Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Claim the prayer yourself alone. And don't share it with anybody. It is all yours Amen.

Meanwhile, Akpors went for Ebola test at General Hospital, Kuje on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.

When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that "everything you are looking for this week shall be positive"

Akpors jumped on his feet and shouted "I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, my own must be negative ooooooo.''


Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Akpors went for Ebola test at General Hospital, Kuje on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.

When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that "everything you are looking for this week shall be positive"

Akpors jumped on his feet and shouted "I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, my own must be negative ooooooo.''

Akpors went for Ebola test at General Hospital, Kuje on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.

When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that "everything you are looking for this week shall be positive"

Akpors jumped on his feet and shouted "I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, my own must be negative ooooooo.''


Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Akpors went for Ebola test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.

When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that "everything you are looking for this week shall be positive"

Akpors jumped on his feet and shouted "I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, my own must be negative ooooooo.''


Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Akpors went for Ebola test at General Hospital, Kuje on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.

When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that "everything you are looking for this week shall be positive"

Akpors jumped on his feet and shouted "I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, my own must be negative ooooooo.''


Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Akpors went for Ebola test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.

When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that "everything you are looking for this week shall be positive"

Akpors jumped on his feet and shouted "I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME, my own must be negative ooooooo.''


Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

Do the following things and say bye bye to Ebola. Read and share the message to end Ebola in Nigeria and Africa. This is the only solution. See the personal protective wears and how to wear them. Ebola is no man's friend. See the cure at http://..com/2014/08/finally-cure-of-ebola-is-here.html

desy24444: U beta remove dis thread before amadioha do sumtin u will nt like

Protect yourself and others from Ebola before amadioha ebola do sumtin u will nt like.

Before you go to bed tonight, tie a palm leaf and red cloth round your head and your waist. Then dance around any banana tree singing ''ebelebe ebelebe ebelebe'' 7 times. It also stops EBOLA. This one works faster. Hahahahahahahah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.at least it is safer than using salt to fight EBOLA. Na joke ooo.

But Jokes apart, salt and bitter leaf does not cure Ebola virus. More people in Nigeria have died through using salt and bitter kola to prevent Ebola than the Ebola virus itself. In short, there is no confirmed cure. Just keep a healthy hygiene.

* Ensure that meat is properly cooked before eating (if possible, avoid bush meat and interaction with animals such as bats, monkeys, pigs etc.)

* Avoid hand shake as much as possible.(wash your hands frequently with disinfectants)

* Avoid touching contaminated needles or surfaces.

* Avoid unnecessary visiting of hospitals. (use facial masks and hand gloves when caring for any sick
person)

* Avoid religious healing centers

* Alert and report to health professionals and the general public, when you notice someone with the symptoms of Ebola.

* Avoid attending burials (wear protective clothing or ''Ebola suits'' such as masks, gloves, gowns, and goggles if you must touch a dead or sick body. Those who care for a sick person or bury someone who has died from the disease often get the virus)

* If you fall sick, avoid going to public places.(isolation of Ebola HF patients from contact with unprotected persons is important to prevent the spread.)

* You can’t get Ebola from air, water, or food. A person who has Ebola but has no symptoms can’t spread the disease, either. It spreads to people by contact with the skin or bodily fluids of an infected animal, like a monkey, chimp, or fruit bat. Then it moves from person to person the same way.
Ebola has the following signs and symptoms:

*Fever
* Headache
*Joint and muscle aches
*Weakness
*Diarrhea
*Vomiting
*Stomach pain
*Lack of appetite

Some patients may experience:
*A Rash
*Red Eyes
*Hiccups
*Cough
*Sore throat
*Chest pain
*Difficulty breathing
*Difficulty swallowing
*Bleeding inside and outside of the body

Symptoms may appear anywhere from 2 to 21 days after exposure to Ebola virus though 8-10 days is most common. Some who become sick with Ebola HF are able to recover, while others do not. The reasons behind this are not yet fully understood. However, it is known that patients who die usually have not developed a significant immune response to the virus at the time of death.

