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Family / Re: Couples: If Given Opportunity, Would You Renew Your Marriage Vow After 2 Years? by ciencee(m): 12:59am On Jul 25, 2022
moderatorr:
Not true, that's what divorce is for.
Any marriage can divorce any time according to the Nigerian constitution, but only 0.3% marriages in Nigeria divorce.
That is 3 in 1000 marriages in Nigeria end up in divorce, in america, it is 600 in 1,000.
In Japan, it is 2 in 1000, in China, 3 in 1000, Russia, 2 in 1000, UK 500 in 1,000 .
Please, where did you get all this statistics from?

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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by ciencee(m): 5:11pm On Jul 17, 2022
TheLoneCitizen:


You buy polish monthly?

Why is your light bill so high? Isn't it prepaid?

Insecticide 2k?
The light bill is N12000 plus, it's an estimated billing, but I always pay half which is 6000

For the polish, I use to buy two some time before the months runs out, all I wear is shoe because of the nature of my Job

For the insecticide, I live in a location were our neighbors are fish farmers, so the place is infested with mosquito, the 1000K own na even manage.

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Family / Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by ciencee(m): 7:16am On Jul 17, 2022
I always want to put my daily budget to be N1,500, but it will sometimes get to about N2,000 daily.
These excludes the monthly bills of;
Light @6000
Data @3500
Airtime @2000
Gotv @4150
Polish & toothpaste @1000
Insecticide @2000

And I'm still single oo...

Life no easy Abeg, and many chicks for my area dey draw map & plan on how to trap me, but my God pass them... grin grin

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Crime / Re: What Is The Required Profile & Status To Be In Kuje Prison? by ciencee(m): 9:52am On Jul 13, 2022
nairamaniac:


I am thinking of going there as one of the excapees.


That may give me a soft landing there. It would be a win-win situation for both myself and the Nigeria prison service.

Would give them one more person to add to their list of those that have been recaptured or returned.

That's oneless danger to the society.

What if they decides to eliminate all the captured escapee, it would mean you just went to die another person's death.

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Crime / Re: What Is The Required Profile & Status To Be In Kuje Prison? by ciencee(m): 9:48am On Jul 13, 2022
nairamaniac:
I want to make this as brief as possible.
Life in Nigeria as a Freeman has become sooo hard.
To even get connected to the right persons is like getting initiated to secret cult.

But imagine if you were incarcerated in a place like Kuje prison right next to all these big big boys we are hearing are in there?

Ex Governors, Ex-police chiefs(Abba Kyrie) and several other government bigboys.

There's no way one wdnt get aquaintted and develop some decent relationship with some or all of them.

Even the Boko Haram lords that excaped seems to be well connected to the Government.


So my question is what qualifications do I need to have to make it to that particular prison?

Or what offense specifically do I need to commit to land there?

I need a change of environment to test my luck and communication-pitch.



Please only matured minds are needed here.
I'm not frustrated.
I'm doing quite good here, trust me.


But I just need an upgrade with the kind of people I meet in this freeworld.


Thanks.
The crime you need to commit to be send there; as a freeman, you would be killed and buried, only those with connection are sent to that place.

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Politics / Re: Shettima's Cabinet As Governor Had Nigerians From All Parts Of Nigeria by ciencee(m): 9:43am On Jul 13, 2022
BigSarah:
grin is APC an Islamic party?

Remember they are the first party to put a pastor in asorock grin

Not for one year o cool, but for 8 years grin.

And now they're just asking to put two Imams in asorock for just 4 years and Christians are afraid
Wahala grin grin

Is Buhari a pastor?
Crime / Re: Over 300 Herdsmen Takeover Delta Community❗️❗️ by ciencee(m): 6:30pm On Jul 05, 2022
holluwizzy:
Nigeria was and still is a setup.

What happened in turkey is about to happen in Nigeria.
What happened in turkey?
Travel / Re: Canada Releases Damning Report On Nigeria, Issues Travel Advisory To Citizens by ciencee(m): 7:06pm On Jul 01, 2022
condralbedez:
They would have labelled the whole country not safe place nah.which other state in Nigeria still remain

Cross river
Delta
Enugu
Politics / Re: Mbaka’s Adoration Ban A Time Bomb – Ohanaeze by ciencee(m): 7:40am On Jun 30, 2022
Nazgul:

I'm afraid I'd have to disagree with you.

