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not for someone like me that my leg is always coming out of the bed and despite the fact that i sleep on a family sized bed,i have to lay in a slant position for the bed to contain my legs due to my height.

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Hisses. I really don't understand how people tend to do stupid things and still intend to get away with them, and be given a pat on the back for acting foolishly.

i want to believe this is not a prophesy but a prayer.

48hrs of gibberish and crappy music. i like him as an artiste/performer but defintely not a fan of his music cos they are always meaningless.

referee was poor but arsenal played awful. ozil had no business being on the pitch. iwobi shudn't have started. giroud and lacazette shiulg not have been on the bench. every ball played upfront by cech was lost to mancity. nobody to hold up play upfront. we need a new coach. wenger doesn't know how to use his players,and he makes good players look awful.

i have been trying to subtly pass this across to my mum of late,that i "might" not get married but i feel seriously for her,and do not want to hurt her. i almost mentioned it last month,some days to my younger sister's wedding,but had to hold my mouth. what makes it harder to say,is because i'm an only son and she loves me so much.

deepwater:
Read my first comment on this issue, you could see reasons there in why the wife is admitting this.

Haven't you had people confessing to acts they never did once their spirit is broken?

that doesn't make an iota of sense to me,for someone to confess to a crime he/she didnt do,when the person is not under duress. i'd never accept that.

deepwater:
How do you find out such?

Someone would tell you right?

Another then say otherwise, it's all words of mouth how do you choose and prove which is correct ?

You align to the initial cos you somewhat believe someone is praying against your progress ever before now so what is need is just a prophet to say what u want to hear.
My brother that is a sign of a WEAK SPIRIT in the person

Not someone telling me but the person in question saying so. Just like the wife of the husband in the story above, attesting to the fact that she has been praying such prayers.

if i find out that someone close to me has been praying such a prayer for me,i'd never trust that person again,nor allow that person come close to me.

i understand where she's coming from. there was a time in my life when i couldn't mix up properly and relate with certain people cos before you say A,they are already shouting butty,omo butter,aje butter,etc. sometimes,it was difficult understanding you cos your actions or the things you say,could easily be misconstrued. people tend to say you're forming... for a lady,it must have been quite difficukt for her...

desreek9:
Please take time to read this, I really need your advice.

I am a working mother of four kids (2 sets of twins) been married since 2012; I and my husband communicate well, our sex life is great (we explore diff. styles) and I make sure everyone is contented and satisfied or so i thought.
How i found out he was cheating

I noticed I didn't see my period for two months which is weird, I checked if i was with child but it was negative, before then I noticed burning feeling when i pee and pains so i decided to see a doctor, that was how i received the greatest shock of my life. I was told i had STD, I was in shock, crying and shaking cos i know i got it from my husband, was told to do an HIV test.

After the longest wait of my life and vomiting due to anxiety and panic, it was negative. Three months later was still negative, I went home thinking of ways to kill my husband. Later that night i first asked him if he was cheating he blatantly denied but when i showed him the test result, he was dumbfounded and started begging, i asked him why with tears rolling down my eyes, he couldn't give any reason because he knows everything was great btw us, i told him we would never make love anymore that i can't risk my life because of sex, he was begging me saying he would change, i told him i can never trust him cos once a cheat, always a cheat.

My people, it's over a year and we've not had sex, he can't chase me away from the house because we both built it and the land is in my name, sometimes he comes home late but i really don't care since we have separate bedroom. He said he can't leave because he will have to tell his and my people but he doesn't want the embarrassment.

Apart from all these, every other aspect is great at home, so my question is this; is my decision too harsh or am i justified?

my question is: how are you coping with the cobwebs down there since you haven't slept with him for over a year? are you aware that by now,all the bolts and nuts there would be very stiff? honestly, i think you guys need to seat down and talk.

i can relate

So there are still idiots in Nigeria putting money in mmm? Such folks should never be allowed to conceive and make babies cos they would just end up causing more problems for the society(creating more idiots and dummies via transfer of genes). After all the nonsense, someone is still going to put funds in mmm? Some Nigerians could be very gullible though.

That's how some people came with one tbc nonsense and they said it is better than bitcoin and it keeps growing everyday...bla bla bla. Someone asked me to join and sell my cars to the participants with part cash, and part tbc. The one question I asked is: "how does your currency grow on its own even without it being traded heavily? How does a currency or an item appreciate in value rapidly on a daily basis without heavy trading around it? From my understanding of economics, money market,forex,shares and all that, for something to increase in value rapidly, there must be some heavy economic activity around it. It must be in very high demand...

People come to Nigeria with all manner of cock and bull stories and Nigerians wouldn't even use a fraction of their brains to think it through, before jumping at it. What's more embarrassing is that a lot of people who engage in these nonsense, claim to be educated graduates. Sometimes, I feel like the educational system in Nigeria, is just producing idiots on per second billing.

folakemigeh:
Femi has always been a chronic womanizer. He's fond of sleeping with Unilag girls and Osu girls whenever he's on location at Lagos and Ogun respectively.

