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A Chinese zoo's supposed "African lion" was exposed as a fraud when the dog used as a substitute started barking.
The zoo in the People's Park of Luohe, in the central province of Henan, replaced exotic exhibits with common species, according to the state-run Beijing Youth Daily.
It quoted a customer surnamed Liu who wanted to show her son the different sounds animals made -- but he pointed out that the animal in the cage labelled "African lion" was barking.
The beast was in fact a Tibetan mastiff -- a large and long-haired breed of dog.

"The zoo is absolutely cheating us," the paper quoted Liu, who was charged 15 yuan ($2.45) for the ticket, as saying. "They are trying to disguise the dogs as lions."

Three other species housed incorrectly included two coypu rodents in a snake's cage, a white fox in a leopard's den, and another dog in a wolf pen.

The chief of the park's animal department, Liu Suya, told the paper that while it does have a lion, it had been taken to a breeding facility and the dog -- which belonged to an employee -- had been temporarily housed in the zoo over safety concerns.
Users of China's Twitter-like Sina Weibo service mocked the zoo.

"This is not funny at all. It's sad for both the zoo and the animals," said one.

"They should at least use a husky to pretend to be a wolf," said another.

Source: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-zoo-under-fire-disguising-dog-lion-070130828.html#m9r4TMN

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Olaposij: chukwudi... chukwudi!! You are so dull...
very hilarious thread..

Olaposij... Olaposij!!!!! Olaposij!!! pot calling kettle black

Troynow:
Who told u d catholic church was founded from d time of christ? It was established by a pagan emperor in 325 AD, Constantine. Go read ur history and stop smoking weed.

Before Constantine in 325, mary has been honored and asked for her prayers.There have been Popes before the great grand father of constantine was born. Images have been in use for worship in the church before constantine's great grand father was even born. The only new thing that Constantine did was the abolition of the persecution of christians. He made Christianity the only official religion. That was when the Church started becoming more influential and more powerful in politics etc. Though absolute power corrupts, but that never changed the teachings of the Church. What Catholics do today is the same thing they did before the birth of the great great great grand father of Constantine. You are the one smoking weed. Go and read the history and practice of the church before constantine was born. I hate who twist history. You guys have twisted bible enough. Stop falsifying history. Just do this favour to yourself by counting the number of Popes that have existed before Constantine was born. Moreover, without Constantine, you would have been worshiping amadioha by now.
For your info, there were 33( 31 popes and 2 anti popes) popes before Constantine came into existence. Do your research and if that is false call me a big liar.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes#1st.E2.80.935th_centuries

Constantine was the first christian emperor and not a pegan emperor as you judged. Peter was the first head of the church as instituted by Christ and is given the respect as the first Pope by the Mother Church. He was crucified in Rome in the vatican city. St. Linus took over the supervision of the church in the year 64/67 but was also killed. This continued till the abolision of the persecution of Christians. But that persecution started again by you guys who prefer to insult Jesus Christ indirectly by insulting her mother and have refused to call her blessed as she said in the bible "all generations shall call me blessed" all in the name of ridiculing the old Mother Church.

Efiko: God has not charge; He is still the same jealous God of Exodus 20:
The 2nd commandment states clerly:

You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above (including Mary in heaven) or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God.

Praying/Bowing down to Mary or Saints (Dead or Alive) is 1st degree idolaty.

What of the statue of cherubim and seraphim which God commanded solomon to make for the ark of covenant? What of you guys who prays to your pastors by asking for their prayers? What of yorubas that bow down to their seniors as a mark of respect? what of your pictures which are in your phone and in your house. ARE THEY NOT IMAGES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE LIVING OR DEAD? And yet "God" told you not to make images of people dead or alive. You apostates like to quote the bible in a way to suit your imaginations. How can I abandon a Church that has existed from the time of Christ till today and join a man made church that was founded just yesterday on the foundation of bible misinterpretations.

Victoriousvic: Point of correction: I do not worship my pastor. Jesus never said anything about praying to Mary and the other things you guys do. All what you do has never been recorded or instructed in the Bible.

Jesus also never said anything like praying to your baba adeboye or asking your pastor to pray for you.

Coded7: i used 2 b a catholic b4 but i no longer believe in all dose Vartican poooooo

Who cares what u beleive in. If you like, join boko haram.

I am wondering if I should try getting naked to promote my engineering practice?

Just a week ago we saw her frolicking around fully naked on some grass with her lady bits out, so this is hardly something we haven't seen before.

