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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Pregnant Again Barely 10 Months After Delivering Second Baby(Pics) by chymystique(f): 4:47pm On Aug 17, 2015
I trust Edo Men! grin... Am happy for her jare.. Pop them babies @ once grin

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Politics / Re: Send Corrupt Persons To Jail, Sultan Tells Buhari by chymystique(f): 4:33pm On Aug 17, 2015
Very Good but pls advice him to jail corrupt persons too in APC that sponsored his presidential campaign eg Atiku, Amaechi, OBJ, Tinubu etc.... Buhari has being busy since may 29th witch hunting some set of persons claiming he fighting corruption while some set of persons ve beening walking scot free after looting the country dry... All of a sudden EFCC esp their DG Mr. Lamorde has gone Deaf, Dumb and Blind @ the petitions written to them to invite Fashole, Amaechi and Wife Judith etc to investigate their last minute looting and reckless spendings in the last 8yrs! This is Hypocrisy and God is watching you all.. PMB be claiming Man of integrity while he is busy dinning with those that looted this country dry in the past 16yrs.... this is what to expect in a #OneChanceandDullardicGovt
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Intelligent Questions Every Interviewee Should Ask During Interviews by chymystique(f): 3:43pm On Aug 17, 2015
hmmmm, not in Naija cause to the interviewer you displaying ITK traits.. Give us naija instance Mr. Copy an Paste Xtrovat smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Basic Skills You Need Before Applying For A Job by chymystique(f): 3:37pm On Aug 17, 2015
The Most Important - God's Grace and Favour Skills

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Health / Re: Natural Ways To Treat And Tighten The Vagina & The True Reason For A Loose Vagin by chymystique(f): 1:19pm On Aug 17, 2015
Interesting! Never knew Ben-wa ball helps in tightening the vagina walls oo. Thought it was used for sexual stimulation and to build up orgasms for females alone. I wonder how one can be able to walk properly wearing those balls though even if the weight is light.

Was expecting you to tell us the side effects of the Eve's Intimate Secret Magic Stick after listing out how it works and every every.. So what are the side effects of its usage madam EveSecret??

And are you telling us its more effective than surgery??
Romance / Re: The Truth About Sex And Virginity by chymystique(f): 10:44pm On Aug 16, 2015
Interesting and Informative Piece esp on why God created the hymen Chineduorizu...

But why must virginity always be associated with females only? Cant guys be virgins too?? If guys can zip up, it will help in curbing pre-marital sex and the females not to break the convenant.... I think you should extend this advice to men too; to keep their body chaste not only women. Thanks
Romance / Re: The Truth About Sex And Virginity by chymystique(f): 10:43pm On Aug 16, 2015
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Funny Photos Of Aisha Buhari That Depict Typical Nigerian Mothers Reactions by chymystique(f): 9:32pm On Aug 16, 2015
Waiting for PEJ's own grin

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Career / Re: When Your Employer Owes You Salary. What Do You Do? by chymystique(f): 9:18pm On Aug 16, 2015
A frnd had same probs with his boss oweing him and most of his colleagues 4months salary in a architectural firm owned by Sen. Ben Bruce Murray's Nephew(I think that family derieve joy in treating their workers like shit) . He had to quit recently and left it to God. I think its better not pursue it and leave it in God's hands cause thats another waste of time and money.. Till Nigeria provides a law that has interest of workers @ heart, all these rubbish wont stop...

Taiw, since he has gotten a new job he should forget the money cause that his former aint thining of coughing out his money @ all
Education / Re: Taking Cheating To A Whole New Level by chymystique(f): 8:55pm On Aug 16, 2015
Hahaha... @shamecurls I know say na you do that kin thing grin.... This person smart pass the exams sef
Pets / Re: PHOTOS. Funny Animals Pictures To Enlightened Your Mood by chymystique(f): 8:28pm On Aug 16, 2015
gringringringringringringrinThat no.3 looks like photshop abeg... That dude in no.2 eh, the croc shouldnt spare him tongue
Family / Re: A Husband’s Painful Dilemma On Paternity, Infidelity by chymystique(f): 8:18pm On Aug 16, 2015
Eleyi gidi gan! shocked

He should ve Paternity test done on the two kids without the wife's knowledge so he will be sure .. Then, He should confront the wife in private cause in future the real father of the kids might come to claim them. but FIRST With her type of mind That woman fit kill sha.

