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PoliticsRe: President Buhari In Close Door Meeting With Hope Uzodinma (Pictures) by clericuzzio(m): 2:07pm On Aug 13, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
Keep wailing. Can u achieve what Buhari have achieved so far??
or you mean can he destroy and borrow as buhaha have done so far?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Storms Owerri As He Was Greeted To Mammoth Crowd [video /photos] by clericuzzio(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2022
urchins, where are thou. grin

Peter Obi our president 2x

Everybody know Peter Obi, na confirm Bobo.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Soon Shock The World, Naira Will Be Strong Again – Pastor Enenche by clericuzzio(m): 8:59am On Aug 11, 2022
LIVE08:
Nigeria will soon shock the world, Naira’ll be strong again – Pastor Enenche



https://dailypost.ng/2022/08/11/nigeria-will-soon-shock-the-world-nairall-be-strong-again-pastor-enenche-in-fresh-prophecy/
Audio Shock.

If baba Emi Lokan enter, naira will be as useless as Zimbabwean dollar
FamilyRe: We Need To Go Back To Burning Women Alive: Nick Fuentes by clericuzzio(m): 9:11pm On Aug 08, 2022
Would have supported this if my uncle's wife had been caught while still alive for practicing the dark part of Witchcraft
Christianity EtcRe: Be Sure Of Your Afterlife Before You Depart by clericuzzio(m): 5:17pm On Aug 07, 2022
Interesting15:
When you close your eyes and depart this world, there is an afterlife you will find yourself.

While our current world is limited and short, this afterlife is eternal and everlasting.

Interestingly, your actions and decisions here on earth will determine where and how you will spend your afterlife.

In the afterlife, everyone will be judged by God for the things we did on earth.

While some will be embraced into Heaven (a place of eternal peace and comfort), some will be banished to hell fire (a place of eternal torment).

Hence, the best thing you can do for yourself is to start preparing for the afterlife before you die.

How can you adequately prepare?

Simply accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, and forsake your sins.

Say this prayer now:

LORD JESUS, I believe in my heart that You died for me and You raised on the third day for my justification. And so I confess with my mouth that You are my Lord and Savior. From today, I belong to the family of God. Thank You for giving me eternal life.

Now, start serving Him in spirit and in truth, and ignore the sinful distractions of this world.

You see, this is one prominent way to live a true fulfilled life, and you must align yourself with God your Creator to become all He has destined you to be. Don't forget that it is your destiny to have an intimate righteous relationship with God which is eternal in nature, through Jesus Christ. You will be empowered with the Holy Ghost, and you will live a life of true dominion.

God bless you, in Jesus Name.

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2022/08/be-sure-of-your-afterlife-before-you.html?m=1
This is absolute trash, You don't go to hell neither do you go to heaven after death.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Supporters I Want To Ask A Question by clericuzzio(m): 3:43pm On Aug 06, 2022
abiodunalabama:
what happens to his health status ? Are u healthy than him? Can u travel up and down the way is been doing since January without stop?
Obi nko?

dey even push him luggage himself. can BAT carry his luggage himself with one hand wey don wither?

am ibo. I swear, if it was Osibanjo, I won't think twice before voting him. Tinubu time have pass.

if he is not care careful, he may lose Lagos to JENIFER self
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Supporters I Want To Ask A Question by clericuzzio(m): 3:41pm On Aug 06, 2022
Moh247:
cool

Are you a doctor to know his medical fitness ... A man is busy Campaigning by himself traveling up and down yet you call him sick, going to mosque and churches yet you call him unfit

When will you guys understand Propaganda like that can't work
man that cannot even hold the flag he fought dirty to win grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 2:10pm On Aug 06, 2022
Liverpool score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 2:04pm On Aug 06, 2022
osazsky:
them don play 2.5
him mean Liverpool alone to score at least 3goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 1:59pm On Aug 06, 2022
@MOD

update score line biko.
PoliticsRe: Referendum Made Atiku Nigerian – Nnamdi Kanu’s Lawyer Backs UN Position On IPOB by clericuzzio(m): 1:29pm On Aug 06, 2022
waoooooooooo
PoliticsRe: See The Igbo Man Impacting Lives In Sokoto (photos) by clericuzzio(m): 11:46am On Aug 06, 2022
When Jihad start na you go still first collect
PoliticsRe: 2 Lagos-Based Igbo Men Show Support For Tinubu (Video) by clericuzzio(m): 3:42pm On Jul 30, 2022
OkutaNla:
cheesy grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FaRTOBDJck

Seems dis ones are disOBIDIENT. Lol.

