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GreenWhiteGreen:
Just i love you ? Send her a picture like this and wait for her response.

hahaha ...

Soulmate nkor, damatol ni

Which be real, bad or good bitch again ?
A bitch can never be good.. Bitch is a derogatory term mehn..
What happened to the conveinient use of the words. Women,girl,lady,lass ??
How will he feel if someone adresses his daughter as lil bitch..
Naija celebs sha

Well done jare.


Make she leave.

If she need person wey go dey help her fight everybody wey offned her ,make she go hire body guard..

After giving her the reasonable option of reporting mata to police, she refused.

If dem con bash you now, comot like four teeth,break one leg..she go con talk am no longer doing

spoil u looks ,break up with u con still spoil ur oda chances

Na so one nairalander try scam me too

Lol.
Nice one.
At least your own better pass that one wey say e snap pics with messi

*sips kunu*

Evegran,,, evegran,,

lol.

That girl showed me pepper,,
.

She is principled on seeing the pictures of those who comment,,thats her stand tho and i respect that

Nienie:
lol

*yawns*

baby ... I want to go and sleep now ehn. Biko lock the windows and doors and tell papa nkechi to off the gen as i retire to the inner chambers,

i will spread the bedsheet and lie in wait for u on the bed .. The insecticide suppose don smell finish.. No tey for outside oo.ehn..


The rest., ..may una come try una luck.. A man can never be disturbed over his own possession..

I go get ring still con dey disturb myself.

Till tomorrow nienie.,,today as been fun but if u still want me to stay back..i will ....

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[quote author=Dyoungstar post=43027937][/quote]well done sir.,, i love the originality. Nice picture quality..
And the comedy wasnt forced... Very natural.
Kudos

Nienie:
you deserve a hug..lol

gerrahere outta here woman.. Who wants your hug.. Ehn

*she moves and careeses my head*

ehn. Ehn... You want to get me thru my weak point abi...u want

*she increases the tender caress as her soft hands roams freely on my bony chest*

chai.. Jenny..jenny ..u sha know how to get me sha .. Oh ..oh ohh ... Uh lalalaa.(the thing is sweetened me now sweet on my skin)

get your hands off me!!! .. It will not work..it will not work.


U think you can seduce me. No. Am going to iroko tree tomorrow and retrieve the ring of love from the rotten yellow lizard i killed with a catapult,

now go and sleep before i change ,my mind and go tonight..

*goes to room as i watched her lovely backside wiggle..*

...


Well ..

This is going to be a quite controversial topic

but the fact that f

Nienie:
lmao

you are laffing. Is this a laffing matter,, ehn.,.. Ehn

u have to force me to go the ways of our ancestors born before us in the olden days .

This relationship is now not sweet u afta all. I am now going to collect the ring from the dead gecko lizard mouth. Have been saving it for the rainy day.

Thank God ...it works with profile pixs as the charm community is now a global village.

Ehm.. And sorry i had to do this but this is in the interest of our children., the destiny of the world rests on it...

*Going to pick secret ring from under iroko tree.*

Nienie:

u have to force me to go the ways of our ancestors born before us in the olden days .

This relationship is now not sweet u afta all. I am now going to collect the ring from the dead gecko lizard mouth. Have been saving it for the rainy day.

Thank God ...it works with profile pixs as the charm community is now a global village.

Ehm.. And sorry i had to do this but this is in the interest of our children., the destiny of the world rests on it...

*Going to pick secret ring from under iroko tree.*


I will be back

Nienie:

to ba lo gbo ede geesi. Ma so ni ede yoruba..
Omo ele, ani mo gba tie ..ki ni se eyi omodewonwon yii naa.
. He be like say u dey like guys from turkey...
make i change location to turkey i day come abeg..

Princeparix:
I do love to compete with classcaptain for lady Nienie's heart.

Cc Naijaboiy

Men winning the competition before e d even start.. Bruhahahahahahaha

boss

Nienie:
uh..okay
so?

in my excitement.. I failed to type in my all..

The rest has now be modified in the same post..

I see poems everywhere... Poems stolen from online poetry sites... I rather painstakingly spend quality time brainstorming for the perfect choice of words, litotes, euphemism, synedoche , oxymoron and more that is clearly befitting and worthy of a true queen than go and scribble down some primary school poems as if i am to approach a ss2 girl.

The difference is clear.true quality is never done in a rush my dear

I do not have to lie .. Whatever that is gotten with lie never lasts.. This is afact u can attest to.. I dont want to make the same mistake ;(

Nienie:
You may proceed.

nienie.... Jenny.....

