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Travel / Re: My Flight Experience With A Flight Attendant by cimag: 8:46pm On May 26, 2020
Why not go to airport and monitor that particular airline everyday for at least 6 months,I bet you will see her in one of the arrivals or landings.
Romance / Re: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by cimag: 8:39pm On May 07, 2020
emae009:
it'll end in tears...
What a truthful but short hilarious comment!Lolzz
Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by cimag: 11:58pm On Apr 30, 2020
zeuss:


up to the parties involved.....if the woman feels like and the man doe not mind the flows following childbirth it can be happen 1 minute after child birth not Cesarean birth
one minute after giving birth?Na waa to you o!
Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by cimag: 11:54pm On Apr 30, 2020
QueeenKKfire:
I need an urgent answer please.
This one you are saying you an urgent answer,have you removed your boxers already or is your penis already erect and nodding?Take it easy.

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Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by cimag: 4:25pm On Apr 04, 2020
He's an idiot.Even if your rent has expired,why the hurry to lock you out in less than one month after the so-called expiration?Some Landlords create problems for themselves the way the treat their tenants.
Celebrities / Re: “Mothers Are Trying” - Davido Shares His Tired Face As He Babysits by cimag: 3:53pm On Apr 04, 2020
The Baby no get hair or abi una don barb his hair at 5 months?
Politics / Re: Bayelsa APC To Goodluck Jonathan: Return Our ₦300m, Bullet Proof Cars by cimag: 6:45pm On Mar 10, 2020
This rubbish was obviously written by former governor Dickson's mercenary.So,Jonathan as a former Nigerian President,didn't have a bullet-proof vehicle until Bayelsa APC provided one for him?Was it Jonathan that made them lose at the Supreme Court that they should come after him even if this trash of a report is true?Mtcheeeeew Nonsense!

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Celebrities / Re: Godwin Olusoji Akindele's Burial: Funke Akindele Absent At Father's Funeral by cimag: 9:34pm On Jan 19, 2020
The man celebrated and rejoiced with friends and well wishers when he gave birth to these children some decades ago.Today,he goes back to his creator heartbroken and abandoned by these same children.What unforgivable offence did he commit that made them to hate him to his grave?Even if he abandoned them in their childhood,they shouldn't pay him back with evil,afterall Funke is successful today maybe without her father's assistance.How would they feel in their own graves if their children mete out this same treatment to them when they die?For the fact that the man had no second wife shows that he was hopeful that his children would forgive him and bury him when he dies.Sadly,the stone-hearted children remained unforgiving and bitter towards him till death.If he knew,he should have married a 2nd wife who could have given him good children.I qurell with my parents very bitterly but I can never be this stone-hearted.I felt relieved after reconciling with my parents when we were not on talking terms for 2yrs.
Politics / Re: Can EL-Rufai Win Tinubu in a presidential Election? by cimag: 9:37pm On Nov 01, 2019
orisa37:
Neither of them. They are Selfish and wicked. Osinbajo has Supreme Experience. He can discipline El Rufai, having El Rufai as his VP. Otherwise, Yorubas might prefer Wike or Okorocha to Tinubu. And if APC remains unserious, Yorubas might lure Osinbajo to go PDP where they might pair Saraki with him to call off The Bluff of these Terrorists Fulanis and their Egbira Bokoharam.
So,you think that PDP can give Osinbajo its presidential ticket?You also think that Igbos will vote for Osinbajo/Saraki ticket after the several betrayals Ndigbo have suffered in the hands of the yorubas?My friend,if APC gives El-rufai ticket and he picks an Igbo man as his vice,we will vote for them.Igbos can never sympathize or help Yorubas politically again.
Health / Re: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by cimag: 9:30pm On Oct 22, 2019
It's only when you marry and you are unable to impregnate your wife after one year of unprotected sex that you can see yourself as impotent.You said that you only have erection while lying down and loses it when you stand up.What's the major problem with that?Will you sleep with your wife while standing up,won't you lie down with her on the bed to fire her?My friend,sex may be important in life but the major role of sex is for procreation.Don't kill yourself when you may be able to father many children when you finally marry.

