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BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by clericuzzio(m): 7:25am On Aug 15, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Obadiah Honours DSS Invitation Over Comments On Insecurity by clericuzzio(m): 8:00pm On Aug 12, 2020
kadas01:
If his source of intelligence is credible, then the DSS should do the needful by ensuring that the sponsors of boko haram and other murderous crime are apprehended and prosecuted no matter how highly placed they are!!


Posterity would always be there to judge!!
Seems you're not Living in Nigeria.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Inspired Your Moniker? by clericuzzio(m): 7:35pm On Aug 12, 2020
Makavelli25:
Well,when you log on to nairaland,you see some types of moniker that make you wonder the kind of person behind it.
thesourcer, explorer, fulaniherdsman, pussyeater,ifucktoto, onebottle, and even lalasticla.la am wondering what's the inspiration behind your moniker.

Do you mind sharing it with us


TAG ANY WIERD MONIKER TO COME AND EXPLAIN TO US


****MODIFIED****

Well Tupac Amaru Shakur inspired mine. I love his music
I love 2Pac, I love him like a brother.
But I must tell you and all others this, I love Don Clericuzzio more(Last Don)
Really changed my mentality on business, Love, Politics and family.
FamilyRe: Betting Has Landed Me Into N600k Debt! by clericuzzio(m): 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2020
yocreo:
In Need Of A Serious And Sincere Advice

Hi Nairanlanders,

I would have loved pour out all I'm going through but posting about personal issues can be really boring to some people and also, some might think this is some sort of competition cos of the rate at which people speak about their ordeals lately. I have done something really terrible which I personally go crazy anytime I think of it to my mom. All I feel right now is depression, anxiety, unhappiness and frustration that I'm afraid I may do something crazy. However, I'm in need of a serious advice and counselling from concerned people. I'm willing to let everything out... I NEED HELP, I'M SO GOING NUTS!!!

MODIFIED: Since many are of the opinion that I type it here, I'm going to do it..


December 2018, a boy in my neighborhood who is also like a relative started making some savings with me, unfortunately that was the time I started betting as well. I used to be very trustworthy when it comes to managing people's money that's why he entrusted his money in my care.

Betting later got the best of me, I used part of the money to bet, that was how this ordeal started. In the quest of refunding the money I used on betting, I kept losing the more. I lost up to 90k before coming up with a lie of how the money was stolen in my forex trading account but I promised to refund the money.

While trying to refund the money I kept losing the little I had with me till I got hold of my mom's bank account, this started around October last year. I kept using my mom's money and the loss kept accumulating. I was able to recover the loss on my mom's bank account before 2019 ended. Now to 2020, the boy kept asking for his money, I had to return to using my mom's money again as I had no other hope of getting the money.. how I wish I had told my mom about the whole thing when it was still amendable. Fast forward to today, I have used virtually all my mom's bank savings from betting to forex trading without her knowledge.

When she noticed about the error in her account, I had to lie I helped her fix her account as she doesn't make withdrawals from her account  cos she's a trader who doesn't use her bank savings for her business.. I'm finished now, I lied to her the duration of the fix is 4 months and she's expecting the money with return by August ending.

Together with the money I owe the other boy, I'm in over 600k debt... I seriously don't know how I got here, I wish I can turn back time, I feel drained... I don't know what to do with my life, I feel like I have failed the woman who has always shown me nothing but love and care. I failed her, I failed the woman who has always trusted me to be a good son.  I even had to lie to her! Each time I think of telling her about everything, I get sick. I can't keep on going this way.. I just want this to end. I'm really SAD
I feel your pain bro. But one thing you should know is that one can hardly get rich from betting except you're the bookmaker. Learn your lesson, desist from any form of betting or forex.
Seek employment so you can atleast ppay the boy in your neighbourhood his money while you sort out that of your mother.

