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Politics / Re: Soyinka Challenges Labour Party's Datti To Live Debate On TV by clericuzzio(m): 4:44pm On Apr 07, 2023
EmirGold:


https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/07/soyinka-challenges-labour-party-vp-candidate-datti-live-debate-tv-says-attacks-against/


That you're a noble laureate doesn't mean you you're tye most intelligent or most correct when it comes to constitutional questions.

He better keeps his professorship to his story telling
Politics / Re: Compensate Me By Supporting Iyan Zazzau To Be Speaker – El-rufai Begs Tinubu by clericuzzio(m): 12:31am On Mar 13, 2023

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Politics / Re: Online Poll Lagos. GRV, JDR Or Sanwolu - Next Governor by clericuzzio(m): 12:27am On Mar 13, 2023
REDshouse:
Na so online polls for presidential election dey always favour Obi but laslas na Tinubu won real election ..

Never take any online polls crios most especially nairaland where obi and his followers has more than 10 accounts respectively
Rig
Politics / Re: Sanwo Olu Bribed Us With Sunday Rice by clericuzzio(m): 12:25am On Mar 13, 2023
Kagawa10:
Another useless news from Ipob Terrorist!

Eko rice is produced by imota mill,. largest rice mill in Africa completed by Sanwo olu. Which one did your useless governor do in your OSU land?

I feel ya pain.

GRV all the way.

LP from top to bottom.

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Finally Open Up On Having Child Outside Marriage by clericuzzio(m): 12:07am On Mar 13, 2023
money miss road gang.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Visits Ebuka Obi And Zion Ministry For Votes.. by clericuzzio(m): 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2023
ellu P from top to bottom.

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Politics / Re: #nigeriadecides: Peter Obi Talks About Protest, Ask Everyone To Be Calm (video) by clericuzzio(m): 4:00pm On Feb 28, 2023
madridguy:
Every aggrieved member should approach the court of law.
do we have a court?
Politics / Re: Dear Obidients, Congratulations To US. We Fought A Great Fight by clericuzzio(m): 3:55pm On Feb 28, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Did you really read the paragraph where I said struggle continues? Did you also read where I said urchins should enjoy their victory while it lasts...that we shall meet at the court? I'm not giving up

we must settle scores here at the collation centre in Abuja.


Meet in which court? so that what happened in imo will repeat itsef this time supreme court PRESIDENT?
Politics / Re: Dear Obidients, Congratulations To US. We Fought A Great Fight by clericuzzio(m): 3:53pm On Feb 28, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Dear Obidients. We fought a good fight , even though we were rigged out. I'm happy some urchins who had conscience had also admitted to this fact. Only LP didn't rig elections in their favour. We came out willingly, spent our own money to mibilize and campaign instead of being induced by our leaders. A structurless party who came together in less than 6 months for a common cause and performed so well, winning many senate and house of assembly's seats nationwide, even defeating the rulling and opposition parties in many states. We shall have a mixed assembly this time as I once predicted, this is good for our democracy. There won't be dominance as usual by a particular party.

Personally, I achieved my aim of joining the Labour Party from the APC where i was once deeply rooted. I joined APC back then cos of Buhari's antecedents but I didn't see that change I was expecting. I chose to join LP not because obi is a Christian or from another tribe, nor because i needed a position or influence. I'm comfortable and I thank God for that. but because I liked Obi's ideas. He's also not a thief, unlike our politicians being celebrated today. Someone like him will do well in any progressive-minded country. INEC is a huge disappointment for not walking their talk on free, fair and credible elections, by allowing political riggers to have their way , using the loopholes created by them at the various polling units.

I told my people we'd deliver Lagos for the LP and we achieved that....that's one of my aims. Urchins have been calling me all manner of names since the inception of the electioneering campaigns cos of my stance on Obi but I don't care. Anyone of them who thinks only Igbos voted Tinubu out in Lagos needs to visit a psychiatrist. They need to come to Alimosho LG which is the largest in Lagos and the entire country in population and count the number of igbos there. We're 98% yorubas. Let urchins start by killing the Yorubas there who voted out Tinubu first before going to igbo dominanted areas and see our wrath. Lagosians had spoken, not a particular tribe. I know that isn't gonna happen, its a mere chest-beating from urchins.

