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Very funny picture. Is sanusi that daft. Imagine me withdrawing N5000 from an ATM with coins of N5 each. Where am i going to put it? Hmmm... It's a good thing the govt has swim into action inorder to ensure the policy does not see the light of the day. These people no go kill us o!

acidtalk: I earlier called for Nigerians of all ages, tribe and religion to unite and kick against the introduction of the note. Weeks later Dino Melaye led others to Abuja (CBN headquaters ) to kick against it and now we have victory on our side.

View the thread below -

https://www.nairaland.com/1030089/why-n5000-note-should-kickedi

For your mind abi? As if 90% of Nigerians were not against the policy already.

This goes a long way to show that the ex-militant knows Exacly what they were fighting for. Thumbs up tompolo, you've made us proud. Keep up the good work.

She looks like teju babyface needly weded wife.

Only in Nigeria., A sitting president make such a statement. To whom exacly?

Ghanian movies is totally Rubbish. I still find it hard to believe that there movies has been ban in Nigeria. Because i'm still seeing a couple of their new movies. If i wanna watch real porn films(blue film), i know where to get one. They shouldn't make me and my family feel uncomfortable when watching one interesting movie and the next thing you see is WOW! Unclad scenes. And my dad will go like.. "Why them dey show these kind thing for tv?" Lolz.. Unlike them, Nigerian movie(Noolywood) is nothing different. Gone are the days when Noolywood act sensitive movies. Even, i recently watched one titled "Girls Cot." and the new one "The Lesbians." Both movies protrays act of lesbianism whereby the government will sit down and do Nothing. What was the 14yrs jail term meant for? Must they catch them doing it before they swim into action. Which one is more pathetic.. Two lesbians making love unknowingly in a secret room or A bunch of Retardeen$ who act and circulate it like a virus around the country and other parts of the world. It is high time the government swim into action and implement policies that will restrict movie makers from corrupting the minds of many. Especially the young ones(teenagers). Also policies regarding areas of religion. Majority of us are aware of the protest that erupted in some part of the middle east and North africa. This i believe will help checkmate the level of religious violence in the country. And create a better welfare for each and everyone of us.

The victim was really clever. Hope the girl is going to serve jail term.
#justwondering

They shouldn't just sweep this case inside the carpet. It should be thoroughly investigated. May their souls rest in peace.

Very soon. We'll hear they've ban the use of condom. Mcheew.. Funny people. They should better not start what they can't finish. Because prohibiting smoking in public places, is like taking the life out of smokers.

No. There's no way it can be done. It depends on the spermatozoa that first hit the ovary. There're thousands of cells in the sperm. It's kinda of competition. It can either be a male or female spermatozoa. Or probably both making it double(twins).

Well, it was a mis-understanding. But They're both the same. Pastor chris okotie, Pastor chris oyakhilome. What a prefect name to run a church business.

...and is there any sea in Naija. Please this should be in the joke section.

This is tragic! Hope no live lost?

Do people still see that "actor" in quote as a pastor. I've said it before, the only thing that can push me to christ embassy is because of their ladies. Gosh! That church has some pretty looking babes.

I'm not a medical expert, Neither i'm a a doctor. But i do know that doctors can determin the sex of an unborn child through a machine.(Don't know what It's called) the woman has to go for a test, and it'll be done.

This is a nice move. But why must it take 170years before they realise that There's need to establish a site in badagry, where christianity was first preached in Nigeria. However, It's a good thing to know that with these number of years we've been able to go global. No doubt, Nigeria has produced some of the worlds most popular pastors. Notwithstanding the fact that christianity is a borrowed religion.

achi4u: But of what did they (pregnant women) want to go to oyiboland to give birth to their kids?


African mentality

inorder to gain the countrys citizenship.

Nigeria has gone a long way without bakassi. 10years no be beans. Since the international court judgement handed over bakassi to cameroon. I guess we just forget about it. Further interest might add to the crisis we have already.

Child Trafficking and prostitution in diaspora is not the best way to make money. The problem sometimes is from the parents. So desperate to push their children into this notorious act. Thereby making money there and sending it to them back home. Notwithstanding the fact that they're the ones(the girls) to suffer from the implications. Atleast after satisfaying a number of huge guys with naturally endowened joystick. But sincerely speaking, this non-sense has to stop. Say No to child trafficking, Say No to prostitution. And Say Yes to life.

BBC Always poke-nosing to other peoples business.. Mcheew...

I'm not a medical expert but i'd advise that you guys feed effectively. Eps. with food of great nutrient. And try to talk more and play less with him. I think That'll do.

Merh! That'll be cool. Infact It's gonna be my special recipe when i eventually gets to school. I CAN'T COOK O!.

I like the personality of this dude. The epitome of a patriotic Nigerian.

Since i didn't make the list. Why should i bother. Mcheew..

I waka pass..

Are they still protesting sef? Abeg! Make them go sleep jooo.. But seriously, i'm still waiting to an convince that islam is really a religion of peace.

I'll Prefer A Female Interviewer. Reason being that, i'm good looking and charming. Wouldn't be a bad thing if i give her some eye reaction.(Not everybody working today really have the qualifications, the looks is attached to it.) Ladies love guys that can sweep them off their feet. Especially when you are in the same company.