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lawalsodiq915:

THE NATION REPORTERS reports that President Muhammadu Buhari has again put himself into a global scene as he was honoured with Global Integrity And Anti-Corruption Award of Excellence by the Chartered Institute of Forensics And Certified Fraud Examiners of Nigeria (CIFCFEN).


The President was presented with the Award on Tuesday in Abuja by the Chairman Governing Council CIFCFEN Board of Trustees, Dr Iliyasu Gashinbaki.

The award is the highest honour of the Institute reserved for only African Heads of States with impeccable character and unimpeachable ideals.

The Nigerian leader is the first African leader to be bestowed with the award.

Click the link below to read full details:

https://thenationreporters.com.ng/2022/05/24/just-in-buhari-makes-history-set-another-new-world-record/

You be mumu man

GraciousGod190:
I don't know if it's the right section for this, I happened to visit a friend of mine and he wasn't home, so I stood by the gate contemplating if I should go and come back later or wait a little longer. Suddenly people started running to and fro, inside their houses. One guy even left his smart phone in the chair he was sitting opposite a provision shop. Ah, all this while I just stood there wondering what's happening, before some set of vans of police drove pass the narrow street. they didn't even stop they were going somewhere else.

This isn't the first time I'm experiencing this mostly when i visit the rural areas... Advanced men runs.... young teens runs...adults run....so I always wondered why do they always run?

Why not stand still like the way I did?

It's because: I no follow I no follow, 10k go still come out of your pocket

pdppower:
Oya tell me who sang this :

You used to be the lice of a party, now you walk with your hung low

This is Joe: I understand

Sweetplum:
sharap

So as the older one is doing yanga, he should keep stressing himself shey

pcagbaji:

He said he doesn't want to do anything with the police

Then he should send to the official armry twitter page

l3st3r:
Good day. I own a betking shop. I also run a POS service in the shop. One day a customer came that he wants to play virtual sports bet. He asked to use the POS cos he doesn't have any money on him. I tried his card and it was saying "insufficient funds". He says he has money in the card and I should try it again.

Meanwhile I saw he was attempting to still play the bet. I told him he should wait let's resolve the withdrawal before he plays his bet. He went ahead and play a bet of #1000. I became angry and asked him if I didn't ask him not to play that bet until we resolve his withdrawal. I asked him how he intend paying for the bet now. He says I should use his atm. I told him his atm card is still showing insufficient fund. He said why am I shouting at him if I know who he is.

I asked who are you? na you open shop for me. The whole thing broke into a shouting bout. Luckily his game won. I deducted my #1000 and asked him to leave that he won't be allowed to play game here anymore as he is a troublesome person.

He says he is going to play and if I know who he is. We got into more shouting bout again. He finally left and says he would be coming back.

He came back today one month later wearing an army uniform with two of his other colleagues. He started hitting me with belt. Says I should do frog jump and other nonsensical punishment. People around later heard the noise. They started begging. When they asked me what the problem is before I try to explain, they would hit me with the belt that I should shut up. When they are satisfied they finally left.

I checked for the name tag on his uniform but he has removed it. His other two colleague are putting on muftty. I do have a CCTV camera in my shop which they are not aware, so everything is on video.

Please, how do I proceed with this case and get justice, pls don't say police cos I took an issue to the police the other time when money was stolen in my shop. Even with video evidence nothing was done. They tasked me anyhow. One naira no come out..

I know this is not the right section for this just want somewhere with a bit of traffic. Mods pls move this to the frontpage so I can get a range of advice.

Downloaded the video and crop the part where you were molested and send to police pro as well as to Army twitter handle. Don't forget to tag notable lawyers as well

Sweetplum:
You v no balls. Let the older sister know you v switched.
Don't try to eat two fruits that ll poison you.
And if I catch a man like you in real life. Be sure I ll render you impotent & miserable before I add the worst to you.

Shurrup

sukkot:
am way ahead of you bro but great advice. check all the incense i have burned

Do you know how to do reading with the tarot? Which version are you using?

