doggedfighter:
Not a big deal.



Any child that calls you father is your child.


It makes no difference at all !


What's the crying for ?

May this happen to you

Fira09:
Which stupid trending challenge........are they even up to 100.

POWER TO PETER OBI,

ON PETER OBI MANDATE WE STAND GIDIBAN,

OBIDIENT is better than Tinubu.

Sacrifice

postbmd:


We hear, grammer teacher

grammar not Grammer.

Persephone1:
Mine is :

Mouth odour

Invisible bulge, I hate dots

Excessive display of material things.

Lack of respect and finesse.

Talking too much


I will add more later.

All these just for a vagina.

How much can a girl do for a guy

Quintopia:


Things are far cheaper in Nigeria than in Ghana dude.

You need to see how expensive things are in Ghana now, even food.

Boys are not smiling there at all.

just return some weeks back. Ghana is very tough right now. imagine buying BEL-aqua for 2ghc. ordinary bottled water.

Malta guiness is 6 ghc

rush is 3ghc
5star is 3 ghc
coca cola is 5ghc

fuel my tank with 10.50 ghc/litre. this is terrible. cefa now stronger than the cedis.

they massively voted Aku Fado just for him to chase away Nigerians, now karma is hunting them.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Love the landscape.. natural.. everything green..you hairline is bae too.. plus eyebrows..

is that yeye guy that always complain of his nostril. waka

atheistconverta:
So it's now wrong to advise someone who made a wrong choice? It's only an Antichrist that would think such a thing and be attacking those who do so. You would also attack Jesus if He were here as the Pharisees did to Him for correcting them.

Modified: Sorry for taking you seriously. I never knew you were an agent of the devil.

Yes. You are absolutely delusional and derainged.
What has your choice brought you? Since you are in the right path.
I have no issues with Jesus Christ, I believe in him as well cos I do call to him in prayers..But that doesn't mean I should see those who follow their traditional practice as lost or whatever you bigots may call it.

Yes. I am of the devil. I now have my copy of the said book and I am loving it

buckeyemedia:
Nonsense quack lawyer, he is definitely going to Prison.

The Secessionist jumped bail & was on the run for 3 years, now you are talking of accelerated hearing, you want the Court to dance to your tune?

Bunch of Clowns, feeling more important than you really are.

You're a big fool..If you keep on using this outdated narrative

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donestk:
1. Bar maid

2. Hotel receptionist

3. Banker

4. Nurse

5. Fuel pump attendant

6. Customer service

7. Online sales

8. Marketer

9. Masseur

10. Restaurant

11. Personal assistant

12. Secretary

...add yours.

even teaching jobs. they talk rot when they are together.

I love her coz she's brief .

guobe:
I have a very close relation that refused his wife from working because he felt if she starts working and earning well she may nolonger regard him. Is it true that when women start having money they nolonger regard their husband.

it depends on how you handle her.

1101288212 Kuda.

better late than never.

OP make sure you cross-check monikers very well. some BAT are now claiming OBI-dient.

See my own. Since last year

Me na Golden Melon dey craze me now

Keep rejecting the men coming your way. Na when your shoulder pads drop, your eyes go open.
The. you will start singing: Baba carry me dey go my husband house

evangmx:
I just lost my job like 2 months ago. I use my car to do can work. My wife works as well. And we have 2 children.

I want you to tell me the truth am I doing bad or good?

I pay all the bills at home, I still give out 15k every week for food.

But my wife still complain. I don't know what she use her salary to do. All I know is that she use to wear new cloth every Sunday and new shoes. And buys cloth for the children once in a while.

Pls tell me if am doing bad.

So what standard did you set for your marriage before getting into it?
Are you coming here to tell us this for your validation.

Marriage is set on your own terms and not on what people say on SM..You married your wife and didn't post on SM neither did the people in SM attend.

So go take care of your issues

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

idiot.

after supporting ancestor, now you japa

And do you think the whole 707k votes are entirely yorubas.

It's like saying if The New voter registration in Lagos is 1M, all of them are Yorubas..
Be dreaming

instead of the ancestor to go and rest

GooseBump:
This is my 4th time being to church this year. Not because of nothing, but because of my busy schedule. I've forgotten the last time I prayed sef.

