₦airaland Forum

The cassava ministry is moving to the permanent site.

Pastor Tunde Bakare, the Fela Kuti of our time.

That's a welcome development.

Atleast one should still be loaded. You know what i mean.

dasparrow: @Post

Wow! Nigeria has really changed from the Nigeria I used to know. This is Sad.

very sad it is..

ebere1712: Stop whining. Do something bout it.

..and what do you actually expect me to do. I think corruption has caved in to almost every aspect of our everyday life and the only day to get out of it is change. Unlike that, i don't see us going anywhere.

afam4eva: The show looks kinda boring.

Yeah! Very boring. I even slept off.

floriana: A country where a man who reasons with his anus and is guided by dictates of his illiterate wife instead of the constitution is elected president. A country where same electorates will expect the same ideotic president to perform beyond his simpleton capacity and when he cannot, they begin to criticise him. A country where the same man is angling to contest in 2015 and where he will still win with the appeal to be allowed to learn to use the shoes he used 4 years to acquire. Mtcheeeew.

quite funny but true..

Acidosis: I think we are over-reporting issues in this country. .

some of the things you wrote there may be true. . .though

atleast 99.9% of them are true..

[b]Nigeria to me is indeed a mere geographical territory., below are some of the problems affecting this nation.

1. Nigeria, a country that is just address by name, but the populace are never united.
2. ..a country that human trafficking in diaspora seems to be the business of the day.
3. ..a country that is bless with mineral resources, yet the Rulers not "Leaders." are yet to establish a refinery to process it's raw materials.
4. ..a country where laws are made to favour the rich and punish the poor.
5. ..a country that it's senate receives more salaries than the president of America.
6. ..a country that billions of Naira has been pumped into electricy, yet we have no stable power supply.
7. ..a country that always has mass failure in external examinations. E.g waec, neco etc..
8. ..a country that refers to it's super chickens as "Super eagles."
9. ..a country that has discrimination against women in politics.
10. ..a country that has the possibility that a woman will not become the president in 50yrs Ahead.
11. ..a country that it's youths has turn a holy day "SUNDAY." into a day when they go out clubbing and banging away their lives.
12. ..a country that it's first lady is someone i will describe as a "BottleBreaker." no be me talk am o!
13. ..a country that it's citizens are ashamed of speaking their local dialet.
14. ..a country which tends to deceives it's people that it's official language is English. Whereas, it's our Naija lingua franca (Pidgin.)
15. ..a cotntry that it's youth has coined a name (NAIJA) to call it because of the Bad influence the it's original name has outside.
16. ..a country where suicide bombings is now the talk of the day.
17. ..a country that it's silly senate were trying to legalise prostitution, when we have other problems facing this nation. E.g insecurity, poverty etc..
18. ..a country that it's citizens in diaspora will refer to it as africa.
19. ..a country that a man/woman of 40 is still in the university.
20. ..a country that a young girl of 16 is already thinking of abortion.
21. ..a country that everyone want to become a politician inorder to eat from the national cake.
22. ..a country where their is no true love without money.
23. ..a country that is true african for true african time.
24. ..a country where homosexualism/lesbianism is now the talk of the day.
25. ..a country where there is increasing mass number of unemployed persons.
26. ..a country which is bless with talented and creative people, but there is no government to support.
27. ..a country that has low reading culture.
28. ..a country where kidnapping and juju-ism is now the business of the day.
29. ..a country where a mad man will be controlling traffic and normal people will obey.
30.. ..a country where secret cult is now becoming a religion. (Afterall, they do sing patrol songs as praises).
31. ..a country where a girl will be Molested either in the university or elsewhere because she refused to date a guy.
32. ..a country where a girl of 12/13 is already banging in uncompleted buildings and in secondary schools.
33. ..a country where there is continious religious crisis.
34. ..a country where a politician will embezzle billions of Naira, yet justice won't prevail.
35. ..a country where funny names of churches is now diversified. E.g fist of fury ministry, chukwudi and sons ministry (aba) and lastly Jesus never fvck up ministry (Benin).
36. ..a country where it's NDLEA now detect satanna for drugs..
37. ..a country where a graduate in medicine is working in the Bank.
38. ..a country where it's ladies tend to form and forget where they are from.
39. ..a country where 200 officials, and up to 50 athletes were sent to and olympic event. YET NO MEDAL.
40. ..a country where it's civil-servant won't go to work for about 2weeks and will still get full pay at the end of the month.

Add Yours!![/b]

I'm quite suprised with the way Nairalanders are just dishing the PHCN. I thought i once saw a thread where most Nairalanders were hailing the power sector for constant supply of electricity. Even in my area, we've had stable supply of power for the past week now. The light don't usually go off. Even when it does, it dosen't take long before it is been restored.

Dbanj talk about oyato and forget about oliver twist. That wan don turn miss call..

Ricky_Ross: lie lie lie...
Thats a lie, am not sure if rihana has ever dated any Nigerian guy, so the pic is either rihana as a kid or her look alike...
wetin rihana pikin go dey go for 9ja Abi she be born troway

off key!

The kid really looks like Rihanna, but why all the make-up. Abi them wan turn her to small ashawo..

Delafruita: where did jesus say that?

must jesus say everything, can't you use your common sense.

Even if she wasen't disqualified, What's the proof She'ws gonna win anyways.

I can do anything, but not everything.

Can't you read the handwriting on the wall. He didn't write all that. It was copy and paste.

God help us!

Tell me It's not MTN again.. I definately can't fall for this cheap fraud!

...of what benefit is he doing that for.. SMH

Study criminology

Everybody knows my username

Tragic it is! ...and people will still consume blood honey's produce by those bees..

Someone should please tell sanusi that the higher the currency of a county the lesser the value. If you doubt me, go to Ghana.

@op and you think those things you wrote won't involve money..

I can't speak my language. I only understand a bit. i feel so ashamed of myself, but anyways, It's all good. It's part of life.

Personally, i think the church is more important. I can read in my domain and still understand.

Switkid87: A man once said dat d best place 2 hide ur secret in nigeria is in d buk and i blv cuz naigerians no longa rid... To amazement d library is d most important

please learn to write in simple english.

He was gonna get fired anyways.. Wish him all the best!

Nepotism

I just don't get it!