₦airaland Forum

CityNG:
I'm sure that I'm old enough to be your father so watch your tongue Son.

What I did in my university years or the reason why I am partly living overseas has nothing to do with this shameful eyesore presented here.

Stop grasping at straws as you fall back into the abyss you continue to fall into.

Eh whenever your done doing dishes then come home or maybe live on benefits

Abroad ko
Ijegun ni

Now run to your security night post

chukwudi44:
The Force Public Relations Officer, Emmanuel Ojukwu, in a statement on Thursday in Abuja, hinged the withdrawal of Tambuwal’s security aides on Section 68(1)(g) of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended.

Statement reads, “In view of the recent defection by the Right Hon. Aminu Waziri Tanbuwal, CFR, the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, from the People Democratic Party to the All Progressive Congress and having regard to the clear provision of section 68(1)(g) of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended, the Nigeria Police Force, has redeployed its personnel attached to his office.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/tambuwals-security-details-withdrawn/

(The reason is because) Aminu Tambuwal is no longer the speaker of the federal house of reps as per section 68 of the 1999 constitution. All hail the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria. Anyone dissatisfied with this can go to court. Congratulations to Emeka Ihedioha, the new speaker of the house of reps

That is impressive

Ndi be anyi mma mma nu

Ekene m unu


Igbo bu igbo

Amu na ekene okeipku

achi4u:
Kedu uru O ga abara m ila oge-m n'iyi ibia koba onu maa kpuo ugwu m n'ala?
Ndi otu anyi ufodu nno ebe bu ji-se ike ka ha ji aguta ife I na ede,agahi m agwa gi ozo maa I jiri akirika asusu wee saa m okwu ozo,aga m edebe gi na oche ebe I ga ano.
Ife ozo m furu ebe I nno bu na umuaka na enye gi nsogbu,Onye ji oso agbakwuru Ogu?
Mtcheeew...lekwa nu jeew man a anya.

Ozugo zie

Ifele mmee unu

Tufiakwa

Tuf

Billyonaire:
Very shameful.

And you are despicable

Terrible people

3kay945:
This isn't necessary now. At least we should encourage them don't forget, their mate plenty for agbero.

They are doing owo mi da and busting pipeline

Connies can be terrible

Stay away from thier oily xters

asala1:
But there is nothing here that shows that these guys are learned, anybody can do this without going to school. Just folding and cutting sheet metals, putting seat and fairly used engine into it means nothing brother. We need to learn and move away from this rubbish, this is not the 14th century. What development means is improving the available ones, like improving the fuel efficiency of the engine, improve the accelerating time, reducing weight of the car by developing light materials with higher weight to strength ratio, etc. Which car manufacturer in the world will want to invest into this? NONE. If you try this as a lecturer/research in China, India, japan, etc, you will surely be stoned to death no doubt.

So which one did ur father and tribrsmen built

Kesmakveli:
Amazing: Unizik Students Produce Race Car

Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka has recorded yet another landmark breakthrough recently when five of her students produced a formula 1 car.

The students, from the department of mechanical Engineering produced the race car as their project.

The names of the student engineers include
*Okoyenta Augustus,
*Okeke Chukwuebuka,
*Ofoegbu Kenechukwu,
*Ibekwe Ebeneezer and
*Ezeani Chikeluba.

According to the initiator of the project, Okoyenta Augustus, the materials for the car were locally sourced and it took them two years to put in place. The cost of the project still according to him was about .4 million naira, though with the support of the department.