That said, I'd urge obidients to remain calm and not take the law into their own hands. We're a much more civilised and sane people. We should allow the law to take its course. Most of us as we all know, are not poor as I've met with a large number of us in the course of this journey. We're also professional to the core and we benefit nothing from the Fed or state govt rather, they take from us in taxes. 99% of us don't even have Obi's contact , let alone meeting with him physically. We only want the best for our dear country. We were rigged out but its fine. If a presidential aspirant could lose his home states ( both osun and Lagos) , then his integrity and that of the elections in places where he had won is questionable. Charity begins at home, they say and that means a lot on the integrity of this election. We don't want to talk of the proofs in our hands. We shall meet at the court.

Dear Obidients, please get back to work and allow urchins enjoy their victory while it lasts. If anyone complains of bad governance here, I'd just turn a deaf hear. Everybody will face the consequences of their choices. A vote for Tinubu is a vote for nepotism and failure of the apc cos tinubu alone can't govern under apc. Nigeria is bigger than lagos where you can do some things and get away with it. We'd continue to support our dear country by being law-abiding and exercising our rights by way of paying our taxes and doing our country proud.

To all the religious bigots who thought only Christians voted Obi, Alimosho LG has the highest number of Muslims in Lagos. Anyone who also thinks the majority of those who voted Tinubu are Muslims should go to Ondo, Ekiti and Ogun and count how many Muslims live there, Benue and other places too, including the south east and south south where they won senate seats. People should shun religous and tribal bigotry. Democracy is about choices and we'd all reap the consequences of it.

The struggle continues. We will come back much stronger. Congrats to all the obidients.

God bless Nigeria.

Urchin has spoken.

Obi is still in the race.

this result must be cancel.

we won't take it

yakubu but resign and tender apology.
Politics / Re: Another Lockdown Might Be On His Way And An Interim Government Might Be On The by clericuzzio(m): 11:50am On Feb 28, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Please we don’t need violence at this point now. Let’s just forge ahead and pray for a better Nigeria
shattap
Politics / Re: Sweat In Tinubu Strategy Room Over Northerners Betrayal by clericuzzio(m): 4:18pm On Feb 24, 2023
blabulu2000:
*If you're a Yoruba supporter of Obi, ask your self if Igbos voted for Awolowo or MKO*.

*Why is it always your own elders that are bad, but theirs are saints??*

*Was MKO's (SDP) Party in government previously in 1993 just as is APC now for Tinubu?*! *The reality of your decision today is that your tribesmen may never be president again.*

*All your elders and leaders are subject of mockery but Igbos can bring an unknown entity, rebrand it, and sell to you as a saint*. *They tell you it's not about tribe but, historically they had never voted Yoruba candidates for presidency*.

*In 1979 elections, Chief Obafemi Awolowo recorded an abysmal 0.8% and 0.7% of total votes πŸ—³ cast in the then Imo and Enugu state*. *Was Awolowo not competent too or was he also too old for the job? Is Awolowo ticket a Muslim Muslim ticket?*πŸ€”

*Google 1993 election results and see that they did not also vote for MKO Abiola*. *Abiola lost in Enugu, Abia, Imo, and River states*.

*For me, if you don't patronize me, I will not patronize you*. *I'm not a fool!!* *This is a federal election and not state election like Osun state where the candidates are Yoruba vs Yoruba*.

*For the fact that a candidate failed in a party does not AUTOMATICALLY mean that everyone in the party will underperform if given the opportunity*.

*The same Igbos misleading our people are part of the problem too with their Biafra agitation which they have cleverly suspended for.*

*They championed EndSars protest as directed by Nnamdi Kanu to destroy Lagos*. *They are always insulting and troubling this Buhari man and even things he did well, they will never give credit*.

*We should never forget in a hurry how they called Nigeria a Zoo and all of us living in it, baboons.*

*Must it be their own president for us to progress?*

*Is that how developed the South East is, or we Yorubas are already emotionally blackmailed to the point that we see nothing good about ourselves again?* πŸ€”

*Yoruba e je ki a Ro'nu jinle oooo.* πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


#ThinkYorubaFirst

Osibanjo would have had my vote if he had emerged the presidential party flag bearer of APC.


ibo voted massively for Obasanjo and abandoned their own son Ojukwu.

you are a demented scumbag.

just imagine Tinubu among world leaders?

