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Nairaland GeneralRe: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Christino(m): 5:34pm On Jul 07, 2006
Haba, do you sh*t with your tongue? How come? grin
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by Christino(m): 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2006
Eat sand, sand and more sand.
SportsRe: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Christino(m): 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2006
Dat pix from Retro.
SportsRe: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Christino(m): 3:43pm On Jul 07, 2006
What was Ronaldo doing for Rooney there, hope its not what i'm thinking (Bleep).
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 3:37pm On Jul 07, 2006
The fact that most atheists were born religious (as in into christinanity especially) baffles me. They are just tired of going to church or being persecuted, mostly intelligent people anyway. Its just a pity their intelligence can't explain the future. With most of their facts scientifically based other than on assumptions or "FAITH", they can't be fooled (or at least not easily) - but I guess not this time around.
[s]Mind you I have no problem with them o, but I can't fold ma arms for long looking at this conversation heat up.[/s]

(First of all they said we came from monkeys, and we still have them around, where are the dinosaurs and the animals from which other animals came 2 be? Wiped off (extinction fa?)) - i'm not going into such details coz i used to think i dropped from heaven , let's save it - one of [b]those mysteries Atheism has no explanation [/b]for shocked

The fact that they had a religious background or upbringing makes them freedomists and moralists which is good for all of us, but I don't bother about atheists below the age of 60. STOP DECEIVING YASELVES. (I'm not GAY O!) grin

If you are an atheist @ 60, they you are a true atheist, but if you are for no other reason than influence then your are just a follower, no just cause, no reason, then you begin to read books on The Grail Message amongst others.

Never mind, it's good when you've been there and done it, keep doing it, so you'll have a story to tell. But in the mean time, I think you should focus more on what's happening in the middle east and how to eradicate Terrorism instead of Jesus and Magdalene's baby, one of which is hmmn, (make i leave am).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 2:32pm On Jul 07, 2006
SO, where were we? wink
FamilyRe: My Fiancee's Relatives Are Threatening Us by Christino(op): 2:27pm On Jul 07, 2006
*error*
Forum GamesRe: One Word Game Is Now Freestyle Game by Christino(m): 5:44pm On Jul 05, 2006
Why did it end @ ur backside eve?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 3:25pm On Jul 05, 2006
Are you a prophet of doom? You'd better cleared from the road before Viera hammer shot for your head! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 2:31pm On Jul 05, 2006
And if we dont shocked, then u go right up there and throw the balls into the net grin
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by Christino(m): 2:23pm On Jul 05, 2006
zarah:
The fastest and most guaranteed of all ways.

Eat everything you get your hands on, chocs, pizza with double cheese, fries, burgers, lots of ice cream, and don't forget 8 cans of soda daily, meat meat and meat, then just go to the toilet, stick your fingers down your throat, and let it all flow out. you can eat everything you crave for time after time forever and still not gain an ounce.

it's called bulimia i hear!
Well i call it dieting grin grin grin cool
I think Zarah is right, that should lead to anorexia and she must be talking from experience.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 2:21pm On Jul 05, 2006
We must see a hatrick tonight, you know?
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 2:19pm On Jul 05, 2006
kellybaba:
@Rott:
God bless u for saying it ! U spoke my mind.

Let mi remind all 'doubting Thomases' that we(xtians) have been forewarned about d emergence of 'doctrines of devils' and this Da Vinci crap is just one of them.I bet u many of them r still coming,but to d 'redeemed' i say,Be Strong in d Lord and in d Power of His Might !

God is still God.Jesus Lives ! No matter all d propagandist/antagonistic machinery of the Powers of Hell using their able assistant and human agents to rubbish Jesus.Pity,thaz all they culd do! Our God cannot b diminished !

Fellow Bros,lets continue d Gud work of d Lord ! We r victorious !
Its a sign of the END TIME. Choi!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 2:13pm On Jul 05, 2006
Ricardo is one crazy ass goalie, but Henry has a way of bending the ball around a blocked goalie, at least, Ricardo can't beat that, plus the freekicks, let's see, but Portugal will pin their hopes on Ronaldo tonight, that's where the magic is. Figo to score tonight.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 6:56pm On Jul 04, 2006
** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
** " P D N F"--- please do no fold

My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received
one
from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been
reading
your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to
why i am
jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are
keeping
with the sands of time.

