₦airaland Forum

We nicknamed a male teacher then IKEWUIKE (all nyash na d same). He invigilated an exam and caught a gal dat hid expo in her pussy. So wen d gal refused to bring d expo out, d teacher put his hand inside d gal nyash and brought out d expo. When we asked him y he had to put his hand there, he told us. In igbo language dat all nyash na d same weda gal or boi ( ike nile wu ike). We nicknamed oue Economics teacher CETERIS PARIBUS cos she can't make a full sentence without sayin it. Choi, how time flies

Pls i dnt knw where d session to ask this. How can change d Email address that I used to register in nairaland. I am no longer using the old address so I want to change it to my new address. Pls I need solution...tnx

I don't know why majority of people on nairaland are sadists. Always pessimistic in any issue. D truth is that 90% of people that commented so far hav not being to Imo state in a long time. Am not from Imo state but I visited Owerri frequently in 2012 and d people staying @ Owerri always sing so much praises for him. Because they said he is really working. I don't get why people like to sit in the comfort of their homes and manufacture stupid lies against someone else. Please learn how to appreciate good things so that positive things can come to u!

Figurine was good at d start but lost me towards d end. Ramsey noah and omoni oboli were said to b dead. Then later woke up wen d film was ending....i jst dnt get it. He bleeped up wt d storyline. But picture quality was good

@yuddy, even though lag peeps went to ABJ for TS....most of them hav not gone. I guess dts y dey decided to attend to them first. Dey hav so many backlogs in lagos.

Hall of fame- Unfortunately, no Nigerian deserves that because behind every justice fighter lies the uncontrollable zeal to turn corrupt when offered d right amount of money...Reuben Abati for example

Hall of shame- GEJ as d head, all Nigerian politicians except Fashola, Rochas Okorocha and Oshiomole

Prof Ilochi Okafor's efforts are what made Unizik d choicest University in the whole of South East Nigeria

Abeg make una free my VC oooo. Dat man stil remains d best thing that ever happened to students in the history of Unizik. He is a no nonsense man and returned sanity to Unizik. He made me enjoy my university days without harrasment from cult guys cos he instituted and administered a very strong anti cult group then. He abolished mandatory sale of unneccesary handout and textbooks. Please

D one on red get swag. D green guy is forming full time big boi

Dis is anoda of dia pic.

When I was 15. I was in my 100 level in the University then

Ok....did mine on saturday. Lemme try and relax

@chizee, wen did u do ur 2nd intrvw? Fri or sat?

@aribolseg, were u told d result of ua 2nd interview immediately?

Wow!!

Very nice one. Quite a talent there

ℓ☺ℓ @ doctorate degree. Oge dat couldn't even graduate from Nnamdi AZikiwe University because of a carry over. She refused to come and rewrite her carryover cos she felt she is a star and d lecture involved refused to waive it for her. D lecturer is actually d toughest in theatre arts.

I did too. But no time was specified also

Mine are as follows: chinekeocha, am telling u, na wao, hmm, wow. I remember when I was in secondary school, our principal can never start a statement wtout using d word "uhmmm"...at a time, students became mischievious. So wenva she comes on stage and wants to talk, d students will shout "UHMMM". D funny tin is dat she wil ask d whole students to kneel down and will stil say dat same "uhmm" infact she was addicted to dat word. But we frustrate d woman sha

Whoever photoshopped him into a pope has reached its limits. Even the powerful Americans know not to mess with the pope. I can't even imagine the kind of curse this man is bringing to himself with this act of stupidity. Didn't anyone tell them that the pope is offbounds for their little trickery!

Doze ghana guys r crazy. I stayed ind east for a while and can authoritatively say dat d ghananians stole from flavour. This is because he sang dat "kwarikwa" song a long tym ago only dat then it was only popular ind east. So dey r just lookin for cheap publicity

Even though i hate gej and everytin that he represents but truth be told. We Ŋ☺ώ hav improved power supply. Before, it was 3days of epileptic power supply and 1day of total darkness. But Ŋ☺ώ, we have atleast 20hours of light daily. Thumbs up prof nnaji and gej.(Onitsha in Anambra State)

I saved mine with boi boi

U guys should really learn how to read before making some comments. Psquare signed a DISTRIBUTION DEAL ONLY. In other words, universal music is now incharge of distributing their cds worldwide

Its so unfortunate that you guys actually fell for this. This is purely business. Obviously Pat Utomi just made himself richer because he knows that the senator will come for settlement either in cash or appointment(remember Reuben Abati). It seems la tely that the only way τ̲̅ȍ get government's favor is by tongue lashing them.....Ribadu and Eselu. This is Nigeria....never symphatise with all theses people ever.

Tnx @ emmyy and vivicatee. Sorry dt am asking again, did u click submit d day u wrote ua test or was it automatically submitted?

@vivicatee and emmy....where did u write ua computer based test? Was it in Enugu? I ve nt seen anyone dat wrote in Enugu that has bee invited. Just asking?

I dont thing we can compare both states in terms of organisation. I will compare aba with onitsha and then awka with umuahia. In terms of beauty, Onitsha takes the lead because you can hardly find a good house in Aba. Also many Onitsha traders are really conscious of where they live unlike their Aba counterparts. But Umuahia is more organised and developed than Awka...the only infracstucture in Awka is numerous hotels which contribute little or nothing to the development of Awka. Sincerely, if not for the federal university in Awka, it would have been a ghost town.

D girl is not african american. She is an ibo gal by name ''beverly ngozi ukaegbu'', she is from mbano in imo state and only changed her name to bev heels cos she wnts to ''form i belong'' in d music industry

There is HIV but not as much as the various health organisations exagerrate it. I did six months Industrial training in a Nigerian hospital that is an accredited Heart to Heart centre. Therfore I can authoritatively say that HIV does not occur in 1 out of 10 people. Out of the 4325 persons that did their tests there during my stay, HIV positive persons were 118.

Adaobi is a colossal failure. To say dt he is d biggest mistake dt Anambrarians made will b an understatement. Everything is at halt. Health workers r on strike. Teachers are planning 2 follow suit due 2 excessive deductions from their salary. Dora Akunyili lost d election cos d masses saw it as a punishment 4 obi. He hijacked a major road @ onitsha 4 d past 3yrs 2 build an unexplainable project. Dis has caused a major suffering 4 d motorists due 2 d huge traffic jam dt is always met there. He gave bogus computers 2 schools. Closed down a school and a market 4 24hrs cos dey jeered @ him. Infact d list goes on,