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Properties / Re: Is It Good To Share Equal Amount Of Money For NEPA With Your Landlord? by clericuzzio(m): 3:09pm On Feb 21, 2023
Better don't drag with him. Bear the burden for the mean time, then try to acquire properties that would enable you enjoy your money's worth of the bill.

You can start with hot plate, Iron, Sound systems and then TV.

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Romance / Re: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by clericuzzio(m): 6:03pm On Feb 10, 2023
Polynek:
I cum very fast during sex.
Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs?
Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?


This is what you need.

Mai Guduma. Very effective and has no side effects..It is made of pure roots and honey.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NPC Has Not Paid 8AM-6PM Daily Trainees Their Allowances After A Month by clericuzzio(m): 10:32pm On Feb 09, 2023
emdis:
OPEN LETTER TO NPC CHAIRMAN

TRAINING ALLOWANCE PAYMENT OVERDUE

I am one of the trainne at the state level of Special Workforce. It all started when you invited us to a virtual office training which lasted ten(10) days online. After that we entered the 3 days physical training and lastly ten(10) days physical training and all this went on without single payment.

Please make this payment because it is long overdue. Myself in particular borrowed money from online loan agents to participate in this training which I believe you will pay on time and I will give them there money. Your refusal to pay this money is really increasing my debt with all this loan agents which have turned to yahoo me by increasing the loan repayment as I have not paid.


Please ,I beg you Mr chairman sir. Pity us and pay this money today. We suffered to underwent that training which was under a terrible learning condition of geofencing us for thirteen(13) days with no food and transport. Do well to make this payment I beg you and ease this hardship. God bless you.

You replay to this post is payment. Kindly do on time. My loan agents are calling me all the time.

Yours Faithfully

Ajayi Olusanya
Swf trainne Abuja


And do you think the minister knows about nairaland?

Better you go on Twitter then tag the necessary individuals

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Family / Re: My Girlfriend Wants To Travel Abroad Without Marrying Me by clericuzzio(m): 5:37pm On Feb 07, 2023
Lifeinbits:
Myself and my girlfriend have been dating for almost three years that she sometimes stays in my house too. I have always had the intention of traveling abroad but i don't know how, so last year my girlfriend brought the idea of traveling and how she wants to try US study route and I encouraged her to do so. I also supported her so much with my money by helping her to pay her application fee and TOEFL exam.

While doing all these, we had a conversation and she told me that if she is able to get a fully funded offer that we will be going together and I will be going with her as dependent. Now my girlfriend has gotten admission but she is yet to apply for visa and she has changed plans. She does not want me to go with her rather she is advising that I should also use the study route ifi want to travel.

Note : we had the intentions of getting married but right now she doesn't want us to get marry.


Whatever decision she takes to your detriment is well deserved.


How can you pay for someone else's Exam and fees when you still have same ambition.

That one kwansign you sha
Politics / Re: Shuwa Arabs In Lagos Declare Support For Tinubu And Sanwo-Olu (Photos) by clericuzzio(m): 8:51am On Feb 05, 2023
Romance / Re: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by clericuzzio(m): 6:26pm On Jan 12, 2023
Funny stories everyday.

So you want him to save in your account like his own na wetin?

Seems you have an ulterior motive to have envisaged this idea.

Pls tell your boyfriend that he should just discard You immediately cos you might likely use his money to give another gee wey dey service you on the side

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is A Very Stupid Man by clericuzzio(m): 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2023
NorthernAgender:
How can a member of terrorist organization still be struggling to become president of the same country is terrorising. Imagine a bokoharam member come out to contest for president.


