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Christianity EtcRe: "You Will Die" - Johnson Suleiman To El-Rufai (Video) by ClassCaptain(m): 7:55pm On Mar 28, 2016
Even if the Gov is wrong, who is the prophet to decide who lives or die?

Is he God ?

At least, the supposed law or ban is to apply to both muslims and christians. It is only when it is crystal clear upon implementation that one religion is being favoured above the other...then,the pastor can come forward in a more logical manner of consultation and other good ways to challenge such discrimination.

Untill then
FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents And The "You Are Not Sleeping Here Tonight" Syndrome by ClassCaptain(op): 3:30pm On Mar 28, 2016
kevoh:
This one worked on me back in Jss 1. After hearing this, my grades went from Obanikoro's to an Einstein grade.
lmao..grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents And The "You Are Not Sleeping Here Tonight" Syndrome by ClassCaptain(op): 3:29pm On Mar 28, 2016
SerialDigits:
The yoruba parents best method of punishment.... They blv it's the best approach to parenting and upbringing of their offsprings
lol.

This is true...
RomanceRe: When I Kissed The World’s Most Smelling Mouth by ClassCaptain(m): 1:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
Funny
CelebritiesRe: VIDEO/PHOTOS: Majek Fashek Undressed And Danced At AY Live Show by ClassCaptain(m): 12:13pm On Mar 28, 2016
Legend ...
SportsRe: Jay-jay Okocha Shows His Class And Even Zlatan Ibrahimovic Was Impressed by ClassCaptain(m): 12:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
michiyke2003:
Somebody should help me tell buhari that we don't need change again,we need transformation,and please explain to him what transformation means before he will hang us on electric transformer. Mr lia mohammed should also be educate about transformation before he will lie about how buhari has been making plan to import electric transformer as our new need. As for professor osibanjo,please help me tell him that transformation is not about promising without actualising. We don't need change again. #Nigeriasaynotochange#
your opinion... Wrong thread...
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Having Sexual Affair With My GF Without Losing Her by ClassCaptain(m): 11:45am On Mar 28, 2016
tecnolad:
, we had this out of the world chemistry in the air, and

we brought unity between the tool located at the Southern part of our respective bodies.she always initiate the "tools uniting" session, .

thanks.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men So Selfish During Sex? by ClassCaptain(m): 10:46am On Mar 28, 2016
Jadekitana:
How come their organ becomes flaccid immediately? No matter what you do to resurrect it, it stays that way!
Its not true that when the organ is flaccid , there is nothing that can be done to ressurect it..

I thought so too, not untill a few months back
FamilyNigerian Parents And The "You Are Not Sleeping Here Tonight" Syndrome by ClassCaptain(op): 9:55am On Mar 28, 2016
A child comes back at night or does something wrong at home and the next thing the parent say is " dont come back to this house tonight. You are not sleeping in this house tonight "

This behaviour and form of discipline is common among Nigerian parents. No matter how grave the offence is ,why send a child out in the night with no one ?

Remembered the story of one of my neighbour 's son who was sent out of the house for bedwetting .. He was sent out with his mattress and left the house crying.. That was the last time they saw the boy .till date, he has not been found.

Or another girl who was always sent out of the house if she commits an offence and four months later, she became pregnant for the guy that she usually goes to his house ,anytime she is sent out. She later confessed that at times,she intentionally misbehaves knowing she will be sent out of the house in order to spend time with the guy.

Many more tales of attempted rape,attempted kidnapping and all have been associated with locking children out of the gate.

How do i forget my own experience when i was locked out of the house after watching real madrid vs barca match and returned home almost 11 30.

It was such an horrible experience. Despite the fact that my team,real madrid lost that day, i had to sleep near a nearby shop with different kind of sounds from everywhere,not minding the fierce mosquitoes and cold weather while constantly praying one of these nollywood ghosts do not attack me.

I believe locking people out of the house or telling them not to sleep in the house is not something effective as a discipline tool and should be frowned at.


What is your view ? Have you ever been locked out of the house or told not to sleep inside the house by your parents or guardian ?

Share your experience ..grin
RomanceRe: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by ClassCaptain(m): 9:14am On Mar 28, 2016
yellowbeauty:
you fine ooo
thank you..
I feeled fulfill ..wink
LiteratureRe: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ClassCaptain(op): 9:07am On Mar 28, 2016
missyQween:
Can't stop laughing.... nice story
thanks
CelebritiesRe: Orezi Celebrates His 30th Birthday Today! by ClassCaptain(m): 9:03am On Mar 28, 2016
Lalasticlala,where you con go yesterday... Person talk say u go badagry snake market ?grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by ClassCaptain(m): 11:05pm On Mar 27, 2016
menix:
Lalasticlala comot since morning say him dey go Snake Market for Badagry nd we ve not seen him since..

