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Car Talk / Re: How Do Thieves Open The Bonnet To Steal Battery? by clarifier: 4:21pm On Sep 03, 2023
Itulah:


Same with Peugeot, it came with built in battery lock and burglars can't even open the hood like they do with Japanese vehicle.
I don'nt know about other models but 406 I have to buy 2 batteries in one month, I wzs told it was easy for the thieves they broke that net at the front and put their hand and releazed the bonnet lock.

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Health / Re: Pls Help A Brother. by clarifier: 7:45pm On Jul 11, 2023
Owa444:
It started last June when i woked up early morning, i was very weak and tired i couldn't able to eat, so i waited for almost a week whether i will be okay but no improvement.

So i went to the hospital i was asked to conduct a test and the test came out as h.pylori that i have ulcer and indigestion problem .

The doctor recommended some drugs to me like Omeprazole, amoxicillin and Clarithromycin. After taking all the drugs i still feel the symptoms.

I went back to the hospital the doctor told me to take another test, i told the doctor that i don't have any money so they told me to increase the dosage of all the drugs.

After that still same thing, i dont what to do again. what's bothering me now it is the way i'm losing a lot of weight, people are asking if i'm sick i will just lie to them that I'm keeping fitness thats why/

I have taken alot of blood tonics and fruit's still my weight didn't improve any bit. I noticed anytime i eat or finished eat that is when the symptoms will wake up like i want to throwing up, increased in belching, infact i dey pooping like woman about ot give birth.

I always have to forced the poop out, abeg make una help me check weda some foods wey i dey eat dey make d symptoms worst like apple, watermelon, banana, chin-chin, indo-mie, biscuits,rice ,sometimes like semovita.

i don't eat hard food if i do dat means I'm looking for problem, abeg my people make una help me again d matter don tire me, i would have liked to go back to the hospital but i don't have any money now to conduct another tests.

i need an advise what to do infact excess of drinking alot of water do make me belches, anything i eat will trigger the symptoms, sometimes the thing go dey be like say fire dey inside my belle dey dance.
Try and get a pure honey, early in the morning before eating anything drink a teaspoon of it, it will hurt in the first 2 to 3 days but within 7 days you will see a positive result your health will improve by God grace.
Health / Re: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by clarifier: 5:12pm On Jun 24, 2023
Evestar200:
Please I need help with a permanent cure for Bad breath (Mouth Odour).

We've tried all English medications on my Younger brother but keeps getting worse with no improvement.

Please anybody with an effective medication should help out.
Get some mango leaves dry it in a shed, then burn them and mix the ash with original honey. He should brush his mouth with it twice daily. For you to know if the honey is pure soak a matchstick in it and try to ignite it, if it burns you are good to go.

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja Rusticates Cyprian Igwe For A Post He Made On WhatsApp Group by clarifier: 3:20pm On May 28, 2023
aikyg:


Can't you see that the so called press release is the whatsapp message that he posted in the group calling for a meeting by 6.00?
As we all can see that Whatsapp post is not that inciteful to call for that action. There was a press released that was fabricated by them and to make the matter worst puts the name of the SUG president and Speaker as the ones that makes the release that could easily leads to the shutting down of the Institution.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja Rusticates Cyprian Igwe For A Post He Made On WhatsApp Group by clarifier: 5:50pm On May 27, 2023
9jabox:
Following the upwards review of school fees in the university of Abuja which has made a lot of students either drop out or struggle to pay, the school’s director of Socials (SUG) made a post on their WhatsApp group asking that students speak up and call the school to listen to their plights, the chat was leaked and the school authority got wind of it.

He was later rusticated for his remonstration and asked to leave the school immediately.



https://twitter.com/CyprianIgwe3/status/1662186890659807255?t=Emj7AjPC43T0OUZwQtzSuw&s=19


Igwe had said, Good evening, house. We will be having a meeting tomorrow by 6:00 pm in regards to school fees, let’s know our way forward. I am deeply in pain, many students can’t pay, I hope the SUG President is in this group. I need everyone’s ideas.