You ipob terrorist that hoping you will get voters from northern Christians you are just fooling around. No single vote for you idiot


Yet Your lord and Savior whom Boko Haram chooses became your president

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Romance / Re: Is This A Trap? (Picture attached) by clericuzzio(m): 5:20pm On Jan 06, 2023
Is marriage all about feeding another mouth

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Crime / Re: Troops Arrest IPOB Commander Who Allegedly Killed Gulak by clericuzzio(m): 1:11pm On Dec 29, 2022
Crime / Re: 31-Year-Old Suspect Recounts How He Murdered His Abuja-Based Girlfriend (Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 1:57am On Dec 29, 2022
holocron:
Sorry for your loss. Seems you squandered your youth. No husband, no children. Now living a wayward life that has exposed you to danger. What are you doing at 48 years with a 31year yahoo boy old enough to be your son. You want to live oyibo style life here in naija. Rest in peace. Last last, all is vanity.


How can a 31 year old be the son of a 48year old woman

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Travel / Re: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2022
clericuzzio:


You are part of a criminal gang working together to defraud people here.

I know say you be criminal so I don't need to indulge you
Travel / Re: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2022
AdaojoTheUrchin:


Why should he do that? To prove what? Does he need validations from buffoons. I don't think so.

Oga Ade, read and pass.

You are simply a criminal gang working together to defraud people here.

I know say you be criminal so I don't need to indulge you
Travel / Re: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 12:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
ramalot:
I have gained some insights into different societies and cultures, by traveling far and wide. Not as a weekend tourist, but spending extended time in those places, and living an everyday life. Some of that information/experience might be useful to someone here.

The main point of this AMAA is mostly to answer questions of curiosity. Just random things you wonder about more obscure and less popular places (which I prefer to visit). I'm calling it "Ask Me Almost Anything," because I will not be answering certain questions.

Some questions I can't answer:

1. Questions about visa processes: I simply don't know, as I travel visa-free on a US passport, in almost all cases.

2. Questions about "hustling" as a documented or undocumented resident.

I have a web-based business in the US. So I work remotely, wherever I am.


A few things to note:

1. When I say "lived in a country," I don't mean permanently. I use that for countries I spend at least 1 month. I typically spend anywhere from 1- 3 months per country. In a few cases, I've stayed as long as 6, 10 and 12 months in some countries.

2. I travel on a US passport. I keep renewing my Naija passport each time it expires, but I never actually use it. Latest one I got in New York expired some months ago. I only used it once, in visiting Naija.

3. I am less interested in visiting "first world countries," as I find them boring. So most of my travels are to developing countries, but mostly those I still have access to solid accommodation and amenities. I have a business to run, so I can't be without reliable internet.

I find these countries more diverse in culture and lifestyle. First world countries are too structured and predictable.

4. I don't stay in hotels. I rent full Airbnb apartments, as I typically stay in a place for a few months and prefer to feel at home. I only stay in a hotel, if I need to, for 1-2 days while in transit, or something.

5. I've been learning Spanish for a long time, and speak decent enough conversational Spanish, and basic Portuguese.


Some countries I've been (including Nigeria, where I grew up):

Africa:
1. Nigeria
2. Benin Republic
3. Ethiopia (multiple visits)
4. South Africa

Latin America (South, Central, North):
5. Brazil
6. Colombia (multiple visits)
7. Argentina
8. Uruguay
9. Ecuador
10. Chile
11. Costa Rica
12. Peru
13. Panama
14. Dominican Republic
15. Mexico
16. Paraguay

Europe:
17. England (multiple visits)
18. Portugal
19. Netherlands (Amsterdam)

Asia:
20. Thailand (multiple visits)
21. Vietnam
22. Singapore
23. Indonesia
24. Philippines
25. Hong Kong
26. South Korea
27. China
28. Malaysia

North America:
29. USA (where I live)
30. Canada

Bonus (transits only, without bothering to leave the airport)
31. Moscow, Russia - 6 hours
32. Lome, Togo
33. Doha, Qatar


Current location: Buenos Aires, Argentina (Yes, there will be epic street parties if Argentina wins tomorrow!)

All pictures I post on this thread were taken with my phone. None are edited in any way.

Show us your passport
Romance / Re: I Just Met Her 3 Days Ago, And She's Already begging Me Money For Toothpaste by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On Dec 23, 2022
Jennyclay:
Another thread for broke men to start ranting.
Someone asked you for a little favor to help her with ordinary 3k, she even promised to pay back but you ran away and to make things worse, you brought a private issue to a public forum undecided. Nawa oo
If you don't have money kindly tell her you are as broke as a naked man. A naked man does not put his hands inside pocket. What if she asked for 30k nko? You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame! Shame!