From my understanding as a Christian, it's very wrong to shut down a church. If the pastor in charge violated the rules of the ministry, he should be pulled out from that branch, suspended and another pastor should be sent there to replace him.

When you shut down the church, what do you expect the committed members to do? Where do you expect them to worship?

I'm just imagining going to my church on Sunday and I see the place close and they tell me our Regional Overseer closed the place because he had an issue with our branch pastor, I'll just look for another church and attend.

The Catholic Church is the biggest loser here, cos if Adoration ministry remains shut till next month, they'll loose all their committed members to other churches.
I believe that every one who goes to adoration ministry have their own parents Church they usually go to on Sunday for worship, or do they also worship in that adoration on Sunday?
Politics / Re: Beautiful Family Of Sen. Ike Ekweremadu by ciencee(m): 6:50pm On Jun 26, 2022
bibianna:
Just how I like it, 2 boys 2 girls!

Nice family picture! smiley
2 girls!
Nooo....

Just 1 girl is enough to carter for her mum @ old age,
2 boys and a girl is ok for me....
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Mourners Going For Osinachi's Burial In Abia (video) by ciencee(m): 5:08pm On Jun 25, 2022
Islandlady:
AfghanEastern

That's why my Ngozi friend has refused to travel back home! She said she will stay in Southwest 4ever!
And the Owo church massacre na for southeast abi?
Crime / Re: Happening Now: Nigeria Army Lay Siege On Ukpor In Anambra; Citizens Flee Town by ciencee(m): 5:06pm On Jun 25, 2022
What is the difference?
Is it the R ?
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by ciencee(m): 10:31pm On Jun 23, 2022
Careente7:
Been following this thread since beginning of time and just got to the last page....finally.
It has really helped me stay clear the part of cultism as I’m still wondering how I’m not a cultist.✌�.thankz OP

You are not alone on this..

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa: What The Bible Says About Tinubu Victory In The Election by ciencee(m): 12:04pm On Jun 22, 2022
Understanding differs;

The Lord is the one that installs leaders, if not Him, those that are buying delegates and aspirants are labouring in vain
Politics / Re: Full Text Of Northern Govs’ Statement Asking Buhari To Pick Southern Successor by ciencee(m): 6:48pm On Jun 07, 2022
Minjim:




If they massively vote Atiku, we too will massively a southerner.
Who be the southerner wey you wan massively vote?
Politics / Re: Full Text Of Northern Govs’ Statement Asking Buhari To Pick Southern Successor by ciencee(m): 6:05am On Jun 05, 2022
Minjim:
Igbos won't like this news.

I've said this many times Northerners aren't fools they know when it's their turn and when it's not
They are playing games with us South,
They will zone their presidential candidates to south, and massively vote for Atiku, then in 8yrs time they will ask APC to zone the presidential ticket back to the North, then they will take power back from Atiku's PDP.
This is their game plan.
Politics / Re: FG Adds New Tax On Telephone Calls by ciencee(m): 8:55pm On May 22, 2022
Na whaoo...

That means we go begin write email again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Brighton (1 - 2) - Live by ciencee(m): 2:22am On Apr 05, 2022
Arsenal to draw with Brighton on Sat.
Sports / Re: Which Country Are You Going To Support In This World Cup 2022 by ciencee(m): 9:09pm On Apr 01, 2022
Denmark first, others follow.
The others are; (in this order)
Senegal,
Portugal,
Germany,
Argentina,
England, and
Spain.

I know say one of them go carry am.

Denmark; a team no one wants to play.
France and Tunisia are already crying.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: See How Close Russia Is To USA Geographically: Photo by ciencee(m): 10:47am On Mar 15, 2022
Amotolongbo:
The Alaska itself was sold to US by Russia in 1867.
If not, Na only Canada go separate the contiguous US states from Russia.

I am quite sure that Russia will be regretting ever selling Alaska to US. The then US secretary encouraging and signing the deal then was seen as a foolish man (Seward folly), he is now being praised as a man of foresight later on

One day Alaska will separate from the USA to become an independent country.

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Religion / Re: 4 Goals To Help You Make Heaven by ciencee(m): 8:57pm On Mar 11, 2022
That's good.
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by ciencee(m): 10:47am On Jan 26, 2022
Destiblack:
No true love just choice of happiness in having someone for pleasure and support.

