After being hit by the bombshell from owner Roman Abramovich that he will have to sell some players before he can buy another players, Chelsea manager Mourinho has long time ago given the green light to the departures of two big Chelsea money buys like David Luiz and John Obi Mikel. But Mourinho has been told there will be no money on top of what he brings in from sales, as Chelsea try to stay within Financial Fair Play rules. Chelsea, in order to maintain its strong midfield has moved on to buy Bola Tinubu. Though, he is in his sixties, Mourinho has the strong feelings that the strong APC midfielder would perform same tricks in Chelsea and would make Chelsea proud. All efforts to interview him by our CNN crew on why he has to accept the offer was to no avail as he refused to give them audience. Though he whispered to Fashola, ''these people no go mind their bussiness. Why follow me up and down na? I be the only politician who dey play ball? Obasanjo no dey play? Atiku, Rochas, Amaechi nko? Abeg, make una leave me''.

bankydd: With the release ofThe Marshall Mathers LP 2, Eminem declares himself a Rap God, featuring the King of Rap (Kendrick Lamar) on his album, and hoping to finally pass the torch ofthe rap game to a worthy predecessor. One can debate back and forth over whether Em or Jay-Z is the greatest rapper alive, but, rather than waste any time debating semantics between these two self-proclaimed "God MCs," I'm declaring the greatest MC in the history of the game to be neither Em nor Jay. History will show that the existence of a God MC is irrelevant so long as there's life on Mars.People Love the Underdog...Eminem has complicated rhymes and rhythms. There's no denying the man knows how to put together a sentenceand spit it -- if complicated equated to musicality, however, why is"Yesterday" the most covered song in pop culture and not "Crazy Train," the fast-paced and just as classic track from Ozzy Osbourne? There's nodenying Eminem is a legendary MC anda great artist, but, while he may have seemed like the innovator in real time, looking back at his archive, the majority of his work doesn't hold up. His cartoony beats, dated pop culture references (who are Moby and Carson Daly, and why is Em mad at them?) and comical lyrics mostly fall flat. Eminem's problem is he blew up too quick -- so he never really had a chanceto mature as an artist.Lil Wayne, on the other hand, came up in the shadows of Juvenile, Manny Fresh, and Baby. Whereas Em was Aftermath's LeBron James, Weezy started as Cash Money's Allen Iverson. At best, Duane Carter was a sidekick, destined to VH1 reality and dating shows. Slim Shady is Vanilla Ice with credibility and skill; he's the Yankees, and he was supposed to win. Lil Wayne is a blinged out Southern rapper like any other. There's no reason he should still be relevant, but he is. All Marshall Mathers had to do in order to stick out was show up; Weezy had to work for his -- and that's real hip-hop.Less Is More...The career-defining single for each of emcee is Eminem's "Lose Yourself," an ode to the struggle of becoming a rapper, and Lil Wayne's "Lollipop," a song about sex. Both songs are approximately five minutes long, and Em fits about 50 percent more words in his song. Weezy's lyrics are much more repetitive, so Shady is essentially working twice as hard to produce the same effect. This certainly proves Marshall is talented and hard-working. It proves he can spit complicated rhyme patterns. But is that what makes a great song? By accomplishing the same thing (a number 1 single) with half the words, Tunechi proves he has a better grasp of lyricism than the Rap God.While word count seems like a wacky way to compare two lyricists, if we're calling someone the greatest rapper alive, it's an important consideration. Lyrics are words, and, as Twitter has proven time and time again, the less words you use to express a thought, the more appealing it is. Being able to express a concise thought on a subject is the mark of a genius, and doing it melodically is a sign of a musical prodigy -- both of which describe Lil Wayne.Content Marketing...Where most people adamantly take a stance on Eminem being great while LilWayne is "garbage" lies in Shady's subject matter -- "Em raps about reallife and real problems while Wayne just talks about money, drugs, and sex." I understand what is being said, but Marshall's lyrics focus on himself while Weezy's run the gamut of subject matter, from destruction (murder) to creation (sex) to everything in between. While Shady is a master of both horrorcore and emo-rap, Tunechi not only excels at both, but can also touch on a wide variety of subjectsEminem does rap about drugs ("Drug Ballad," anyone?), guns ("Pistol Pistol", and sex ("Superman" just like Lil Wayne, but Mr. Carter is able to touch on one universal subject that Mr. Mathers still struggles with, eveninto his 40s...How to Love. Slim is incapable of writing a love song that Justin Bieber could legitimately pull off. The sign of a truly classic song is in its ability to be covered by artists from different generations, and Lil Wayne's discography will stand the test of time longer than Eminem's because compassion is what truly lasts. Em is incapable of expressing compassion without betraying his image. Weezy can release an entire album of love songs; Shady can't.A Goon to a Goblin...Relatability is an important consideration when determining an artist's "star power," and Eminem is much more relatable than Lil Wayne on the surface. Em is an every man who everyone can relate to on some level, while Tunechi is subtitled in his interviews. Aside from having a recognizable face, Slim dresses, looks, and acts like everyone else on the streets (albeit a bit more amped up). He could be anyone's son, neighbor, father, brother, etc. If you showed up to work looking like Weezy, on the other hand, you're going to be fired, and probably arrested. Lil Wayne is a Martian, and if it weren't for music, he wouldn't fit in anywhere.Unfortunately for Em, star power doesn't equate to being the best MC, and his relatability is only skin deep. People may get angry and want to kill themselves or someone else in their head every so often, but a large portion of his portfolio is angry. Basically, Eminem is a really good battle rapper, which is one of the moreclassical styles of hip-hop. Lil Wayne, however, pushes the sonic boundaries of the game to new levels. Both"Lollipop" and "How to Love" take hip-hop to levels that Shady is incapable of pulling off. Weezy is talented in any musical genre; Marshall Mathers is not.The Real Slim Shady...Unlike the classic debate over 2Pac or Notorious B.I.G. being the greatest MC ever, both Lil Wayne and Eminem are still very much in the game and cranking out hits, with each artist sitting on discographies of over 1000 tracks. As long as Em outlives Wayne (and, unless Weezy shares genes with Keith Richards, it's a definite possibility), Shady will have the last word. He still has a chance to release aunique album that breaks his formulaic approach to music. Eminem could possibly test the boundaries of rap in an unexpected way.That day may never come, however, and until it does, Lil Wayne is the undisputed greatest living MC

