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evangmx:
I just lost my job like 2 months ago. I use my car to do can work. My wife works as well. And we have 2 children.

I want you to tell me the truth am I doing bad or good?

I pay all the bills at home, I still give out 15k every week for food.

But my wife still complain. I don't know what she use her salary to do. All I know is that she use to wear new cloth every Sunday and new shoes. And buys cloth for the children once in a while.

Pls tell me if am doing bad.

So what standard did you set for your marriage before getting into it?
Are you coming here to tell us this for your validation.

Marriage is set on your own terms and not on what people say on SM..You married your wife and didn't post on SM neither did the people in SM attend.

So go take care of your issues

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

idiot.

after supporting ancestor, now you japa

And do you think the whole 707k votes are entirely yorubas.

It's like saying if The New voter registration in Lagos is 1M, all of them are Yorubas..
Be dreaming

instead of the ancestor to go and rest

GooseBump:
This is my 4th time being to church this year. Not because of nothing, but because of my busy schedule. I've forgotten the last time I prayed sef.

The reason for the post was that, I've been having dreams about rapture since years back, but I just brush it off anytime I woke. The last one i had was like this. I saw myself in a big church, probably we were having a big crusade. Then suddenly one of the female ushers went missing. She was someone I knew. The husband was worried, we discovered she was the only missing. people started calling in and that's when we knew it was rapture. One person out of multiples was taken for rapture.

I woke up and as usual, I brush it off.
Getting to church today, I already missed the Sunday school. The bible passages that was read was Luke 27 which talked about how two people will be on a bed, one will be taken and the other will be left behind, two on the farm.
We all know the story.

So my question is, Are you prepared?

Go your own rapture and leave others to their own belief.

For me death doesn't signify the end of one's existence.. Hope you know African Spirituality believes in reincarnation.

So for every soul to transit, it goes back to its source and learns of it's past life's.

atheistconverta:
Sorry for your pain whatever it is but it's not the Op that caused it. Go for check up to find out what and where it hurts you, so you don't suffer heart attack for something else thinking it was the Op that caused it.

You are delusional. So someone doesn't have a choice to follow any path he or she desires.

Mulato

jesusjnr2020:
Winners Chapel Pastor Turned Babalawo: The Devil Lied To You And You Believed It

This is my response to the following thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7158807/why-resigned-job-pastor-winners

This is not intended to judge or condemn you, but to tell you the truth so the truth would make you free.

Being a former pastor, you should already know that the thief never comes to a man except to steal, kill and destroy him.

You already know what happened to mankind in the beginning when they chose to believe the lies of the devil instead of the Truth of God. It was the worst single decision mankind ever made, as humanity is yet grappling with the damning repercussions of such actions up til this very day.

I don't have any qualms with you resigning from your position in Winners' Chapel over poor treatment from your superiors there. You're not the first to do so, as many Winner's Chapel pastors have also complained about similar issues, including some pastors who were sacked not too long ago, to show it's indeed an area of concern the leaders of the church need to look into.

But turning from a pastor to a babalawo because some voices you knew very well were of the devil, were speaking to you and telling you that you're a babalawo by design? Haba!

You ought to know better than that!

You aren't the first person the devil would tell such lies to and you wouldn't be the last.

A neighbor of mine had suffered much more than you in the hands of the devil. She almost died herself on several occasions because of demonic attacks. They also tried to kill her newborn son.

She was told severally, that she was supposed to take the place of her late dad who was an occultist even though he repented before his death.

Once, on her way back from market last year, inside a commercial bus, they appeared and started talking to her from behind that she'd be fine and promised her many things, if she accepts to become one of them, but she still rejected their offer and told them, "NO"!

She knew that even though she was yet suffering, that it would be like moving from frying pan to fire considering what happened to her dad at the end, so she held firm.

Today, she's already reaping the rewards of her decision to reject Satan, as God healed and delivered her, and has begun to use her to serve the real purpose of her life, after she's started taking her spiritual life more seriously, which is to draw men to Himself.