The reason for the post was that, I've been having dreams about rapture since years back, but I just brush it off anytime I woke. The last one i had was like this. I saw myself in a big church, probably we were having a big crusade. Then suddenly one of the female ushers went missing. She was someone I knew. The husband was worried, we discovered she was the only missing. people started calling in and that's when we knew it was rapture. One person out of multiples was taken for rapture.

I woke up and as usual, I brush it off.
Getting to church today, I already missed the Sunday school. The bible passages that was read was Luke 27 which talked about how two people will be on a bed, one will be taken and the other will be left behind, two on the farm.
We all know the story.

So my question is, Are you prepared?

Go your own rapture and leave others to their own belief.

For me death doesn't signify the end of one's existence.. Hope you know African Spirituality believes in reincarnation.

So for every soul to transit, it goes back to its source and learns of it's past life's.

atheistconverta:
Sorry for your pain whatever it is but it's not the Op that caused it. Go for check up to find out what and where it hurts you, so you don't suffer heart attack for something else thinking it was the Op that caused it.

You are delusional. So someone doesn't have a choice to follow any path he or she desires.

Mulato

jesusjnr2020:
Winners Chapel Pastor Turned Babalawo: The Devil Lied To You And You Believed It

This is my response to the following thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7158807/why-resigned-job-pastor-winners

This is not intended to judge or condemn you, but to tell you the truth so the truth would make you free.

Being a former pastor, you should already know that the thief never comes to a man except to steal, kill and destroy him.

You already know what happened to mankind in the beginning when they chose to believe the lies of the devil instead of the Truth of God. It was the worst single decision mankind ever made, as humanity is yet grappling with the damning repercussions of such actions up til this very day.

I don't have any qualms with you resigning from your position in Winners' Chapel over poor treatment from your superiors there. You're not the first to do so, as many Winner's Chapel pastors have also complained about similar issues, including some pastors who were sacked not too long ago, to show it's indeed an area of concern the leaders of the church need to look into.

But turning from a pastor to a babalawo because some voices you knew very well were of the devil, were speaking to you and telling you that you're a babalawo by design? Haba!

You ought to know better than that!

You aren't the first person the devil would tell such lies to and you wouldn't be the last.

A neighbor of mine had suffered much more than you in the hands of the devil. She almost died herself on several occasions because of demonic attacks. They also tried to kill her newborn son.

She was told severally, that she was supposed to take the place of her late dad who was an occultist even though he repented before his death.

Once, on her way back from market last year, inside a commercial bus, they appeared and started talking to her from behind that she'd be fine and promised her many things, if she accepts to become one of them, but she still rejected their offer and told them, "NO"!

She knew that even though she was yet suffering, that it would be like moving from frying pan to fire considering what happened to her dad at the end, so she held firm.

Today, she's already reaping the rewards of her decision to reject Satan, as God healed and delivered her, and has begun to use her to serve the real purpose of her life, after she's started taking her spiritual life more seriously, which is to draw men to Himself.

It's not been easy and straightforward because the devil would always try to frustrate and discourage anyone who decides to serve God's purpose for her life, but God has proven Himself faithful and strong to her that she's grateful to Him and also encouraging others to do same.

So gentleman, you made a big mistake to fall for the lies of the devil about you.

You're not a Babalawo by design. It's a lie from the pit of hell, because you're meant to serve God with your life not the devil.

Do not be deceived by how things might seem presently because, trust me, you're surely going to regret this your decision at some point. I hope it's not too late for you to correct it by then though.

Come back to God while you still can because God still loves you.

I'd be praying for you meanwhile.

God bless.

Oga Jesusjnr,
Who are you to judge him? You people behave as if you know God but you know nothing about him.
If you like type this trash on Facebook, propagate it on Twitter or sponsor it on radio stations, you are still ignorant of the knowledge of God. So keep your fucking and senseless opinion to your fucking self

madridguy:
This is to make their sweet love more merry.

Chai, make I no yearn wetin dey my mind. I remember one verse for Quran that works more than magic for love If you know you know.