The students drove the car last tuesday to the administrative block to showcase the novel achievement to the vice chancellor, Prof. Joseph Ahaneku and the university community. Long Live the #‎UNIZIK5‬. Long Live Department of Mechanical Engineering. *Long Live Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=717008825043277&id=178933212184177&refid=17

This is no news cos igbos have been known to be technically endowed from the days of biafra to emeagwalli till now

So that aint news ...what was news was that imo kid that built a rocket what nig army cant

ajebuter:
I am Yoruba from Lagos state and here are things I love about other ethnic groups:
Hausas: very hospitable, very transparently honest, accomdating, open hearted, simple, not materialistic. The NYSC experience I had serving in Kebbi state will remain in my memory for as long as I live. The respect they had for me despite my difference is ethic group, langauge and religion remains in my memory. When I fell sick, the entire Yauri community took care of me even though they didn't speak English and I couldn't speak Hausa. Our bike fares as corper was reduced and all okada men took pride in giving corpers rides on their okadas. God bless Yauri Kebbi state and the entire hausa nation.
IBOS: very industrious, hardworking, ambitious. I have never seen an ibo begger in my life. They also help each other a lot. They are eachothers' big brothers and sisters.God bless igbo kwenus!
South south: Warri, binis, Isoko, Urhobos are very funny, very blunt, open minded and with giving spirit, generous toa fault even if they are poor. They are also proud of their villages and cultures even abroad and in cities. Bless una oh!
Yorubas: we are very accomodating,fashionable, humane, social, love education, very hardworking, proud of our language, tolerant of other people and their culture, firm believers in parental and collective discipline, and not forgetting our world acclaimed owanbe parties! Even oyinbos tell me Yoruba parties are interesting with our dances and rounded asses.
Efik: beautiful and natural looking women, fashion conscious even on their deathbed, they love being young and if u call an Efik woman mama or mummy, you go hear wen! Very good cooks, nice cuisine, very accomodating and friendly, unpretentious about their sexuality and generous. God bless Nigeria and its people.

The only reasonable post

eye4eye:
He was a big coward that ran to Abidjan.

Ojukwu and Fani kayoed loved the same thing at one point in time.

ADEKUNLE WHO THE NITWITS CALL BLACK SCORPION IS THE SPUERMAN THAT ENDED IN A WHEELCHAIR

I CALL HIM PINK SCORPION WITH NO POISON

HOW DID HE END

ADEKUNLE WHO THE NITWITS CALL BLACK SCORPION IS THE SPUERMAN THAT ENDED IN A WHEELCHAIR

I CALL HIM PINK SCORPION WITH NO POISON

HOW DID HE END

raumdeuter:
I would think Charity begins at home and tell your wrapper tying men to stand up to be counted.

The same people who voted for their conquerors less than 10yrs after smashing them in the civil war. They even abandoned their own coward warlord and voted the son of their conqueror Shagari twice.

DID THEY TELL YOU THEY VOTED, DID THEY TELL YOU THEY WERE CONQURED, IF THEY WERE CONQUERED WHY THE MANTRA NO VICTOR NO VANQUISHED

NIOW WHO HAS LOST ILLORIN TILL DATE
QWHO HAS LOST OFFA TILL DATE


NOW CAN YOU JUST BOUNCE

qleap2all:
@Ops that's the uniqueness of the Yorubas. They habour no hatred agaisnt elders action especially if dOne in National interest.
We are not known for sentiments and that's a time when Nigeria is at the verge of colapsing ,same at MKO Abiola time- we are ever patriotic to the course of National Unity!
Do you see SS/SE only around Gej who champions TAN and who champions OBJ third term definitely not the Yorubas

TO ME, THAT IS COWARDICE IN IT FINEST LEVEL....YORUBAS SHOULD STAND UP AND BE COUNTED WHEN MEN ARE COUNTED

Ikengawo:
What amount of bloodshed will make igbos failures and these people successful? If they kill one generation their children will return and research claim their fathers throne.


The north at one pointed killed its opponents and pacified the west and killed its leaders. Took the military, nationalized and took the economy, took the government. Even went as far as taking peoples traditional institutions. All by force. Its 2014 now and they still have nothing. No money, no structure, no more progress than when the British met them. Nigeria is no longer in their hands and despite taking everything they have absolutely nothing. The poorest, least exposed, least productive, least safe and least esteem part of nigeria after all that force and why? Because if you pull beasts out of a jungle and put my them in a palace they will still be beasts and the palace will become a jungle.


