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RomanceRe: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by clericuzzio(m): 6:26pm On Jan 12, 2023
Funny stories everyday.

So you want him to save in your account like his own na wetin?

Seems you have an ulterior motive to have envisaged this idea.

Pls tell your boyfriend that he should just discard You immediately cos you might likely use his money to give another gee wey dey service you on the side
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is A Very Stupid Man by clericuzzio(m): 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2023
NorthernAgender:
How can a member of terrorist organization still be struggling to become president of the same country is terrorising. Imagine a bokoharam member come out to contest for president.


You ipob terrorist that hoping you will get voters from northern Christians you are just fooling around. No single vote for you idiot
Yet Your lord and Savior whom Boko Haram chooses became your president
RomanceRe: Is This A Trap? (Picture attached) by clericuzzio(m): 5:20pm On Jan 06, 2023
Is marriage all about feeding another mouth
CrimeRe: Troops Arrest IPOB Commander Who Allegedly Killed Gulak by clericuzzio(m): 1:11pm On Dec 29, 2022
CrimeRe: 31-Year-Old Suspect Recounts How He Murdered His Abuja-Based Girlfriend (Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 1:57am On Dec 29, 2022
holocron:
Sorry for your loss. Seems you squandered your youth. No husband, no children. Now living a wayward life that has exposed you to danger. What are you doing at 48 years with a 31year yahoo boy old enough to be your son. You want to live oyibo style life here in naija. Rest in peace. Last last, all is vanity.
How can a 31 year old be the son of a 48year old woman
TravelRe: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2022
clericuzzio:
You are part of a criminal gang working together to defraud people here.

I know say you be criminal so I don't need to indulge you
TravelRe: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2022
AdaojoTheUrchin:
Why should he do that? To prove what? Does he need validations from buffoons. I don't think so.

Oga Ade, read and pass.
You are simply a criminal gang working together to defraud people here.

I know say you be criminal so I don't need to indulge you
TravelRe: I Have Lived in (or Visited) over 30 Countries. Ask Me Almost Anything (+ Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 12:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
ramalot:
I have gained some insights into different societies and cultures, by traveling far and wide. Not as a weekend tourist, but spending extended time in those places, and living an everyday life. Some of that information/experience might be useful to someone here.

The main point of this AMAA is mostly to answer questions of curiosity. Just random things you wonder about more obscure and less popular places (which I prefer to visit). I'm calling it "Ask Me Almost Anything," because I will not be answering certain questions.

Some questions I can't answer:

1. Questions about visa processes: I simply don't know, as I travel visa-free on a US passport, in almost all cases.

2. Questions about "hustling" as a documented or undocumented resident.

I have a web-based business in the US. So I work remotely, wherever I am.


A few things to note:

1. When I say "lived in a country," I don't mean permanently. I use that for countries I spend at least 1 month. I typically spend anywhere from 1- 3 months per country. In a few cases, I've stayed as long as 6, 10 and 12 months in some countries.

2. I travel on a US passport. I keep renewing my Naija passport each time it expires, but I never actually use it. Latest one I got in New York expired some months ago. I only used it once, in visiting Naija.

3. I am less interested in visiting "first world countries," as I find them boring. So most of my travels are to developing countries, but mostly those I still have access to solid accommodation and amenities. I have a business to run, so I can't be without reliable internet.

I find these countries more diverse in culture and lifestyle. First world countries are too structured and predictable.

4. I don't stay in hotels. I rent full Airbnb apartments, as I typically stay in a place for a few months and prefer to feel at home. I only stay in a hotel, if I need to, for 1-2 days while in transit, or something.

5. I've been learning Spanish for a long time, and speak decent enough conversational Spanish, and basic Portuguese.


Some countries I've been (including Nigeria, where I grew up):

Africa:
1. Nigeria
2. Benin Republic
3. Ethiopia (multiple visits)
4. South Africa

Latin America (South, Central, North):
5. Brazil
6. Colombia (multiple visits)
7. Argentina
8. Uruguay
9. Ecuador
10. Chile
11. Costa Rica
12. Peru
13. Panama
14. Dominican Republic
15. Mexico
16. Paraguay

Europe:
17. England (multiple visits)
18. Portugal
19. Netherlands (Amsterdam)

Asia:
20. Thailand (multiple visits)
21. Vietnam
22. Singapore
23. Indonesia
24. Philippines
25. Hong Kong
26. South Korea
27. China
28. Malaysia

North America:
29. USA (where I live)
30. Canada

Bonus (transits only, without bothering to leave the airport)
31. Moscow, Russia - 6 hours
32. Lome, Togo
33. Doha, Qatar


Current location: Buenos Aires, Argentina (Yes, there will be epic street parties if Argentina wins tomorrow!)