Yarn abeg

nairavsdollars:
Let's just congratulate Atiku in advance as our next president in 2023

Just fall in love with a dreamer

IamWonderful:
Despite all the wanton killing and destruction in Igbo land, this one is using his imo state people to play table tennis

Aswear. He is just so insensitive to the hardship faced by imolites.

Arant Nonsense

ogododo:


https://punchng.com/russia-ukraine-crisis-fuelling-surge-in-food-prices-buhari

Always giving excuses for his ineptitude..

Thanks

Mandate2023:
D same obi pandora......have been saying it, he won't win 1 state even in south east

OBJ dey catch cruise

We have heard you.

BabalawoPikin:
peter obi was my state governor. no achievement! though i dont like to support politicians but i rather vote for a tinubu who made lagos a home for all

A disgruntled element. We know say you be afonja

jesusjnr2020:
One Subtle Sin That Would Take Many Christians To Hell

It is unforgiveness because Jesus said:

Matthew 6:14-15 (KJV)

For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

Moreover, this saying of Jesus was in addition to what He had already said about forgiveness in His teaching about how to pray.

Matthew 6:12 (KJV)

And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

However despite the emphasis Jesus placed on the matter of forgiveness, that He reiterated it to show how important it was, many who claim to be His followers still take it lightly, as if Jesus was making a big deal about nothing or didn't know what He was talking about.

The deceptive thing about unforgiveness is its very subtle nature. It seems as though it's normal and not a consequential sin as the others which could take a person to hell, hence many Christians taking it for granted.

However unknown to them, is the fact that it is perhaps the biggest and most influential sin of all, because it's a sin that has the capacity to retain every other sin one has committed, including those one had repented of, as God would not forgive anyone his trespasses if he doesn't forgive others theirs as Jesus had said.

And if God doesn't forgive a person his own sins because he doesn't forgive others theirs, that means the person is surely hell bound.

That's what makes unforgiveness such a dangerous sin.

God bless

Heavens PRO abi constitution maker. We haff hiad yiuuuuuuu

BoredBerry:
Just came back from the market... Went there with my landlord's son... This afternoon he saw me going out and asked where I was heading to... Told him... He asked if he could accompany me and I said yes! He was getting a few things too (a mop and buckets and so on...)

I've never spoken to him before... I thought he was an arrogant self-absorbed snub... Not my type... He's a few years older... I'm nineteen so he's between twenty one to twenty three... Very fair... Has curly hair which he dyed dirty blond but left the roots black... Pierced both ears... Dad is a police man... So it's insane he allows his son go out looking like a yahoo boy...

Anyways... He and I trekked a little... We barely spoke... I was extremely shy...

We stay in a very quiet predominantly hausa- fulani- yoruba muslim community... After some minutes we finally stopped a bike... He said we would ride together... I told him 'No'... I never tried that sh** with my exes and sure a as hell wouldn't start with him... But after waiting to no avail... I relented...

It was uncomfortable and extremely exciting! Being really close to cute guy! A lot of bad thoughts but I was also scared a neighbour would see he and I and report us to my mum...

We got to the market which is extremely disorganized! We split up... He went his own way to get what he wanted to buy... And I went to the stalls selling tomatoes and pepper and bought some onions from a mallam...

He and I met again... He asked if I was done so we would head back to our compound together... I told him I had to grind them cause the blender at home was faulty...

In the market... There's a section where yoruba women grind tomatoes or egusi etc... We got there... The lady I chose cause her engine was the cleanest started to tease us... My landlord's son is an aje-butter... He was choking turning red...

It felt good... Cause he was a bit humiliated which made me confident...

The woman asked if we were dating... I couldn't say no... Kept laughing throughout... He didn't say anything.... I think it's a good thing... He made it seem as though we were together...

We finished there... Started talking really well... He's funny... Smart too... Plus he's cute so I enjoyed us being seen together as much as being with him...

We went to a cold room to get some chicken... Nothing much happened there... He paid though... I refused cause I had the money... But I couldn't make a scene... We later spent the money on sweets and soft drinks... Which was fun...

His mum called... Asked him to go to his aunt's wine shop to get something... I didn't follow him cause it's already late... Went home alone...

So at 19, You already have exes. May God help you