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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Argentina and Germany Will play finals in 2014 World Cup (My Prophesy) by chuqudy(m): 7:01am On Dec 01, 2013
I saw in a vision where Argentina was playing with Germany in the 2014 world cup. Germany won Argentina with 1 goal. Can this be true. We shall know when the time comes.






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Education / Re: Prediction Of ASUU Strike End by chuqudy(m): 10:54am On Nov 29, 2013
2 days to go.
Career / Re: Teaching Job Is Now Hot Cake In Nigeria(My Experience). by chuqudy(m): 8:42am On Nov 29, 2013
akubudejud:

..let me start this way,..the Mustard seed is known to be very small if not the must smallest of the seeds but when humbled by been buried (planted) it is known to be a giant tree even in the middle East..I started with such a small amount because I was humbled by frustrations but now the only regret is that I started almost too late.Today I am grateful to God to have made a move at least, No more jumping from one bus (Molue)to the other soon By His grace I will be a Landlord please don't wait until it is too late .God only bless the hand that works...many careers are evolving now and teaching is not an exception act fast.! remain blessed.

Mustard seed does not grow into giant tree but a small plant like shrub. I don't know why people make the mistake of saying that mustard seed grow into a tree. It is not a big tree oooo.
Autos / Re: US Used Club Wagon(N700k) And A Nigerian Used 504(N120k) For Sale In Imo by chuqudy(m): 2:09am On Nov 13, 2013
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Religion / Re: Amazing Facts About The Pope, Roman Catholic Church And The Vatican by chuqudy(m): 2:13am On Nov 11, 2013
joel lala: FACTS ABOUT THE POPE:

1. The title pope stems from the Greek word papas, which simply means "father."

2. Doctrinally, the pope is regarded as the successor of St. Peter, leader of the apostles after the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

3. Pope Benedict XVI received roughly $200 million annually for his personal use, money which is not counted as income to the government of the worldwide Catholic Church (the Holy See) nor the government of the Vatican City State, an independent country in which St. Peter’s Basilica and the Vatican offices, residences, library and museums are located. It is his alone...(http://opentabernacle./2011/05/08/popes-personal-income-200-million-annually/)

4. The Pope wears a ring called The fishermans ring which is made of gold and it has a representation of Saint Peter in a boat fishing and the name of the reigning pope around it. The ring is used to seal the class of papal official documents known as briefs..It is placed on the third finger of the Pope.


5. The pope is one of the most powerful people in the world.

6. In history the Pope was seen as a king/ruler/emperor.

7. Some Popes in history were known to be evil:

Pope Sergius III. He obtained the papacy by murder. He also had children with the famous Vatican harlot Marozia. Marozia’s teenage son Pope John XI became pope after she assassinated Pope Leo VI. His reign was considered the start of pornocracy.

Pope Stephen VI. He exhumed the corpse of Pope Formosus and had a cadaver trial. The corpse of Formosus was found guilty and sentenced to be de-fingered and thrown into the Tiber River.

Pope Alexander III. He commanded that all personal testament and wills be made in the presence of a priest or bishop. Otherwise, the person would be excommunicated.

Pope John XII. He was a paedophile, having sex with young girls. He was an adulterer, as described by the Catholic Encylopedia. He had no respect for age or status of any woman he wanted to bed. He even raped pilgrims who came to visit the seat of the Roman Catholic Church.

Pope Benedict IX. He was known as the pope who abdicated the seat and sold to another man. He later returned to reclaim the papacy. He was accused of homosexuality and bestiality.

Pope Paul II. He was an ardent teacher of adultery, fornication, and sexual immorality. Fathering several illegitimate children, he taught others to do the same.

Pope Sixtus IV. He was in a crusade war and he sold various bishop seats and other offices to finance the war. He was a master and artful businessman full of bribery records.

Pope Leo X. In the aim to reconstruct St. Peter’s Basilica, he ordered the sale of indulgences which was refuted by Martin Luther. In this times, he ordered the murder of several cardinals who defy his orders.

Pope Boniface VII. Considered as a monster of the church. He engineered several murders on various people, including cardinals and noblemen to increase his wealth.

Pope Alexander VI. He was the father of the Borgia family. He had a relationship with her daughter and had a son with her. He held parties and orgies in the basilica of Rome. He started the dynastic Borgia popes.