Minister of information, well done. I'm in front of your house. Are you at home?

whats all these plenty tantrums being thrown over tstv? if you guys want dstv,stick with them. let those who want tstv patronize them. enough of all these tstv did not do this and that.

all these people shouting ikorodu,should go and do malaria and typhoid test. what part of ikorodu exactly? agric? italewa? imota?
ibeshe? odogunyan? ebutte? owode? adamor? haruna? garage or where? they have not added other reasonable areas,you guys are shouting ikorodu. abeg,make una park well joor.

what exactly are they tripping for? only women can tell what their own definition of fine/hot,means. the worst part of it all is that if you ask them to come out and tell you what makes a man fine/hot,they would say almost nothing meaningful.

frustratedrat:
i'm short-tempered. I probably inherited that trait from my dad. Due to the way my dad handled his affairs, my mum was plunged into penury. Currently living with her. The situations of the past has made her bitter. She complains about everything.


I open the pot to take my meal, she raises her voice, i come back empty-handed, she runs me down as being a leech. I lie flat without touching anything, she comes back complaining of so many things. When she starts, i find myself exchanging words with her.


I feel bad afterwards but the cycle continues once she makes me pesky again. how do i salvage this situation? Sometimes, i'm pushed to the edge that my frustration about her slander and my predicament makes me wanna hit her.

Never ever entertain those thoughts. There is no single justification for it. Work on moving out. I know things are hard in Naija but please, just try to be up and doing.

i had 2 experiences. first was one chick that she and her sisters used to crush on some 17 years ago. one way or the other,we got talking and she invited me to her house the next day. as a fine boy,i don baff up,dey go see babe with the hope of repeating my normal feat of same day lashing... unfortunately for her,her father decided to stay at home that day. only God knows the witchcraft that made him not to go to work. i got to her house,snubbed all the boys in front of her house and knocked confidently like an august visitor. only for the chick to come downstairs,open the gate and ask me "excuse me please,who are you looking for"? i looked back to see if there was someone behind me. just maybe,one of those guys sitting opposite her house,was standing behind me without my knowledge. when i was sure it was just me alone standing there,i answered in the affirmative: "you of course"! next thing i heard was:"sorry,my father is at home" and she banged the gate with a hiss,just to give the dad the impression that it's an unwanted visitor at the gate. i was so embarrassed to lift my legs to turn back. how do i walk awy from here with my head up high,i asked myself? the boys who had been watching the scene,started laughing and giggling behind me. after a while,i summoned up courage,cleaned my face and walked away. all my "baffing up" was wasted. a week later,i passed through her house and she started calling me. i looked at her and snubbed her and continued walking away. she was walking behind me and saying she's sorry and had to do that cos her dad was at home... she later on went to tell people i asked her out and when she was saying it in a gathering of some chicks and someone came to tell me,i walked up to where she and her friends where,and asked her when i asked her out. she couldnt say anything but was just looking at me. i warned her sternly not to ever try that nonsense with me again. after a while,i realized i shouldnt have done that,but should just have signed my signature on her and log out...


second one was my gf. her parents were strict and she told me not to come to her house. i used to go hang around her street and wait for any of her siblings being sent on errand,to call her. one day,i had waited for hours and nobody came out. so i decided to try my luck by knocking on their gate. unknowingly to me,the parents were sitting at the balcony. they stood up and came closer to the railing and asked who i was looking for. i mentioned my girl's name and told them that she and my elder sister are friends,and my sister sent me on errand to her. the mother looked at me and said "as big as you are,your sister is sending you on errand abi? she's not at home and dont ever come here to look for her again". i said "thank you ma" and went back to resume my hanging on the street duties till she comes out. things we do for love. years back,i spoke with her on phone and the mom was overhearing our convo from way back and was like ehen, you mean you guys were still doing all that despite the embargo? she was like: well,we just wanted you guys to be serious and read your books. now that you guys are adults,you can do whatever you like and no one will disturb you. we all laughed about it and i even went to see the mom when she came into town. unfortunately,i wasnt stable enough then to get married and the chick couldnt wait due to medical issues that she had as she wasnt growing younger,and was told she would have issues with child bearing if she didnt get married on time. i still miss her though but we are good friends and still chat from time to time. very pretty tall beautiful girl,she is.

girl4rmspace... let's see your halloween costume.

It's simple. Dress the way you want to be addressed.

wahles:
Lol# op u b *censored*! .
Answer is 300+0+0

I was about posting same thing. Op should never be allowed anywhere near the black board to teach children. Something this simple, he/she had to bring it to Nairaland to make a joke of himself/herself.

Sold

they keep bragging about living on the island but when it's raining season,they automatically turn to villagers living in rural areas,and start paddling canoe up and down due to flood. shior!

Tweetysparkles:
take note of the promise you make, is increasing tho, hope i hit front page too if my likes get to the peak

i'm taking note. 24hrs is all you've got to see my left balls. please be fast about it.

I ain't no saint but nothing beats living a quiet responsible life, and avoiding social media drama. I don't know how comfortable peeps get, waking up everyday to read the world, taking shots at them over their sordid tales and details of their lives, on social media. I'd almost nearly die of embarrassment, truth be told.

Tweetysparkles:
Can't laff for these kind of condition na so to marry easy,19 years old children, wetin dem sabi for marriage now wey dem don get plenty re tweets, they will believe that is how to marry easy!!! lala, i want 10000 likes to marry my dream man/ crush , now is time to help a nairalander

10,000 likes? Even Seun, lalasticlala, explorers and nwaikpe can't get that in just one comment. If you get 10k likes on just this comment in 24hrs, I'd upload pictures of my left ball on Nairaland... Lol.

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Gluhbirne:
It's certainly different for every female.

sure but there muust be a common interest for a large proportion of females.

this is hilarious. something is fishy somewhere.