I'm yet to delve into using tarot cards for now..
I am somewhat contented with using The 40 Servants card as well as demonic and Angelic cards which I print on plain white letter head paper

AllNews1:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/05/19/insecurity-dont-hold-any-crusade-in-abia-ipob-warns-pastor-kumuyi/%3futm_source=break.ma&amp=1

He should go to Sokoto and do his crusade

So bubu just decide to travel to Abu Dhabi Just to felicitate with the new president. This is being done with Tax payers money..While ASUU is on strike, Aviation sector being grounded, Security issues increasing by the day, Former Accountant General siphoning 80bn,

Haba,

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

Guy your mumu never do? Why would you express anger. Just use the opportunity to be bleeping that puna until you are tired. While doing so, get a hotter babe and post her pix too on your WhatsApp status

qekng40:
'Women are more intelligent and stronger than we men' - Majid Michel





Source : https://www.pulse.com.gh/entertainment/celebrities/women-are-more-intelligent-and-stronger-than-we-men-majid-michel/kv1gvm0

He's using this line to decieve women into trooping to his church

Watch out how his female membership would triple in coming weeks

VeryWickedMan:
Browser-enabled mobile phones should be allowed in secondary schools so that they can have some knowledge of sex styles and acts before they turn 18.

If banned, it means that 18 year old thots will be very naive and may start becoming skillful at the ripe old age of 22.


A true teenager should start experimenting by 15 so that by 18, she is skilled.

You're a wucked person This your point ehn

sukkot:
so i am in lekki in this estate and i have many female neighbors.and almost all of them are witches. so they do sexual ritual magic and take mens destinies away but they see that am impenetrable because I understand the spiritual world. what these girls do they do on a new or full moon night especially when there is an eclipse, they will come by my window almost naked and be seducing me bending over etc. Now i just had another incident this new moon solar eclipse black moon that just passed april 30th, the woman saw me comng up the stairs and she ran out of her apartment at about 1 am in towel that was so high up you can see her coochie.i Know this full moon luna eclipse comng up 16th may has powerful energies and i expect another incident. so bascally what happens is that these are portal opening and power exchange days and If you fall for their seduction on these days and have sex with them, they will use your energy and life force and destiny to renew and revitalize themselves and you will see that they are progressing and buying new cars while your life falls apart. they have been targeting me but i have not fallen .

this life is diabolical. protect yourselves

Look for Sage incense and burn it when they are performing their rituals.
perform the KC, LBRP and SB daily and I assure you they will flee at the sight of you

DanjaNinja:


Mense profit and damages are two different things. Mense profit is any unpaid rent owed to the landlord. If the landlord wants that money and goes to court, the tenant must pay.

I hear you brother

kaboninc:


You wey no fit even do ordinary service for bricklayer dey open mouth waaaa

This is not the issue,
I am not a bricklayer so why should I do bricklayer work. Oga park one side

rukyboy:


You are evil.

Do you know the stress people pass through to build houses??


Bastard!!!

I think you are the bastard here cos you are supporting evil..Even if the landlady owns the house, does that mean the tenant doesn't have his or her own right?

So a tenant can't have peace in the house as if he/she is living there for free.


You have not met a landlord that will do you nonsense like this that's why you are opening your smelly mouth to talk trash

DanjaNinja:


Ignorance of the law is no excuse. It is called 'Mense profit'. And the court will gladly collect it. You people think Nigeria is completely lawless. You never jam Landlord when ready for you.

This happens when the tenant has done so many damages to the owners house and was still living there.

rukyboy:


You are evil.

Do you know the stress people pass through to build houses??


Bastard!!!

Did you read the landlady's evil act

shegz24:


You forgot to add that he will still pay for any month he stays extra.
Its better to find your way out of the house or resolve issues with the landlady for good instead of delaying the inevitable.

Na the landlady get house, you are the one wasting your time and energy going back n forth with lawyers and court that will take their share too when you can add it up and get another place.

Once your landlord or landlady gives you quit notice, you don't pay any rent again..
What will the court collect? Will the court ask you to pay court fees

Lakatabah:
Nairalanders, I need your help.

I just moved into this new apartment and within a month to the expiration of my rent, I got a call from the caretaker to see him and he told me they would be is increasing the rent unless I renew before it expires but I didn't have it at that moment and pleaded but he said that's the decision of the owners of the house.