Could it be lala was swallowed by a python cous he was last spotted pricing a python.....
.bro. This is the funniest post av read in weeks,,,.
.
Hahahahhahha,

God bless you and your family for making laugh this hard
RomanceRe: Live Photos From Quilox Pool Party by ClassCaptain(m): 8:04pm On Mar 27, 2016
I was invited but today is easter, i no go.
RomanceRe: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by ClassCaptain(m):
I feel grateful

i feeled fuilfill

and i happy because i never EXPERRED it,,,

ehn... You know..

I think i gonna die on the line but i got the blackman blood in me,so i ROSE again
RomanceRe: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by ClassCaptain(m): 6:35pm On Mar 27, 2016
wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story crycrycry).

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof has terribly stained my shirt, the rats and mosquitoes were making jest of my skin. Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo sad
written,produced and directed by wristbangle.

To God be the glory
RomanceRe: Ladies!how Will You Feel If Your Man Is Beaten Up Because Of You? by ClassCaptain(m): 3:16pm On Mar 27, 2016
misspicy:
Se o re o grin,I dey sanrab side. make I come make we enter Bekadims?

I serious o cheesy
lol..

Whatsapp abeg.. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies!how Will You Feel If Your Man Is Beaten Up Because Of You? by ClassCaptain(m): 3:05pm On Mar 27, 2016
misspicy:
I will see and regard him as my HERO not a fcukboy like some other guys who wouldn't stand up for me cool



Classcaptain come carry me comot grin
lol.. I dey oke odo naw sef... grin.

. Where u wan make we go for the evening fellowship, rhema, winners,cac , ecwa or cele ?
RomanceRe: Ladies!how Will You Feel If Your Man Is Beaten Up Because Of You? by ClassCaptain(m): 3:00pm On Mar 27, 2016
The girl will just be like , i feel grateful.. I feel fulfilled..

.because i never experred it. Becuase he chose to die on the line insead of boats of us..

Infact,he is my jesus...i lurr him so munch
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by ClassCaptain(m): 2:36pm On Mar 27, 2016
tiaraLOVE:
Abeg what's her IG handle...all these girls on Instagram that will be selling their fake life to us.
madam_chrissie
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by ClassCaptain(m): 2:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
tiaraLOVE:
Abeg what's her IG handle...all these girls on Instagram that will be selling their fake life to us.
aye...is that you @dp
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by ClassCaptain(m): 1:44pm On Mar 27, 2016
wristbangle:
Baba, u no c say I call ur name? U are so on point. I couldn't have it better than the way u did.

Awon omo radarada! Na their type go clock 40 dey disturb young boiz 4 marriage.
lol
CelebritiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Welcome Daughter by ClassCaptain(m): 1:42pm On Mar 27, 2016
Ruthteddy:
grin cheesy wink smiley congrats to them
aye , fair lass... Why art thou enscoop the facial terrains of the make believe staff in persona of toyin aimakhu so much ?
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by ClassCaptain(m): 1:35pm On Mar 27, 2016
UIA04:
Read about it. It was recently released by some researchers
adolf was an evil leader.. 85 percent of renowned scientists and researchers that dictate the yes and no of researches and postulations in science today are jews..

That research was made up to tarnish or add more discredit to hitlers name...
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by ClassCaptain(m): 1:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
wristbangle:
Classcaptain
lol.. Abi oga wristbangle.i lie
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Disses Linda Ikeji In New Single “at The Moment” by ClassCaptain(m): 9:27am On Mar 27, 2016
omolola15:
I tire ooooo. If you don't like someone doesn't mean you shouldn't appreciate them. The guy don try for naija music industry. And na him sign my younger brother so that's enough for me.
lol .... Ose .
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by ClassCaptain(m): 9:13am On Mar 27, 2016
UIA04:
If she is from Zimbabwe with 15thousand dollars she is already a billionaire
lol, am laffing.

Hekwa hekwa kwa kwa kwa grin
CelebritiesRe: 9ice Disses Linda Ikeji In New Single “at The Moment” by ClassCaptain(m): 8:50am On Mar 27, 2016
Raziii:
All those vexing cos sm1 called nice irrelevant, please how relevant is Nice in the music of today? When last was his song a hit back to back?...lol! And for him to use that line about Linda shows he also knows he is irrelevant!
boss , i think the probelm is christine should have used the word 'not buzzing or not hot.

Relevance is not about popularity but impact..

Take seun for example. A lot of people dont know seun.. Many have never seen him or hear him speak.. Yes, you may see he is not popular but can one say because he is not popular (imagewise thus he is not relevant

relevance precedes one.. For songs from his first album like street credibility, gongo aso and more to still move the crowd anytime and anywhere it is played, damn it... 9ice is still relevant
Christianity EtcRe: Man Turns Into Dog In TB Joshua’s Synagogue Church by ClassCaptain(m): 7:41am On Mar 27, 2016
jmichlins:
I opened this thread hoping to see half dog half man as we see in nollywood only to see someone practicing a dance
lol
Christianity EtcRe: This Poster Of A Church Program Makes Me Wick by ClassCaptain(m): 7:38am On Mar 27, 2016
What is church turning to ??

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