I am lazy cant read. pls someone summarize this for me

.

Mr Bean wishes u Ramadan Kreem

Naigerians can't stop amazing me. Any way, lets have some laugh here you may find your huband or waif at [url]..com[/url]

See the meaning for garri proccesing company

It was real. Nigerians and their unbelieving spirit.

What of king sarowiwa

Due to the new wave of disappearance of aircrafts, the new aviation minister, Mr. Osita Chidoka, has ordered that all airplanes should be re-registered with new number plates. The former FRSC marshal, Mr. Osita Chidoka, made the order shortly after the senate confirmed him as the new minister of Aviation. He replaces the former Minister of Aviation, Stella Odua who was removed form office over an allegation of the purchace of two armoured vehicles at the cost of N255 million.

As you are reading this report, about a thousand federal air safety corp members have been deployed to the air

Wow this prophesy finally came true. Wooooooooooow. Alahu AkBAR.

“Good Morin my fellow people, Me, my husband and the plentiful peoples of one great Nigeria send our condolence and congratulated South Africa peoples for the die of their president yesterday evening. We are sadness to welcome the great man. I was sleep under my pillow yesterday when my husband tell me that Mandela has death. I just shout no no no and I start to cry. My husband and Mandela is a good friends. When my husband was a children, Mandela give him his own shoe when he did not have shoe. Now Mandela she have made the African people a widow by died. Mandela was a good mother, she taked care of us like his child. We are all happy for Mandela’s life it is not easy to carry first in an International competition. The kill that killed Nelson Mandela has making some children a widow. My heart feels sorry for these children who have becomes widows for losing their leaders or parents for one reason or another. Mandela taught us to have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY. I was sad since he was in the hospital but I am happy when my husband tell me that doctors and nurses are responding to treatments. One great thing I learnt from Nelson Mandela is that I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. Once again, congratulated to South Africa peoples, Mandela is a great rapper even better than Michael Jackson, he died but his manhood lives on".

