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HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction Is Affecting Me Badly by clericuzzio(m): 1:15pm On Jun 09, 2023
Emily22:
Check this herb mixed with honey


Give it a try, it's natural, you should be fine in a month


Search for it on jumia or jiji


It's around 1500 den, I don't know about now
Have you used it before
PoliticsRe: Every Nation Is Entitled To Have Laws To Protect Indigenous Peoples - Omokri by clericuzzio(m): 9:20pm On Jun 08, 2023
The mofo should ask if those who wants to make the laws are from Lagos state
FamilyRe: Please I Need A Romantic Name To Call My Husband. by clericuzzio(m): 1:34pm On Jun 06, 2023
Call am Atutupoyoyo
TravelRe: I Asked Russian General And Soldier To Say Hello To Nairalander by clericuzzio(m): 9:41am On May 28, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Lol...this post is funny.

I see you reaching the peak of your career, I see you getting a mouthwatering job, along with a cute Russian princess as wife.

This I have seen.
You never still failed to give him false prophecies
Christianity EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Missed The Rapture? by clericuzzio(m): 9:37am On May 28, 2023
Wait for the next round.

Simple
TravelRe: My Journey To The UK by clericuzzio(m): 7:00pm On May 25, 2023
gmacnoms:
I’ll continue from where I stopped.

Omo, I slept so sweet eh? No noise from one church wey near me , always doing vigil all day of the year (except Sundays). I’m not exaggerating


Took this picture at 9pm from England 😎
If 9pm could be this clear, 12midnight go be like 7pm for naija
PoliticsRe: The Judgement Is A Complete Waste Of Time - Otti Reacts To Purported Sack by clericuzzio(m): 4:05pm On May 21, 2023
Oluwatomisin29:
Smiles, you’re really ignorant on how litigation and Judgement works in Nigeria. As long as it’s a Federal High Court, Judgment can be promulgated anywhere. The judgment sacking Gov. Olusegun Agagu as the Governor of Ondo State in Favour of Olusegun Mimiko was promulgated by a judge in Edo State and not Ondo State. I’m not a supporter of the judgement against Alex Otti but then, he won’t be inaugurated until a higher court (Supreme) says otherwise. That’s the reality!
.

So the courts don't have jurisdiction again.

Dey play
PoliticsRe: The Judgement Is A Complete Waste Of Time - Otti Reacts To Purported Sack by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On May 19, 2023
seunmsg:
The judgement stands until it is set aside by a superior court. And in the interest of justice and equity, Alex Otti should not be sworn in on May 29. Ikpeazu should remain in office till the Supreme Court rules on the matter.
So you leave Abia go kano for court case..Una for go Niger republic na
RomanceRe: Broke Nigerian Guys Embarrassed Me And My Friends by clericuzzio(m): 6:44am On May 17, 2023
If you aren't even more broke than those guys, I wonder if paying 9k would take you back to the trenches. Your brother or father could have given it to you or as old as you are, you can't pay for an item of just 9k.

May you never happen to any guy out there.

Lazy Ass
FamilyRe: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Troublesome Baby Mama by clericuzzio(m): 9:38pm On May 12, 2023
Fabulozz:
As titled above. I made the worst mistake in my life impregnating my baby mama for the second time. She and her mother had given me so much trouble in the past. I don't even know what came out of me to start sleeping with her again. Boom she is pregnant and has refused to abort.

She want me to pay her brideprice or else she will tell my wife. If only I had control my manhood I would have not found myself in this terrible situation.

What should I do now mature advice please?
Assure her you will pay but let her give you time.

Use that to start arranging for total relocation even if it's Togo. Then try to see if you can erase all trace of your pix and other details from her device. Change your number and move on
PoliticsRe: All The Lawyers Representing Peter Obi In Court Are Igbos by clericuzzio(m): 3:42pm On May 12, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Main reason he can never be president of Nigeria, he's too tribalistic.
Ozekhome is Igbo abi. Your comment shows you lack independent reasoning capacity..
PoliticsRe: IGP Commissions Projects In Kano And Jigawa States. by clericuzzio(m): 9:21pm On May 04, 2023
All in the north as expected.
RomanceRe: Don't Go And Plan How To Start Building Your Own House, Useless Men Everywhere by clericuzzio(m): 4:43pm On Apr 30, 2023
turmacs:
https://www.nairaland.com/7668433/what-percentage-salary-goes-rent

If you are a guy older than 23, and you are still asking the kind of question the OP in the above thread asked, you are useless and you should be ashamed of yourself. At that age you should have started planning on how to build your own house, and not asking how many percent of salary you should be paying as rent. By 25, you should be living in your own building. I wonder the type of men been raised in this world especially Nigeria nowadays. It is because of stupid and lazy men like these that alot of beautiful women like myself have refused to get married and settling down. Rubbish

turmacs
How old are you and how many houses have you built..