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Politics / Re: What Sort Of Governance Can Go On If The Billions Looted Are Not Recovered? -APC by chymystique(f): 2:52pm On Aug 16, 2015
APC and Hypocrisy are like 5 and 6! When will Atiku, Obj, Amaechi, Tinubu and Co return their loots?. You cant tell Nigerians you fighting corruption when the trees of corruption is right there in APC still standing without fear... When is Buhari going to get serious with the Harliburton case?? Liar Mohammed has no integrity @ all left in him. Tufia! And Shame on APC.. God is watching you"ll
Politics / Re: Before They Tarnish Reverend Father Matthew Hassan Kukah... by chymystique(f): 9:09am On Aug 16, 2015
Those people that wrote that crap about Bishop Kukah are suffering from mental suffocation.... Most catholics knows that Bishops are very very wealthy, wealthier than Oyedepo and Adeboye combined! though the usually are on a low profile thats why its only deluded APC e-rats who cant even smell such amount of money and are jobless that are ranting.. They only want to tarnish his image because he spoke against their SNAIL Master and Party forgetting that this is democracy and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. IMO, Bishop Kukah aint wealthy, wait till you meet catholic bishops from the South... Investigating him is a waste of time and resources even Buhari knows that and if he want to investigate he should send EFCC to Pa Oritsejfor... This govt is SCAM and more like witch hunt than fighting corruption! APC should better remind their Snail navigator that he is yet to declare his assests as he promised.

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Family / Re: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by chymystique(f): 9:47pm On Aug 15, 2015
Swaggzkid:



[b]lol let's go So we can see who will get tired. Lolz grin
OduntanGabriel:
Can a woman sleep off during the action especially with a real Man, i doubt it....
alrahmanonline:

which kain sleep go come when inside house dey fire, he be like say yo no know Wetin dem dey call maraton, something wey you go do finish open yansh for fan.. Abeg no be small tin o, just no pray for that kain person..
iykeaniogbe:
see u, hw u wan take sleep off wen ya kitten is on fire...
IceDude:
Have u heard of this saying "U cant go to sleep when ur house is on fire"? How sleep wan take catch the woman when her toto dey burn?
Nicepoker:
sleep off? His rod might be up to 7 or 8 inches.
evesdon4u:


E easy to just sleep off?


Evn if his rod enters from the P and comes out from the mouth, if she is not enjoying or wants it, na to lie like log of dead wood thats almost same as sleeping. As for those saying kitten on fire, in this case its not possible cause the woman's mind and brain is in another planet. BTW, such men can never be good in bed except to just dey hammer the pussy like say him be carpenter cool

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Family / Re: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by chymystique(f): 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2015
DWJOBScom:
I don't understand the meaning of "marathon sex"

The husband must be sick going by his admittance to the confession.

Hian! You are kidding abi? Marathon sex asin He can go as many rounds as possible without feeling tired ie characteristic of a sex maniac

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Family / Re: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by chymystique(f): 6:04pm On Aug 15, 2015
That Man is a PIG and real N¥mpho! gringrin.. That woman is kind sef... this kin thing na to sleep off as he is having the sex when him tire him go bug off... Yeye Man

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Career / Re: Now That I Got A Job I Am Now Confused. by chymystique(f): 5:14pm On Aug 15, 2015
Pls go with Engineering Firm. In as much as being a Sales Rep is stressful and aint easy but You have your career and connections ahead of you to build, promotions and with the experience you are going to have with this firm. It will open doors for better opportunities and well paid job and then the salary diff aint much. Private Schools are just another slave machine on its own with no growth @ all.. A fed sch paying you 50k is better off than the 80k with accomodation the private school is offering...

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Politics / Re: PDP Chieftain Cautions Party Over Attack On Buhari by chymystique(f): 4:36pm On Aug 15, 2015
Iranu undecided

And who is Alhaji Shehu Gabam? And who made him a PDP Chieftain?? He is a non-entity as far as PDP concerned.
Family / Re: ... by chymystique(f): 4:09pm On Aug 15, 2015
Jamean:


I like to address certain issues from the root cause. When he suspected that she sleeps with other men why didn't back out rather than continue to bang. undecided

I guess the mentality of chop I chop.

Now he is questioning the paternity. I wonder what is becoming of this generation.


Lol... You mean gan! I think Purehuman bae has him wrapped round her finger and its clear he loves her very much. Some men are like that.. they know the truth but fear of hurt wont let them let go and well you are right, i guess he was cool as long as he keeps collecting his own share too from the national cake...

I understand OP is worried but he should calm down till proper test is done and result seen before taking action. The only prob be say what if she is truly preg and OP after catering for the medical bills discovers the baby aint his... chai!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Statements That Can Destroy Your Job Search by chymystique(f): 3:54pm On Aug 15, 2015
CrazyMan:

As a fresh graduate, you must first find out if there's a standard salary for the position you're apply for. (Most companies have standard salaries for fresh graduates) if there isn't, then find out what the general range is.