All pictures I post on this thread were taken with my phone. None are edited in any way.
Show us your passport
RomanceRe: I Just Met Her 3 Days Ago, And She's Already begging Me Money For Toothpaste by clericuzzio(m): 6:35pm On Dec 23, 2022
Jennyclay:
Another thread for broke men to start ranting.
Someone asked you for a little favor to help her with ordinary 3k, she even promised to pay back but you ran away and to make things worse, you brought a private issue to a public forum undecided. Nawa oo
If you don't have money kindly tell her you are as broke as a naked man. A naked man does not put his hands inside pocket. What if she asked for 30k nko? You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame! Shame!

Ordinary 3k, Bad energies everywhere! Shior!
So she can't provide ordinary 3k to take care of her paste. You can ask the OP to give you the account details so you do it on his behalf
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Use Of The 7 Books Of Moses by clericuzzio(m): 9:47pm On Dec 08, 2022
Funny enough the e-book is available online.
Read a portion of it over a decade ago, it contains a disclaimer somewhere stating if you read the book completely and don't believe you'd run mad however if you read and believe a demon would appear then give you a test with your ultimate prize being otherwordly knowledge. Tips and tricks to confuse the demon were given. Omoh, na there I close the book delete the file, I too like my life.
Share link of where you downloaded this version
RomanceRe: Who Has Any Idea How To Operate This Machine? (Pics) by clericuzzio(m): 3:29pm On Nov 26, 2022
clutch self don spoil
Foreign AffairsRe: Malawi Vice-president, Saulos Klaus Chilima Arrested, charged for corruption by clericuzzio(m): 7:58pm On Nov 25, 2022
lhordspy:
Country that take accountability seriously.

Yet in Nigeria here, a certain man, Peter Pandora was caught with 250m naira cash in his car. When he was trying to sneak it into lagos state in 2009.

This same man was involved in a secret oversea business. These are businesses he clandestinely set up and operated overseas, including in notorious tax and secrecy havens in ways that breached Nigerian laws. Which was blown open by the Pandora findings.

This same man diverted billions of anambra state money into his daughter oversee account, invested the few funds left and ran all of it into historical loss. Where the present governor of Anambra state had to scream so loud for the world to know..

This same man declared openly that he lives, wine and dine with Ipob.

And many more....

Yet, this same man is a presidential candidate in Nigeria here contesting for the sit of Power. Being champion and cheerlead by aggressive, insulting, disrespectful bullies who thinks he is the best thing after chocolate.

Robert greene states that:
People that controls people perceptions of reality, control them

That is why: You need to judge people by their actions and maneuvers, not by fake stories or unproven figure they quote.

Resist people who sell stories of Nigeria's failure to you just to score cheap political point.
Yet in same Nigeria, one who impersonated another individual while involved as a bag man for a drug syndicate as well has having no real source of income and having a bullion van filled with cash drove into his house.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Because I Got These For Her On Her Birthday (photo) by clericuzzio(m): 9:24pm On Nov 19, 2022
unamamatoto:
With tears in my eyes, I'm taking the cornflakes cry cry
Ewu gambia, With tears in your eyes. Go commit suicide na.

S you drink am now, shey no be your body go dey nourished.
If you like no get sense
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Because I Got These For Her On Her Birthday (photo) by clericuzzio(m): 9:23pm On Nov 19, 2022
unamamatoto:
She pushed me away from her apartment and called me all sorts of names because of the things I got for her today being her birthday cry cry

She hasn't taken my calls since I left there in the morning cry cry

The economy hard on me cry cry
Abeg make I send my address, so you go send am to me. I will pay for delivery
RomanceRe: Must Billing Come Once You Admire A Lady? by clericuzzio(m): 7:11pm On Nov 05, 2022
udofia234:
Good evening everyone!!! I don't even know how to start!!! its just too funny!!!