The landlady leaves in the building as well but the caretaker receives rent payment and all for reasons best known to them.

I went to see the landlady and she stood her ground that if I can't pay I should leave. Well, I could deduce her actions for doing this as she had a quarrel with my fiancee and it has been settled but she still had it in her mind.

I don't why people have dumb mentality. A landlady and a tenant cannot quarrel and settle in peace anymore.

I choose to pay the rent increase last year in order to let peace reign. On a norms, I would never pay for such an increase( I mean from 200k to 250k) Now, I just got a letter delivered to me this morning which is a notice to quit as my rent just expired last month.

Normally, when my rent expires or about to, the caretaker will call me and ask when will I be renewing it but this time I didn't get anyone at all which means they actually planned it before now.

They didn't even call me for a meeting to discuss, who does that?

And on the letter, there was no reason stated on the quit notice and it's a 6 months eviction notice. I spoke to my lawyer and she said that's how they do these days issuing quit notice without prior notification even when you're paying constantly.

When I went to see the caretaker, he told me it was because I was absent in the last meeting that was held in the compound. What trash! I rained curses on him to the extent that he couldn't voice out a word again. Apparently, he was shocked as I'm always very gentle.

Are they sharing money in the meeting or what? Or I would leave my business and be in a meeting on a weekday when I can always get what was discussed in the meeting from people that were there.

The reason didn't even go down well with me as it got me really annoyed. I have decided to park out but I want to make sure they see pepper.

Can I stay up to a year or more before moving out?

Please I need your advice, thoughts, and ideas. Thanks in advance and pardon my typos as I'm typing from my phone.

She has given you quit notice. Just ignore it until she serves you court letter.
On the first summon date, don't go, it would be rescheduled. Maybe 3months.

Then be present at the second hearing at this time ask the judge to give you time to get a lawyer to stand or represent you. The case would be adjourned for another 3months. Now you have stayed 6months.

On the 3rd hearing date, ask the lawyer to find excuse to give you time to file your defense and come up with your own position. The case would be extended by 3months again.

On the Fourth hearing, tell the judge that your finance has really dwindled and that the landlady should give you 6months to 1year to raise another rent fee, you were affected by covid.

After the 6months to 1 year expiration, tell the judge you have managed to raise just 50k and that you are still trying your best to raise it to 300k to get a decent apartment. You will definitely be obliged, cos the court doesn't expect you to sleep on the street or under bridge.

With this strategy you've lived your profit off her and even the fees you paid.

Then gently look for a decent place where the landlord doesn't stay in the same compound or that doesn't depend on rents for survival.


Note: I'm currently in same page with you as my own landlady has given me quit notice as well.
I will vacate her residence next year December

Christistruth00:


https://m.facebook.com/ikechukwuemeka.onyiaii/videos/712005933287417/

And you believe this shit lie from the govt?

Christistruth00:




How would you love it if the Courageous Woman whose head IPOB chopped off was your blood Sister ?

Did you read my last sentence?

Violence is never an option,let alone taking life arbitrarily.

If this govt is serious about security,the culprits would have been fished out and the location determined in less than few hours. But rather than do their job, they blame it on a group that has denied commiting such crime

christistruth01:





SHUT UP!!!!

This is not time for your useless Evil wicked Propaganda


You and IPOB are Evil !!!!!!

The most Vile Creatures that ever came out of Nigeria !!!!!!!!!

You are not human beings you are worse than animals

Even dogs have Compassion!!!!!!

You Probably cooked and ate her dead body too

You will hear from the Almighty

Repent now because you are already finished

See how this mofo is spilling trash,
What will you now say of The fulanis whose killings, maiming and wanting destruction is covertly supported by the govt.

Note: I don't support crimes against anyone

marcusaurelio:
federal government investment was transparent and how come we are getting to know of the shady investment of the lying chinaman during election period. ??

He never his that from the beginning.

marcusaurelio:
Lmao you guys are trying to hard to sell Peter Obi.. So he invested a whopping $20m of the state government’s money in a private company ?.. with the little I know I’d say that’s illegal..

Is the FG not investing in Dangote refinery

Transcriber:
then all Akwa Ibom people should leave the SW.
Let's see how it is.
Better remember that you're a minority.
A word...

