Whatt do you expect from a Professor who has HND degree in Ofemmanuitrics from Yabatech and did his BSc in soupology in LASU. Went to lLEIFE to study Amalaology. Then went to Unilag and was retained after his PhD studies in Eweduology.

1. My love for Osama Bin Laden by Barack Obama
2. The Power Of The Holy Spirit by Snoop Dog
3. How To Get Six Packs by Rick Ross
4. Ebola Prevention by Patrick Sawyer
5. True Love by Abubakar Shekau
6. A Concise Approach To The Use of English by Patience Jonathan

iT IS NOW LIKE A WAR ZONE. Let's prevent our country situation from not getting to the situation in this video. This is serious see video at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z82qDZXs8L4

menix:
As in Make person piss?

exactly, you must be from Muchinga Province

This joke can MPP

A man told his son, Akpors, to always ask the visitors what they should offer them whenever they call.

One day, a visitor called in the absence of his father. The following dialogue began between the visitor and Akpors.

Visitor: Akpors, is your dad at home?
Akpors: No sir, he went to the farm
Visitor: Okay I will like to wait for some time.
Akpors: Then, what can I offer you sir?
Visitor: Soft drinks
Akpors: None in stock sir.
Visitor: What about hot drink?
Akpors: We are born again
Visitor: Tea or coffee?
Akpors: Prohibited. due to scarcity of milk
Visitor: What of water?
Akpors: The tap is not running, sir.

hammedkola:

I have a direct contact of Seyilaw, I think he can help you reach the rest. Inbox me to talk more

I would like to have Okey bakassi perform here in Las Vegas. Do you have his link?

NYSC eating naija graduates' money since 1970s

Is it a self contained carton.

Dont ridicle others.

Funny. A typical Aba interpreter.

I never see pineapple chop talk-less of exporting.

The best remains Oliver the coke and Oriental broillers. Uwa wu po po.

Not making much sence

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lakunle1love: Nonsense

disappointed

Annoyingly for anyone who likes lovemaking (hopefully most of us), there are a tonne of things that can bring our libido down, reducing our appetite for a good bonk.

Overeating and under-exercising are two of the biggest culprits.

The fact is, if you stuff your face with junk food and haven't seen the inside of a gym (or a park), your body won't be in an ideal condition to enjoy regular lovemaking.
However, quite apart from diet and fitness, there are plenty of other, much weirder things that can reduce your libido:

Receipts

Since 2010, a high percentage of till receipts have been found coated in a toxic chemical, known as Bisphenol A. Bisphenol A can enter your body via absorption through the skin, so clutching your latest burger joint receipt could be just as bad for you as the burger itself!
Evidence about the side effects of the chemical are controversial, but studies have shown that it can mimick oestrogen which can mess with your body's lust patterns.

Cheese

Commercial, high-fat diary products, like cheese, are often treated with antibiotics and other growth hormones, which can affect your body's production of its own, natural hormones. The build up of xenoestrogens can cause low libido.

Mint

Now this one is just plain annoying. How many times have you been on a lovely date, made the mistake of eating something garlicky and popped a bit of chewing gum in your mouth, prior to the potential end-of-the-night-kiss? Well, you might want to think again.The menthol in peppermint has been known to reduce testosterone levels, leaving libidos in the gutter.
If you really need your minty hit, try peppermint tea instead, which has relatively low levels of menthol.

Candles

When setting the mood, beware of candles labelled "fresh linen", "ocean breeze" or "Summer blossom". Some artificially scented candles, made with paraffin, release the chemicals benzene and toluene into the air when they are burned. These chemicals can reduce your libido by confusing your body's production of the testosterone and progesterone. Stick to bees wax candles instead!

Souce: https://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/icymi/receipts--mint-and-candles--the-weirdest-things-that-are-killing-your-sex-drive-103634029.html?vp=1

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cole19: Ewu mpama

EWU UMUMMIRI

iceberylin: ooooh Gawd...
this is y i kill people

really? wow

enochogaga: m--u---m----u-- goatttt

anu mpama ukpabi

ilotriouzAY: E-diot

Delapidated, fustrated and disappointed epitome of imbecilic moronism.