We igbos are not afraid of worthless northern threats. Everything we have we earned and will gain more. If we own the economy we bought and developed it. We added sectors that didnt exist and provided services nobody else does. We ventured into places with no light or civilization and provided goods and services. We worked hard and started with nothing. We took our children out of rotting public schools and into private schools that we ourselves business built. We thought of way to manufacture and assemble our own goods. We fitted our villages with hospitals and polytechnics. We formed organizations for community development. We traveled the world to give our children a better life. The coming generation of igbos are striving to surpass the previous, and their children will aim for the same.


Here's a national leader tell us about his 5 wives. Breeding like a beast, threatening that his own region will descend into bloodshed over an ijaw man's election. His brothers no different. Buhari has said the same. El Rufai the same. If you will burn down your entire region everytime you lose an election and continue breeding like an animal, who will control thr economy when its all done?

Is the caliber of training Igbos are giving their children the same as what hausas are giving there's? As a national leader he's telling us his ijaw daughter is getting a master's in Ghana. Meanwhile the same Okonjo Iweala he's obsessing about has moved all ther children through the harvard doctorate program. If tomorrow his Okonjos children buy his land from his children will GEJ be around to blame?

MY DEAR THIS IS A SORE POINT BUT SADLY, YOU JUST SAID THE TRUTH, WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT WILL LAZE AROUND LOOKING FOR ONE PARTY OR THE OTHER TO ATTEND, NEXT THING IS GO TO YOUR VILLAGE AS IF THEIR PLACE IS BETTER. HOW I WISH ALL TRIBES CAN COMPETE NOT ALLOWING IGBOS TO TAKE OVER EVERYTHING FROM ENTERTAUINMENT TO MARCHANT AND EDUCATION. THE LAST FRONTIER IS POLITICS...WHICH THEY ARE RULING BY PROXY.ONCE THIS IS GOTTEN, THEN ITS OVER FOR THEM


SO THE SECRET IS COMPETE COMPETE COMPETE WITH YOURSELVES AND IGBOS...DONT JEALOUS THEM.

was around benin by pass- those benin crooks and criminals are always hiding by that bend asking for fictitious papers, one of my guy had been duped by those guys, what did he do, on a good day he was going back to east, one of the benin by pass guys came out of their hiding place to throw nails again, he reved the car, hit him, he disobeyed the gravitational pull and was like 10 ft above sea levl, hit the ground, the dude moved on.

My dear, in Nigeria if you are a good drivers some will be on their way to rob you especially the ore - benin way...pls hit them move on another bad spot is lokoja - abaji road...these are the terrible place, next is benin by pass.


as a matter of priority maintain 160 - 180 km/h on these roads....


THEM NO BORN THEM WELL, ENSURE YOUR CAR IS TOP NOTCH, MAYBE MANUAL CAR IS BETTER, SO THAT YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR GEARS SWIFTLY IN LESS THAN 40 SECONDS

Tiwa savage and her cleavage ..this is the best dresser


She oozed major sex appeal and almost went naked (she wore a ridiculous and hideous jumpsuit that left little to the imagination)

IS HE A BAD DRESSER, I THINK HE IS ON POINT...BAD DRESSING ON HIS PART IS FOR A MESSAGE AND INTENTIONAL, DENRELE IS JUST A DAM GAYYY WHILE EMEKA IKE IS TO LOCALIZED, THAT BIG BROTHER GIRL IS ALL BOOOOBS NO BRAINNNN

LORDI:
I pray it doesn't happen,

BUT IT HAPPENS THAT IS WHY ITS ACCIDENT

ogawisdom:
This thread is motivated by the thread where a lecturer who ran to the police station after killing 5 pupil while trying to dodge a trailer was brought out from the police station and killed by angry mobs . What did this man do wrong for God's sake it's an accident.