I went shopping at the mall this evening, while shopping I saw this lady, she looks beautiful, and mere looking at her wears and footwear u will feel comfortable that she's a matured lady.


I walked up to her and we exchanged pleasantries and the next thing she's already pointing at what she wanted to buy, at that point I was so disappointed to see her do that, anyways I bought it for her and immediately I left the mall I deleted her contact!!!

can you imagine? why are our ladies like this? na so dem dey do till they loose their real husband!!! I never woo at all she don't bring billing!!! so irritating.
You F up real time.
You could have taught her a lesson by not buying that for her but assure her You will get it when you want.

Don't ever fulfill every girls desire or wishes even when you can.
It portrays you as a simp


Now who lose: You collect contact delete am after 5Mins, but she don bill you something probably worth more than 5k wey you for dash your fellow guy or use am chop full chicken and one turbo king

Take note
RomanceRe: I Begged My Boyfriend For Money And He Insulted Me by clericuzzio(m): 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2022
FERNADEZISBACK:
Just because I demanded for just 25k from my bf to do my hair he insulted me black and blue and threatened to ditch me. Why are men like this?
Just check out her audacity..

Man no blame you sha
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo Please Forget Peter Obi, Vote For Atiku by clericuzzio(m): 8:02pm On Nov 03, 2022
chigator2:
te te n'ura.

For the records, I am Igbo. Based abroad. Non partisan in NG politics. If you are Igbo and must vote please read this with an open mind.

You don't wish to see the bigger picture. This is Nigerian Politics we are talking about not America or UK politics where a second generation immigrant recently assumed the head office unrestricted without threat of sabotage.
Now let's get down to numbers. Look at the attached photo, do you think Peter Obi has organic support base to challenge Atiku. Look at the voter suppression carried out by INEC in the South south and South East.


My point is this, If Peter Obi magically wins in 2023, he would be deep into the trap these people have set for him. He will be sabotaged gradually and subliminally even if they have to cripple their country (Learn from Jonathan's last days in office).


Aggrieved states would refuse to co-operate with his dictates. The Legislature, Judiciary and Civil service that are controlled by his opposition will slow him down and frustrate whatever positivity he offers . Don't forget his experience in his own Anambra where he was impeached and fought against by these politheifcians.

Secondly, whosoever is taking over from Buhari is going to be seating on a shaky stool. By all accounts it is wrong timing. Global recession, COVID recovery, Russo-Ukraine war, Buhari's failure, Plunging debt. All this factors won't go easy on whosoever is the unluckily lucky aspirant. And it better not be one of our own.


Then you can as well prepare for taunting and stigmatization about the failure the president being of Igbo extraction failed to deliver. Save your shame, vote for Atiku. Let the North continue to keep their property. I won't add words about the other entity, because he doesn't stand a single chance. A regional candidate.


More so, one man can't fix Nigeria, the country is rotten to the core. From the citizenry to the government, Nigeria needs an attitudinal, cultural, constitutional, ideological overhaul. My preferred solution is the divvying of this contraption, which would be a rather soon eventuality though.
So this efulefu is suggesting we vote for Atiku with no leadership role as against Peter obi who has distinguished himself in both public and private sector.

Leave us alone to vote whom we choose and vote your Atiku.

It's as simple as that
TravelRe: Transport Crisis: LASG Is Looking Into The Demands Of The JDWAN - Sola Giwa by clericuzzio(m): 8:45pm On Oct 31, 2022
Only in Tinubus Lagos will all these Agbero be extorting people with careless abandon.

You carry your own television for head, next thing you hear is Owo mi da
PoliticsRe: Igbos Want To Test Their Voting Strenght Throug Obi by clericuzzio(m): 5:57pm On Oct 30, 2022
Durabest:
Peter obi is lgbo thing i never see any hausa or yoruba man taken obi serious reason why they always insult Tinubu.To lgbo man,they felt that why must Tinubu contest when their son is constesting,But is left for the yorubas to know their stand b4 the election bcus the lgbo are waiting to laugh them.
If you haven't seen any Hausa or Yoruba person campaigning for Obi, then you will become blind and never see.

Aisha Yesufu and YS Yusuf are igbos right
PoliticsRe: Is This ESN Or UGM Bodyguard Wearing Slippers With Peter Obi? by clericuzzio(m): 8:22am On Oct 23, 2022
plaindealer:
I just know say Pandora no fit enter Anambra without authorization from ipob ESN and UGM.

