They should go to Hell Rufai or That Fummmii, He knows what to do

if you believe this cook up story, am sorry I can't help you.


even obi cubana no go give N500k for re-union .

Cypress042:
Saying unfunny things like

= I'm not feeling fine.
= I've not eaten since i was born.

To Round it up, i need urgent 2k is a very annoying word mhen i hate it

One telling me she wants to make her hair, I said that's nice. She should go do it..Next thing is I don't have enough money. Wetin her papa and mama dey for Abeg?

Me just tell her I will speak with her at night.
Wether she do or not no be my concern

emmyluizzz:
yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness

some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..

Thanking God

Congratulations my brother..
If you are friendly with parishioners,you might be lucky someone will connect you to a better place

Moh247:




Lack of Education


Did any industry go to CBN to request forex at official rate and got turned back, and did any delegate tell you Tinubu paid them using CBN forex


What you people don't know is US dollars and Russian Rubbles are currently the most performing currency in the world and they are gaining momentum against all currency, not just Naira alone

This July a major event is going to happen that would also have a great effect on Dollars...

Microsoft, Tesla, Amazon and major US top companies would file their taxes .... We all know these companies did exceedingly well in Q1 and Q2 and these greatly impacted US GDP, expect Dollars to rise

US feds would annouce new interest rate , and this would determine lending rate, which affects inflation, GDP and ultimately the strength of dollars

So instead of foolishly blaming Village people and Tinubu for your uselessness in life, find way you can earn in dollars before August so that you can cash out big time

Write and sell a book on Amazon you sef go chop dollars

Do Yahoo Yahoo and get a client to love and send you money, you sef go chop dollars

Do an interesting YouTube and TicTok video , you sef go chop dollars

Go on Translation and Transcription site and translate or transcribe you sef go earn dollars

Go on freelance sites and there are lots of gigs they need you to help them do, don't be useless go and earn dollars







.

So those wey share dollar for APC convention do all these things you write here abi

dfrost:
Explorers on the beat

From exploring houses all over Nigeria to exploring watches. Well done chief.

Funny enough those watches might not be more than twenty pieces. That makes them more valuable. It's all about precision

Modified: 150 pieces? He even tried. One or two of my Nigerian people will grab the watch.

you mean tifnubu son?

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Just imagine one stupid hausa man harassing my mother right in her shop in the market.I was maaaddd!!! I ran straight to one igbo man shop, I once taught his daughter....She likes me like fuck_ always calling me her best teacher.He is known popularly as Sony P.This man came and beat the hell out of that useless man.


His children were even threatening me but my response to them was "Your threats would make sense if only you think I give a damn about them".

An Hausa man rather.

I no even understand the combination of A..Abeg use trailer carry am commot

Chukz001:
Even if na another speed Darlington una produce that one self no go bad na

You no well..Speed kor Darlington Ni

Omo Na To Begin Groom Musician For My Family Lineage Now

Pacesetterz:


The eastern region makes governance seems very hard. I have never seen a state water running in homes. Everybody is digging boreholes for themselves. Even with the river Niger,water is still hard. Don’t really know about southwest.

Lagos state water board still dey exist?

During my secondary school days in Owerri, we had running water till I left In 2004..
But Ohakim, Rochas and Now Uzodinjo has finally buried a once functioning ministry

maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks

Nairaland is now a solution ground, I laugh in vawulence

Islie:



https://www.thecable.ng/revealed-how-boko-haram-kingpin-plotted-to-kidnap-shettimas-children-at-borno-lodge

lalasticlala

All lies..This write up can't make him clean of the circumstances surrounding the Chibok kidnap as well as even Kabiru Sokoto.

Besides he's the one who always Recieves BH members that are released in the state

Dailyparrot:
So, my friend that does Bolt got a request to go pick a rider inside the cantonment.

When he got in, he was pressed so he decided to urinate inside a gutter there.

Some soldiers saw him urinating and said he was not supposed to urinate inside the barracks. Like what is wrong in urinating inside that their dirty barracks as far as it's not at an inappropriate place.

That's how they started punishing him, asking him to wash their smelling toilets, mob their guard room and all sorts of humiliating tasks.

This my friend is a masters student at unilag but doing Bolt to hold body together while the strike lasts. Whereas, the dirty soldiers that gave him that punishment might be abokiii SSCE holders.

I was furious when he told me that. The other time I drove into that cantonment to pick a rider, I was driving and talking to the person I came to pick when this soldier tried to stop me, I just zoomed passed him like I didn't even see him. I'm sure if I had given him attention, he would have wanted to start his madness.

Funnily, the rider my friend went to pick canceled on him and of course booked another ride. I was once taking some people into the cantonment and they were laughing about how the first driver they booked canceled when they told him they were going to the army cantonment. I don't have fear for anybody. I drive in and out of the barracks whenever I get a rider to or out of there.

I don't know why Nigeria soldiers feel it's okay to always oppress civilians at the slightest opportunity. I guess that's the only consolation they have for the Ill care they receive from the system.