My one cent
Christianity EtcRe: How Satan Crumbles A 21st Century Marriage by clericuzzio(m): 10:38am On Aug 09, 2020
Kalatium:
God created the family concept as the cornerstone of His Church & Kingdom on earth . The children of a “healthy family” stand a much better chance at procreating and producing the next generation of healthy families and healthy productive societies.

Healthy families make disproportiately larger contributions to society. Economic growth, pay more taxes, moral stability, love, joy & peace in the Holy Spirit, the internet is FULL of evidence that children from broken families suffer terribly & generally under achieve.

Satan wants to destroy this corner stone of a healthy society. He sets out to destroy and who are more vulnerable than the youths. He entices us with premarital sex through social media, news, movies, erotic books, articles etc. Our young guys and young girls see it as a status quo, children of 10 years are even experimenting.

Youths want to feel among, within their peers. A guy feels he has arrived and starts chasing anything under skirts, whenever he is able to have his way with a girl, he is applauded. On the other end, especially in SS class A Girl feels she is very hot and can get any guy, she sees sex as an adventure and fun. This becomes worst in higher institutions.

This is how the devil is gradually succeeding. She starts sleeping with different guys in the name of fun, any guy who underperforms is seen as a disgrace and not man enough. This pressure guys into taking all kinds of substance such as Vega(sildenafil), aphrodisiacs and miscellaneous just to last long in bed and give her the best orgasm.

Adverse effects of promiscuity/premarital sex
As a Christian you already know premarital sex is a sin against God. This is the spiritual aspect of it, i do not want to repeat what you must have known before. Here i will like you to see the Physical and Medical Adverse effects of such lifestyle.

Psychological effects
As people keep having premarital sex they see themselves catching fun and getting the pleasure they want. However, they do not understand something in going on within them. In Promiscous individuals, brain chemicals such as PhenyEthylAmine & Oxytocin are depleted after 3 or 4 sexual unions, which make them physically incapable to deeply bond with their future spouse.

Risk of Infection
In their youthful exuberance young people enjoy diving raw but never seems to think about the repercussion. Although you might probably be lucky enough to escape any deadly disease but prevention is better than cure. Don’t destroy your good health with Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, or the dreaded HIV/AIDS.

Complications
Abstenance is the best contraception. No matter the contraceptives, the safest sex is marital sex. Contraceptives have the following side effects such as Intermenstrual spotting= Breakthrough vaginal bleeding common between expected periods, Nausea, Breast tenderness, Headaches and migraine, Weight gain, Mood changes, Missed periods etc

Many ladies end up having countless abortion some died, some nearly died while others end with a damaged womb leading to childless marriage.

Unwanted pregnancy
As far as a sex happens and a man ejaculates, pregnancy should be expected. Some guys get girls Pregnant and run away leaving her to be a single mum. Some ladies in the process gets pregnant and in fear of losing their womb after multiple abortions decides to keep the baby, this leads to unwanted pregnancy further leading to unwanted marriage.

Most times they never planned to get married, they end up being frustrated. Most times the guy is yet ready and is not capable of being a father. A pastor was shared a story of how he tried to make his wife to abort their first born child because he was not ready to marry, all the pills his wife took didn't work and she ended up giving birth. He had to marry her.

Lies
As a lady gets older, her biological clock kicks resulting in sudden decline of male suitors at this point she is pressured to marry. A Promiscuous lady seeing that her lifestyle has not attracted men with the intention of marrying her will decide to “change her ways” and become “conservative” in the hope of snarring a “nice man”, good provider & good father.

She then LIE about her Sexual Past, because she wants to be loved for the “Changed Person she is NOW” She becomes sister Nkechi who is a prayer warrior and attends every church program.
This is to lure in a man to marry her. Some will go to the entend of lying they are virgins only for the husband to marry her and be shocked. The Marriage then falls apart in one week because of lies. Or he later founds out she can't give birth because she destroyed her womb through abortions.