It's not been easy and straightforward because the devil would always try to frustrate and discourage anyone who decides to serve God's purpose for her life, but God has proven Himself faithful and strong to her that she's grateful to Him and also encouraging others to do same.

So gentleman, you made a big mistake to fall for the lies of the devil about you.

You're not a Babalawo by design. It's a lie from the pit of hell, because you're meant to serve God with your life not the devil.

Do not be deceived by how things might seem presently because, trust me, you're surely going to regret this your decision at some point. I hope it's not too late for you to correct it by then though.

Come back to God while you still can because God still loves you.

I'd be praying for you meanwhile.

God bless.

Oga Jesusjnr,
Who are you to judge him? You people behave as if you know God but you know nothing about him.
If you like type this trash on Facebook, propagate it on Twitter or sponsor it on radio stations, you are still ignorant of the knowledge of God. So keep your fucking and senseless opinion to your fucking self

madridguy:
This is to make their sweet love more merry.

Chai, make I no yearn wetin dey my mind. I remember one verse for Quran that works more than magic for love If you know you know.

Yarn abeg

nairavsdollars:
Let's just congratulate Atiku in advance as our next president in 2023

Just fall in love with a dreamer

IamWonderful:
Despite all the wanton killing and destruction in Igbo land, this one is using his imo state people to play table tennis

Aswear. He is just so insensitive to the hardship faced by imolites.

Arant Nonsense

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/russia-ukraine-crisis-fuelling-surge-in-food-prices-buhari

Always giving excuses for his ineptitude..

Thanks

Mandate2023:
D same obi pandora......have been saying it, he won't win 1 state even in south east

OBJ dey catch cruise

We have heard you.

BabalawoPikin:
peter obi was my state governor. no achievement! though i dont like to support politicians but i rather vote for a tinubu who made lagos a home for all

A disgruntled element. We know say you be afonja

jesusjnr2020:
One Subtle Sin That Would Take Many Christians To Hell

It is unforgiveness because Jesus said:

Matthew 6:14-15 (KJV)

For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

Moreover, this saying of Jesus was in addition to what He had already said about forgiveness in His teaching about how to pray.

Matthew 6:12 (KJV)

And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

However despite the emphasis Jesus placed on the matter of forgiveness, that He reiterated it to show how important it was, many who claim to be His followers still take it lightly, as if Jesus was making a big deal about nothing or didn't know what He was talking about.

The deceptive thing about unforgiveness is its very subtle nature. It seems as though it's normal and not a consequential sin as the others which could take a person to hell, hence many Christians taking it for granted.

However unknown to them, is the fact that it is perhaps the biggest and most influential sin of all, because it's a sin that has the capacity to retain every other sin one has committed, including those one had repented of, as God would not forgive anyone his trespasses if he doesn't forgive others theirs as Jesus had said.

And if God doesn't forgive a person his own sins because he doesn't forgive others theirs, that means the person is surely hell bound.

That's what makes unforgiveness such a dangerous sin.

God bless

Heavens PRO abi constitution maker. We haff hiad yiuuuuuuu

BoredBerry:
Just came back from the market... Went there with my landlord's son... This afternoon he saw me going out and asked where I was heading to... Told him... He asked if he could accompany me and I said yes! He was getting a few things too (a mop and buckets and so on...)

I've never spoken to him before... I thought he was an arrogant self-absorbed snub... Not my type... He's a few years older... I'm nineteen so he's between twenty one to twenty three... Very fair... Has curly hair which he dyed dirty blond but left the roots black... Pierced both ears... Dad is a police man... So it's insane he allows his son go out looking like a yahoo boy...

Anyways... He and I trekked a little... We barely spoke... I was extremely shy...

We stay in a very quiet predominantly hausa- fulani- yoruba muslim community... After some minutes we finally stopped a bike... He said we would ride together... I told him 'No'... I never tried that sh** with my exes and sure a as hell wouldn't start with him... But after waiting to no avail... I relented...