If any of your family members is a soldier, advise them to be different.

There's a department in each barracks that handles civilian-military relationship. ,This bothers on molestation, Quarrels and all what nots as long as it's between civilians ND Military.
Let your friend locate the department and go report the officers involved..He should keep the date and time that happened and the location handy. With this the handlers of the case would know who and who were on duty that very day and pick them out. If found guilty, they will be punished by the MPs there.

helinues:
The very good positive things about Obi's presidency, it brings back lost hope which some Igbo's had about Nigeria . They now believe Nigeria can work again if a credible candidate is elected as the president...

UGM are not exempted from those who are beginning to see Nigeria capable of working, but the question is, for how long can they sustain their fate? Would they still believe that Nigeria will work again even if Obi loss the presidency?

While the UGM are on vacation, I believe this is the right time for the Igbo's to channel the same energy they are using for OBI to discuss the matter now before the election cos it might be too late after the election.

Life is gradually returning back to SE with the suspension of UGM activities, no strict force on sit at home, isn't that a good thing?

MNK talked sense into their heads. he said he want southeast to be calm during is last appearance in court.

Stallionhorse:
Omo! My people today vibes different sha!!
After sitting I traffic for 4 he's coming back from lekki, when I got home I was feeling bored and depressed so I went and bought my usual 4 fufu and melon soup with one big fish.. After eating my stomach was too full so I say make I buy sachet take digest the fufu.. Ended up drinking like 6 sachet of action bitters then my oga down below started his own.. Omo! I just dey call all the girls for my phone then I realized that what I'm looking for in sokoto is right in front of my eyes, the girl selling sachet drink.. She is curvy and short has a good ass and was wearing a shirt gown, I just need humble myself find one place sit Don near am start to gist her while buying kpomo back to back to cure the Highness.. Omo! I don't know when I told this girl * You go sweet to Bleep sha*! She just laughed and told me no p that she would soon close that I should buy her dinner.. I told her I will make indomie and eggs for her with tea she said yes.. Omo! My people as I'm typing this she is having dinner in my place Now and the rest will be story for sure..
I just want to let all my guys know be bold enough to say rubbish to a girl she will fall like naira to dollars asap!! Good night my guys.. Make I go start my matter..

Hahahaha..Nairaland na real funny place to catch cruise

Ofemmanu1:


Ok, happy sale.

Happy Searching Brother

Ofemmanu1:
You line no dey go.

You go take 40k?

That's my WhatsApp number.

50k firm sir

Neatly Used Infinix Hot 10 For Sale.

It's never been repaired and still has excellent battery Condition

Price:50k Firm

Location: Iba,LASU/Iba Expressway
Ojo


08139271282

JBriel:
When it comes to work, I duff my hats to female. They focus on the jobs. [b]Men would be broke, yet would be measuring their egos against their superiors and sizing up before way better than them financially[b].

Just see your reason.... And you say you are an employer..

liver123:
I work in a building construction site as an engineer under this man as the main engineer. Last Saturday I went to work and on reaching site I sent him report of site. I stayed till afternoon and I was very hungry and coupled with the fact that there was no place to get something to eat at site, I decided to leave before closing time so that I can go home and eat since there is no serious work on site. He later came to site and called me and I told him that I am sorry I left because I was hungry. This morning I woke up to see his message that I should not come to the site again. I work like a labourer in that site for a salary of 50k without any other chance of getting money. See this life, the best thing is to invest in a business no matter how small and be your own boss. This I have tried for a one and half year of working with this man but how much can i save from 50k to start a business of my own leaving in this abuja that everything is expensive. This life no balance at all

Just move on my brother,

Since you are a sight engineer, you can liase with these guys who sell cement in wholesale and retail, tell them of your skill and even add agency to your side hustle..In no time You'd be at same level with your ex boss

JBriel:
When it comes to work, I duff my hats to female. They focus on the jobs. Men would be broke, yet would be measuring their egos against their superiors and sizing up before way better than them financially.

Oga go and rest..
Have you taken out time to check the DP or status of most girls on Friday, You'd see unseriousness..Or is it the endlesss chattering and gossips which they do in the various work places..

Instead of you to tell us that you need free and easy pussy you are saying they are very serious at work..

I will always wear a T-shirt with the inscription AM ALL BOOKED UP

Dhevine:
Am tired of changing chargers every time,before I taught it depended on the cost but I was wrong, but I was truly wrong,
is it not better I go for the cheap fake than the costly one.

Pls help me guys. I need to know how to identify them.

Go buy Fedan Chargers and have peace.
That's what I'm using cos I'm in Alaba

Persephone1:
Your headache not mine.

Same with me. It's your headache as well

atheistconverta:
You're really a lost confused soul whose case is beyond me.

May God have mercy on you.

I just laughed at you. A confused lot calling an enlightened one lost..
There's no amount of tutorial that will make you knowledgeable and free from the matrix. So keep wallowing in your ignorance