“I’d rather risk my life, my admission than seeing thousands of students drop out. If the spirit of Aluta lives in us, it has to wake up. Please be part of this meeting.”
Let's not just run into conclusion and starting raining abuse on the management, as we can all see from the letter he received it was not based on the Whatsapp post he made. He and colleague made a press released with the name of the SUG president which after investigation it was found out they are the ones that fabricated Memo.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Shoots Wife, Kills Her Mother, Flees With 3-Month-Old Son In US by clarifier: 5:19pm On Jun 02, 2022
Creamypie:
That wife and her mum don frustrate this man. If u are a man married, whether here or Abroad, the moment your wife mama come inside your home, u will become frustrated. Know this, u know peace
Who said anything about her mama coming into his home. Didn't you read the news they said fighting over custody, that literally means they are no more living together, he wants to take his son away from her.

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Education / Re: Entire Graduating Class With LLM At The University Of Calgary Are All Nigerians by clarifier: 1:52pm On Jun 02, 2022
speaktome:
This is really great!

If you chose to use this as a data, it reveals to you why Nigeria is the way it is. This list is 100% Southern Nigerians, yet politics in my country is dominated by quacks from another region leading the technocrats. We don't even get the best of the region.

What do i even know...


#MySignature
#MyBusiness
Those are your brothers who have been laying all sort of curse on naija in this forum, saying it is doomed they want to japa they prefer to be immigrants and became 2nd class citizens in any country than to be in this shit hole. How stupid of you to even nurture the idea that these are the ones supposed to rule the country. A man who cannot stay to fight his own battle can't lead others to fight there's.
Romance / Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by clarifier: 5:21pm On May 30, 2022
LINSAR:


Alright.Thanks.
You are welcome.
Romance / Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by clarifier: 12:24pm On May 30, 2022
LINSAR:


Thanks for your input.

What specific effect will I see from the use of the black seed?

I appreciate your response.
The problem of the penis shrinking when you enters pool, it will maintain its size.
Romance / Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by clarifier: 11:01am On May 30, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Try and get black seed the raw one not the powdered, use 1 teaspoon of it chew and swallow it every morning before eating anything, do not eat or drink anything till for 30 minutes and get a warm water and drink, the taste was not sweet don't put it all at once in your mouth try it small small but with time you will get use to it. Within 10 to 14 days you will be amazed with the result by God grace.
Politics / Re: PDP Primary: Anyim Congratulates Atiku, Decries Voting On Primordial Sentiments by clarifier: 5:04pm On May 29, 2022
adioolayi:
One of the failed Southeastern candidate...

Abeg, tell your people una failed them because you lack the will to reap at the party, PDP, you have supported all these years...


Warn them to leave Southwest alone to reap at the party they have also worked for tirelessly ...

Southwest have every right to demand for Presidency at the Platform of APC.


Make una direct your wailing to appropriate quarters and leave SouthWest candidates alone!
You have no reason to be making this mouth, what have you contributed to say you have every right to be given the presidency? The party you are claiming you work tirelessly for how comes in the 2015 presidential election you gave it only 2,433,193 votes, while its opponent you gave them 1,821,461 votes indirectly you gives the party only 611,732 votes which is not the difference that won the election for them, that shows you plays both side. The only person who plays a vital role to give the party their mandate was GEJ, he shows true nationalism and bravery even when he was under pressure from his cabinet members not you cowards who can't dive in the middle of the sea and coming here making noise that you are the kingmakers who do you crown?
Politics / Re: Moment Wike Bowed For Atiku At The 2023 PDP Primary Election In Abuja (Video) by clarifier: 4:30pm On May 29, 2022
Joezinho:
Wike tried. Strong man with the balls of a tiger. Whatever gives him morale to be this vocal, it's obvious his dealer is cashing out on a steady..