Now in this thread I want us to discuss d correct thing to b done if one finds himself in this situation as a Nigerian driver to avoid being killed like the lecturer above while showing some care for d one u hit ie assuming he/she is still alive n needs medical attention.

Ultimately drop one or two hints on how to avoid finding one's self in this situation.

Let's see what works in naija, though our diaspora bro and sis are welcomed.

My observation is that the driver is always wrong even if the person is practically lying down on the road. The driver is always accused of over speeding by everyone around even though the person hit was careless.

To avoid this situation as a driver I pay special attention to all road users while driving especially pedestrians; the most vulnerable are children, mad people, drunk people, agboro people, frustrated people looking for who to kill them, rioters, church crusade groups, other groups on the road to advertise something, and elderly ppl (their sense of judgement on the road is very poor and sometimes they are unaware they are on the road.

the last terrible accident i had along lekki was when some kids wanted to cross road, a car in front of me stopped and i stop a lorry lost brakes and ram into me, now who is to be blamed... pedestrians.

In a road that is an espressway as lekki, what the hell are you doing stopping for pedestrain


the best thing, if you hit a pedestrian in a lonely road, stop, carry him to hospital, but if you hit him in a tout infested areas like lagos or ibadan, please run for your dear life to nearby police station or army barracks. those touts are fraustrated and they will lynch you and vent their frustration on you

a stitch in time, saves nine

AMAECHI IS TALKING TOO MUCH AND HE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT TALK IS ALWAY CHEAP......

Evina:
See what I mean? Do you know it is rude to type with caps locks? And unintelligent to call someone you don't know daft?

Tell me, if you were a girl, would you wanna chat with you?

Dude, get some manners n the ladies will give you some attention

Typing with caps is just basically for emphasis...dont you think so...i think most way these tots or girl chat can be annoyingly annoying

BULL MUDAFUKING SHYT.... NO BE THE SAME NORTH DE RULE ALL THESE DECADES, THEY GAVE THEM DECADENCE IN ALL THESE DECADES


THE TERRORIST SHOULD BE KILLED

Leerikz:
sometimes i ask myself, was it my fault that i was born into a northern family??, life seems to hold nothing for a young hopeful northern born child like me,i was born in a rural area in zamfara state,a typical Hausa community, i was raised accordingly by my parents, on getting to my teenage years, it dawned on me that everything seemed to follow one pattern in my community, it was compulsory for everyone to follow the Muslim faith, it also seemed compulsory for every male indigene to marry from the same community, i observed the whole life process here, everything seemed the same, nothing different ever happened, men were born local and died local, the whole community lacked innovation, nobody ever thought of anything new, life was an everyday process which everyone had to follow. there was hardly any form of electricity supply in my community, power was supplied on very rare occasions, and on such white collar days, the whole village would gather at the village square to watch tv, most times news, probably to everyone else, they were having fun and expressed it with big grins on their faces, when they saw big cities like lagos, kano, abuja and the rest on television, to me, it was like watching a totally different world, most of the things i saw on television were non-existent in my community,good roads, water supply, electricity and the rest. It all seemed alien-like when i saw them, the schools we had in my community seemed like death traps, with the buildings dilapidated and slowly collapsing due to age, i used to imagine how old those buildings must be, not to talk of the kind of teachers we had, most of them took extra holidays and came to school whenever they wished, we were mostly taught Islamic doctrine and a little bit of arithmetic and English to go with, you would wonder where we the students got our motivation to keep attending school, it all seemed that school seemed to be the most exciting thing happening around us, even though we could not say we had even up to quarter of what you would regard as a stellar education. I myself had dreams to be different, to make my community a happening place, to make my family proud of me, to help all kids in my community have standard education, to put good roads and water in place for my people, but as i grew up, i faced reality and it dawned on me that my dreams would eventually amount to nothing, 'where would i start from?' was the question i asked myself frequently, i was willing to do anything to actualize my dreams, but everytime i tried to muster a little hope for the future, my dreams were dashed by reality .life went on like this for a long while until something happened sometime in August 2008,a group of men came to our community school and separated the male folk from the female folk, we were told that a lot is going to change in our lives in the next few months and advised to prepare for anything.The lessons we were having at school changed totally,we were now lectured in the reason why our lives and community had come to be like this, we were told by our instructors that our kind was hated and neglected in the whole of Nigeria, we were shown videos of how our kind performed roles of servants to the society in urban areas, how our kind seemed to poverty stricken and isolated in such towns and cities, we were told that we would be in the same situation if we tried traveling to such places in search of greener pastures. Therefore we had to do something that would make our lives and that of our families better, we were told that if we cooperated, our families would be rewarded with huge amounts of money and life would get better. We were then told that it would involve killing and suicide bombing for our plans to really work out. Already our minds were prepared for anything. That was how we took up arms to fight for better lives for ourselves and for our families.So next time you want to open your mouth to judge the youth who have joined boko haram,think of the situation of this young man, think of the plight of his family and underdevelopment that had eaten deep in to lives of everyone in their community. live positively!.
.This was written by a young Nigerian.. Just looking at things from the other point of view.. I am in no way supporting insurgency of any kind.. Share your thoughts

