at least it doesn't just come immediately unless you are doing some heavy exercise like pushing a car, gyming or running (on an on) so whenever you notice it, reduce your workload at all cost and REFUSE to be stressed up. Sit on a chair with ur elbows above your shoulder (sit facing the backrest).

Some foods or fruits are good, i know of ginger and garlic and i've heard of supplements too. I have an inhaler (VEntolin - dats all)
That's all for now. I wish all o' you well, and most importantly, PRAY TO YOUR CREATOR. And don't think about it coz there's nothing you can do about it.

Klose can break that record, or what do you think?

I have said it before, the world will not see another NAZARIO ever again and this is just one of the stamps

that ball was made with fufu , worse than fifanova, that's why key players have not delivered, they are getting used to it

Oto, have you noticed that we do not use Kanu as a 9 in Nigeria, whereas, Robson and his predecessor were so greedy, they put him in front of the goalie, dat's why he did not score, do we call that an excuse. Even in Arsenal, he wasn't a nine, check out Inter and Ajax as well, and finally, Nigeria. How do we explain that to his coach, all he has to say is Kanu is not scoring and I tell you, that is the striker I fear most in my life after Rivaldo.

yep, d type dat's gon bring nightmares

Tpbm has a tail

babymine:
Shout outs to


Maki Bolex 2c Rhod Dojo Diddy Grizzly Wormedup HUSH

Aloib Eveseh Svs Muki Blue Badmann Christino Lauryn

LarryO Kajad Layi Lioness Zionchic

Scream and Shout outs to Babymine

2 be a woman of her words, Tpbm will see this post, but prolly won't log under it.

TPBM is eslynera since everybody is sleeping

it's not a hole, it's removable, we can remove it and seal it with super "FLESH" glue . if we don't remove it, human beings will hit it from the back or drill another hole in the sides

tpbm is eslynera

You guyz forgot about Spain and Portugal? Scolari won't lose till he sees d cup and Fabregas needs a handshake with Havelange