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Crime / Re: Who Is The Serial Killer In Port Harcourt Hotels, Killing Many Ladies? (Graphic) by cimag: 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2019
sheungeek:
oh
The NCC should check their phone call history for similar phone number/identity.
Good suggestion but I think that the evil doer may have just picked prostitutes at night which does not require a phone call.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by cimag: 3:37am On Sep 15, 2019
For me,that lady is a very unforgiving type.Had it been that you haven't married her,you should let her go.I have said worse things to my wife and even slapped her two times since we married 7yrs ago,but she always forgave and we move on.How can you be begging and begging and begging,yet it doesn't touch her heart.What if she was the one who hurt you,does she expect you to carry the grudge for months?And I want to remind you that you have a wife who CAN NEVER forgive you if she catches you with another woman or even suspect you.If you do,your marriage is over forever.

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Politics / Re: How Alfa Belgore Helped P&ID To Defeat Nigeria by cimag: 8:01pm On Sep 14, 2019
Justice Belgore had the shortest tenure in the history of Nigeria as CJN.He was CJN between July 2006 and Jan 2007(6 months)I stopped reading the article immediately the writer wrote that Belgore was CJN between 2006 and 2008.It shows that he didn't do a thorough research before writing.So,his article is full of errors,null and void.
Politics / Re: ‘Forgive Buhari On Certificate': Lai Mohammed Blames PDP, Says Video "Doctored" by cimag: 6:08pm On Sep 08, 2019
If Buhari sat and passed Cambridge Certificate,that's enough qualification for him to contest any election in Nigeria because it's equivalent of WAEC or GCE.But,the germane questions remain: Did Buhari submit that certificate he obtained from Cambridge to INEC as required by the laws of the land to contest the presidential election?If no,why?If PDP could have access to Cambridge to enquire about Buhari's qualification as alleged by the minister,it means that Buhari or the FG also has access to it and should have done so before contesting for the presidency of Nigeria.If Buhari didn't submit any Cambridge Certificate but relied only of "schoolmates" photo as his evidence,it means that he has no case,lied under oath and shouldn't have contested the presidency in the first place.

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Education / Re: Onyiuke Akachukwu Matthew Tackles JAMB On Withheld UTME Result by cimag: 9:47pm On Aug 13, 2019
The Muslim Fanatic at the helm of affairs of JAMB having realised than an Igbo boy wanted to break and shatter the previous records decided to withhold the result.If a Yoruba or northern boy was involved,JAMB would have released the result.It's all about the continued systematic oppression and subjugation of the Igbo race.

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Celebrities / Re: Oyindamola Olagunju Graduates With First Class From University Of Bedfordshire by cimag: 2:54pm On Jul 27, 2019
Congratulations to you Seun and your baby,it's not easy.I hate the negative comments some people are making against a girl who should be praised for staying alone in another country with her parents and family and even went ahead to make a FIRST CLASS.Going by her age,she could have been easily deceived by boys who could have impregnated and dumped her or even became a drug addict.However,the rate the children of the rich bag first class these days abroad,I do hope that the quality of this first class has not been lowered or diluted.Lastly,after making your first class abroad,you will still come back to Nigeria where the rotten system defies and frustrates the best first class graduates from any part of the world.That which you learnt overseas that gave you a first class degree may not be practically applicable to the Nigerian environment or system.Don't forget that you will still work with the frustrated Nigerian graduates who probably made 3rd class or even pass degree unless you seek employment abroad.
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Witness Says He Needs Inec’s Permission To Read ‘server Documents by cimag: 2:45pm On Jul 19, 2019
kayzat:





Just read what you wrote again? Tribunal should rule base on data from unverified source.

Welldone
Then INEC should open the server so that the tribunal can obtain verified data.INEC and APC must choose one.

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Politics / Re: Atiku’s Witness Says He Needs Inec’s Permission To Read ‘server Documents by cimag: 1:51pm On Jul 19, 2019
It then means that there was a server used for the presidential election which INEC and APC have been denying.He's only asking for INEC's chairman's permission to open or encrypt it.Well,it's left for the tribunal to order INEC chairman to open the server and if he refuses,whatever figures supplied by the petition(Atiku)which he allegedly obtained from the contentious server should be used by the tribunal to determine the real winner of the election.If INEC's chairman refuses to grant his permission for the server to be opened,it means he's hiding something.Clear conscience fears no allegation or accusation.

