₦airaland Forum

Houseofglam7:
Ha!
Jenifa lemme be your surrogate

see as i dey use corner eye look you.

Abeg, na who be that local girl wey dey shout "I told you, I was gonna catch the bookwet(bouquet)?

Girls and their wahala sef. They sleep over, you try to get some action, they keep giving mixed feelings and acting like they don't want it. You try to respect them and be a gentleman, they leave, and go around telling their friends how you are a dull guy just cos you didn't force yourself to get some action.
You decide to force yourself to get some action and even after giving her head, she goes around to term it rape. Question is, what exactly do they want?

Hi

NextGovernor:
Hmmm. Why are Nigerians easily been deceived. Orisefemi is spraying #360 in naira. Non let the dollar deceive you my dear.

Who spray #500 get level pass am.

#nohate

True. Just noticed they are 1 dollar notes.

Good one "if that is the truth".

Is he just a car wash boy or runs a car wash? I know of a friend that runs a Carwash and rakes in nothing less than 150k weekly(to be conservative) and he merges it with auto sales.

MIPNIG:
What is this one saying. We are not white people. It is all thi white people’s nonsense way of doing things that have destroyed our way of life.

Who told you separation will make any difference?

Everyone should face reality. There is no one on earth that is 100% committed to anything. People who set high standard for others can barely do the same when put under same situation.

Sorry, there are people who set high standards for others and can do same when put under such conditions. There are people who still take the issue of infidelity in marriage, very seriously.

Ollymurs:
The entire 3 or 4bedroom bungalow including the bq.

Ok. Not bad.

Ollymurs:
Although i didnt list Napier Gardens on that list, Napier Gardens are bungalows of 3-4bedroom with usually a room bq and they have a rental value of between N2.5-2.8m, However if you desire a selfcon at Napier please note that what you would get is a bq in these bungalows, it is an ensuite bq with a toilet and bath but no kitchen and the rooms arent big.

I currently do not have any bq for rent at Napier Gardens, but if you are serious about your request I can contact a few colleagues to ask.

If you are ok with the above description of how a selfcon at Napier is please give me a mention and i will send you my contact

Is it the 3bedroom flat that is 2.8m, or the bq/self contain?

bigtt76:
I work on the Island hence my preference and also not ready to start furnishing more than a self-contained apartment. I currently stay at Elegant Court, Ajah and it is all I would ever want but the estate is completely run down - no electricity power for more than a month now despite the neighborhood having constant supply. Same thing with water supply. In terms of location it is just right for me but for these issues I'm pissed. I also don't want to have a generator.

Ok then. I understand your plight. I personally can't deal with the flood on the island...

PotatoSalad:
Konga has little to offer, true but they are more reliable.
Buy things n jumia at your own peril.

Jumia is a shitty place to buy anything. They sell substandard goods on jumia. I bought a glass table top gas cooker from them some months ago, and it didn't last up to a month before it became useless. Just woke up one morning and my younger sister called me to come and see something downstairs. Wore my boxer short, went down to the kitchen and saw the glass on the cooker had cracked into pieces. It obviously wasn't strong enough to withstand the heat from cooking. It lasted for just about 3 weeks. I promised myself not to ever buy anything from jumia again.

olanshi:


I have this strong believe...

I will hit $300 billion in 10years time....

Can I get some loud 'Amen'


On the Verge to be completely successful

My Gee, may God take us there. I. T is the new gold and if you can successfully integrate it into whatever you are doing now, you can be rest assured of the possibility of becoming a billionaire.

bigtt76:
Please how can I get a self contain apartment in any of these estates you mentioned? Especially Napier Gardens?

I doubt if they'd have such apartments there. Besides, the cost of such an apartment, would get you something decent elsewhere. I don't see any reason why someone should be paying 1.5m plus to live in a self contain, when you can add 1.5m to it and get a 5 bedroom duplex in Ikeja gra.

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E be like say these ones no well at all. Police dey find una artiste over robbery allegations, una dey talk say him dey busy dey record. O da bi ara awon eleyi o ya sha.

Hmm

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na buhari go first reach there with him 150 cattles.

tonididdy:
60% of Nigerians go flood that place

so na twitter dey reign now? it's a pity i'm hardly ever there.

Adeboye said his own in the morning, Oyedepo's own is coming out this afternoon. I don't know what these people are actually trying to do. I don't want to hear anything that is not in the Bible, from any pastor. It doesn't matter how popular and anointed He or she is.

omolorlarh:
outcess recruits for gotv call centre agents. the pay is 45k only. there is no any other benefit. you work from 8am to 5pm Mondays to Fridays

Hi! Tried replying but looks like you got issues with your mail address. You can send a mail to reganjohn2001@yahoo.com. Thanks.

As much as I respect Adeboye, I find that statement quite disturbing. What then happens to all those who have been giving, but haven't still gotten out of poverty? What would we say is their crime?

sagbar:
It's easy opening domiciliary account with FCMB. My experience with them has been awesome.

What's the requirements? I currently bank with them and to be honest, it's been a lovely experience especially when it comes to funds transfer.

but seriously,i'd prefer a lady giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation cos honestly,it's hard to wrap my head around a guy's mouth ever coming in contact with my mouth. but then,person wey dey quarter to die,go find any avenue to stay alive. just that your mind might not ever get that incident off and truly,it's a weird feeling for someone who hates homosexuality with a passion.

i don't pray to ever experience such but God forbid it happens,na to track the bastard and snuff life out of the idiot. if people understand that when you kill innocent people and throw the families into mourning, that you would get served in such way also,they'd apply caution when killing people. by the time the families of the dead,mark them,track them and kill them,then some of these killer cops would sit up.

nice jam according to today's standards. this year has without doubt been Davido's year.

Hisses! Sometimes, I wonder how all these washed up up folks that parade themselves as celebrities, manage to cope with themselves. All they are good at, is trending on social media over irrelevant things, and washing dirty linens in public. After all the back and forth, by the time you find out the true reason for all these their back and forth accusations and counter accusations, you'd be too embarrassed to talk.

snowblaq:
Abi did he steal the guy's joy or destiny

I tire o. How can someone flog you a thousand strokes when your parents are alive and nothing happened?

Amarabae:
Igbos are united.
Don't listen to this pathetic propaganda from APC.

I'm not an Ibo man but I don't have anything against the Ibos who are fighting for Biafra. But a situation where there are several factions of the same group, and divisions in the camp of the ipob, would always pull them back cos there will always be rogues who would end up collecting money from politicians, to subvert the process.

Igbos are not United. They can never get Biafra. That is the harsh truth.