"He (Tinubu) is hundred times better than Peter Obi..."
Same way I met a Yoruba man yesterday saying he and his family are OBIdient and he's actively spreading the good news
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Uncovers Illegal Bunkering Camp In Bayelsa (Pictures) by clericuzzio(m): 7:51am On Jul 30, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Boko Haram hideout they have been bombing up and down in simbisa forest.

Are you living in space tongue
Have they been able to locate the hideout of bandits terrorizing the north east and MB
PoliticsRe: Protesters In Kaduna Demand The Release Of Kidnapped Train Passengers (Video) by clericuzzio(m): 9:09pm On Jul 24, 2022
They should go to Hell Rufai or That Fummmii, He knows what to do
RomanceRe: My Secondary School Re-union Experience by clericuzzio(m): 1:25am On Jul 24, 2022
if you believe this cook up story, am sorry I can't help you.


even obi cubana no go give N500k for re-union .
RomanceRe: Texting Habits That Should Stop by clericuzzio(m): 5:12pm On Jul 23, 2022
Cypress042:
Saying unfunny things like

= I'm not feeling fine.
= I've not eaten since i was born.

To Round it up, i need urgent 2k is a very annoying word mhen i hate it embarassed
One telling me she wants to make her hair, I said that's nice. She should go do it..Next thing is I don't have enough money. Wetin her papa and mama dey for Abeg?

Me just tell her I will speak with her at night.
Wether she do or not no be my concern
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A New Job by clericuzzio(m): 12:02pm On Jul 23, 2022
emmyluizzz:
yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness

some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..

Thanking God
Congratulations my brother..
If you are friendly with parishioners,you might be lucky someone will connect you to a better place
PoliticsRe: Dollar Now #690. Nigeria Is Finished. by clericuzzio(m): 11:51am On Jul 23, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Lack of Education


Did any industry go to CBN to request forex at official rate and got turned back, and did any delegate tell you Tinubu paid them using CBN forex


What you people don't know is US dollars and Russian Rubbles are currently the most performing currency in the world and they are gaining momentum against all currency, not just Naira alone

This July a major event is going to happen that would also have a great effect on Dollars...

Microsoft, Tesla, Amazon and major US top companies would file their taxes .... We all know these companies did exceedingly well in Q1 and Q2 and these greatly impacted US GDP, expect Dollars to rise

US feds would annouce new interest rate , and this would determine lending rate, which affects inflation, GDP and ultimately the strength of dollars

So instead of foolishly blaming Village people and Tinubu for your uselessness in life, find way you can earn in dollars before August so that you can cash out big time

Write and sell a book on Amazon you sef go chop dollars

Do Yahoo Yahoo and get a client to love and send you money, you sef go chop dollars

Do an interesting YouTube and TicTok video , you sef go chop dollars

Go on Translation and Transcription site and translate or transcribe you sef go earn dollars

Go on freelance sites and there are lots of gigs they need you to help them do, don't be useless go and earn dollars







.
So those wey share dollar for APC convention do all these things you write here abi
FashionRe: Richard Mille Unveils World's Thinnest Wristwatch, Costs ₦1.1 Billion (Photos) by clericuzzio(m): 6:55am On Jul 22, 2022
dfrost:
Explorers on the beat grin

From exploring houses all over Nigeria to exploring watches. Well done chief.

Funny enough those watches might not be more than twenty pieces. That makes them more valuable. It's all about precision kiss

Modified: 150 pieces? He even tried. One or two of my Nigerian people will grab the watch.
you mean tifnubu son?
RomanceRe: An Hausa Man Harassed My Mother Today by clericuzzio(m): 6:49am On Jul 22, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Just imagine one stupid hausa man harassing my mother right in her shop in the market.I was maaaddd!!! I ran straight to one igbo man shop, I once taught his daughter....She likes me like fuck_ always calling me her best teacher.He is known popularly as Sony P.This man came and beat the hell out of that useless man.