How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here
everything is
just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your
schooling?
How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the
schooling
thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is
perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for
these
oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the
next bus
to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not
hesitate to
put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember
that day
lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that
it is
my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the
combies
and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought
sweet
dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing
against Diego
Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books
that give
you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar
misses
tea. You can see my foto below

My dedications to you are :


Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood,
Ruise Sugar
Baby

P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2006
INTELLIGENT PEOPLE

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 4:07pm On Jul 04, 2006
Christino:
There is NO WAY we can discuss this topic without drifting off-topic. The question, in itself carries a considerable quantity of EBOLA virus, an opium that numbs the souls of people who accept anything as long as a white man said so.

We can't eradicate racism at this junction, the question itself was targetted at a group of people - not to clarify nada. The artists who did cartoons on Muhammad started out like this.

@ Rev.
I've seen some of your posts - not quite impressive.

I won't exchange words with anyone on Nairaland, but that don't mean you can watch a movie and absorb what someone tells you all in the name of facts. I don't blame you, i was once like you so what you do don't move me a bit, in fact you've done nothing. I did worse things than the Anti-christ would, but where am i today, i could do a worse film on a faker notion than that and i'm sure you won't buy the film but whatever u heard from it, you'd be my marketer.
GOOD JOB man.

Plus the initial question (check the first post) was Did Jesus Christ Really Marry Like The Davinci Code Claims? now we are responding to an entirely different opinion of "FAKING HIS DEATH" - clearly someone has a problem with this.
Find something better to invent, billions of people believe that already.

You aint a Reverend till you reverence him, besides, this is just a forum , so anything goes. Bla bla bla, running mouths like diarrhoea affects the KEYBOARDS too. RUBBISH! - I aired my opinion, so what?

Infact, Jesus died on top of Magdalene, I have the film want to see? -> deeuuurrrhhhh!
Sorry if I hit someone with this.

@ Lioness -> LoL

@ Retro -> The film needs funds, never mind grin
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 3:48pm On Jul 04, 2006
There is NO WAY we can discuss this topic without drifting off-topic. The question, in itself carries a considerable quantity of EBOLA virus, an opium that numbs the souls of people who accept anything as long as a white man said so.

We can't eradicate racism at this junction, the question itself was targetted at a group of people - not to clarify nada. The artists who did cartoons on Muhammad started out like this.

@ Rev.
I've seen some of your posts - not quite impressive.

I won't exchange words with anyone on Nairaland, but that don't mean you can watch a movie and absorb what someone tells you all in the name of facts. I don't blame you, i was once like you so what you do don't move me a bit, in fact you've done nothing. I did worse things than the Anti-christ would, but where am i today, i could do a worse film on a faker notion than that and i'm sure you won't buy the film but whatever u heard from it, you'd be my marketer.
GOOD JOB man.

Plus the initial question (check the first post) was Did Jesus Christ Really Marry Like The Davinci Code Claims? now we are responding to an entirely different opinion of "FAKING HIS DEATH" - clearly someone has a problem with this.
Find something better to invent, billions of people believe that already.

You aint a Reverend till you reverence him, besides, this is just a forum , so anything goes. Bla bla bla, running mouths like diarrhoea affects the KEYBOARDS too. RUBBISH! - I aired my opinion, so what?

Infact, Jesus died on top of Magdalene, I have the film want to see? -> deeuuurrrhhhh!
SportsRe: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Christino(m): 2:44pm On Jul 04, 2006
no, S C O L A R I

But can he stand the heat against france. i fear that Maniche o
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 2:37pm On Jul 04, 2006
These same whites did the story of Jesus and all the disciples where whites but for Judas Iscariot. The devil was also a black man.

They can't fool me sha, that's why they are so gullible to Yahoo! Boys, this is the only way to fool us back, definitely not me. THey say if you want to hide something from a black man, write it in a book, but after all this publicity about Internet scam, they still fall victim, (can't they read?)

