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BunbleBee:
Avengers Theme Song
...or I'm not attending my wedding.

some of you are just psycho...lmao

E don dey happen
Mistresses must chop too you know

Preshieben:
thanks hun I will personally invite you Hope you will come?

Yes dear if I ain't busy I will
You are a really cute 19 year old you know that right
You on instagram?

aishatmusah:
Wetin professor no go see for bank of Spain

lmao...funny girl

Big Brother

TMNT

For how much...make we talk price

why you stop your diary...please continue
You write so well

Preshieben:
19 ohh

congrats cutie
Tell your mom I need invite for baby dedication

Preshieben:
So i was actually thinking about peagantry and modelling
I decided to try when the opportunity shown up on February
Picked a form
Contested for face of valentine Akwa ibom
Tried my little best
Surprisingly,I came second out of 22 fine babes
I was thrilled
And the experience was wow so I decided to go into modelling fully maybe after this lockdown
Collected the price and sent it to mom

I asked for her permission to go into modelling
She said no
I have passion for that stuff and I can't disobey mom
Any Advice from my elders??

babe what's your insta handle?

Suzzi23:
Hi guys. Please I need advice.

There is this guy in my department. Let's call him Joe. He is good looking and very intelligent. He also has this very nice voice and good vocabulary. Initially we were just normal casual classmates, we greet, exchange notes and all that, nothing serious. I've always found him attractive but have not found him special in any way because I've met lots of guys like him in my University.

But few months ago he started becoming more friendly towards me. We got talking and we realized we shared a lot in common. He asked me if I was single and I told him I was. This was the truth because I wasn't dating anyone then.

Few days after another guy I was very close to asked me to be his girlfriend and I agreed. I'm in love with this guy. He is very jovial, intelligent and he knows how to treat me well. I know he loves me because I've known him for a while and he has treated me with love, affection and respect. It's always fun being around him and I enjoy his company.

Despite now being in a relationship, I still continued spending time with Joe. We shared a lot of deep intimate info about ourselves with each other. I have never felt more comfortable talking to someone before. Talking to him always made me feel good. I felt I could be vulnerable with him. He was very honest and didn't hide the dark aspects of himself. He wasn't the type to pretend he was a good person. And he wasn't. He had done a lot of bad things in the past and he wasn't afraid to talk to me about them. And although this might sound weird I liked the fact that he wasn't the typical "moral individual" I was used to meeting. I liked the fact that he had a dark personality that only me knew about. He said things to me that made me begin to explore myself and my sexuality in ways I didn't even imagine that I could. He was always fond of teasing me and never hesitated to correct me if I did anything wrong. I loved that kind of honesty.

As we talked more Joe opened up to me that he was attracted to me and had feelings for me. He would flirt with me and I'd try my best not to flirt back but I enjoyed his flirting and I enjoyed his company. He asked me if I felt the same way about him and I was honest and I said I had feelings for him, because I did. He is an attractive guy and even though I have a boyfriend I can't help being attracted to him..

He then asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him I was already dating someone. He was surprised by my response. He told me he was under the impression that I was single and that's why he had gotten so close and intimate with me. But he didn't appear angry or sad. He even told me my bf was lucky to have me.

The problem now is that since that day he hasn't talked to me. When I see him in class, he doesn't even act like I exist. He doesn't reply my messages, doesn't pick up my calls and doesn't check up on me. Throughout this lockdown he hasn't even texted me once. This is unlike him. I feel very bad about the whole thing. It's almost like our relationship didn't mean anything to him and I didn't mean anything to him. I want to still be friends with him.

You write well though

I once had a bestie that liked me even though the bestie thing was all her idea(dont think I have ever called her or anyone bestie)
Babe was insecure even around my girlfriend who was also her friend

let me stop there...

I think there's some similarities in both stories

They are yahoo boyz seriously...that's how they lure victims

jermina:
1. Remove a battery from your laptop and place it in a plastic bag.

2. Place it in a freezer and wait for 12 hours.
Then, remove it from the bag and clean it.

3. Place it in a laptop and fully recharge it. If the battery is not leaking, there is no acid around
it, this way will be successful. In any case, you will
end up with a new battery that can last for a long
time. In addition, you can repeat the procedure a
few times.