Or ist it mandated that only men must build houses
RomanceRe: Just Found Out My Husband To Be Is Gay, Please Help by clericuzzio(m): 5:31pm On Apr 26, 2023
[quote author=Marvellsmart post=122761056]I just found out last night that my husbandto be is gay. Like he is into men. I stumbled upon his phone yesterday night
and saw his chats with his best friend, the supposed best friend that returned from South Africa because of our wedding next week.

We have planned our wedding next Saturday, everything is set. We have dated for four years and never for once did I suspect that he was into men.

In the chat, he was professing love to his best friend. Telling him how he has missed him and his pen!s.

How he had enjoyed last night with him, I even saw my fiance nπdes in their Whatsapp.

I am losing it, please help me. I went to his house for the weekend, on Saturday, he had left me and returned late at night without knowing he was going to have s.ex with his best friend. I just left the house this morning without him knowing cause he is a banker and he leaves home early. I left his door open, packed all my properties and haven't talked to him

He has been calling me since but I am not taking his calls. I couldn't concentrate at work today.

What should I do?

Please help me
love this man so much, he has been a blessing, and I am pregnant for him, but then, why thishuh??

Should I cancel the wedding?
Should I confront him?
I'm confused
I want to run mad.
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You don't need any advisor to tell you to leave the marriage. It's better you found out now than when you've gotten like 2 kids with him.
EventsRe: Who Is To Pay For An Introduction Reception In A Bride House by clericuzzio(m): 3:11pm On Apr 17, 2023
Jennyclay:
The man is expected to send the lady money to take care of the food & drinks and every other expenses before his people arrive.

Biko, you broke men should stay away from marriage & relationship if you don't have money!!
If your father was buoyant enough or even averagely okay.
The food which his intending inlaw would eat would be nothing.

Lazy ass girls be looking for who to carry their family problem
PoliticsRe: Soyinka Challenges Labour Party's Datti To Live Debate On TV by clericuzzio(m): 4:44pm On Apr 07, 2023
EmirGold:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/07/soyinka-challenges-labour-party-vp-candidate-datti-live-debate-tv-says-attacks-against/
That you're a noble laureate doesn't mean you you're tye most intelligent or most correct when it comes to constitutional questions.

He better keeps his professorship to his story telling
PoliticsRe: Compensate Me By Supporting Iyan Zazzau To Be Speaker – El-rufai Begs Tinubu by clericuzzio(m): 12:31am On Mar 13, 2023
PoliticsRe: Online Poll Lagos. GRV, JDR Or Sanwolu - Next Governor by clericuzzio(m): 12:27am On Mar 13, 2023
REDshouse:
Na so online polls for presidential election dey always favour Obi but laslas na Tinubu won real election ..

Never take any online polls crios most especially nairaland where obi and his followers has more than 10 accounts respectively
Rig
PoliticsRe: Sanwo Olu Bribed Us With Sunday Rice by clericuzzio(m):
Kagawa10:
Another useless news from Ipob Terrorist!

Eko rice is produced by imota mill,. largest rice mill in Africa completed by Sanwo olu. Which one did your useless governor do in your OSU land?
I feel ya pain.

GRV all the way.

LP from top to bottom.

CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Finally Open Up On Having Child Outside Marriage by clericuzzio(m): 12:07am On Mar 13, 2023
money miss road gang.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Visits Ebuka Obi And Zion Ministry For Votes.. by clericuzzio(m): 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2023
ellu P from top to bottom.
PoliticsRe: #nigeriadecides: Peter Obi Talks About Protest, Ask Everyone To Be Calm (video) by clericuzzio(m): 4:00pm On Feb 28, 2023
madridguy:
Every aggrieved member should approach the court of law.
do we have a court?
PoliticsRe: Dear Obidients, Congratulations To US. We Fought A Great Fight by clericuzzio(m): 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Did you really read the paragraph where I said struggle continues? Did you also read where I said urchins should enjoy their victory while it lasts...that we shall meet at the court? I'm not giving up
we must settle scores here at the collation centre in Abuja.