Ordinary 3k, Bad energies everywhere! Shior!

So she can't provide ordinary 3k to take care of her paste. You can ask the OP to give you the account details so you do it on his behalf
Religion / Re: What Is The Use Of The 7 Books Of Moses by clericuzzio(m): 9:47pm On Dec 08, 2022
Funny enough the e-book is available online.
Read a portion of it over a decade ago, it contains a disclaimer somewhere stating if you read the book completely and don't believe you'd run mad however if you read and believe a demon would appear then give you a test with your ultimate prize being otherwordly knowledge. Tips and tricks to confuse the demon were given. Omoh, na there I close the book delete the file, I too like my life.

Share link of where you downloaded this version
Romance / Re: Who Has Any Idea How To Operate This Machine? (Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 3:29pm On Nov 26, 2022
clutch self don spoil
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi Vice-president, Saulos Klaus Chilima Arrested, charged for corruption by clericuzzio(m): 7:58pm On Nov 25, 2022
lhordspy:
Country that take accountability seriously.

Yet in Nigeria here, a certain man, Peter Pandora was caught with 250m naira cash in his car. When he was trying to sneak it into lagos state in 2009.

This same man was involved in a secret oversea business. These are businesses he clandestinely set up and operated overseas, including in notorious tax and secrecy havens in ways that breached Nigerian laws. Which was blown open by the Pandora findings.

This same man diverted billions of anambra state money into his daughter oversee account, invested the few funds left and ran all of it into historical loss. Where the present governor of Anambra state had to scream so loud for the world to know..

This same man declared openly that he lives, wine and dine with Ipob.

And many more....

Yet, this same man is a presidential candidate in Nigeria here contesting for the sit of Power. Being champion and cheerlead by aggressive, insulting, disrespectful bullies who thinks he is the best thing after chocolate.

Robert greene states that:
People that controls people perceptions of reality, control them

That is why: You need to judge people by their actions and maneuvers, not by fake stories or unproven figure they quote.

Resist people who sell stories of Nigeria's failure to you just to score cheap political point.




Yet in same Nigeria, one who impersonated another individual while involved as a bag man for a drug syndicate as well has having no real source of income and having a bullion van filled with cash drove into his house.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Because I Got These For Her On Her Birthday (photo) by clericuzzio(m): 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2022
unamamatoto:
With tears in my eyes, I'm taking the cornflakes cry cry


Ewu gambia, With tears in your eyes. Go commit suicide na.

S you drink am now, shey no be your body go dey nourished.
If you like no get sense

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Because I Got These For Her On Her Birthday (photo) by clericuzzio(m): 9:23pm On Nov 19, 2022
unamamatoto:
She pushed me away from her apartment and called me all sorts of names because of the things I got for her today being her birthday cry cry

She hasn't taken my calls since I left there in the morning cry cry

The economy hard on me cry cry


Abeg make I send my address, so you go send am to me. I will pay for delivery

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Romance / Re: Must Billing Come Once You Admire A Lady? by clericuzzio(m): 7:11pm On Nov 05, 2022
udofia234:
Good evening everyone!!! I don't even know how to start!!! its just too funny!!!


I went shopping at the mall this evening, while shopping I saw this lady, she looks beautiful, and mere looking at her wears and footwear u will feel comfortable that she's a matured lady.


I walked up to her and we exchanged pleasantries and the next thing she's already pointing at what she wanted to buy, at that point I was so disappointed to see her do that, anyways I bought it for her and immediately I left the mall I deleted her contact!!!

can you imagine? why are our ladies like this? na so dem dey do till they loose their real husband!!! I never woo at all she don't bring billing!!! so irritating.


You F up real time.
You could have taught her a lesson by not buying that for her but assure her You will get it when you want.

Don't ever fulfill every girls desire or wishes even when you can.
It portrays you as a simp


Now who lose: You collect contact delete am after 5Mins, but she don bill you something probably worth more than 5k wey you for dash your fellow guy or use am chop full chicken and one turbo king

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