This might be true.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2021 In One Word by ciencee(m): 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2021
Gone ....

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ciencee(m): 4:55pm On Dec 23, 2021
genius43:


Yes and it is called Handling fees. Amount is dependent on weight and sometimes your P.O

Also if any other duties is attached you would be asked to pay before collection.
Even though I have paid for the shipment?
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ciencee(m): 8:20pm On Dec 22, 2021
Pls, If you buy an item from aliexpress and was shipped to Nigeria through Nipost,
Will Nipost still charge you when your goods arives in their domain, and why?
Family / Re: What Are You New Year's Resolution? Things You Want And Things You Don't Want by ciencee(m): 7:14pm On Dec 22, 2021
My new year resolution is to make millions of naira to be safe from the chaos that will happen in 2023.
Agriculture / Re: Killing our Farmers and Creating FOOD CRISIS by ciencee(m): 5:03pm On Dec 07, 2021
The federal government should address this now before it becomes late.
Sports / Re: Man United Board Decides On Solskjaer, Picks Replacement by ciencee(m): 4:37pm On Nov 18, 2021
domido:

They must not sack him oo
Na there chelsea fans go get issues with the board.
What if utd. board leaves ole, and them Man utd trashes Chelsea 3:1 what will their fans said?
Sports / Re: Man United Board Decides On Solskjaer, Picks Replacement by ciencee(m): 4:13pm On Nov 18, 2021
Abeg, I wan suggest something for Man utd.
Since old boys no work again(Giggs and Ole), make we try old Enemy (Lampard or Gerrard), maybe this will work out.
Sports / Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by ciencee(m): 6:08am On Nov 06, 2021
Indispensable85:
I doubt if any footballer can win 3 world cups in his life time. The others can be broken.

Football will soon be staged every two years, and a good team might likely win it 3 times in 6 attempt.
Germany play 3 straight finals between spanish 1982 to italian 1990, brazil also played 3 straight finals between usa 1994 to japan/korea 2002, and in this two instances there were players that was involved in all of those tournament from both teams.
So a good team might have a run of luck winning the world cup even 3 times in a row, remember that spanish tiki taka team that won the Euro in 2008, then went to the world cup in 2010 and wins it, they then went to Euro 2012, many people knows they will win it because of the players they had and their pattern of play which suits all the players at that time, and they did it with style, me I even say that spanish team don't need a coach to win that last Euro, because the players were so so good.

* * Talking about records that are impossible to equal, how about playing over 1100 matches for ONE CLUB, and also scoring over 100 goals as a goal keeper.
Sports / Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by ciencee(m): 4:53pm On Nov 05, 2021
paulolee:

ur opinion bro....france would hardly be a world beater in d next 8 years....it simply means dt mbappe would win the next 3 worldcup to break dt record...
mbappe is 22 already n he gat a shot bt wont b easy
Sorry, I just efitted my post to let you know the reason, the record could be EQUALLED.
Sports / Re: Which Of These Football Records Is Unbreakable? by ciencee(m): 4:45pm On Nov 05, 2021
paulolee:
very tight to say but my ranking from the easiest to hardest is..
1....cr7 17 goals a season seems d easiest bcoz a red hot lewa or haaland can break dt record if they get to d finals...lewa once stopped at 15 in a UCL season
3..lewa 5 goals in 9 mins is difficult bt needs a piece of luck to break it, if mane can score an hatrick in 2 mins n 56 sec, a piece of luck maybe needed to do dt 5 gaols in 9 mins
2..messi 91 goals a calendar seems feasible but almost impossible bcoz it took him 69 games, an insane 59 goals in d league which looks unreal...new fifa schedule means dt country n club fixtures in a calender year av reduced, league cups are now a single tie n countries hardly play numerous friendlies like before which means less game time for d next competitor bcoz none can play up to 50 games in a year....even a red hot cr7 or messi cnt score 95 goals in 40+ games
3...Pele 3 world up is mind blowing bcoz worldcup is every 4 years, to break d record means winning 4 world cup, wey messi n cr7 never even win 1...
France is having a good squad lately, if they manage to win 2 of the next 4 world cup, the tendency that someone like Mbappe could equal this record is there.
That Lewandoskey record will be the hardest, for one to do It, that person would have to score a goal in less than two minutes,
Mind you, they are considering playing the world cup every two years, and if this happens then that pele records might be ripped out by someone.

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