Now it's the Da Vinci Code, rubbish! Let them do one on Mohammed if we won't see the WAR of ALL WARS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 2:16pm On Jul 04, 2006
Confess, Admit, is that the only reason wink

Or are u scared we gat BIG COMPAQ KEYBOARDS? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 8:56pm On Jul 03, 2006
Why ashley cole? u tripping for the sexiest footballer alive?
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 7:42pm On Jul 03, 2006
And as for his death, the Roman Soldiers can reply that.

But the holy spirit came down on the apostles after his death and many people were healed when they called his name.
And as for the scripts, the Roman catholic did not write the bible. The original scripts were written in hebrew, and by different authors and the Romans brought them together and included in it the Apocrypha.
The Apocrypha has since been removed, no doubt, there must be counterfeit claims.

Soon, Mohammed's girlfriend in Vancouver will soon be unveiled.

MOney making is good business, moreso, dust yarning makes a lot o dough.
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 7:40pm On Jul 03, 2006
And as for his death, the Roman Soldiers can reply that.

But the holy spirit came down on the apostles after his death and many people were healed when they called his name.
And as for the scripts, the Roman catholic did not write the bible. The original scripts were written in hebrew, and by different authors and the Romans brought them together and included in it the Apocrypha.
The Apocrypha has since been removed, no doubt, there must be counterfeit claims.

Soon, Mohammed's girlfriend in Vancouver will soon be unveiled.

MOney making is good business, moreso, dust yarning makes a lot o dough.
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Married And Did He Fake His Death? by Christino(m): 7:33pm On Jul 03, 2006
If Jesus was truly married, then the Bible would be fake, and so will miracles.

But I don't give a hoot what anyone has to say coz, the miracles he did were confirmed, his words were not ordinary and his life and times were recorded, not only in the bible, but the Qu'ran.

To the best of my lay man knowledge - Jesus was never married. And with all those who call his name and he answers them, there couldn't have been anything realer in this world.

Besides, that is the only hope after death, any other?
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 7:29pm On Jul 03, 2006
what is it by your time? My wrist watch says its few minutes 2 ur greatness, upliftment and success. that is the heavenly time 4 u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 7:25pm On Jul 03, 2006
@ Kita

Definitely, everybody wins when there's nothing to lose, do we have anything to lose if Angola wins the cup or Lehmann scores a hatrick - WHO CARES.
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by Christino(m): 7:20pm On Jul 03, 2006
U gals are funny, i know u can read between d lines, just tryn to pull my legs, no way lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 7:15pm On Jul 03, 2006
Yes, and also, constructive criticism is the best in football and not destructive criticism. Players and teams can turn around and surprise everyone, no one thought senegal could have gone far in the last world cup and the Ghanaians too this time around but see what's happened? huh

Analyse constructively and don't kill the efforts of people who spend time and energy on the pitch all because you have a mouth or a COMPAQ KEYBOARD - ITs UNFair shocked.

The spirit of the game - ACCept Defeat and CELEbrate Victory. CHoi! cool

Let's ride on man. Muki Rocks!!! grin
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by Christino(m): 6:04pm On Jul 03, 2006
Let someone break your heart! Loss of appetite and you'll more than shed some weight though you can regain all o them back with just a sip of some magic dessert.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Why Is Thierry Henry Mediocre In Major Tournaments? by Christino(m): 1:27pm On Jul 03, 2006
I luv this thread, only the BIGGEST mouths get noticed, all the same its a forum, all u can do is rave and rave and rake coz no one can really fight, so insults were part of the EULA and u clicked I ACCEPT. Good, so accept whatever comes your way.

But to display a lil bit of maturity, let's accept when we lose and support the winning team, and when our analysis falls short, accept that football is not mathematics.
Henry and France haters were proved wrong, so were Brasil supporters. Spain was outplayed and they all had supporters, and many of us fail to accept the theme song of football all over the world:

WE ALL SPEAK FOOTBALL: GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!


Pls c d coca cola cartoon advert and stop biting one another's ears! Choi!
SportsRe: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Christino(m): 1:18pm On Jul 03, 2006
Bottomline:

ROoNEy got a RED card and Owen was injured plus Walcott was scared grin

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