Regardless, who doesn't want to see Lady Gaga topless? You all do, so read on.
The 27-year-old singer has stripped topless for her latest shoot with V Magazine, showing off her body in all its uncensored glory (except we can't show you nipples, so no uncensored glory here).

Gaga "represents different stages of her life" with the shoot, starting the her cover picture, showing her in jeans and a sequin jacket.
Next up is a bit of sideboob, with Gaga wearing a ripped white vest and revealing her side cleavage to the camera in an innocent over-the-shoulder pose.
And lastly, of course, is the full-on ripped-off vest picture, with Gaga clearly having rolled around in mud beforehand, arms in the air to show off her naked breasts at their perkiest point.

The magazine claims: "Gaga considers each cover an extension of herself, representing her at different stages of her life."

Gaga's spread was photographed by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin, who uploaded a fully-naked picture of Gaga on to Instagram three weeks ago.
Sitting spreadeagle in a stool with her hand between her thighs, the snap caused quite the controversy - until the full-frontal video was released last week.

Oh, and let's not forget the nudity in her Lady Gaga Is Over: A Film by Haus of Gaga clip, showing her telling her fans NOT to be her single.

All in the name of promoting her next album, ARTPOP, due for release in November.

see: http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/110--pop/lady-gaga-topless-again-v-magazine-drity-literal-sense-word-needs-hot-bath-105410622.html?vp=1

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moebabba: hello bro never substitute a toyota for a honda talkless of a nissan...

Ok. Thanks

AUTOLOUGE: my broda,first of all..the major problem about nissan morano is a gear problem,I have someone who has encounter that and at the end of the it could not be rectify not until a nissan quest gear was MANAGED to work with it.as for matrix,its a very durable car that u can enjoy both in terms of maintainance and fuel economy,its uses the same engine with a toyota corolla.....from my experience,I will advice you to go for matrix instead of morano,if you don't mind the size.

Thanks bro.

so ronaldo would have been a dead man now if it was a boko haram guy huged him with a suicide mission. That was a very big security risk. Ronaldo should sue the organizers to jail for this security breach.

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Is that man wearing brazie

Onlookers were shocked when a man, who was said to be dead, suddenly got up and grabbed a bottle of water.
The soft drink vendor in China faked his own death in order to sue the government after an altercation with government employees.
But his cover was blown when he became too hot in the Hubei Province, in central China. The heat was too much for him to bear.

The incident occurred around 4:00 pm, when more than 10 men held the “corpse” on a gurney covered with a white sheet near the Jianghan Road subway station in the provincial capital of Wuhan.
The men protested and claimed that the government workers had beaten the vendor to death and they demanded tens of thousands of yuan in compensation.

More than 300 people gathered at the scene, and 80 police officers were sent to the scene to maintain order.

After two hours of protest, the “dead” man suddenly stood up, grabbed a bottle of water and drank it before saying: “It’s too hot. I cannot take it anymore.”
According to Human Rights Watch, many Chinese cities employ non-criminal law enforcement personnel called chengguan who work independently from police. Their job is to monitor citizens compliance with sanitation, traffic, and environmental laws.

The group is not very popular with the Chinese public after a series of high-profile violent incidents involving chengguan members. In the latest incident, six chengguan members were detained after a fruit seller in Hunan died after the group hit him on the head amid an altercation.

The “dead” man, whose surname is Han, along with two others have, been arrested for disorderly conduct. After being detained, Han told police that chengguan members clashed with vendors early in the day after claiming that their carts were blocking traffic. They told the vendors to leave before confiscating their mineral waters and other beverages.

[url]http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/309004-%E2%80%98dead%E2%80%99-man-wakes-up%2C-grabs-bottle-of-water-at-own-funeral.html[/url]

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edwardjr: i masturbated often even when i had girlfriends it didnt stop this mess.

Sometimes these so called christians amaze me. So, maasturbation is more sinful than fornication. Let me advice. Instead of going out and fornnicating with those your girlfriends in the name of trying to stop masturbation, you better continue massturbating. You better mastturbate than get std/ hiv.

car-doctor:


After all this, I have finally come to the conclusion that you may really be suffering from bi-polar disorder and your personal message of "Divided we stand and united we fall" confirms this.

Next thread you will be posting may be "Toyota matrix and Peugeot 504. Which one is better?" mscheeeew

If I post it and you do not understand the question, then no need to comment. The problem with most of you guys is poor mental reasoning. Simple intelligent questions, you fail to answer correctly. Someone who just heard of Toyota matrix and peugeot 504 but have not seen the cars before may decide to ask someone to know which is better and reasons. For "I too sabi" like you, your answer would be "they are not comparable". Is this not stupidity and illiteracy? That is why many people fail exams, interviews and so on. I advice you not to talk or reply any logical question which you do not understand before you make a fool of yourself.

