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Interesting thread

umehmj:
THE GHOSTED
Tunde – I was talking to this babe for a while. We went on a few dates and it was very cool. I thought we were going in the same direction. We talked everyday and all that. One night, we were chatting on WhatsApp and I was telling her how much I was missing her. I promised to send her a pic to show how much I was missing her… " I SENT HER A PICTURE OF SOMETHlNG SPECIAL "…and she immediately blocked me on WhatsApp. I tried calling her but she never picked up.

something special indeed

Iamlegend1. .vizkiz.smellymouth

The shakirat at home girl turn shaks in school ..
The fake british accent girl,.
And the when the lecturer dey come and borrow me your note girl

midehi2:
yea

hmnnn

midehi2:
yea exactly...i fell in love with iamlegend1 memes, now smellymouth, he got it too much, it makes my day alot

that makes two of us

Mynd44:
Yes live your life without anyone getting the right to call you a hoe or stud.
Abeg, hoe is a farm implement Stud is a place for breeding horses.

omo baba comment oo.. I think say oga don close the thread be that

Very true

If u go to his house and start making advances.. You should count yourself lucky because he finds u irresistible

however, if any showing your displeasure at his advances and he flares up , continues touching inappropriately and did not deem it to apologize, then he can be chastised accordingly.

Hello.
Come and make the move on me

Insults is not the best way to point out someone is wrong but at times so people pish people who insult them to the wall.

Here is how to avoid them

https://www.nairaland.com/2958513/not-what-think

Nice development.

Oo

Don jazzy be flirting with dem fine babes on his TL.
Now that girl go dey form one kind attitude with her main guy naw.
Hmmn, emma nyra please come and flirt with me pls in jesus name.

1 put jesus picture on your dp,motivational quotes or you in church drumming,singing or acting drama

2 let your status be jesus is the almighty God, i serve the Lord or money is not everything

these two never fails

Smellymouth:
Tanchu Sir!!!

no vex o boss. But is this your new moniker.. Have u dropped the legend acct or u guys are just two different entities

Smellymouth:
Yessir!!!!

boss you and this your pictures.
Reminds me of iamlegend1
kudos boss

Boeing777pilot:
Yes sire.

please i will need your help and assistance. But first,pls kindly read this book.

http://okadabooks.com/book/about/awuff_dey_bust_belle/10506

,,thank u

Drefan:
You mean the TV series? Yes, it was endearing. Got hooked to the very end. Have you seen the novels? They are actually far more interesting a ride and a joy to read. Check them out. You won't regret it one bit.

the only one i read was wizard first rule. The novel is quite bulky mehn..

But very interesting and darken rahl in the tv series played by craig parker was such a perfect villain

chowlade:
All d players I saw their name were ibo players representing d country. they were fat, slow, not tactical and dead.

what of ahmed musa

This is the end

Drefan:
"Only those you trust can betray you." - Nathan Rahl, Sword of Truth (stone of tears)

nathan rahl ... Dey shld have continued that legend of the seeker jare

Kwasu fastest...unilorin is the 2nd..

I dont know the slowest

Uni kas

Boeing777pilot:
I have been part of a crew that operated a 16hr flight from the Middle East to the United States.

It's pretty much interesting as we have two sets of crew members who share the flight time. It's really not that difficult per SE.

As a passenger, I have flown from Johannesburg to Heathrow.

As a passenger, you would enjoy long haul flights in the business class.

And yes my baby the Boeing 777 family is one of the best long haul airplanes in existence.

boss.. You a pilot.?

repogirl:
keeping space abi? Don't you know you should be a role model to your classmates?

A whole class captain like you.

lol

Jmm

Unilorin

I remembered my own strip club experience ...

I just came back that day from my chuch Hour of Mercy programme and sat down to rest when i got a call from my friend , that he has arrived home after almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an hotel in town..

Old friends naw, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get some goodies from him .

one thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel strip club.


Smoke ,loud music,naked girls ,semi naked girls,black,yellow


We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.

Before i look left,look right, a black lady was walking towards me...i was already shaking as her confident olympus is standing mammary glands pointed accusing nipples at me.

She winked at my friend and came close to me.

Hello handsome..she said as she carresed my head and chest..


She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my WAR zone..things were really heating up


PDP, APC or LP.,.,she asked me seductively

i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms from my friend but i could see him being led into one corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..

APC.. I said.
Hmmmn... APC... Will cost you two thousand. She replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled. She was so beautiful i wondered why she had to opt for this.

I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave me and prepared to follow her inside too.

She just stood,moved away from me and whispered to one of the light skin girls , pointing at me..

Enjoy yourself.she said as she attended to the other customers..

The girl too came and i was almost standing for her to take me to the room and we do this thing till day break. Ma tesojue laleyi.

Damn. This girl dey gave me was errything .She just came with her big breasts and ass, twerked on me for like five mins.


After 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up and walked away.

Where are you going. I asked.
Haa.we are done... She replied.
Done with what... U just gave me five minutes lap dance..wont u take me inside.... I asked playfully.

oga... Infact its usually 3 mins but becos u are new, thats is why i even added two.. You came naw..

You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber now.. This time my face don change and baba don ready

So is this what apc means here. Just five minutes,2k gone.. How much be ashi for hotel..

I was about dragging her inside when i was warned by the heavy looking bouncers to behave myself as that was the way it was done and that if i didnt know the code,why was i in the club.

Apc was a lap dance till u cum, lp was a Mouth Gig, and pdp was the real deal while the gate fee covers only watching the pole dancers .

And the end , the bouncers threw me out after i demanded for a refund that all enjoyment shld have been covered by the gate fee.

My friend came out in anger claiming he was not allowed to finish and we both retired to his room furious..


Strip club my foot !