Pope Eugene IV. Best remembered as the murder of Joan of Arc. He accused Joan of Arc as a witch, yet later, she was declared a saint by Pope Benedict IV.

Pope Innocent IV. Considered as the master of the Inquisition. It was the darkest moments of the entire Europe’s history. Those who would defend their faith aside from the Roman Catholic church were killed, butchered, or burned alive. His famous victim was the scientist and thinker Galileo. The only mistake of Galileo is renouncing the Copernican theory and claiming that the earth revolved around the sun.

Pope John XV. He ruled the papacy with corrupt principles and procedures. He had the church finances divided among his relatives. He accepted bribes to sell different offices of the church. His reign was considered corrupt and full of evil ideas.

Pope Urban VI. He was nothing but the pope who had the cardinals who opposed him tortured and killed. Historians said that while the cardinals were tortured he screamed that he hadn’t heard enough screaming.

Pope Boniface VIII. He was the man who declared the Roman Catholic Church who declared is as the only and true church. During his reign, Vatican was the center of heresy, immorality, idolatry, magic, and simony. Those who liked to have office and position in the church could buy it from Boniface.

Pope Clement VII. He came from the powerful Medici family. He had a poor understanding of Rome and had the German emperor sacked the Vatican. He gave up his power and died. He was considered as the most hated pope in Rome.

Pope John XXIII. He was called the devil incarnate. With more than 200 girls in his harem in Boulogne, 300 nuns violated, and other sexual crimes, he was considered the most sexually charged pope ever. He was charged of fornication, simony, adultery, incest, sodomy, murder, and theft...(http://www.pureandundefiledreligion.com/2013/06/worst-and-most-evil-catholic-church.html)

8. The Pope actaully has an army called the Swiss army or guards who have sworn an oath to protect the pope since 15th century till date and they are highly skilled just like any other army in the world..(http://www.romereports.com/palio/popes-army-new-swiss-guard-recruits-take-their-oath-english-9966.html) (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/8873853/A-history-of-the-Vaticans-Swiss-Guard.html)

9. The Pope's former buttler Paolo Gabriellle was arrested in May after he nabbed a stash of papal documents and leaked them to the press to expose evil and corruption in the vatican.

There are some elements of truth in your post. But most of the guys you listed were anti popes and are not recognized as Popes. You said Pope Eugene iv was made saint and that was a great lie. Your motive is to rubbish the Catholic Church. In your mind, you have succeeded.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Eugene_IV
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes
Religion / Re: Top Ten Miraculous Catholic Priests In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 1:51am On Nov 11, 2013
Henry praise: All are priest according to the order of Melchizedeck of old. @op u ar on ur own.

I never said I was with u?
Religion / Re: Top Ten Miraculous Catholic Priests In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 6:09am On Nov 10, 2013
italo:

At the end of your OP, you asked "any objection?"

Most of the Catholics here have registered their objection.

We do not appreciate you reducing our faith to the miracle-seeking business that is pervasive elsewhere.

Our faith is far too deep for that.

I do not doubt your sincerity of intention, but your good intention is distasteful to the people you intend to help.

Miracles are good, but they are a means to an end, not an end in the themselves.

We Catholics dont seek God because we want miracles. We seek God because we are in love with him...and if he grants us miracles, fine.

Perhaps it's the way you put the title and the content that makes it so distasteful.

There is nothing wrong with the topic. If someone needs deliverance and is looking for a Catholic priest for deliverance, will you refer the person to Rev. Alaba Job, Cardinal Okogie? They are great priests and have their own gifts but when it comes to power to cast out demons the top ten I listed was not an error ok.

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Religion / Re: Top Ten Miraculous Catholic Priests In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 3:01am On Nov 10, 2013
nnaemeka38: In as much as you as a catholic cannot leave your parish or refrain from attending masses celebrated by the priests in your parish or state, and run for the above mentioned priests, then the priests in your parish or state are also powerful. Indeed all catholic priests enjoy triplets powers of priest, king and prohpet. So be careful as you compare priests. @ moderator, please close this thread because it is unchristian.

lacum: pls close this thread


Go and sit down. I did not create this tread because of you but for Catholics or non Catholics who are looking for healing miracles, deliverance from satanic bondage etc. These priests have something to offer. There are many other priests but here can't accomodate all. That was why I listed just 10. If all is well for you, there are many people that have very serious problems and need serious spiritual assistance. There are particular priests gifted with the grace of tackling such problems.