Divided we stand and united we fall is refering to Nigeria. Nigeria can only be better if it is divided into two or more countries. Nigeria can never ever develop if it continues in this useless unity.

lomomike: Ikenna, elektra et al,(no pun intended, n I mean no insults) but an ancient arabian adage states "a man that does not know and doesn't know that he lack knowledge, and isn't willing to learn is a fool, let him be." And another adage says "You can only drag a horse to a river but you can't force water down its throat." If a person decides not to learn, LET HIM BE as the ancient arabian adage suggests. Don't get urselves worked up and pissed off by a fellow that isn't willing to learn. Soon this thread might turn to an insult hurling arena and trust me someone would be hurt if caution isn't taken.

Just like a fool who does not know and who does not know that he does not know and who does not even care to learn simple use of English and logic.

Ikenna351:

So QX4 is good for Nigerian road, but Murano is not? Honestly, its better you stop embarrassing yourself in Car Talk. This is not Politics section. Your posts here portrays you as a minor, no offence, even though there is nothing wrong with a minor joining and contributing in this section, but ready to listen and learn.

Again, pay attention to those that understand cars better than you do. You still have a lot to learn.

Ikenna.

Guy go and buy murano and throw away that your old peageot

A 13-year-old boy killed his police officer parents as well as his grandmother and great-aunt before spending a full day at school and then taking his own life.

Police believe Marcelo Pesseghini shot each victim in the head with a .40 caliber pistol early Monday morning at the home in Sao Paulo, Brazil, before catching a lift into school with a friend.

The father, Luiz Pesseghini, 40, a police sergeant with 19 years service was found in bed. The mother, Andreia Pesseghini, 30, who had served in the military police for 16 years was found on her knees in the bedroom. (Marcelo and his parents pictured above)

The grandmother, Benedita de Oliveira Bovo, 65, and great-aunt Bernadete Oliveira da Silva, 55, who lived in a different section of the house were both killed in bed.The teenager was found dead from a gunshot to the left temple and his father’s police-issue service revolver was found nearby.
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A second gun, a .32 caliber revolver, was found inside the backpack the teenager took to school.

The teenager appears to have been inspired by the infamous Amityville killings of 1974 when a man killed his parents, two bothers and two sisters at their home in Amityville, Long Island, New York. All were found dead in their beds.

On December, 9, 2012, Pesseghini posted a famous picture linked to the Amityville case on his Facebook page.

CCTV footage taken from a security camera close to the property in the Brasilândia district in the northern part of São Paulo appears to show him casually walking back home after school.

‘Everything seems to indicate that Marcelo (Pesseghini) killed his parents and relatives,’ Itagiba Franco, of the Sao Paulo Civilian Police’s homicide department, told a press conference.
Franco said Pesseghini had told a friend he wanted to kill his parents and become a hitman.


‘He always told me he wanted to become a hired killer. He had a plan to kill his parents during the night, so that no one would notice and escape in the parents’ car and live in an abandoned place,’ police quoted the unidentified friend as saying.

Sao Paulo police commander Benedito Roberto Meira said there was no sign that someone had broken into the house and ruled out ‘an act of revenge by a criminal group’ against the teenager’s father and mother.


Worryingly the teenager appears to have been inspired by the infamous Amityville killings with the crimes bearing chilling similarities to the 1974 murders.

In the early hours of November 13, 1974, Ronald DeFeo Jr killed his parents-Ronald and Louise and four siblings. All were found dead in their beds.

The Amityville killings later sparked rumours of the supernatural after it was claimed that the house where they took place was haunted.

A famous picture known as the Amityville Ghost Boy which emerged in 1976 purports to show the ghost of the youngest victim of the massacre.

In December last year Marcelo Pesseghini posted the Ghost Boy picture, on his Facebook page.

Source: [url]http://247naija.com/13-year-old-boy-shoots-dead-his-family-spends-his-day-in-school-then-kills-himself/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FreeCareerAdvisoryService+%28Hot+New+Jobs%29&utm_content=Yahoo!+Mail[/url]

smartg :

To Mrs hahaha, that was 10yrs ago. But today Ramsey Noah drinks wine
and genevieve looks loaded.

ramson still drink coke even dangote can still drink coke unless he has diabetes.

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