Says the unity beggers association of Nigeria

MyopicMods:
Residents of Ilaje extraction displaced by the communal crisis between them and the Ibeno indigenes in the Ibeno Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State have appealed to the state government to come to their aid.

They said they lost everything to the crisis.

Five people were said to have lost their lives, many injured and others still missing while property worth millions of naira were destroyed in the crisis.

Speaking with our correspondent in their camp in the Eket Local Government, the head of the Yoruba community in Ibeno, Chief J. Olala, said there was a minor disagreement with their hosts.

“We have been in this camp for more than two days. As you can see, everything was lost. Even I came out with nothing left, just like displaced persons. Our property and source of livelihood were destroyed,” Olala lamented.

He added, “I can’t tell personally the cause of the crisis. That night, I slept late and around midnight, the village head of Ibeno community called me to say that there was a problem on Ojo Street. I told him it’s too late to come out that night. He urged me to come out, but I insisted that I wasn’t going there.

“Later, some boys came to my house; I saw them talking and shouting. I switched off my light so they wouldn’t know I was around, and then they started destroying my house and I ran away through the back door with my children and wife. We entered our neighbours house around 2am. The incident subsided a little but after some minutes, it resumed so I ran out.


“Throughout the night, I communicated with the chief and he said I should come out and I said I cannot until the following morning. Even in the morning, it continued. One of my sons called to tell me that I should come out. When I came out, he ran to the pole. I tried to talk to them but because of the way they were talking to me, I ran to the church. I cannot really tell you what really happened.

“We need the government to assist us because as of now, many of our people are still indoors. Some are still hiding somewhere. The government should help us. We need the government’s intervention. We need police assistance

The youth leader of the Yoruba community, Mr Meduoye Beneth, said he escaped miraculously from the hands of the hoodlums after sustaining a head cut.

Beneth explained that the crisis was triggered by a cult clash among some youths.

Beneth added, “We don’t know the cause of this crisis. I think it’s between some cult groups and others. I cannot really tell what caused the disagreement. But what I know is that while I was in my house with my family, I heard a big bang on the door at exactly 1:30am. I wondered what was going on. I cautioned my wife and children not to move. I covered them with a blanket to prevent the stones thrown from affecting us.’’

“They attacked only Yoruba because they insinuated that the Yoruba must leave and cannot stay. They said if they don’t go in peace, they would go by force. I think it is a planned work. This crisis with cultists has been happening but not to the extent of burning houses.”

https://punchng.com/displaced-yoruba-in-akwa-ibom-crisis-beg-govt-police-for-help/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2Pw0NIpwXMlAldBEKIWfyCnkcgI9tk6QpOuRdTqeykPc41h8O9g32vypk#Echobox=1650689803

The yorubas should go back to their land. We are tired of their drugs dealings, Promiscuous life and backbiting.
Go back to Your Fucking oduduwa republic

Onyiiobi7735:
I pity any woman foolish enough to date a man who has no source of income.Because such men soft turn out to be obligate parasites on the woman,sucking her financial blood.
Being handsome like water spirit or having a dick bigger than the green anaconda is nothing if the man is jobless.They must be matched with productivity in every vital atom of the word.
Moreover, such men can often be turned to houseboys and slaves by the woman.

So what would you advise be if we flip the coin?

Znation:
Hello everyone.. Please i need help right now.

This is a very big temptation for me, because i'm a graduate and i don't want to fall my hand.

My junior sister of 14 years just asked me to help her in correcting this sentence.

The question seems easy, but i think i need help b4 i disgrace myself as a graduate.

She said i should help her with the the correct english to this sentence;

How Many Years I Take Senior You?

I just take style do like say i wan make call, and decided to come to nairaland.

Someone should help, because she is waiting for me to finish my call.

What is the correct english please!

"Though, from the suggestions i've got here, i've told her that; "What is our age differece" is the correct one.

But i'm still doubting it anyways, because from the question, the person asking that question is older. But "what is our age difference" dosn't specifies who is older as in the question;
(How Many Years I Take Senior You)

Maybe, there is no best grammer to that s
Sentence.

ANY?

Simply This

By How Many Years Am I Older Than You