Once you've discovered that, you've succeeded in arming yourself with enough information to negotiate in line with the company's standard.

Hope I answered your question?


Yes.

BUT;

Question: “what are your salary requirements”

Answer: “When it comes to salary, I’m negotiable.”

You said the above answer is wrong. Okay Lets assume am the interviewer and you are the applicant and I ask you the above... I would like to know YOUR appropriate answer to the question assuming the coy doesnt ve a fixed salary for its fresh graduates?? Thanks
Family / Re: ... by chymystique(f): 11:58am On Aug 15, 2015
Purehuman:


The probability of her getting pregnant is very low. That's why I'm really not sure if this girl is really pregnant for me. You understand.

I checked many medical blogs and they said its a rare occasion. So what should I say about something that's very rare.

I googled what you wrote too and we are still saying same thing... "If she is Indeed pregnant after the test, the baby might not be yours" .... less than 24hrs after you guys had sex she had menstruation, mbanu na.. preg no fit occur cause the egg to be fertilised sef has been shed and she cnt tell me thr was another egg waiting already. Unless the preg occured before you had sex with while on her period. Take her for test first before anything.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Statements That Can Destroy Your Job Search by chymystique(f): 10:38am On Aug 15, 2015
CrazyMan

Nice and educating alright.

@ your 4th point about salary negotiation? The preferable answer you gave was for experienced job seekers. What of fresh graduates that has never had a job before?

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Family / Re: ... by chymystique(f): 10:21am On Aug 15, 2015
GodnGold:
Oh dear! Finally!!! someone read the post accurately. Op,I have nothing to tell you.

i checked his prev threads and I noticed him and his gf are having trust issues wrt other men he has being noticing in her life and from what he wrote it seems like the gf is having sex with some of those other dudes. my own be say if the gf is truly preg, he shld better make sure na him own the sperm wey make the preg occur.

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Family / Re: ... by chymystique(f): 9:11am On Aug 15, 2015
Lets aSsume for real she is pregnant... then the unprotected sex you guys had few hours to her period aint responsible for it. Unless she was bleeding when you guys had sex and you thought it was period.. ve a lab test done to ascertain. Na wa o
Romance / Re: Don't Know Why My Girlfriend Is Always Reluctant To Demand Anything From Me by chymystique(f): 10:17pm On Aug 14, 2015
Tallesty1:
Guide ur pocket wella bro, she's aiming for something big.

Please something like what?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Never Said He Would Declare His Assets Publicly, APC Did - Presidency by chymystique(f): 10:03pm On Aug 14, 2015
PMB is just as sanctimonious as his party APC! Femi Adesina dont allow God punish you cause of your lies. Nigerians are on a long thing with this one chance dullardic govt. angry

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Romance / Re: Should I Continue Or Quit This Relationship? by chymystique(f): 7:51pm On Aug 14, 2015
This your so called girl na Professional Liar and Player! cheesycheesy

Its annoying ask for our advice like its our business.... when you were enjoying her you didnt ask for our advice.. its ur life so do whatever you deem fit.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Personally Welcome PDP Defectors In Bayelsa by chymystique(f): 4:17pm On Aug 14, 2015
10,000 politicians?? That should be almost Bayelsa Population. Big Lie from the Pit of Hell APC. I hope he doesnt get boo_ed sha! Let Nigerian politicians do what they know how to do best.... Hiring Crowds and Praise singers....

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Politics / Re: Ride From LAGOS To IBADAN For As Low As 850 NAIRA? by chymystique(f): 11:32am On Aug 14, 2015
Where in lag?
Politics / Re: Apc’ll Be In Power In Imo In The Next 24 Years, Okorocha Vows by chymystique(f): 6:07am On Aug 14, 2015
Haha! 2019 go sweet die in Imo State.. Lekwanu Rochas 419 na ekwu okwu? We all know how you won your second tenure... 24yrs?? In the SE? With your bad governance? Hahaha... Rochas you better wake up and realise your people dont like you and are getting reading to give you the Ohakim's treatment soonst. Onye Ara

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Romance / Re: 7 Things That Doesn’t Change When You Lose Your Virginity by chymystique(f): 11:11pm On Aug 13, 2015


Only 7reasons?? I disagree @no1 point cause something permanently changes. "The Hymen is broken meaning the gate of the v@gina has being opened."


Waiting for the counter thread "seven things that changes when you lose your virginity"



•yawn§•



Edited. Cc falconey

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