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Did I hear Ijede? Omo na there I know say village asin better village ooo dey this lagos....spent few months with a dredging coy durin my I.T(industrial training).....this 4th mainland bridge should give there a face lift!

See them o, hypocrites
Una go yab olokpa,
Una go swear for olokpa
Una go even say my pikin no fit be olokpa
Now na the same people dey find olokpa job
10,000 slots needed, almost 1million apply
Chaiii........so una dey envy olokpa position lool
NIGERIANS!!!!!!!!

The online customer service of fbn mutual fund eh. It can be so tiring....for an account to be funded it'll take abou 3wks.
For confirmation, that all process has been completed another 2-3wks.
Now to get Online login details, e don dey enter 3wks. I just tire for the very slow response.
I wonder how it'll be when I decide to withdraw some funds, it could take 1month.
Is this problem peculiar to just me or is there anyone too experiencing such with fbn mmf customer care.

E be like say hypocrites wan lie for here o. In year 2001/2002 for secondary school, end of the year party. Abeg which dance step babes dey dance then if no be "yansh" dance.
Guyz dance step then was "creep-walk" or "break-dance". Or abi na rocking? Abeg make una no lie ohhh...Then naija music no dey reign for party, na the likes of sisquo,missy elliot na I'm dey play for party.
#chaii secondary school,lol....

NOC1:
This is stupidity, Ignoring the message and the messenger would have been the best reply, someone came out publicly... you only chose to embarrass her it is not fair sis.
I don't have is a better answer than this trash you wrote. Yeyebrity aunty gwegwegwe

She had already embarassed herself by publicly begging. What happened to sending a private message? I guess, she wanted fans to see herr request & put pressure on kate to yield but OYO na the case finally. #celebs na human being oooo-M.i

From Dangote to
Fulani Herdsmen to
Tomato ebola, now
Boko haram
APC well done o!

gocac:
nigerians.....na wao.... none of you have thought of the health benefits of killing a fresh tomatoes.
the simple question is "what then is the nutritional value of the fresh tomatoes after cooking and cooking"....? you guys are just eating dead tomatoes.

Sis you are right o. I remember then in ss1 during our chemistry class . Our teacher would then mock parents who would go to the market to wash "Onugbu" (bitter-leaf)......they'll wash, wash, re-wash the bitter-leaf until the bitter taste is almost gone. He said parents were totally oblivious that the GREEN WATER that's washed away from the bItter-leaf is where Bulk of the Nutrition lies. That most families just cook Shaft & claim they are eating Vegetable,lol........since ss1 ooo, I no fit forget. Same happens in over cooked tomato

priscaoge:
I wonder why people won't stop all these petty bullshit! I will never forget the day I was robbed when I was serving in Calabar. I lost my two expensive phones, my laptop, money and some other things in my room plus the beating they gave me . Ever since then, I don't pity any robber I see been treated this way! If u have been robbed before, u won't pity any robber been mobbed.

I'v been in that shoe before , so I know how you feel. But is jungle justice isn't cool, he should be taken to the police station. It could be you oneday oh wrongly accused(remember aluu4). I don't support jungle justice atallllll........But forr safety measures; TO AVOID JUNGLE JUSTICE, NEVER STEAL IN THE JUNGLE COZ THE STREET IS MILITARY!

So na stolen money skales use dey "buga" lastyear....see I'm mumu yarns below (pic)

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Hey niccur

Everyone here is because talking about personal effect, nobody is looking at the bigger picture.
The negative effect it may have on banks, or airlines?

I fear for certain banks because these set of bank gave out loans to IOCs in foreign currency. If the loans default further like its been doing in previous months, it means higher loan losses o! Which will impact negatively on their financial standing.....well, If they (IOC) pay back = more money for the banks. But who dey wan payback kwanu?