It was uncomfortable and extremely exciting! Being really close to cute guy! A lot of bad thoughts but I was also scared a neighbour would see he and I and report us to my mum...

We got to the market which is extremely disorganized! We split up... He went his own way to get what he wanted to buy... And I went to the stalls selling tomatoes and pepper and bought some onions from a mallam...

He and I met again... He asked if I was done so we would head back to our compound together... I told him I had to grind them cause the blender at home was faulty...

In the market... There's a section where yoruba women grind tomatoes or egusi etc... We got there... The lady I chose cause her engine was the cleanest started to tease us... My landlord's son is an aje-butter... He was choking turning red...

It felt good... Cause he was a bit humiliated which made me confident...

The woman asked if we were dating... I couldn't say no... Kept laughing throughout... He didn't say anything.... I think it's a good thing... He made it seem as though we were together...

We finished there... Started talking really well... He's funny... Smart too... Plus he's cute so I enjoyed us being seen together as much as being with him...

We went to a cold room to get some chicken... Nothing much happened there... He paid though... I refused cause I had the money... But I couldn't make a scene... We later spent the money on sweets and soft drinks... Which was fun...

His mum called... Asked him to go to his aunt's wine shop to get something... I didn't follow him cause it's already late... Went home alone...

So at 19, You already have exes. May God help you

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lawalsodiq915:
THE NATION REPORTERS reports that President Muhammadu Buhari has again put himself into a global scene as he was honoured with Global Integrity And Anti-Corruption Award of Excellence by the Chartered Institute of Forensics And Certified Fraud Examiners of Nigeria (CIFCFEN).


The President was presented with the Award on Tuesday in Abuja by the Chairman Governing Council CIFCFEN Board of Trustees, Dr Iliyasu Gashinbaki.

The award is the highest honour of the Institute reserved for only African Heads of States with impeccable character and unimpeachable ideals.

The Nigerian leader is the first African leader to be bestowed with the award.

Click the link below to read full details:

https://thenationreporters.com.ng/2022/05/24/just-in-buhari-makes-history-set-another-new-world-record/

You be mumu man

GraciousGod190:
I don't know if it's the right section for this, I happened to visit a friend of mine and he wasn't home, so I stood by the gate contemplating if I should go and come back later or wait a little longer. Suddenly people started running to and fro, inside their houses. One guy even left his smart phone in the chair he was sitting opposite a provision shop. Ah, all this while I just stood there wondering what's happening, before some set of vans of police drove pass the narrow street. they didn't even stop they were going somewhere else.

This isn't the first time I'm experiencing this mostly when i visit the rural areas... Advanced men runs.... young teens runs...adults run....so I always wondered why do they always run?

Why not stand still like the way I did?

It's because: I no follow I no follow, 10k go still come out of your pocket

pdppower:
Oya tell me who sang this :

You used to be the lice of a party, now you walk with your hung low

This is Joe: I understand

Sweetplum:
sharap

So as the older one is doing yanga, he should keep stressing himself shey

pcagbaji:
He said he doesn't want to do anything with the police

Then he should send to the official armry twitter page

l3st3r:
Good day. I own a betking shop. I also run a POS service in the shop. One day a customer came that he wants to play virtual sports bet. He asked to use the POS cos he doesn't have any money on him. I tried his card and it was saying "insufficient funds". He says he has money in the card and I should try it again.

Meanwhile I saw he was attempting to still play the bet. I told him he should wait let's resolve the withdrawal before he plays his bet. He went ahead and play a bet of #1000. I became angry and asked him if I didn't ask him not to play that bet until we resolve his withdrawal. I asked him how he intend paying for the bet now. He says I should use his atm. I told him his atm card is still showing insufficient fund. He said why am I shouting at him if I know who he is.

I asked who are you? na you open shop for me. The whole thing broke into a shouting bout. Luckily his game won. I deducted my #1000 and asked him to leave that he won't be allowed to play game here anymore as he is a troublesome person.

He says he is going to play and if I know who he is. We got into more shouting bout again. He finally left and says he would be coming back.