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Religion / Re: Top Ten Miraculous Catholic Priests In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 2:49am On Nov 10, 2013
fr3do:

didn't Peter,the man you refer to as the first Pope perform miracles in The Name of Jesus
why consider miracles 'uncatholic'
you just go to church and return empty.

why am I even bothered?!
Mary never performed miracles.

You think that the best way to insult a Catholic is by insulting Mary. For your mind, Mary is a member of Roman Catholicism
Religion / Re: Top Ten Miraculous Catholic Priests In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 6:19am On Nov 09, 2013
The power I am referring to is signs and wonders.
Religion / Top Ten Miraculous Catholic Priests In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 3:30am On Nov 09, 2013
Click here to see the 7 Most Visited 'Catholic' Adoration Ministries In Nigeria With Jaw Dropping Signs And Wonders

In Nigeria today, there are many revered men of God who are as powerful as they are influential. In this league are some powerful Catholic Reverend Fathers whose integrity are still very much intact, in spite of all the rot and sacrileges in Christendom these days. These Reverend Fathers are holy and still keep to their calling, leaving no room whatsoever for compromise or deviation from all Catholics norms and doctrines. Unlike many men of God nowadays who are meddling in politics, making names and money for themselves in the process, these Reverend Fathers are apolitical. Most of them own prayer ministries, and even schools. They are renowned for accurate predictions, healing and life-changing counseling, coupled with parishes that each one of them coordinate.

1. Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Ede is one of these powerful and influential Reverend Fathers in Nigeria. He is the founder of Catholic Prayer Ministry of the Holy Spirit, Elele, Rivers State. Fr. (Father) Ede as he is called, is perhaps the first Catholic Priest whose miracle works remain very popular and unequaled in the history of Catholic church in Nigeria. He is a household name in the area of breaking of curses/yokes, and healing of the sick through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit.

A power-packed monthly miracle program he holds at Pilgrimage Center, Elele town, Rivers Sate, usually attracts thousands of Christians, and even non-Christians from all parts of the country who always besiege the place, every month for breakthroughs in all areas of life. Beyond the transformation that this fire-brand Priest has brought to the pattern of worship in the Catholic Church, he is the proprietor of 2 reputable institutions of higher learning. He is the proprietor of Our Savior Institute of Science and Technology, (OSISATEC) Enugu State and Madonna University Okija, Anambra State.

2. Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka in Enugu, a very popular firebrand preacher of the gospel. Signs and Wonders usually follow his powerful ministrations. Mbaka’s weekly all-night adoration crusade at Emene, Enugu, has continued to be a big crowd-pulling prograM as many Catholic faithful always throng the round to attend the program. Though many of his ministrations and preachingS are controversial, and sometimes anti-government, this has not in any way diminished the ever-soaring profile of the priest. His miracles have, in no small way, helped in letting many young parishioners stay put in Catholic, because all they would have got in Pentecostal, miracle-happening churches, Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka makes happen in Catholic Church. His miracles have brought Pentecostals, Methodists, and Anglicans etc to swell the Roman Catholic crowd. People come from abroad to attend his crusade. Fr. Mbaka is not just a charismatic preacher, he is also an anointed singer. His recorded messages on VCDs, DVDs and audio tapes are fast-selling in the market.His AQUARAPHA sachet water is second to none in the South East.

3.Rev Fr. Paul Obayi a.k.a. Okunaerere rings a bell among Catholics, non-Catholics and pagans alike in the South-East part of the country. His escapades in the kingdom of darkness in recent years have brought him into limelight in the Roman Catholic fold.

His exploits made him a prospective new generation Catholic cleric of the likes of Rev. Father Ede and Father Ejike Mbaka as his Okunaerere Catholic Adoration Ministry started about nine years ago is now well known.

Today, he is the most sought after Catholic Priest in Nsukka Catholic Diocese because of his spiritual power to destroy the works of kingdom of darkness and liberate souls under satanic bondage.

4. Rev. Fr. Dominic Nwobodo the director, Vincentian Retreat Center, Lagos, is another revered Catholic Priest who usually performs miracles and win souls for Christ in Nigeria. Convinced that Nwobodo has the divine gift as a miracle worker, the Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos gave him the approval to establish the Vincentian Retreat Center in the Ojodu area of Lagos. Today, the Center has become a pilgrimage of some sorts, as miracles-seeking people troop to the Center in search of divine solutions to their myriads of problems. Programs he organize include, counseling for couples, monthly midnight vigil and breaking of curses. Fr. Dom, as he is fondly called, has successfully carved a niche for himself in this regard.

5. Rev. Fr. Basil Gbuzue is another Catholic Priest whose exploits for God cannot be underestimated. He is renowned for his prayers and never-seen-before miracles.His prayers and miracles have transformed many lives, from the path of destruction, abject poverty to fulfillment and abundance, in all area of their lives. There are testifiers to the goodness of God through the hands of Fr. Basi Gbuzue. He uses a particular Holy Water, which we gathered, works wonder. This has continued to draw different caliber of people in need of spiritual help, to him from all over the world.

6. Rev. Fr. Paschal Tochukwu Ekediegwu, the Parish Priest at St. Mary’s Church, Akuke, Enugu State. He is highly respected, as a result of his miracle works, and his life-transforming miracles to many. He has been severally invited, even outside Nigeria for Prayers.

7. Rev. Fr. Mario David Dibie , a catholic priest and missionary based at Issele-Uku is rapidly changing the lives of Nigerians everywhere and bringing hope to the poor; the destitute and the spiritually challenged. Fr. Mario David Dibie is the director Emmaus School of Evangelization and also the Director of Retreats, Lumen Christ Family at Issele-Uku Diocese. Fr. Dibie was ordained in 1999 and he was later appointed assistant Director of Emmaus School of Evangelization at All Saints Parish, Onicha Ugbo. His commitment to serve the people even more was found when he was appointed Director of Retreats and Mission which in turn grew to the weekly Tuesday for prayers and counseling groups at Shepherd Chapel at Issele-Uku. The group grew very rapidly and soon the center could no longer contain the congregation. Fr. Dibie named the Tuesday prayer group the “Lumen Christi family in honor of S.S. Peter and Paul.

8. Rev. Fr. Anthony Mario Ozele , the founder and spiritual director CATHOLIC WORLD EVANGELICAL OUTREACH Orerokpe. His life, ministry and evangelical work has drawn people both within and abroad. His ministry has changed the lives of thousands and also many has been freed from the shackle of the devil through his prayers and preaching

9.Rev Fr. Patrick Henry Edet from Mbo L.G.A in Akwa Ibom State. He is the founder of GRACE FAMILY OUTREACH in Nigeria. A programme we have been listening to in Radio and Television.

10. Rev.Fr. Emmanuel Obimma(Ebube Muonso), spiritual director of HOLY GHOST ADORATION MINISTRY UKE IN ANAMBRA state

Click here to see the most visited Catholic adoration ministries with jaw dropping signs and wonders

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Properties / Re: POP (fixing & Casting) Screeding & Painting by chuqudy(m): 5:35pm On Nov 06, 2013
Do you offer opportunities for training cos I would like to learn.
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Used 2005 Used Camry For Sale....950k by chuqudy(m): 2:48pm On Nov 06, 2013
Olaoinvestments: Mr Too know....this is an 05...come for inspection.

This is not 2005 camry. Check well before you advert. I know it is not yours but at least be sure of what you are advertising.
Education / Re: Prediction Of ASUU Strike End by chuqudy(m): 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2013
My Prophesy is gradually coming to reality. I need 100 rounds of applause for this. I am the great prophet of nairaland.
Romance / Argentine Woman Reveals She Snubbed Marriage Proposal From Pope Francis by chuqudy(m): 10:36am On Nov 01, 2013
Speaking to Argentine television, the woman, who has so far only been identified as Amalia, said the young Jorge Mario Bergoglio had told her "if I can't marry you, I'll become a priest."

Speaking from her home in Flores, an emotional Amalia said that the "romance" with the future Pope Francis did not prosper because of the opposition of her parents.

"When we were young, he wrote me a letter and I didn't reply to him. What I wanted was for him to disappear from the map. My father had hit me because I had dared to write a note to a boy.

"He had drawn for me (in the letter) a house which had a red roof and said that it was the house he was going to buy for me when we were married.

"I never saw him after that - my parents kept me away from him and did everything possible to separate us," she said.

Amalia added: "I have nothing to hide, as it was a thing between children and totally pure.

"I think he asked me to marry him because he wanted to follow the example he had seen at home and form a family."

"In love? At that age, I didn't know love - I only knew love when I was much older. I was just a little thing," she said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/9931616/Argentine-woman-reveals-she-snubbed-marriage-proposal-from-Pope-Francis.html
Nairaland Ads / Re: Results Of Dynamic Ad Design Contest by chuqudy(m): 8:35pm On Oct 31, 2013
is wizkid getting married? I see different dates and venues.
TV/Movies / Re: Behold The "Satan" In "The Passion of the Christ" by chuqudy(m): 11:52pm On Oct 15, 2013
jossi994: Jesus! Na woman bn day form satan all thz tym?

Satan is a woman
TV/Movies / Behold The "Satan" In "The Passion of the Christ" by chuqudy(m): 11:06pm On Oct 14, 2013
Rosalinda Celentano (born July 15, 1968) is an Italian actress. She played Satan in the movie The Passion of the Christ (2004). The most recent film she played in was Der Todestunnel. She is the daughter of Adriano Celentano and Claudia Mori.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalinda_Celentano

Education / The World Most Educated Countries by chuqudy(m): 10:10pm On Oct 14, 2013
The top 10 most-educated countries are:

1. Canada

2. Israel

3. Japan

4. United States

5. New Zealand

6. South Korea

7. United Kingdom

8. Finland

9. Australia

10. Ireland

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/27/and-the-worlds-most-educated-country-is/#ixzz2hjV8S8je
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hon. Tambuwal At Mount Of Arafah During Hajj Exercise by chuqudy(m): 9:59pm On Oct 14, 2013
I want to see where Shekarau and his boko boys are climbing their own Arafat too.
Family / Re: Why Are Married Men Never Contented With Their Wives? by chuqudy(m): 9:23pm On Oct 14, 2013
Ebonyeyes: If what you say is the truth, women can pray to meet good men like you smiley

And unfortunately, most girls dont like sincere and good guys.
Food / Re: World's Most Expensive Bottle Of Red Wine On Sale For N31m by chuqudy(m): 9:20pm On Oct 14, 2013
Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
I also have succeeded by God's special grace in producing the costliest Jar of UDI PALM WINE. Price is N62m.
Only two Jars are currently available. Unfortunately this comes on special request. The names of the owners of the two jars shall not be made public for security reasons. Place your own order today!
Chief Ma'DiQ is the CEO of Ma'DiQ Palmwine Vineyard int'l UDI

And probably a free trip to Udi your village where your youths will finally finish the poor and helpless buyer.
Celebrities / Home Alone Child Star Now 33years And Looking Healthier by chuqudy(m): 8:54pm On Oct 14, 2013
It looks like Macualay Culkin is taking better care of himself, judging by his recent appearance at Comic-Con in New York.

Last year the star was snapped on the streets of NYC looking thin and gaunt, leading to questions over the former child star's health and rumours he was battling drug addiction.

His reps at the time said that he was 'in perfectly good health', but that didn't stop the pictures quickly going viral.

The 33-year-old 'Home Alone' star appeared on the panel for the cartoon show 'Robot Chicken' alongside creator Seth Green and other co-stars.

He even cracked jokes in front of the crowd over the weekend, appearing with a pair of rabbit ears, a trendy blazer and over-size sunnies.

Culkin has voiced various characters in the cult cartoon series since 2005, but his other acting work since his 80s heyday has been sporadic.

His last film appearance was in 'The Wrong Ferrari', an experimental project by director Adam Green released in 2011 and filmed entirely on an iPhone.

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/macaulay-culkin-looking-healthier-at-comic-con-095636619.html?vp=1
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/exclusive--macaulay-culkin-s-gaunt-photo.html

Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 6:49pm On Oct 14, 2013
Mpeace :
if you place 500k on fixed deposit, the highest interest they'll give you is 8% ie if you know some one. And that interest will be subject to withholding tax(VAT 10%) which does not apply to TBills. Note that most banks won't take 500k on fixed deposit. Diamond bank for instance begins with 5million a the least.

First bank gave me 11%. According to them, the minimum is 500k. I did not know any body in first bank. It depends on your agreement with them.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chuqudy(m): 3:59am On Oct 14, 2013
kufreabasio: Hello guys. Can somebody please help me with this? I placed an order for T-bill worth 520k some 2 days ago at Stanbic IBTC. I just got an alert that 506,646 has been debited from my account and the balance of about 13k given to me. Is the 13k supposed to be the only interest i am getting on the 520k investment for 91 days? Please explain cos this is weekend and I cant get to my banker until Monday. Thanks.

In that case, treasure bill is useless. I fixed deposited 500k in first bank and got 11% interest per annum which was about 8k for 60 days and 12k for 90days. Not much difference. They would have made TB to about 20% interest.
Business / Re: Free Online Tutorials On How To Start Importing With Little Capital by chuqudy(m): 10:50pm On Oct 11, 2013
I am interested. My email is chukonet@ymail.com
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Need A Go Pro Hero Digital Camera by chuqudy(m): 9:22pm On Oct 11, 2013
Joagbaje: Bayelsa , where is your location

Imo
Jokes Etc / Your Today's Horoscope by chuqudy(m): 7:44pm On Oct 11, 2013
SAGITTARIUS(23 November - 22 December)
You have a lot to do this week. Eat when you have an urge to go to toilet and go to toilet when you are hungry. This will put your enermies into confusion.

CAPRICORN(23 December - 20 January)
Corn meal will be good for you this week. You can put on a cap before every meal but don't be too corny.

AQUARIUS(21 January - 19 February)
You are lucky. You don't have to do anything this week. Just sleep throughout. Your dreams may come true.

PISCES (20 February - 21 March)
You always beat your opponents into pieces. But, because of moon fluctuations, avoid fighting this week unless you want your eyes blown.

ARIES(22 March - 20 April)
Slap the first person you see when you wake up in the morning. Your loved ones may run away from you because of this. Do not be bothered about that because, troubles will run away from you in a similar manner.

TAURUS(21 April - 21 May)
Embrace every person you see this week. You will get a share from their natural endowments. Avoid potbellied men.

GEMINI(22 May - 21 June)
You are always lucky. Spend the whole of this week in a nearby bush. You might win this year's 'Mr Bush'. Remember, two men had won this before and have ruled America.

CANCER(22 June - 23 July)
You may not need to wash your mouth throughout this week. That boy or girl you like would be attracted by the odour.

LEO(24 July - 23 August)
Eat only dogmeat throughout this week even if it makes you too dogmatic. You will save a lot of money.

VIRGO(24 August - 23 September)
Do not fart for five consecutive days. All your enemies must surely be humiliated on the sixth day when you start releasing the gas. Make sure the sixth day is not Sunday or else you will interupt the Sunday service.

LIBRA (24 September - 23 October)
You have been searching for a life partner. This week is a very good opportunity for you. All will be attracted to you. You just have to be extremely careful otherwise you may fall in love with a monkey.

SCORPIO(24 October - 22 November)
You are accident prone. Be safety conscious. While driving, make sure your seat belt is tight. Even when you are not driving, make sure you have a belt round your waist otherwise your pants may fall down.


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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Need A Go Pro Hero Digital Camera by chuqudy(m): 7:38pm On Oct 11, 2013
Joagbaje: I have go pro hero 3 . How much are you willing to offer

How much do you sell and where is ur location?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Need A Go Pro Hero Digital Camera by chuqudy(m): 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2013
digidamage: You arent likely to see it in Nigeria... I could get you one with some other items i am ordering . Buzz if interested

Pls. where is your location?
Jokes Etc / Nigerian Air Ways by chuqudy(m): 7:25pm On Oct 11, 2013
An American came to Nigeria for a tour. He has a Nigerian friend who took him around the country. The American was very inquisitive. When they went to a place in Fulani, he saw some men carrying single sticks at the back of their necks and jumping up and down. “What is this?” the American questioned. “Nigerian dancing ways”, his friend answered. They later went to a local restaurant in one village in Abuja. The American saw some people eating “eba”, “fufu”, “tuwo” and “ewedu”. He was astonished to see them forming balls with the food and swallowing them. He asked his friend, “what is the meaning of all these?” “Nigerian eating ways” replied his friend. Suddenly, one fat man who was eating “ewedu” farted. The sound of the gas was immediately accompanied by the pungent odour. The American took to his heels and his friend ran after him. “Now, what can you call this one?” the American inquired. “Nigerian Air Ways”, his friend jokingly replied.


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