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Crime / Re: "How I Was Raped By My Mother's Boyfriend At Age 13 & Neighbor At Age 5" (Photo) by cimag: 12:07am On Mar 10, 2019
Your Mother's Boyfriend?So,after marrying your father,your mother still kept boyfriends or was your mother a divorcee or separated from your father?Where was ur dad or were you born out of wedlock?Is your dad dead?Well,if your dad is dead,then your mother keeping a boyfriend was not too bad but if your dad is alive,your mum's wayward lifestyle and irresponsibility exposed you and your siblings to those rapists.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Shoot Pdp Agent Dead In Rivers State(photos) by cimag: 11:21am On Feb 23, 2019
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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shoot Pdp Agent Dead In Rivers State(photos) by cimag: 11:19am On Feb 23, 2019
myettiallah:
Did he try to snatch ballot box?
The report said election was yet to begin.Don't you understand English?If you justify this,may you be a victim of extrajudicial killing even after elections.

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Politics / Re: Governors From Niger Republic Join Buhari’s Campaign In Kano by cimag: 6:00pm On Jan 31, 2019
Jihadists giving maximum support to their leader.
TV/Movies / Re: Chukwuma Onuekwusi Of Channels TV Is Dead by cimag: 5:53pm On Jan 30, 2019
I think he was killed either through poison or other diabolical means because he was a christian and an Igbo Man.Was he suffering that particular sickness before he was sent to the State House as Channels Corresspondent?Channels Tv management was careless in sending him to that beat.Now that Ibrahim Adre,a muslim has since replaced him,those who killed Chukwuma are happy.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Denies Booing Buhari At Budget Presentation by cimag: 12:28am On Jan 06, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Yeah, we the APC will do everything within our powers to crumble Dino and kill him.

We are going to give buhari Dino's corpse as a sacrifice.

Inshallah.
It means that APC is a party of killers,terrorists and fulani herdsmen terrorists.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Denies Booing Buhari At Budget Presentation by cimag: 12:24am On Jan 06, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Yes, we the APC want him executed so that our baba will be very happy going into the elections.

We the APC are ready to eliminate those who oppose buhari here in nairaland.

We will make sure Dino is killed before the election.

Inshallah
This account must be that of a boko haram terrorist on nairaland.Just imagine that kind of comment!
Politics / Re: Hamzat Is A Compulsive Liar who has no character for public , Says Jonathan Aide by cimag: 11:04pm On Dec 30, 2018
If you count about 50 or 100 strong politicians in Lagos State even today,this nonentity called Hamzat won't be on the list.So,on what basis should a sitting president at the time(Jonathan)seek him out and offered him $5m?And this is a character that wants to be deputy governor?mtcheeew.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Imposing A Candidate On Oyo People Is Better Than An Igbo Man ~ Ajimobi by cimag: 10:10pm On Dec 16, 2018
Look at how an old grandfather of a governor is expressing his hatred and sentiment against the Igbo people publicly.What is he teaching the younger generation?If not for recent terrorism of boko haram and fulani herdsmen,I used to prefer friendship with northerners than treacherous yoruba people.Well,this should teach a lesson to Uche Secondus and other southsouth people who bear Igbo names but deny that they are Ndigbo.Other Nigerians see them as Igbos no matter how they deny or run away from Ndigbo.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Rescues Kidnapped Victims In Rivers (PHOTOS) by cimag: 9:35pm On Nov 04, 2018
I was almost believing the rubbish until I read that the "victims" were APC supporters.Idiotic Amaechi should focus on his transportation ministry and leave Nollywood Film alone.Mtcheeeew!
Celebrities / Re: Helen Uzoma, Yemi Alade’s Mother Drunk And Fights In Beer Parlour - Ikem Okuhu by cimag: 7:37pm On Oct 30, 2018
How could she be shouting for "one hour" without anybody knowing what the problem was?How could she drive out and returned 5 minutes later with a taxi cab and continued the shouting to "no one in particular"?This is a contrived BLACKMAIL!
Properties / Re: My Landlord Served Me A Quit Notice And I Want To Know What What My Rights Are by cimag: 7:12pm On Oct 26, 2018
If you have the means(money)to rent another house,just go away.You said he gave you up to January which means you have November,December and up to January 31(3 solid months) to look for alternative accommodation.If you have the means,two weeks are not for you to get another house.

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Politics / Re: Impeachment Threat: APC, PDP Senators Agree To Truce by cimag: 5:58pm On Oct 09, 2018
Even at that,Senate President Saraki,his PDP colleagues and APC senators supporters should be on guard and vigilant.They should not allow APC minority senators to deceive them and impeach Saraki illegally.Most importantly,Saraki should call for separation and headcount between PDP and APC senators for the world to know which party has majority senators.

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