His children were even threatening me but my response to them was "Your threats would make sense if only you think I give a damn about them".
An Hausa man rather.
FoodRe: Delete One Of These Foods Forever.(Pic) by clericuzzio(m): 10:48pm On Jul 18, 2022
I no even understand the combination of A..Abeg use trailer carry am commot
CelebritiesRe: Davido Throws Party In Adeleke's Mansion In Osun State(video) by clericuzzio(m): 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2022
Chukz001:
Even if na another speed Darlington una produce that one self no go bad na
You no well..Speed kor Darlington Ni
CelebritiesRe: Davido Throws Party In Adeleke's Mansion In Osun State(video) by clericuzzio(m): 7:08pm On Jul 18, 2022
Omo Na To Begin Groom Musician For My Family Lineage Now
PoliticsRe: Is Your State’s Water Board Still Functional? by clericuzzio(m): 4:31pm On Jul 17, 2022
Pacesetterz:
The eastern region makes governance seems very hard. I have never seen a state water running in homes. Everybody is digging boreholes for themselves. Even with the river Niger,water is still hard. Don’t really know about southwest.

Lagos state water board still dey exist?
During my secondary school days in Owerri, we had running water till I left In 2004..
But Ohakim, Rochas and Now Uzodinjo has finally buried a once functioning ministry
RomanceRe: My Soon To Be Wife by clericuzzio(m): 12:24pm On Jul 16, 2022
maikbanj:
Good morning dear Nairalanders,

Thank you for being there in the past with your timely advise(s). I am here again just to get some more on a case.

I have a girlfriend which I plan getting married to as both families are all involved. My girlfriend has had a bad past. She was once abused and all but then I was able to help shape her when I got into her life. I have been there for her in my own little way but lately, she has not been behaving too well and I am not happy about that fact.I will itemize these:

1. She once borrowed her friend her school fees to rent an apartment with the promise the friend was going to pay her back before exams started. Her friend failed to pay her back and I had to provide her with the money in order not to miss her exams. Note, the said friend is a female.

2. Second semester, her pops gave her school fees which I saw the alert. Yea,she travelled down to see me from Lag and she spent some but then I told her she would not have spent her school fees to come see me. Infact at that time I never knew she was going to come because I was sick but she did. So I told her not to touch her school fees again that I was going to refund her the money. She left and I refunded. I paid her flight back to Lagos.

I later found out my girlfriend didn’t pay that school fees. She spent it and when it was time to pay she kept complaining. I was mad at her wondering what she must have used it for. I scolded her and gave her part of the money.(N100k)

3. I have paid several debts for her as she made some mistakes in her online business and was swindled. The most recent one now, she went to get loans from apps online. I don’t even know what would have made her do that as I try assist her when she’s in need. I have warned her severally against borrowing but she went to borrow and now she’s into debt.

I have asked what she used the money for but she can’t even point to one thing. She said she used the initial loan for her personal needs and when she couldn’t pay back, she had to borrow from another app to pay and all. That’s how she kept borrowing to pay another till she borrowed from over 15 loan apps and her debt is running into 350k as at today.

I honestly can’t pay such an amount as I have my own personal problems to carry. I was mad because in the past I have warned her against borrowing and all. Now she’s in trouble and they’ve been threatening her to pay back.

I have told her I don’t have such monies to pay back and even if I had I won’t pay back. I have advised she talk to her parents and siblings about it but she has been scared. I have that money but I can’t pay back as I have more pressing needs to attend to. Since she has refused to tell her parents, I am thinking of telling her parents. I am very close to her family.

This is someone I wanna get married to but with all I’m seeing, I am already having doubts.

She’s from a very good home. Deep down, I love her and she does too. But why these problems, I don’t understand.

Please I seek your advice on how to handle this as I can’t pay such debts. I have done several in the past

Thanks
Nairaland is now a solution ground, I laugh in vawulence grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: How Kabiru Sokoto Plotted To Kidnap Shettima’s Children At Borno Lodge by clericuzzio(m): 10:55am On Jul 16, 2022
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/revealed-how-boko-haram-kingpin-plotted-to-kidnap-shettimas-children-at-borno-lodge

lalasticlala
All lies..This write up can't make him clean of the circumstances surrounding the Chibok kidnap as well as even Kabiru Sokoto.

Besides he's the one who always Recieves BH members that are released in the state

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