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Can't you guys read the handwriting on the wall. This picture is pure photoshop. It's not a very good thing to criticize someone without any obvious proof that they really did such a thing.

Atleast, He's not black. Real black guys don't wear make up.

There's not much a difference. But turkey taste better and more expensive than chicken.

No doubt, funmilayo kuti is worth appearing on the said-to-be introduced N5000 note. But the problems with Nigerians is that we tends to do things like some bunch of Retarde€NS.. We've all know the kuti's family for being anti-government policies. So far, i don't think They're happy with the new thrend of introducing this said currency, and supporting it just because their grandmother's face is going to be on it will looks kinda absurb. And going against it still with their grandmother's face on it will look even more absurb. So, They've got no other choice than to haire their mind the way they feel.

It's quite unfortunate that Nigerians are acting so retarded in terms of diseminating fake news which sometimes put fear in the minds of many. I got the text also but decided to dis-regard it. It makes me feel less of a mass if i allow myself as an instrument for spreading such rumor. Remember, Rumor is as Fake and dumb as people who help spread them.

cuteonyii: Hey guys, i'm not trying to offend any body here. But sometimes my friends finds it annoying when I tell them that I do not believe in the following.

1. That someone can make me appear on a mirror and cast a spell on me.
2. That someone can tie my destiny with my picture taken to some where.
3. That I can get ill when i walk over something buried under the earth or in front of my door.
4. That someone can changed baby in the womb to something else e.g stone, tortoise, etc.
5. That dead people can come out and hunt me.
6. I can see ghost.
7. That someone can get shot at and the bullet will not get into the body.
8. That Ritual will make money fill in your room.

Is not because of religion but just they way I grew up. I was born and raised in Africa for over 30 year i'm yet to get any prove for those stuff. I strongly believe in magics and poison, but when it comes to voodoo I do not believe in that.
I have actually seen people break, chew and swallow bottle when i was in Aba. But I call those stuffs magics because thats the only thing they could do all the time. I think we Africans call most things voodoo simply because we do not have explanations to them.
What do you believe??

Please can you tell me which continent that africa is located.. For christ sake, is africa a country or a continent??

Screwface: So,after your ranting,i decided to do a lil background check on you and view all your threads to see which is front page worthy.
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Am tired of checkin plz..which of your threads do you think deserve to be on the front page?

Are you sure you checked very well, you seems miopic to me..

If the guy is 17, how old is your younger sister?

I was actually thinking the other way round. To me, it was more like.. "Guys Are U less though on skinny girls When Banging Them". Bad belle people don derail this thread..

@op You're so screwed. I'm just angry.. Whether It's because the joke was dry or because my meaningful threads haven't make the front page yet. I think the burden is now shifting to the guys this time around. This is inequality againist men. I've observe that the topic's of almost every popular girl on Nairaland ranging from Mrs Chima, ile-ife, ileke whatever almost makes the front page.. or are you thinking what i'm thinking. Hmmm.. I guess this girls are giving seun or probably any other moderator a little something special.. NO OFFENSE THOUGH!

This is a prophecy.. I'm not T.B joshua, but i forsee that the lowest denomination of currency in Nigeria will be N50. Remember this was the same thing that happened to K5 and N1 when the one thousand Naira Note was introduced. Just imagine buying a biscuite formally sold for N10 now N50. And and a Bread formally sold for N50 now about N100 or N120. "poor man don suffer"..

It is so pathetic to know that at this very age, Nigerians are glued towards that kind of mentality. (inferiority complex). One would wonder why America out of all countries, That's if not Nigeria. The thing is.. We don't tend to respect our values, pride, reputation etc.. Knowing too well that these shows hosted in the U.S is going to massively impact on their economy in one way or the other. Yet we tends to deprive such an opportunity for Nigeria to have such a Remarkable improvement. For me, It's just a matter of show-off. Because majority of Nigerias living at home that will fly over to such events are off high class. Not to talk about the average Nigerian. It dosen't just occur in terms of awards alone. Some Nigerians prefer travelling abroad, so their wife can deliver over there, as regard to the child being a citizen of that country. Not that we don't have hospitals/clinic here in Nigeria for their delivery. Or is it a matter of Money-Miss-Road! Sincerely speaking, i wouldn't be that extravagant, even if i'm the richest man in the world. If i think the money is too much for me that i can spend the way i feel, then i must be thinking the wrong way because there are people out there who can't even afford three square meals a day. I'm proud to be a Nigerian, i'm proud to be african. And i'm proud of living the Nigerian dream.

Still waiting for that day..

RCCG. Edo State province 1.

I Reserve My Comment

redcliff: See house, let me tell you a fact. People that are in the same field, no matter how far apart ehy have gone later in d future, the still know and have known themselves back in the days. pictures of pastors, even military men, (the likes of obj,ibb,buhari together). Even comedian (maleke, I go die and others) snaping pictures together. But make I ask of, T.B joshua, who were his friends back in d days?

Ans: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome!

No wonder 9ice has changed his name to Alexander!

8ogoegbunam: I got married early this year. My wife is a sweet lady,loving and caring lady.The only major problem we face in our young union is religoius issues. I was brought up in the anglican faith while she grew up a catholic. She promised me that she will attend attend the same church with me once we got married, her only condition is that I should wed her in the catholic church. Amidst great opposition from my parents who were against it initially on the basis of religion, I fullfilled my promise to her by holding our wedding in the catholic church.

After our wedding she bluntly refused to attend the anglican church. She even asked me to convert to catholic. Honestly, I am disappointed with her. We have quarreled over this issue several times. As a compromise, I told her to attend my church once a month; that she should continue attending her church. She bluntly refused ,her only condition for agreeing to my idea is that I should attend the catholic church with her sometimes.

I feel I have been conned into marriage.

She is 36 years , we are yet to have any children . Should I divorce her. I am worried about the faith of my future children.she hinted that our children whenever we have one most toe her own line in religious matters.

I stumbled upon a good evidence that one of her ex lovers is a reverend father. She is vey close to this priest who constantly bombard her with phone calls even at odd hours in the night.

I have no evidence that the affair is still on. Please I need sincere advice.

did i hear you say her ex is a reverend father?

R.I.P to those whom lost their lives..

The supply of power has tremediously improved in my area. Keep up the good work hon. Minister!

What makes you think if jonathan resigns or is been impeached sambo is gonna takeover. Can't you read the handwriting on the wall. Simple quote.. "birds of the same feathers, flock together." i guess you now know what i mean..

Though his statement might sounds kinda weird, but There's great sense in it if you view it from the other side.

Once beaten, twice shy.

The precious one

Yes i do believe dreams tell alot about the future. No proof though.

It's called bi-passing. We're all guilty. No cause for alarm.

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