Unsatisfied sexual life
Sometimes she may not lie she is a virgin but pretends she never had multiple partners. The Husband being deceived she is decenr will feel the luckiest man alive. However, when wify finally has sex with her husband., she is bored out of her mind with his performance in bed, because Every Single Previous Lover outperforms her pathetic husband .
She begins to miss..
Makanaki: “who could go at it all night”
John: “who could give her multiple orgasms”
Zaddy: “who was better endowed”
Paul: “who was much more experience”
Or Falz: “who gave her WILD SEX . . . a preference that Hubby is totally unaware of.

Risk of extramarital affairs
Some wives start affairs, because of the Dead Bedroom Husband “my husband cannot meet my sexual needs I FELT the need to FEEL ALIVE AGAIN "," my husband is a 5minutes man". Affair is guaranteed to give her the endomorph rush that she craved during her promiscuous years. She then begins to cheat with her ex or a Neighbour and then refuse the Husband sex.
And there you have it, the emasculated husband caught in a sexless marriages i.e satan’s plan for marriages.

In the other end, the man gets married but his wife is boring in bed, he wants all the sexual styles he can think of but she is not willing to give in to his denands. He then gets a side chick to fulfill his sexual fantasies.

Unhappy marriage/seperation/divorce
Inevitably satan bides his time for an opportunity to expose her lies at the time in her marriage, she either gets caught cheating or the truth about her past gets revealed leading to cataclysmic consequences for her & the children (if there is).
The Husband then realizes his Entire Marriage was a big scam by this time he is sexually frustrated and very resentfull of his frigid wife the knowledge & MENTAL IMAGES that his wife had threesomes at college – One Night Stands with random guys, is psychologically too much for him to bear and he starts to cheat as revenge/ or seperate from his wife.

A man due to his previous excapades during his premarital life may want to taste other women because he is getting bored with having only one woman, he then ends up inpregnating a side chick or ends up contracting a disease.

As you can see premarital sex puts you at a disadvantage not only spiritually but physicially and healthwise.

Therefore brethren, abstain from premarital sex.
Satan doesn't even know if you exist. He has other things to keep his time valuable than seeking people like you
FamilyRe: Who Needs A Wife? by clericuzzio(m): 8:20am On Aug 04, 2020
Faithfulnse:
I'm a single mom of 21,Hard working slim and cute. I want to settle down and need a responsible guy that's ready too.
Pix or adonbliv it
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op): 7:09am On Aug 03, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Where did you find this? undecided
When did Moses learn magic? undecided
How did you know Moses didn't do magic?
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op): 11:10pm On Aug 02, 2020
Besides the book is all about calling on angels and demons for good and bad purpose
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op):
BackllGodNaija:
Yes he did... He was a cultist so one of his cult members gave him the book while he was in school. He didn't read it but left it on the table in his room at school to head back home. Only to find the book waiting for him when he got home. It made him go insane...It happened twenty years ago so it'd be pretty much impossible to get that same one now.
Did he get mad even when he didn't read the book. This is a very big fat heavy lie joor

This is how you guys peddle fake stories
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op): 6:24pm On Aug 02, 2020
BackllGodNaija:
Had a friend who once ran mad after reading it but I've also heard about some who didn't react that way, so who knows how you'd react between the two?
Are you sure your friend ran mad as a result of reading such book.
Please retrieve that particular one your said friend read and give to me
Christianity EtcRe: The Journey Of Soul by clericuzzio(m): 10:55pm On Jul 31, 2020
I really do enjoy the wisdom in the quyrd of Sri Harold(The Mahanta
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op): 10:18pm On Jul 31, 2020
Mineisgrace:
Put your faith in God and God alone. Stay AWAY from majic
but moses whom you revere did magic
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op): 4:45pm On Jul 31, 2020
Have you seen anyone who has run mad as a result of reading the book. All those lies are meant to keep you away from Knowledge
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by clericuzzio(m): 12:03pm On Jul 31, 2020
GrandMufti:
I doubt there's a MIUI port for this particular device.