A good thing they say is desired by all.its like the moon.no matter how hard it tries to conceal itself,its light cannot be stopped from beaming into the path of men and leading them aright.

I know am certainly not the first among the thousands of men on a daily basis .... In the church, in the marketplace,bank,school ,eatery...

Name it..anywhere, anytime.

This is quite understandable as no reasonable full blooded man will not appreciate the supremeness in the handiwork of God in person of you..

Many of these men are rich..this a fact i cant deny. Some are so rich that they can afford to keep 2 ,3 or 4 girlfriends and none will even know.spoil them silly with this money but yet cheat on them with even less beautiful girls and even mostly ill mannered.

But here i am, average.. With only the kind of money that can maintain me and the one i truly love..with my average wealth, my last dime will be spent on the one i cherish .. She must not lack a thing. It is he who haves in excess that gives out carelessly to other girls.


Out of these men, some are extremely handsome. Full pink lips, tall,chocolate, six packs... Your perfect dream man..

The kind of men u dream of.but my dear, if wishes were horses, beggars would rise.

And here i am in my average self...with nothing in this aspect of looks than a sincere promise to work towards whatever angles needs adjustment to suit whoever my hearts quails after.. She owns me and everything i become.


Out of these men, some have a great dress sense, some extremly neat,softspoken and all.

But i tell u, while they may knock me out in all these attributes, we all know it takes more than this to keep a friendship of the body and soul to last for eternity.

What thing i can swear in all the creation of the mighty creator that this men cannot outweigh me is the love i have for you..

I will only be flattering you if i say this is the reason i love you. If i say beauty, beauty will fade away.


If i say boobs or ass, u are not a chicken.. I will sirely encouter someone with more sexy bodily features ten times more than u do... So what happens then..

Only a look at your profile picture... A feeling i never felt for anyone yet on this unknown land overwhelmed me.

Perphaps its your beauty... Or is it just infactuation.. Or its just an adrenaline rush...

Or just lust.. Yet i wonder if the inate character matches the excellent outward outlook.

Is it the deceitful trait or the true nature. How perfect it is if good character matches the your true beauty.. What a perfect woman any man can wish for ... A virteous woman ...(proverbs)

there is only but one way to find out... If i am half as good as interested meresay speak the honest heart wishes.

GIMME A SINGLE CHANCE.

I sincerely wish i didnt take the beauty from other important activities she engages in to build up her life and bore her with my long talk..


But they say the important issues on a mans mind. He holds dear... This is but a figment of my bottled up desires of a creation my mystery yet unravel and fault lies not with me..

Dare i blame destiny

Naijaboiy.

Can a guy woo a guy or is it only girls that are to be wooed

Nienie:

baby ... You are welcome oo. Sorry for disturbing your inasoquan atmosphere of queer serenity... I have an important reqiest to make to u oh lady of virtue ?

naijaboiy:
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nienie

Businessnaija:
3. Personal Hygene: This part disgust me. You will struggle to chyke a dirty babe ,yet she go still dey form ' Ah don wanna '. Werey Omo JatiJati.

lmao

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool Oga classcaptain.
You're serious right? [/color]

yes sir ..
I want to woo her for real mehn.
I need to get to my shakespearean collections asap.
Just approve yee lord :p

cutemaria:
You should focus your mind on something else. I know how it feels, but thinking about her will not in any way help matters. You can also look for a replacement and by that, I mean a new version of her.

op ... Please follow this brillant advice

I want to woo nienie
cc naijaboiys

Nienie:
Lol..gerrara here

you are very cute. No strings attached. Lol

Badfinga:
Bros its really possible to get to that point and not commit.Some weeks back this bae came into my room.after removing her underwear,she insisted we go raw.But I declined and ask her to put her clothes on.and that is it

sure bro. I agree with u on the raw issue.. Something similar happened to me too.. Omo i chase am ;

OEmiohe:
. But he keeps saving her pictures dat she displays on watup on his phone. Honestly I am pissed off and angry. This days whenever I go thru hi phone and see her piX on his I pretend as if I don't see it. But I keep wondering why he keeps saving her pix on his phone? What Do I do abt this situation pls?

which one be watup again. Na only the husband and ex dey use dat one oo

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#FE00DE]yes...on a number of occassions..[/color]

[color=#FE0070]..i love meeting strange pple.. [/color]

lol. G ..you made me laugh ..God bless u

Nienie:
if it's true...you deserve a kiss jorh

kiss me instead pls ..lol:*