Meet in which court? so that what happened in imo will repeat itsef this time supreme court PRESIDENT?
PoliticsRe: Dear Obidients, Congratulations To US. We Fought A Great Fight by clericuzzio(m): 3:53pm On Feb 28, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Dear Obidients. We fought a good fight , even though we were rigged out. I'm happy some urchins who had conscience had also admitted to this fact. Only LP didn't rig elections in their favour. We came out willingly, spent our own money to mibilize and campaign instead of being induced by our leaders. A structurless party who came together in less than 6 months for a common cause and performed so well, winning many senate and house of assembly's seats nationwide, even defeating the rulling and opposition parties in many states. We shall have a mixed assembly this time as I once predicted, this is good for our democracy. There won't be dominance as usual by a particular party.

Personally, I achieved my aim of joining the Labour Party from the APC where i was once deeply rooted. I joined APC back then cos of Buhari's antecedents but I didn't see that change I was expecting. I chose to join LP not because obi is a Christian or from another tribe, nor because i needed a position or influence. I'm comfortable and I thank God for that. but because I liked Obi's ideas. He's also not a thief, unlike our politicians being celebrated today. Someone like him will do well in any progressive-minded country. INEC is a huge disappointment for not walking their talk on free, fair and credible elections, by allowing political riggers to have their way , using the loopholes created by them at the various polling units.

I told my people we'd deliver Lagos for the LP and we achieved that....that's one of my aims. Urchins have been calling me all manner of names since the inception of the electioneering campaigns cos of my stance on Obi but I don't care. Anyone of them who thinks only Igbos voted Tinubu out in Lagos needs to visit a psychiatrist. They need to come to Alimosho LG which is the largest in Lagos and the entire country in population and count the number of igbos there. We're 98% yorubas. Let urchins start by killing the Yorubas there who voted out Tinubu first before going to igbo dominanted areas and see our wrath. Lagosians had spoken, not a particular tribe. I know that isn't gonna happen, its a mere chest-beating from urchins.

That said, I'd urge obidients to remain calm and not take the law into their own hands. We're a much more civilised and sane people. We should allow the law to take its course. Most of us as we all know, are not poor as I've met with a large number of us in the course of this journey. We're also professional to the core and we benefit nothing from the Fed or state govt rather, they take from us in taxes. 99% of us don't even have Obi's contact , let alone meeting with him physically. We only want the best for our dear country. We were rigged out but its fine. If a presidential aspirant could lose his home states ( both osun and Lagos) , then his integrity and that of the elections in places where he had won is questionable. Charity begins at home, they say and that means a lot on the integrity of this election. We don't want to talk of the proofs in our hands. We shall meet at the court.

Dear Obidients, please get back to work and allow urchins enjoy their victory while it lasts. If anyone complains of bad governance here, I'd just turn a deaf hear. Everybody will face the consequences of their choices. A vote for Tinubu is a vote for nepotism and failure of the apc cos tinubu alone can't govern under apc. Nigeria is bigger than lagos where you can do some things and get away with it. We'd continue to support our dear country by being law-abiding and exercising our rights by way of paying our taxes and doing our country proud.

To all the religious bigots who thought only Christians voted Obi, Alimosho LG has the highest number of Muslims in Lagos. Anyone who also thinks the majority of those who voted Tinubu are Muslims should go to Ondo, Ekiti and Ogun and count how many Muslims live there, Benue and other places too, including the south east and south south where they won senate seats. People should shun religous and tribal bigotry. Democracy is about choices and we'd all reap the consequences of it.

The struggle continues. We will come back much stronger. Congrats to all the obidients.

God bless Nigeria.
Urchin has spoken.

Obi is still in the race.

this result must be cancel.

we won't take it

yakubu but resign and tender apology.
PoliticsRe: Another Lockdown Might Be On His Way And An Interim Government Might Be On The by clericuzzio(m): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Please we don’t need violence at this point now. Let’s just forge ahead and pray for a better Nigeria
shattap
PoliticsRe: Sweat In Tinubu Strategy Room Over Northerners Betrayal by clericuzzio(m): 4:18pm On Feb 24, 2023
blabulu2000:
*If you're a Yoruba supporter of Obi, ask your self if Igbos voted for Awolowo or MKO*.

*Why is it always your own elders that are bad, but theirs are saints??*

*Was MKO's (SDP) Party in government previously in 1993 just as is APC now for Tinubu?*! *The reality of your decision today is that your tribesmen may never be president again.*

*All your elders and leaders are subject of mockery but Igbos can bring an unknown entity, rebrand it, and sell to you as a saint*. *They tell you it's not about tribe but, historically they had never voted Yoruba candidates for presidency*.