He came back today one month later wearing an army uniform with two of his other colleagues. He started hitting me with belt. Says I should do frog jump and other nonsensical punishment. People around later heard the noise. They started begging. When they asked me what the problem is before I try to explain, they would hit me with the belt that I should shut up. When they are satisfied they finally left.

I checked for the name tag on his uniform but he has removed it. His other two colleague are putting on muftty. I do have a CCTV camera in my shop which they are not aware, so everything is on video.

Please, how do I proceed with this case and get justice, pls don't say police cos I took an issue to the police the other time when money was stolen in my shop. Even with video evidence nothing was done. They tasked me anyhow. One naira no come out..

I know this is not the right section for this just want somewhere with a bit of traffic. Mods pls move this to the frontpage so I can get a range of advice.

Downloaded the video and crop the part where you were molested and send to police pro as well as to Army twitter handle. Don't forget to tag notable lawyers as well

Sweetplum:
You v no balls. Let the older sister know you v switched.
Don't try to eat two fruits that ll poison you.
And if I catch a man like you in real life. Be sure I ll render you impotent & miserable before I add the worst to you.

Shurrup

sukkot:
am way ahead of you bro but great advice. check all the incense i have burned

Do you know how to do reading with the tarot? Which version are you using?

I'm yet to delve into using tarot cards for now..
I am somewhat contented with using The 40 Servants card as well as demonic and Angelic cards which I print on plain white letter head paper

AllNews1:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/05/19/insecurity-dont-hold-any-crusade-in-abia-ipob-warns-pastor-kumuyi/%3futm_source=break.ma&amp=1

He should go to Sokoto and do his crusade

So bubu just decide to travel to Abu Dhabi Just to felicitate with the new president. This is being done with Tax payers money..While ASUU is on strike, Aviation sector being grounded, Security issues increasing by the day, Former Accountant General siphoning 80bn,

Haba,

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

Guy your mumu never do? Why would you express anger. Just use the opportunity to be bleeping that puna until you are tired. While doing so, get a hotter babe and post her pix too on your WhatsApp status

qekng40:
'Women are more intelligent and stronger than we men' - Majid Michel





Source : https://www.pulse.com.gh/entertainment/celebrities/women-are-more-intelligent-and-stronger-than-we-men-majid-michel/kv1gvm0

He's using this line to decieve women into trooping to his church

Watch out how his female membership would triple in coming weeks

VeryWickedMan:
Browser-enabled mobile phones should be allowed in secondary schools so that they can have some knowledge of sex styles and acts before they turn 18.

If banned, it means that 18 year old thots will be very naive and may start becoming skillful at the ripe old age of 22.


A true teenager should start experimenting by 15 so that by 18, she is skilled.

You're a wucked person This your point ehn

sukkot:
so i am in lekki in this estate and i have many female neighbors.and almost all of them are witches. so they do sexual ritual magic and take mens destinies away but they see that am impenetrable because I understand the spiritual world. what these girls do they do on a new or full moon night especially when there is an eclipse, they will come by my window almost naked and be seducing me bending over etc. Now i just had another incident this new moon solar eclipse black moon that just passed april 30th, the woman saw me comng up the stairs and she ran out of her apartment at about 1 am in towel that was so high up you can see her coochie.i Know this full moon luna eclipse comng up 16th may has powerful energies and i expect another incident. so bascally what happens is that these are portal opening and power exchange days and If you fall for their seduction on these days and have sex with them, they will use your energy and life force and destiny to renew and revitalize themselves and you will see that they are progressing and buying new cars while your life falls apart. they have been targeting me but i have not fallen .

this life is diabolical. protect yourselves

Look for Sage incense and burn it when they are performing their rituals.
perform the KC, LBRP and SB daily and I assure you they will flee at the sight of you

DanjaNinja:
Mense profit and damages are two different things. Mense profit is any unpaid rent owed to the landlord. If the landlord wants that money and goes to court, the tenant must pay.

I hear you brother