Airlines "nko"? Some airlines in naija will be in deep deep shit. To convert the sold flight tickets back to foreign currency at the current rate means a huge loss o!
....E.g: Arik air sold ticket lag-london 200,000naira, Arik air was expecting to change it to dollars & get $1015 ($1=197) but with this news it mean arik air will get
$701 ($1 = 285)............about $300 loss!!! DAMN

Wetin concern kwankwaso with relocation of market na, is he the goverrnor or special adviser to ambode. A governor decides to move a market from one spot to another WITHIN the same state ooo & someone feels its Unfair. Its crazy!

tbaba1234:
The only way to reverse an economic downturn is to spend, especially on infrastructure. As long as the government keeps its part of the agreement, there is no reason why they won't loan.

Also, with the new forex regime, the GDP will improve by the fourth quarter.

Well its all speculation bruh. The country you & I live in have over time shown their poor implementation of capital expenditures. None has gone beyound 60% implementation in the last 15yrs.
Mind you, part of the suppose loan we are to borrow is to support our recurrent expenditure. If buhari acheives 60% of the capital projects in our budget, praise GOD because to be honest I don't see that happening.

tbaba1234:
Most Infrastructural projects are funded with loans so some will get done.

Getting that loan (2.2trillion) will be tough if our next GDP stats goes negative. It means we'll officially be in recession (2 consecutive negative quarter). Which investor will want to loan a failing economy that does listen to her advice?
IMF, World bank will then dictate a lot of our policies if they give us loan when we officially get into recession so we don't misuse it. But borrowing extra dough ontop the 2.2trillion already earmarked na DIE!

OP e be like say you no dey read news ni? That budget at the moment is not FEASIBLE. We are not even getting enough revenues to fund thew project. And even if the little comes, south east will get little attention (5% shii)
Baba our GDP dey shrink = Non-oil revenue will reduce. Oil production level is low (1.4mbp) = Reduced Oil revenue

Why aare the women not mentioning makeup artiste? Do you know how many wedding or birthday events gets down every weekend.
I learnt it takes an average of 30-50,000 to hire a makeup artiste for your wedding....This na low class o, high class makeup artiste charge cut-throat prices!

jimi4us:
once I see a girl that wears too many makeups I don't waste time in taking them to a swimming pool.

Baba na before that trick dey work. There is now makeup that's Water-resistant. They call it "water-proof makeup"....babes don upgrade their cheat mode

ikorodureporta:
Timi's been dropping RnB hits afta hits, bt u said itz difficult to drop RnB hits in Naija thts why Darey isn't doin well

Hits after hits? Oga park well.
Can you mention 5 hits from timi dakolo?

See as them mention nigerian banks like say na all of them....the likes of UBA,GTB are posting good profits. Their risk management is top notch , those Banks have very low non-performing loans. Not the likes of firstbank or ecobank or skyebank.
They were giving loans to the Oil & gas sector forgetting the SME's are the engine of the an economy. Now oil prices have crashed & reality has dawned on them.
Because of a failing financial report of these banks, they begin to tax customers for mundane things. This is the time to separate the boiz from the Men. UBA,GTB taking lead while the supposed big boi firstbank be MOPPING

HomesOfLife:
I think she did the right thing. Begging on social platform is uncalled for. This begging lady is one of over 100 beggers that disturb her on a daily. I believe If you love something, buy it. If you can't afford it, it's probably not yet for you. Don't beg or borrow, it stinks.

Sorry o, but toolz sef begs too. If you are an ardent listener of beatfm where she's an OAP(on-air personality). She collects stuffs from music artiste & says she keeps them as "artifacts" how true that is, I dunnno....
The last piece she collected I remember was from Olu maintain, she begged him for his glasses & he gave her. He was in the studio with victoria kimani & others to promote the remix of "NAWTI".......There & then, she admitted that she has tens of glasses that asks from male artiste which she stores in her closet. So toolz also begs but she does it in a "posh" manner. So it wouldn't seem like "she dey fall hand"

ikorodureporta:
...i dnt agree. He does diff 'forms' of music. If u place him under RnB, how abt Timi Dakolo? ...& 'not d girl' a hit?