Ebola is a rare but deadly virus that causes bleeding inside and outside the body.
As the virus spreads through the body, it damages the immune system and organs. Ultimately, it causes levels of blood-clotting cells to drop. This leads to severe, uncontrollable bleeding.
So far serious Ebola cases have only shown up in Central and West Africa.


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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as Iwas ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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Akpors who has been absent from school for two days, Monday and Tuesday, attended school on Wednesday.

Mrs Maheeda, his class teacher, while teaching, sighted Akpors and the following heated discussion ensued.



Mrs Maheeda: Akpors why didn't you come to school on Monday?

Akpors: I washed my underpants on Sunday but it couldn't dry before Monday so I couldn't come to school.

Mrs. Maheeda: Ok. What about on Tuesday? Was your pant still wet?

Akpors: Nooooooo!. I started for school, Miss, and as I passed your house I saw your
under pants drying on the line, so I thought you would not be going to school.”

Maheeda, fell down and rolled on the floor laughing

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In 1902, a professor asked his student whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe?
Student replied: Yes
He again asked: What about evil? Has God created evil also?
The student got silent. Then the student requested that may he ask a question for him? Professor allowed him to do so.
He asked: Does cold exist?
Professor said: Yes! Don't you feel the cold dear.
Student said: I am sorry but you are wrong sir. Cold is a complete absence of heat. There is no cold, it is just an absence of heat.
Student asked again: Does darkness exist?
Professor said: Yes!
Student replied: You are again wrong sir. There is no such thing like darkness. It is actually the absence of light. Sir! We always study light and heat, but not cold and darkness. Similarly, the evil does not exist. Actually it is the absence of love, faith and true belief in God...
The professor fainted.

An elderly man throws away his crutches and takes over the dance floor in this awesome video that has taken the internet by storm. Good morning all.


https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/video/playlist/amazing-talent/elderly-man-throws-away-crutches-155016748.html?vp=1

pussyeater: U must be a PDP BADTARD... Omo ale jatijati

APC Badtard........ GEJ till 2019

Do girls have private parts??

1 In the church, you try to be nice by sharing your hymn book with someone and everyone you meet would tell you ''thanks, I can sing without hymn book

2. You want to whisper to your friend's ear and he starts begging you '' I am late for an appointment, please send me a text message.''

Toyolad: After two years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase, no
commendation and that the company is not
doing
anything
about it. So he decided to walk up
to his HR Manager one morning and after
exchanging greetings, he told the HR Manager
his
observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him
to
sit down saying; "My friend,
you have not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised but the
manager went on to explain:
MANAGER: How many days are there in a year?
MAN: 365 days and some times 366.
MANAGER: How many hours make up a day?
MAN: 24 hours.
MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?
MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day.
MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do you
work in hours?
MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24
hours i.e. 1/3) One-third.
MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of
366 days?
MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).
MANAGER: Do yu com to work on weeknds?
MAN: No sir.
MANAGER: How many days are there in a year
that are weekends?
MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to
104
days.
MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove 104
days from 122 days, how many do you have
now?
MAN: 18 days.
MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that
14 days from the 18 days left, how many
days do you have remaining?
MAN: 4 days.
MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: Do yu come to work on workers day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: So, how many days are left?
MAN: Two days sir!
MANAGER: Do yu work on Independence day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: So, how many days left?
MAN: None sir!
MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion
for? We should even be sacking you!
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Amazing

tempem: Wow!
Leme explain how you'll get it viewed.
1. the lady is being painted.
2. She's slightly sitting on a tree stem( I couldn't call it log, because it seems like the roots are still intact.) with her left leg strecthed, and she's hanging the right leg on the stem, with one hand on the stem and the second one being passed over her head; placing the hand on her head.
3. The lady is facing up.
It's a wonderful artistic drawing.

Gazing at the picture for almost 30 min all I could still see is a white meat. Anyway, take this home assignment, how many people do you see in the picture below and who are they. (30 marks) Good Luck.

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning …”