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thehopeful:
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Whatever it is still God that made it possible.

Surprisingly, this same God hasn't been able to make it possible for a school dropout residing in one of the villages in Nigeria to manufacture an aircraft out of no where.
However, any day a Nigerian engineer who has spent years and resources training and working abroad comes back home to pull that stunt off, all credits will go to God!
Nawaoo!
It's an arduous task to argue with a typical Nigerian who's already been programmed.
Bye bye

thehopeful:
Whatever it is still God that made it possible.

How??
He invented the procedure through people who would pass as sinners?

Do you mean God now works with sinners to invent things for lazy but "righteous" people like Nigerians?

If you read the history of how some things in medicine were discovered and the people who discovered/invented them, you will cry.
Let's leave God out of these things, abeg.

Bryan88:
all glories, honors powers and majesty belongs to the maker of heaven and earth...or u think ur so called humans could have done anytin without him? Don’t provoke God cos he is a jealous lover.

I hope you know the people who invented the technique and equipment for that medical procedure no longer have much to do with God?
If you live outside Nigeria/Africa, you'll most likely neither remember to go to church nor pray, but you'll still achieve wonderful results in your workplace with your skilful/experienced co- workers who don't give a damn about God in a country that's purely secular.

This our retrogressive Nigerian/African mentality needs to be trashed.

There may be God, but he has nothing to do with what we do here on earth, otherwise, Nigeria would have been the most developed country on earth.

Righteousness2:
Hallelujah!! 20 yrs is not 20days.
Only GOD can do this.
What GOD cannot do does not Exist.

How sure are you it wasn't via IVF??
Some of the things we quickly attribute to God are done by our fellow humans, who put in their blood and sweats to achieve them, but get no credit at the end unfortunately.

Choilila:
Because Men abandoned women during their youthful days chasing girls in the name of sidechicks.
So it's the responsibility of the chicks to look after the Men when their old age rocks.

Unreasonable response.

Chimaobi302:
(1)

x²+2x-8=0
x²+4x-2x-8=0
x(x+4)-2(x+4)=0
(x-2)(x+4)=0
x=2 or x=-4
{x} = {2,-4}....

(2)
x²-3x-18=0
x²+3x-6x-18=0
x(x+3)-6(x+3)=0
(x+3)(x-6)=0
x= -3 or x=6
{ x } = {-3,6 }

Your type will just jump into writing without first reading the instructions, and when you are failed, you'll start complaining how you wrote the whole world but your enemies/village people failed you.

skedman:
It can never be Lagos
Government hospitals in Lagos state generate their own light inclusive of primary health center

How do they generate their own lights

adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023-Nigerians-will-regret-for-20-years-if-Tinubu-loses-Adamu-Garba

Says one foolish and jihadic Garbage Ada'mumu' who already has the mark of the beast on his forehead

Curious345:
I went to the house of one yahoo boy in Lekki after we did evening football training..

Note I am doing well and holy never given to crime or illegality.

But I wanted to know how this dude got his new found wealth..
After he took his bath, he showed me his soap dish �..
I almost ran away...

Ask me what I saw inside?....

Continued...

I saw a black soap breathing like a life heart that has just been removed from the body of a living man..
I was shocked and was so mad and asked him "oga what is this ?"


He said it's a powerful charm prepared for him.by a herbalist in ijebu ode.. the boy is an indegene of sagamu..

He said the soap was prepared for him with human Parts including human heart .and that anytime he baths with it ,the owner of the human part will come to the bathroom and be crying to him asking "why did you do this to me ,why did you do this to me ?"

He will inturn say , "I am not the one who did it to you , I am not the one who did it to you "...

That soap breathes and have a heartbeat ..it doesn't finish ..once it goes low , it grows back to size...




Charlie , Nigeria is gone

Typical Nigerian fairytales

Mrfixitt:
You're a child. When you become a man and make a step towards becoming successful, you will understand what am talking about. I was once like you until reality set in. Cheers

What a clown! A man of over 40yrs with kids all of whom are above 5, and who has numerous properties in Nigeria is a child and not yet successful

Focus on working hard in your job and take your mind off non-existent rubbish.

People who put their minds in those things are usually distracted and hardly successful.

spyder880:
To the Almighty God be all the glory!

We have got another contract to build another new building in Asaba, Delta state, Nigeria. The details of this project are as follows;

Project: New construction of a block of 6 flats of 2 bedroom apartments
Location: Asaba, Delta state, Nigeria
Client: A Nairalander
Contractors: Spyder880 builders
Budget: Not specified
Duration: 180 days (for the carcass of the building)

Join us as we bring this building up with our usual efficiency and attention to detail. We will want this project to be a reference point among our projects by the end of this year.

This project is billed to start by the 17th of January 2023. Thank you all, welcome.

Congrats to you!

What's your rough estimate for the carcass(including roofing), please?

Mrfixitt:
You're so naive

That's the usual line you backward and primitive guys usually throw around.

Having so much belief and trust on things that do not exist falls within the wide spectrum of psychiatric disorders.

All of you with these stupid beliefs on non-existent witches and juju need urgent psychiatric evaluation.

Image123:
Is it wrong to ask Obi about ipob? Is it wrong for someone who is not a supporter of Obi to question him?
Obi that is ipob spiritually and physically, still dey format people for chatham house. He said he has agitator in his house. He ended up still defending the ipob saying there is reason for their agitation. So why is he condemning and mentioning boko haram and bandits. i think there is reason for their agitation. All the igbo leaders are playing with fire which is consuming the whole land, they don;t know. They should keep playing ostrich and treating the madness with kids gloves.

Just shut up, you hypocritic fool.

Do you really think IPOB or the Igbos don't have genuine reasons to agitate in Nigeria about the way the region is being marginalised?

Mummyfour:
Someone once put a sacrifice in front of our flat so many years ago.
It was fresh eggs.
My cousin that was living with us opened the door that early morning and ran back inside the house screaming when she saw it
My dad came out ,saw the eggs in a calabash, took them, boiled them and ate them straight away with Lipton tea.
We were screaming "daddy don't ', but my father kept on saying that he hated wasting good food.

Another time, it was coconut that some indians he was working with in a soft drink producing company used to do a sacrifice for him, my papa send him boys make them go buy am garri and sugar. The guy man used cold water settle the matter with the garri, coconut and sugar

My dad is still alive, in his late 70s and still very much his troublesome old soldier self

That's my type of man!

God bless his old age.

Juju/jazz, whatever they're called, are all fucking scams borne out of sheer ignorance, stupidity and psychosis.

Beliefs in those rubbish fall within the wide spectrum of psychiatric illnesses.

[quote author=humberjade post=118840405]I get the frustration, and I know where she's coming from.

Although life abroad, at least developed abroad , is far better than Nigeria's, in terms of social amenities and availability of jobs, but when you begin to do plus and minus, you hardly have anything left. Most developed countries aren't built for you to save at all, you earn, the system collects it back.

Okay let's do a quick calculation, let's say you have a 2500 euro job. By the time tax and insurance are deducted, maybe you will have 2000 or less left, depending on the tax level you are. You pay bills, say 400-700 euro. Service your credit with let's say 200 euro per month. About 1100euro is left. So let's say you spend 250 euro on food, send 200 euro to your parents, and let's say you budget 300 euro for two kids. Let's say you spend 100 on miscellaneous, and you discover you have just 250 euro left. God forbid there is an emergency back home, or God blessed you with 3 or more siblings. And then you still have friends who are in need too back home for naija. Phew, nah die you dey.

Shey you can see that the money is finished without even buying cloths for yourself or flexing. And even for you to make the 2500 for example, depending on the kinda work though, you go don work your bones off; 10-15 hours on the jobs, 3-5 hours(depending on the no of jobs) navigating your way from home-one job- 2nd job-back home. On top of it, less than 5hours of sleep each day. All these are even worse during winter.

Imagine all the scenarios up there playing out every month, which is the case mostly, when exactly will the person be able to invest and secure his or her own future.? Imagine things going sideways, and the person gets deported, same set of people will desert her and even mock her, saying, "as she go, nah him she come back". Men are even built to withstand stress than ladies, hence, some get to do up to 4 jobs, but ladies, hmm.

On top of that, if you give person 10k or 20k for naija, e go still dey vex, dey downgrade the money. So for those who are saying chop alone and die alone, it is not all bed of roses out here.

If you no do am with sense, you go see say 10-20 years after you don dey hustle for abroad, you can hardly account for your labour, and your life still remains the same as when you relocated. That's why people just slump and die anyhow out here; stress and pressure.

Nah the emotional blackmail come worse pass...imagine a naturally kind person, chai, it is finished.

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You got it!

phemmyfour:
It's not easy
Mo ṣẹṣẹ n lọle
See my face....bla bla bla
But you get paid accordingly, stop complaining.

See the stupid mentality here!

So, because she's being paid accordingly, she must give it all out?

Do you know how much remains even for her own personal needs after paying all the bills??

abdulhakim3:
Lol am no more in Secondary school. Just completed university and doing my national service.

You're a graduate and still think like this

Nawaoo!

chariisGRACE:
Most people who doubt the efficacy of juju probably grew up in a well secured estate... they haven't experienced life to that extent.

Offspring of the trenches like me will always smile behind our keyboard anytime we see them forming woke on the internet.

Una never jam. Me I don see things.

Wetin you jam
They're all assumptions and imaginations, but in reality, they don't exist.

I grew up in the village at a time when more old people lived in the villages and practised those stuffs, and i have had more direct experience and contact with them than you will ever have.

The only thing that exists is the fear people have around them out of ignorance and the inherited belief that they work.

Urheadmaster:
You won't believe there's JuJu until you someone do you JuJu .

People like you will keep believing in such non-existent rubbish even when ample evidence exists to discredit them.

How else do you explain a native doctor's preference to kill his 'enemy' with a machete instead of the same juju he has been selling to people to accomplish the same task?

How do you explain the failure of the other one in Enugu who killed his customer while trying to test the efficacy of his impotent juju?

Someone has already asked why these same native doctors who promise to make others rich are themselves poor

What more evidence do you need?

These unsubstantiated beliefs were handed over to us by our ignorant forefathers, and it's high time we did away with them as we now know better.
Remember these same forefathers couldn't use these so-called powers to protect themselves against the slave traders and colonizers who ordinary malaria were killing.

VeryWickedGoat:
Another fake thread created by a pained Nairaland feminist.

What criteria did you use to arrive at that conclusion?

Realbuzzing:
I saw your post on things byou have been going through

My question is "do you masturbate?"

How does this relate to the financial challenges he has been having

JoshB92:
If you are social and friendly you will make friends at all stages of life.... In addition have money

These nairaland kids self!
Have you ever seen anyone who has money and made a new, close(reliable, genuine) friend?
When you make money, you will have colleagues, partners, associates, errand boys, hailers, etc, but these won't be your close friends in reality, compared to your childhood friends.
Majority of these new ones will be there just for what they will get from you, their business interests, and as secret competitors.
The op is right, man

JOACHINpedro:
22 and ready for marriage.
Wow, you don eat bellyful. Send me smth na

Don't mind them.
Women just think this life is all about getting married and churning out children.

Richy4:
I'm just chatting with you because u feel you have no one to talk to...I believe it's better this way because it's a faceless forum... No good girl will like to date anyone who thinks of her in that derogatory way..

U are young.. u are 22.. U will come around...But on the event that such episode repeats itself again @ 34, than I will know that you are serious... for now keep holding to that thought..

But stop the name calling... If you have a sister, she is also a woman... If u have female cousins, they are women as well...

In future, look for those women who won't break your pocket before they break your heart... trust me they are there..

You guys are just being unnecessarily sentimental.

Why would a responsible mother living in Nigeria be more concerned about his 22yr old son bringing home a woman, rather than on how he will survive the harsh economic environment and realities in that country

At 22, i was still in 3rd year @medical school and the last thing in my responsible mother's mind was which woman i would bring home.

The guy don graduate from school?
Has he succeeded in getting a good job or a successful business?
These and others are what i honestly believe the woman should concern herself more with.

arantess:
ogun state again

one-eyed, cone-headed demon

I think the devil himself lives in that state while his agents operate in the other states.
The evil that happens there is unprecedented, and it should be cordoned off, even if temporarily.

Knows12:
I must revenge cus I trusted her with all my life.

Revenge is not necessary here,bros

Foodqueen:
U are a mumu man

Check, u will see that her period will surely be correct with what the man says

He's a married man, he's definitely playing their games by apologizing.


Forget the fact that you have tempted her before, with the way you are, every street girl will know that you are the one behind the buttons.

You would have ask a street guy do it for you

[quote author=immortalcrown post=118663798]More than two and half decades and your marriage is still like this?

This story is not complete. Show your wife this post and let her tell her side of the story. Then, I can say something. I say this because I wonder what led to your friend sending you porn, you that have spent more than 2 decades in marriage. This seems to be a case of a pot calling a kettle black.

He that comes to equity should come with clean hands.[/quote

Crazy inexperienced kids chatting with phones bought by their relatives and getting some crazy 'likes' from crazy fellows as their rewards

BluntCrazeMan:
Please don't scatter the thread yet.



Even the Westerners themselves have changed their pattern.
They have evolved.
For instance, the Norwegian kids start Primary School at the age of 6., And that means, before the age of six, their parents can choose to keep them in their custodies and teach them by themselves, or they can attend pre-school education centers where there learn through Montessori methods.

But down here, we are still stuck with those old education methods which the old missionaries handed down to us.

In the '80s, I started primary school in Imo state at the age of 6.
I think it's the new generation that has changed that.

Osewa03:
I was actually like him about 7yrs ago before I left Nigeria. I even sweared never to visited Nigeria again. See me today, I've visited Nigeria two times in the last 12 months. I just got back from another.

This is one thing those who haven't lived outside Nigeria don't know.

If not for the insecurity in Nigeria and the poorly run economy, i don't think any sane Nigerian would be seen living permanently abroad.

A f**king boring life is no life.

frozen70:
The only help you need is, get some one she respects to reconcile both of you

Having done that, next time she and dad starts their drama, stand with mum

You dont know what she is passing through and you scolding her makes it loveless for her

You need to make peace with her and she will tell you somethings that made her react that way
By then you will understand better

Imagine this kind of stupid advice!
And the guy is thanking you!

He should "stand with mum" whenever there's an argument with his dad, even if the woman is wrong
You must have been raised by a single, mannerless, quarelsome and wannabe feminist mother!

TheboyGhost:
Bro, mama or no mama !!! Na you fit control your future and life!!!


If your old woman is wrong then you should tell her to her face biko, same with your old man!!!

If any like make em vex but don't stop greeting her.

This is the only advice i see here.

Others are from the usual roaming kids