Yes it is a hit. That song brought darey to the lime light. Timi dakolo is an RnB singer now. What category are their songs usually nominated under? Is it pop or hiphop? They are all RnB singers!

ikorodureporta:
...na yr 'hit' b dat

Not the girl by Dare is a Hit song. Mind you Darey is an RnB artiste &you know how hard it is for rnb singers to break into the music industry that worships only hiphop

Gullible nigerians. When subsidy removal came, majority of nairalander jumping up & down. Saying hw this will cause competition amongst them & drive doWn pump price. Just like it did in telecoms.
This set of gullible fellows frget that these Oil marketers are in a Union unlike the telecoms. In times past they have collectively agreed to hoard fuel, what mkes nairalanders thinnk subsidy removal will break the bond? Hehe I laugh....shebi my prophesy don dey play out small small.
Make one oil firm pull out naa go source forex, abi them no dey compete against each othere again? Rabbish #gullible fellows

Dottune:
Omo I want to believe, but wetin FRSC wan use Kungfu do?

Na jonsing now....u no dey see the pose

Dottune:
Lmao it's the dude in the middle that is taking the Shoki thing seriously

So you believe its shoki? Them dey pratice kung fu in a jonsing manner. No be shoki o. Na jonsing kungfu them dey do.

These two guys are the guys mainly behind the loan loss & poor financial report of first bank& skye bank. Both aluko & jide collected a loan of 120billion naira from firstbank which have negatively impacted firstbanks balance sheet.
Firstbank who gave this loan without collateral by on the recommendationby diezani has the highest NON PERFORMING LOAN of 22% in the banking sector. The benchmark set by CBN is 5% but firstbank has 22%.....
Their last financial report showed their were down on profit by almost 80% because of HIGH LOAN LOSS(impairment charges). If not that firstbank is a big bank by assets, these situation should have made them bankrupt by now.....I don't know if this is a goodnews for firstbank coz my instincts says its not. #Billionaires on debt!

That side of the road is like the worst part on the awka-osha expressway. Few times I have passed there, you'll see lots of NYSC corpers stuck in the mud (their orientation camp is located there @ Umunya).
Imagine leaving your home & getting ready for NySC, only to come & swim through mud. The road no be am atallz. & bad thing be say "ITS A FEDERAL ROAD" and with PMB in seat. I don't see any improvement from now till 2019.

rose54321:
It seems Mr. Ambode is out of ideas on how to spend Lagos IGR..
Anyone close to him should pls tell him that vehicles aren't infrastructures, they can improve the cost of living, but the long term economic effect is minimal as its a liability not an asset.

Youare actually the one out of ideas. Do you move around in Lagos atallz. By 7pm when most people have closed from work, I see some-many people standing on the kerbs waiting endlessly for bus & I keep asking why LASG isn't investing in transportation when there's so much money to be made there.
Now there's an initiative to improve transport system , you are already quick to criticize. You are totally out of ideas on how to improve a state.

The only thing significant to all boarders na "Biscuit soakssss".
-Cabin biscuit,
-Milk,
-sugar &
-water & you are good to go.
Call it "flakes" or "soaks" that's one thing all boarders can relate to.
Shi-t, I still do that flakes often ,lol....1 boarding school habit that's hard to drop

From the comments posted so far, it seems most people don't knw why the NSE increased. Well I believe, because of the MPC's decision to "float" the naira. Investors are buying up shares in ANTICIPATION that foreign investors will soon penetrate the market coz of the news of floated dollar.
Remember foreign investors are seriously waiting for a devalued naira so they can RE-ENTER the the capital mkts.....so with the decision to float naira, there's so much speculation that they'll be bck, hence the massive buy=massive gain............Its a dangerous speculation but then that's stocks for you. You speculate!