The northerners knew he might keep them in check. Reason they really don't want him there. He gave his best. If only half of these southern politicians have the kind of mindsets wike has, the Northerners won't ever think Nigeria belongs to them alone.
Please say it plainly you the South-east or Igbos do not generalise and says South. Pretending to have been supporting Wike while always saying an Igbo president or else no one. Ordinary the South-south people you cannot accommodate and makes them sees you as friends and makes them your alie talkless of the South-west. How do you expect to rule Nigeria with this kind of stupid sentiment and ethnicity, when has the North ever claims Nigeria belongs to them. Just admits you don't know how to play politics, your overzealous attitude and greediness won't allows you to support one of yours over yourself. It needs sacrifice to achieve greater goals, take a look at all the big Igbo politicians all of them are divided with no common goals, everyone wants it for himself alone. Who will team up with this kind of disorganised individuals to pursue a goal only a stupid will do that.
Politics / Re: The Moment Dino Melaye Lifted Tambuwal Up For Stepping Down For Atiku by clarifier: 1:23pm On May 29, 2022
harmargedon:
we all know that Atiku is the next president, no northerner will vote for a southerner
You can't be so sure, northerners knew the game do not favours them and they are not too selfish that is why they are trying to see how they can field a candidate from South-south region because South-east is a no-no they cannot be trusted with power with this kind of attitude they possess. They are too greedy, selfish and arrogants feeling they are superior to others, imagine since the beginning of democracy they cannot win the hearts of the South-south people as their immediate neighbors and makes them their alie.
Politics / Re: The Moment Dino Melaye Lifted Tambuwal Up For Stepping Down For Atiku by clarifier: 12:48pm On May 29, 2022
ECASH120:


What is wrong with Wike? Is he not a human being?
Who will field such a man who do not have the support of his people, you have been calling him all sort of names and bringing out his dark side. How do you expect someone from other region to give him their support while you his people dislikes him. You need to change your attitude and loves one another may be from there you can start gaining support and have some alie.
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Primary: Atiku In Clear Lead by clarifier: 12:10am On May 29, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


At the bolded, of course it's either they field in a northerner or they'll field in GEJ. They need someone who's extremely strong enough to challenge atiku and it's definitely not Tinubu. Seunmsg needs to understand that the the S/West are the problem here and not we the south south nor south east. The Yorubas forbids to team up with a southerner or an Eastern expect the candidate is from S/West. This is where the problem starts. The west needs to let go of their hatred for other regions so we can team up and defeat the northerners. Else the northerners will keep ruling this country unopposed.
Take it or leave it the Yorubas are the smartest of all they knew how to plays their card. In 2015 election, they didn't put their eggs in one basket. If to say Jonathan wins at that time they can easily claims they plays a vital role in his victory because they gave him 40% of their votes. You the Easterners sees it as a war while it is not, it is a game in which the smartest always win. Everyone knew it was supposed to be your turn but what have you done to earn it? They brings Amaechi to the table to see if you will accept him as one of you, but you says no all you want is an Igbo President.

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Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Primary: Atiku In Clear Lead by clarifier: 11:51pm On May 28, 2022
myqel:
To be honest with ourselves, as staunch PDP members, only Atiku can win the presidential election for us, not Wike...know this and know peace
Sentiment wouldn't allow them to see that, they always brings ethnicity and tribalism in every situation making them blind to see the reality. They are the ones raining all sorts of curse on Wike yesterday, and today they are saying he was betrayed by the North. I do not see how the South-east can clinch the presidency with this kind of attitude, you need to be flexible when the need arises, been rigid always does not pays. How do you expect someone to win a war alone without alie?
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Primary: Tambuwal Steps Down, Asks Supporters To Support Atiku by clarifier: 10:28pm On May 28, 2022
Allee90:
One thing that always baffles me is the way these illiterate Northerners are playing with our intelligence whenever politics is being played. Why are we Southerners always behaving inferior before these illiterate Northerners Nonsense
When you are outsmarted by someone, you can't label him as an illiterate, just face the reality and accept that you are dumb and stupid.

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Politics / Re: Akinwumi Adesina May Join 2023 Presidential Race by clarifier: 4:30pm On May 08, 2022
Donation in disguise for sure
Tolupe:
These people are just Donating to the Party
Romance / Re: Have You Been Caught With P*rn Before? Share Your Experience! by clarifier: 5:06pm On Jan 18, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Please Repeat Physical Verification Process If Told To Do So by clarifier: 11:21pm On Oct 13, 2021
Chizems360:
Each time I try to download my PPA letter, I get response saying that my BVN and date of birth do not match. Meanwhile, they're very correct and matches very well.
Please what can I do about it.
That was not a problem just rewrite the same date of birth and scroll down and fill your accont number and press submit, thats all you are good to go.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are These Real Or Should I Continue With My Job Search? by clarifier: 11:18am On May 14, 2021
They want you to be eager to attend the interview, with the thought that you already secured the job. Since they ask you to come with a passport you are going to do both interview and documentation. That was how i was played to go for an interview in Lagos thank God for my instinct and having worked in a company and knowing by its look it was abandoned without entering the gate the story would have been different by now. May God save all the innocent job seekers in this country the pressure is too much that's why they easily fall to this trap.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 10:39pm On Nov 23, 2020
Powersurge:


What business sector? Are you a startup? Any prospect for a startup?
Am into poultry business already before applying for the loan, i need the loan to expand and start my own hatchery, yes they considered startup too.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 8:47pm On Oct 12, 2020
fatiaforreal:

Maybe. Thanks.
How long does it take to get account opened after submission of forms and deposit? How far reaching is the recommendation made after the interview on the approval from CBN or none at all?
Account opening does not take more than a week if all the required forms are correct, sometimes when work is too much they forget to contact you until you became tired of waiting and call them. Mine took 7 months after the interview before approval but some doesn't take that long like my friend he get his own within 2 months after interview.

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Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 2:26pm On Oct 12, 2020
fatiaforreal:
Well, my experience was different. The oga was looking at his computer and picking questions from there, he didn't request for a hard copy.
It differs slightly from mine even though they said they will forward it to NIRSAL they didn't. May be it was because we are among the 1st set to use the portal some functions where not ready at that time. Wish you luck
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 5:24pm On Oct 10, 2020
fatiaforreal:
I'm not sure you need to go with business plan copy if you applied online.
It was a most because I used the online simplified business plan too but still asked to come with a copy to the interview which they collected.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 12:35pm On Oct 10, 2020
waleyp:
you skipped the online business plan part
That one is optional if you can write a good business plan you don't need to buy it. I mentioned that when called for an interview you need to go with it with the other items illustrated.

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Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 8:53pm On Oct 06, 2020
gpatern:


Thank God I found this thread.I need the help of successful people in this regards :

@ Clarifier and Others kindly hearted nairalanders on this thread.

I did the EDI Zoom Training for a week starting June 15 this year.I have not collect the Certificate till date because I was faced with lot from caesarion operation for my wife to accomodation challenge and ill health combine.

I am into industrial chemical, I have a special Polyurethane adhesive that i formulate will they approve loan for other enterprise other than agric ?

Kindly help me itemise all the other step I have to take to get this loan

I will appreciate if I can speak with you over the phone too ?

Thanks in anticipation
It was not only meant for agric sector it touches almost every sector even IT. But they do not give priority to petty trading your business was under manufacturing it has an impact to economy and job creation you will be considered. The whole application process has four (4) stages 1. Registration online 2. Training by EDI 3. Interview 4. Approval. Take note your NIRSAL would know those that trained with any approved EDI centers through the cash transfer form you filled given them permission to transfer the training fees to EDI center. You will be requested to come with copy of identity card, training cert, passport and your business plan which you will submit with an AGSMEIS loan application form which will be given to you at the interview spot. After the interview you may be requested to bring an Invoice for the items you listed in your plan. After that stage they hand over your request to CBN for final review and selection of successful applicants. In selecting EDI's make sure they are among the approved ones listed on NIRSAL website because if they were not you will not be considered.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2020
moodyguy:
I tried signing up with my account number and phone numebr but its giving me an error message.
Keep trying it will work that was how it normally does when signin up. Take note after signin up your username was your account number.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 8:17pm On Oct 04, 2020
moodyguy:
Can someone change his GUARANTORS names when he gets the loan?
Yes you can because the guarantor form they will issued you to be fill after receiving the loan was to be attached with the guarantors identity card, passport and 6 months statement of account was just for file opening in there branch.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 3:23pm On Oct 04, 2020
laborious:
they have started asking for guarantors abi?
It was just his name and BVN they requires when accepting the offer online that's all.
Business / Re: Beneficiaries Of CBN's AGSMEIS Loan Share Their Testimony by clarifier: 3:17pm On Oct 04, 2020
isaacogwu:


Wow! Thanks. But I dont have a nirsal account number yet.
Have you attended EDI training and called for interview by any NIRSAL MFB Branch?

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