*In 1979 elections, Chief Obafemi Awolowo recorded an abysmal 0.8% and 0.7% of total votes 🗳 cast in the then Imo and Enugu state*. *Was Awolowo not competent too or was he also too old for the job? Is Awolowo ticket a Muslim Muslim ticket?*🤔

*Google 1993 election results and see that they did not also vote for MKO Abiola*. *Abiola lost in Enugu, Abia, Imo, and River states*.

*For me, if you don't patronize me, I will not patronize you*. *I'm not a fool!!* *This is a federal election and not state election like Osun state where the candidates are Yoruba vs Yoruba*.

*For the fact that a candidate failed in a party does not AUTOMATICALLY mean that everyone in the party will underperform if given the opportunity*.

*The same Igbos misleading our people are part of the problem too with their Biafra agitation which they have cleverly suspended for.*

*They championed EndSars protest as directed by Nnamdi Kanu to destroy Lagos*. *They are always insulting and troubling this Buhari man and even things he did well, they will never give credit*.

*We should never forget in a hurry how they called Nigeria a Zoo and all of us living in it, baboons.*

*Must it be their own president for us to progress?*

*Is that how developed the South East is, or we Yorubas are already emotionally blackmailed to the point that we see nothing good about ourselves again?* 🤔

*Yoruba e je ki a Ro'nu jinle oooo.* 🤔🤔🤔🤔


#ThinkYorubaFirst
Osibanjo would have had my vote if he had emerged the presidential party flag bearer of APC.


ibo voted massively for Obasanjo and abandoned their own son Ojukwu.

you are a demented scumbag.

just imagine Tinubu among world leaders?
PropertiesRe: Is It Good To Share Equal Amount Of Money For NEPA With Your Landlord? by clericuzzio(m): 3:09pm On Feb 21, 2023
Better don't drag with him. Bear the burden for the mean time, then try to acquire properties that would enable you enjoy your money's worth of the bill.

You can start with hot plate, Iron, Sound systems and then TV.
RomanceRe: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by clericuzzio(m): 6:03pm On Feb 10, 2023
Polynek:
I cum very fast during sex.
Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs?
Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?
This is what you need.

Mai Guduma. Very effective and has no side effects..It is made of pure roots and honey.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: NPC Has Not Paid 8AM-6PM Daily Trainees Their Allowances After A Month by clericuzzio(m): 10:32pm On Feb 09, 2023
emdis:
OPEN LETTER TO NPC CHAIRMAN

TRAINING ALLOWANCE PAYMENT OVERDUE

I am one of the trainne at the state level of Special Workforce. It all started when you invited us to a virtual office training which lasted ten(10) days online. After that we entered the 3 days physical training and lastly ten(10) days physical training and all this went on without single payment.

Please make this payment because it is long overdue. Myself in particular borrowed money from online loan agents to participate in this training which I believe you will pay on time and I will give them there money. Your refusal to pay this money is really increasing my debt with all this loan agents which have turned to yahoo me by increasing the loan repayment as I have not paid.


Please ,I beg you Mr chairman sir. Pity us and pay this money today. We suffered to underwent that training which was under a terrible learning condition of geofencing us for thirteen(13) days with no food and transport. Do well to make this payment I beg you and ease this hardship. God bless you.

You replay to this post is payment. Kindly do on time. My loan agents are calling me all the time.

Yours Faithfully

Ajayi Olusanya
Swf trainne Abuja
And do you think the minister knows about nairaland?

Better you go on Twitter then tag the necessary individuals
FamilyRe: My Girlfriend Wants To Travel Abroad Without Marrying Me by clericuzzio(m): 5:37pm On Feb 07, 2023
Lifeinbits:
Myself and my girlfriend have been dating for almost three years that she sometimes stays in my house too. I have always had the intention of traveling abroad but i don't know how, so last year my girlfriend brought the idea of traveling and how she wants to try US study route and I encouraged her to do so. I also supported her so much with my money by helping her to pay her application fee and TOEFL exam.

While doing all these, we had a conversation and she told me that if she is able to get a fully funded offer that we will be going together and I will be going with her as dependent. Now my girlfriend has gotten admission but she is yet to apply for visa and she has changed plans. She does not want me to go with her rather she is advising that I should also use the study route ifi want to travel.

Note : we had the intentions of getting married but right now she doesn't want us to get marry.
Whatever decision she takes to your detriment is well deserved.


How can you pay for someone else's Exam and fees when you still have same ambition.

That one kwansign you sha
PoliticsRe: Shuwa Arabs In Lagos Declare Support For Tinubu And Sanwo-Olu (Photos) by clericuzzio(m): 8:51am On Feb 05, 2023

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