If you desperately need MIUI ROM, buy a Xiaomi phone or any Snapdragon chip phone
Thanks alot
Christianity EtcRe: Where Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op): 11:30am On Jul 31, 2020
I'm in need of it that's why I asked.

If you know any place I can get it pls link me
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by clericuzzio(m): 11:20am On Jul 31, 2020
GrandMufti:
Screenshot the about section of your phone

Christianity EtcWhere Can I Get The Original 6th & 7th Book Of Moses by clericuzzio(op):
Hello All Esoteric lovers,

I have always been fascinated by the stories surrounding the use of the 6th and 7th books of Moses.

Most of the versions I find online are just abridged and are really not complete with the proper instructions.

I would appreciate if anyone can point can point me to a good occult store in Lagos, so I can purchase it.

Preferably the one used by the O.

Thanks

PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by clericuzzio(m): 9:49am On Jul 31, 2020
Good day,
I would like to change the MIUI of my phone doogee Y8 ( android 9.0) to any 9.0-10.0 Xiaomi MIUI that is compatible to my phone.

I need directions and also the files to download
FamilyRe: Boy Becomes 'Calm Down' Ambassador After "Mummy Calm Down" Viral Video by clericuzzio(m): 1:36am On Jul 30, 2020
Na nonsense now dey make Person blow for naija
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by clericuzzio(m): 7:35pm On Jul 16, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
just like ladies can date who they desire, men also should stay away from goldigging good for nothing women.

there is nothing wrong with a stingy man, and people should stop trying to make them look like there is something wrong with them. if a man earns money, he has all the right to decide how to spend his money. NOBODY (especially broke women) has any right to demand that he spends HIS money the way some deluded stranger deems fit.

as the proud chairman of the NL "money dont grow on trees" club, i can assure you, if a woman has the audacity to call anybody stingy, then simply reply to her:" biitch, since you think that money grows on trees, then why dont you spend YOUR money... and shut your dirty mouth, instead of thinking that MY money is "your" money"

the best way for a man to be broke is by wasting his money trying to impress good for nothing women that havent worked a day in their lives and dont know the VALUE of money.
How I wish I could give you a thousand likes for this.
PoliticsRe: Enugu State Constructing Bypass From Neke To Eha-amufu by clericuzzio(m): 7:07am On Jul 13, 2020
zombieTRACKER:
You have a problem... And I advice you to seek help before it becomes too late..
Every thread to you must be a di*k measuring contest... Why bring Ganduje here.. A man seen all round the world stuffing dollars up his dirty as*s..

Get a life
Oga goan sit down. How can a state gov build such substandard roads and you expect people to be clapping for him.
Does that road look standard to your sight
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by clericuzzio(m): 9:39pm On Jul 12, 2020
[quote author=jahtyme post=91643944][/quote]It's sold already. The deal was swift
CareerRe: I Wa by clericuzzio(m): 4:22pm On Jul 12, 2020
Use that money to purchase the desired skill tutorial on Udemy. Or Lynda
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by clericuzzio(m): 8:59am On Jul 12, 2020
Good day all,

MTN is at their whims again.
First I did a subscription on June 21, 20GB data. I was surprised that in less than a week the data got exhausted. I said ok.
Yesterday I did another subscription for 9GB and was trying to register on some websites, as well as check nairaland and Facebook on PC. To my greatest surprise, 9GB of data dropped to 200+ MB. I complained on the twitter handle only for me to be told it's heavy data usage.
Fellow nairalanders, is nairaland.com a heavy site.
I decided to use the remaining data on phone to just check WhatsApp messages as well as Facebook and nairaland, only for me to see my data is remaining less than one hundred MB.

This is daylight robbery and our useless NCC can't prove these criminal act by MTN.

It's so saddening I may leave my MTN SIM for the next one year without subscription to see if the criminal act will stop.

Peace
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