Evina:
Are you a lady? I bet you aren't. I am a lady and I tell you the reason we respond that way is because we find you boring or we are busy or just don't want to chat with you at that time.

ITS A LIE, ITS BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE JUST DAFT

90% OF GIRLS ARE DAFT IN NGERIA...JUST WIGS,FUCKKK AND FASHION, NO INTELLECT

Big4wig:
Have you ever wondered why many
girls use
smileys and short reply when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize
why most girls do.I was chatting with
this babe
yesterday and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and
short reply plz !!

wetin concern me

Alexkene:
Yea, I know that Most Igbos from Rivers and Deltas claim to have Benin Ancestry.

But today, I just read that the people of Enugu Ezike in Enugu State are descendants of a Benin prince Ejige Oba.

How true?

Because if this is true, then Enugu Ezike people are Bini people not Igbos.

Madness

I keep asking which Benin are these ones claiming
Is it the same Benin that their king was exiled by British
Is it the same Benin that Biafra army chased away their king in less than 48 hours


Which Benin

Just too blood and no apologies to woman untied

No mago mago no Ferguson

Now man u rest in peace

Any day I give it to mercy ozioma Johnson she is better than Tonto or Toto dike ...

Mercy is natural
Tonto is artificial

Pls house

I just changes my air glow meter my ride drinking fuel like a thirsty camel

Help me out

Mechanics sucks here in Lagos

A Nissan ex saloon

To me this is just madness ....I drive and I know what I see on the roads ..I think people are just venting their fraistration on drivers

Its not NAD to own a car na

Rest I n peace

ruffhandu:
Which area of your body do you start scrubbing with sponge when bathing?
For me, I start somewhere in-between my legs, under. it's like a reflex and I've noticed it quite a while now.
From there, I go through my belly and then chest, then reach out to my armpits.
I know the last places I attend to is my legs, followed by my back. My back is the very last place as I hold both ends of the sponge and wipe through.
Now, I reasoned, is there any advantage in starting anywhere? Possibly yes. Assuming something happens in the middle of the bath and you have to end it abruptly. that makes it ok to start from the most important places to be washed.
This is just my experience and opinion anyway.
Please feel free to add your.

My brokoss then proceed assiduously to my prick...

bigass:
This is for my brothers/SISTERS from SS/SE who are in Love with Jonathan and his good works ,If Nigeria divides today and you find yourself with Jonathan as the President of your new country. Can you vote for Him President to continue as 'His good works'
TANoids Over to you

Leave that question till then but we are stuck in one Nigeria so get used to it and Jonathan seems to be best