Does this work for b3 with half life ?

Electrocution they said...smh

sweettease:
Of course! I use incognito mostly when I have an embarrassing question to ask google, the ones that I'm even ashamed I dont know and dont want in my search history easier to go incognito than to clear the history after the search.
Used to use VPN when I was in naija to assess foreign websites, now I'm looking for a VPN with naija IP

Lol don't worry Google doesn't mind sharing your embarrassment

Google "How to wear a bra"

This days I hardly go incognito just don't give a sh*t

Ussycool:
Lots of carryover. Bunch of missing results. Tech gurus will soon read first class. Exams questions will leak before exam. Spill over here and there.

I tell you...they can't pull it off
you a RSU student?

tompat86:
The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria

should be

between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something,

to be someone is so immense. When you look around

you everyone seems to be doing something for

themselves, people seem to be living a life you only

dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have

been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni goal miss at the world cup.

Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age

when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs,

because the disappointments become too much and you

find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few

people you studied with have been lucky enough to land

jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly

they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with

yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do

when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they

are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and

planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure

of what your next meal would be?

Most times you follow the conversation silently, all

alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is

no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep

around the more the pressure to be something, takes a

toll on you. You know when stories about house parties

come up and you act deaf because you don’t know

where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you

ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone

on the market or how British Airways offers poo services

and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is

chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that

talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job

vacancies sites“.

But you sit there as these people are lost in their

lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking

minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of

a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while

one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another

drink and you wonder if you should just say No and

head home, but head home to do what? So you

grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one

last one“ Lie.

But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready

to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as

long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger

in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5

years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced

to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not

doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the

employees when they are broke and they can’t order

with fast food. This is when conversations about where

people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of

any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t

matter – you have resorted to surviving.

Once in while you will bump into your now well to do

classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even

eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you

feel better about yourself, because in your mind you

wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort

your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you

will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but

always it’s your face that would look the odd one out –

not even the best filters can hide a face which has

suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled

beans.

The worst mistake you can do during this period is to

try and date – there is nothing that a person going

through such times can offer in terms of love. How are

you going to do evening romantic walks when you are

tired from walking delivering letters in offices around

town? What are you going to tell your lady when she

says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or

love garden sites that are in town? That your financial

religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when

you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to

date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older

than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your

life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in

life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if

you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and

if by then your life is still in disarray like Arsenal fc's performance in the EPL then my friend be

prepared for a walk out.

But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about

life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only

hard moment in your life would be when you lose your

parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have

them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance,

about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it

teaches you something about friendship, love, career

growth and personal responsibility. This is always your

rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make.

How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how

you handled your life in this phase.

Do not Give up. Do not Be Depressed. remain focused and create a Strategy. Be consistent, you must Surely Win.

DAMN nigga...You must be good at essays to have written all that.

but well said. The really is gloom. In Nigeria life can pass(dreams. goals. aspirations) you by if you don't play your cards right.

All of you have lost it

Leezah:
You want me too marry or over the seun. Lol!

yeah how does that sound.

Am Seun bro you know...you can marry me instead

Leezah:
You want me too marry or over the seun. Lol!

yeah how does that sound.

Am Seun bro you know...you can marry me instead

No Secret. An Island Nation so less population. more control. less travelers who would have brought the virus too

The Monica Lewinsky to his Bill....

Congratulations...but these are not the best times to have kids. Not this polluted world.

Now I get it when Zuckerberg is always saying he's trying to make the world a better place for his kids

Am I A Yahoo Boy

pansophist:
How una take even de know una sef reach house for this NL? Abi na dating site now? no be to just comment and go again ni?

Ayam confuse o

My Guy I tire O....see as they derail thread way people suppose comment meaningful points to insults.

una no dey try O...let's try and be decent
if insult dey sweet you...you do small close case. simple.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Hmmnnnnnnnnnnn

Lol you no get anything advise to drop for our nigga

RIP man

One of my favorite Indian stars. One of few Homegrown Indians to blow up in Hollywood...loved him in Jurassic World n Life of Pi(he did more of narrative tho)