An over-enthusiastic priest once found himself seated alongside a hippie-looking young man in a rail way compartment. Positive he was on to drugs, the priest longed for an opening to deliver a lecture. Of a sudden, the young fellow turned to the priest and asked: “Father, how does one get arthritis?” Feeling this was his chance, the priest went into his subject with gusto. “One gets arthritis by drinking alcohol, by taking drugs, by mixing with women and indulging in smoking. You should give up such things, my boy?” “Who! Me!” exclaimed the young man. “But I don’t do those things.” “Really! Then why did you ask that question just now?” enquired the priest. “Oh, I was just curious to know how one gets it,” said the young man. “My mother told me that our bishop has got arthritis.”

Wow. Nice jokes. Well done njuwo

For rib cracking and thigh slapping jokes visit


http://..com

If I make importation through EMS, do I have to go to their office in Lagos to claim my goods or do they have branches through out the 36 states.

before Soludo, now lamido, next should be olodo.

Is aliexpress still accepting gtb master card and the uba card. I heard that they have stopped accepting them. Which ones are u guys using now?

spywareczar: mumu, u no even happy say I reply sef, u go dry

Fake artist who has nothing to offer but stupidity.

spywareczar: Microsoft Excel

I want reply from reasonable people and not from idiots.

okeyxyz:

It is not a sin to share your wife. It is within your right if you want to. God has mandated you guys to use yourselves sexually(& naturally) as you see fit. The Corinthians were sharing before Paul banned it because they were abusing that se.xual liberty. I explain
briefly 1 corinthians 7:

1Now concerning the things about which you wrote, it is good for a man not to touch a woman

To touch, as used here does not mean- to touch a woman sexually, rather it means to cling to, or fasten to. In other words, to posses for yourself only.

2But because of immoralities, each man is to have his own wife, and each woman is to have her own husband.

Now Paul says each man should henceforth have(engage, continue with) only with his wife and each wife should have(engage, continue with) only with her husband... So the question is: Why would Paul give this command if not that sharing was allowed in the first place?, but he banned this practice because of the abuse of this principle of sharing. That is because of immoralities(fornication). This brings to another misuse of words here. "Fornication" has been misused and passed down to us to mean having se.x with somebody you are not married to. This is wrong definition and going back to the law of Moses. Fornication simply means unlawful(without consent) or unnatural sex.

This is serious. Which church do you attend?

Which softwares can one use to make oil painting with computer and android.

okeyxyz:

This is evidence to show that lust does not mean se.xual urge. This word has been misused and passed down to us through the ages. The true meaning of lust is the desire to posses something for yourself only, without sharing.

Are u suggesting that one should share his wife?

To capture the essence of Pope Francis, we turned to Chicago-based artist Jason Seiler, a classically trained oil painter who recently taught himself to paint digitally on a 21-inch LCD display.

“This technology allows me to work naturally, intuitively drawing and painting directly on the LCD display,” says Seiler, who studied fine art illustration at the American Academy of Art in Chicago. “My technique when painting digitally is very similar to the way I paint with oils or acrylics. I tend to work from dark to light, focusing mainly on values and color harmony. I never use any form of photo manipulation.”

Seiler spent more than 70 hours creating the Person of the Year artwork, which continues the rich tradition of great portraiture on the cover of TIME. “A lot of times before I start a painting, I see it finished in my head,” he says. “With the Pope, I let it happen organically.

After an initial sketch, Seiler covered it with a thin layer of raw umber—the same way an under-painting is utilized in traditional painting. “My paintings tend to have a lot of detail, but don’t let that fool you—the details are only the final touches,” says Seiler. “The most important thing is the drawing, and once I have that to my satisfaction I focus on capturing light and establishing strong values. I create a limited palette and use only those colors for the duration of the painting.”

Next, Seiler focused on getting the character, look and feel of the Pope correct. “From there I just painted what I was feeling. I paint by stacking and layering my brushwork similar to sculpting with clay, but building form with values, structure and most importantly capturing light.”
“Many artists can draw a decent likeness of a well-known face, but the challenge is to capture not just the likeness but the character of the person. Capturing this truth, or essence, is, for me, the most important factor in considering a portrait successful or not.”

Seiler, who also worked as a character designer on Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland, found painting digitally came naturally. “Mixing color digitally is done basically the same way it is done traditionally, only easier and quicker. I enjoy finding a thumbprint on a painting or seeing loose hairs from a paintbrush entombed forever in the art. I purposely leave brush marks visible, knowing that as long as the lighting and
values are correct, the painting will still have a very realistic look and quality alongside its traditional feel.”

And if you look closely at his latest work on this week’s TIME cover, you’ll notice some of those realistic touches.

http://poy.time.com/2013/12/11/behind-person-of-the-year-cover-jason-seiler/

Time magazine selected Pope Francis as its Person of the Year on Wednesday, saying the Catholic Church's new leader has changed the perception of the 2,000-year-old institution in an extraordinary way in a short time.


The pope beat out NSA leaker Edward Snowden for the distinction, which the newsmagazine has been giving each year since 1927.

The former Argentine Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elected in March as the first pope from Latin America and the first Jesuit. Since taking over at the Vatican, he has urged the Catholic Church not to be obsessed with "small-minded rules" and to emphasize compassion over condemnation in dealing with touchy topics like abortion, gays and contraception.

He has denounced the world's "idolatry of money" and the "global scandal" that nearly 1 billion people today go hungry, and has charmed the masses with his simple style and wry sense of humor. His appearances draw tens of thousands of people and his @Pontifex Twitter account recently topped 10 million followers.

"He really stood out to us as someone who has changed the tone and the perception and the focus of one of the world's largest institutions in an extraordinary way," said Nancy Gibbs, the magazine's managing editor.

The Vatican said the honor wasn't surprising given the resonance in the general public that Francis has had, but it nevertheless said the choice was a "positive" recognition of spiritual values in the international media.

"The Holy Father is not looking to become famous or to receive honors," said the Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi. "But if the choice of Person of Year helps spread the message of the Gospel — a message of God's love for everyone — he will certainly be happy about that."

It was the third time a Catholic pope had been Time's selection. John Paul II was selected in 1994 and John XXIII was chosen in 1962.

In Argentina on Wednesday, Padre Toto, one of the many "slum priests" the pope supported for years as archbishop of Buenos Aires, praised Time magazine's selection.

"I think the recognition of Time magazine is good news, because Pope Francis embodies one of the values of a church that's more missionary, closer to the people, more austere, more in keeping with the gospel," Toto said. "He had the genius of knowing how to express this sense of the church and hopefully his way of being will catch on with other political leaders, business executives, sports figures. His leadership is inspiring."

Besides Snowden, Time had narrowed its finalists down to gay rights activist Edith Windsor, U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas and Syrian President Bashar Assad.

President Barack Obama was Time's selection for 2012.


http://news.yahoo.com/pope-francis-time-39-person-130549729.html

striktlymi:

It depends!

No couple can lay claim to marriage if they are yet to consumate their union through s*xual intercourse; and for a couple to enoy this s*xual experience, it is necessary that they are attracted to each other s*xually.

The greater the controlled attraction for each other, the happier will be the s*xual life of the couple which can also contribute to the couple's marital bliss. This is healthy and good from the standpoint of Christianity.

Lust is the inordinate desire or indulgence in the carnal pleasures e.g sex. So for a married couple to commit the sin of lust via a s*xual desire for each other, that desire MUST be wrong in itself.

For example, sodomy is regarded as a sin, hence this is wrong in itself. If a married person desires to commit the sin of sodomy with his/her partner then that married person has committed the sin of lust if and only if, the desire is voluntary, fully deliberate and the person intends to act on that thought.

What is sodomy and how can one commit the sin of sodomy with his wife involuntarily?

I want answers from good christian believers. If I look at my wedded wife lustfully have I sinned?

Hello , Chrisvic, i made an order since Dec 4th, order id 762316654241. And the purchase status is still showing not yet.

Placement Date.................... Purchase Status........Date Purchased.....Delivery Status.....Delivery Date....Pickup Location...Shipping Method
Wed Dec 4th 2013 05:43:26 pm........Not Yet............................................... Not yet.......................... Alaba Office......Express Shipping


I sent you mail but no reply. What is actually wrong with my order? I really need that HD camera for xmas. Pls. reply.

I sent you mail but no reply

Chrisvicmall:

If will be updated by 4a.m Nigeria time today. Don't forget to place your order now if you haven't done that

Ok. Thanks. I have placed my order.