And this clown won rule Nigeria...

Mba Mba.. grin grin
Mumu Dem, an MC who is head of tout is freely campaigning for Tinubu.



Those guys you see there are AVG guys( Anambra Vigilant Group)


So stop being stupid and senseless
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I Will Withdraw Police Escorts From VIPs by clericuzzio(m): 7:12pm On Oct 21, 2022
blamingthedevil:
https://punchng.com/i-will-withdraw-police-escorts-from-vips-tinubu/
Person wey never be president don dey use outriders and motorcade


This is a case of not practicing what you preach
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Flops Again: Says 100 Bags Thousand Barrels Of Oil by clericuzzio(m): 6:35am On Oct 17, 2022
ochejoseph:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAWPoohYO7U

How can you wish Nigeria well and support a man that says "100 bags thousand barrels of oil." Does it make any sense to you?

Just imagine a Tinubu addressing the General Assembly of the United Nations with a 10-15 seconds pause after every incoherent statement. It will be a tragedy!!!!

A vote for Peter Obi is also an indirect vote for a Tinubu Presidency, children will not understand this but the sensible ones with get the message.

A vote for Atiku who picked Peter Obi as running mate in 2019 against the will of the South East leaders is a vote for a man who believes in Nigeria.

Watch the video and make up your mind


May God Help Us to Help Ourselves

Dr Oche Otorkpa (FRSPH-UK)
I'd rather vote Tinubu than Atiku.

My preferred candidate still remains Peter Gregory Obi
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu's Youthful Look In New Photos by clericuzzio(m): 11:50am On Oct 10, 2022
Googleforum:
2023: Bola Ahmed Tinubu, stuns supporters with youthful new look. Is his new look for me?
Na what is youthful in his looks?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Skills Can You Teach For Free? by clericuzzio(m): 1:07am On Oct 09, 2022
I can teach you a skill that you can use to make your girlfriend squi.t in 2mins.
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by clericuzzio(m): 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
Your impulse to respond actually clouded your reasoning.
Next time, read like any write up for a minimum of 3 times before responding
PoliticsRe: Frank Edwards Declares Support For Peter Obi by clericuzzio(m): 7:51am On Oct 07, 2022
hisexcellency34:
I hope he had PVC? No be by online declaration ooo
For your mind anyone supporting Peter Obi most likely don't have PVC and all the PVCs are of APC urchins.

Keep dreaming
Christianity EtcRe: Man Arrested For Stealing Money From Church Offering Box In Osun State by clericuzzio(m): 12:52pm On Oct 02, 2022
since is Gods money, why not leave it for God to judge him.

anyway, church business is a serious business ooo.
AgricultureRe: If Banana Grew & Entered Your Compound Like This, What Would You Do? by clericuzzio(m): 7:37pm On Sep 30, 2022
obembet:
I believe we still have many good Nigerians who can judge this matter

If Banana grows like this and enter your compound, are you the owner or your neighbor?
I would wait for it to start ripening from the bottom to top..
Then start eating them from the base
FamilyRe: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by clericuzzio(m): 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
You need to start aplogising through calls, messages, voice notes.....yes you wronged your husband. Unfortunately he is not mature enough to forgive you and let go easily.

Satan is fighting marriages these days seriously lipsrsealed , such that you will see so much ego, anger, unforgiveness over minor issues, how much more serious offense.

Your husband seems all out to embarrass you among your family members and let them know there is a problem in the marriage.

This is the disadvantage of long distance marriage.
Appologise with speed.
See person wey mature.
So many childish people on NL.
CultureRe: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by clericuzzio(m): 3:47pm On Sep 24, 2022
bigfrancis21:
Remember Aka Nchawa’s song from the early 2000s or if you’re familiar with the Igbo Bible, ‘Anyi nwere Odum Ebo Judea’ ie ‘We have the lion of the tribe of Judea’. I remember reading my grandmother’s Igbo Bible many years ago, the Igbo translation for the Lion of the tribe of Judea was and has always been, ‘Odum Ebo Judea’.

This is an argument that has been made on this forum years ago. You might want to look for that thread for more information.
What of this song

Agu Na'eche Mba
PoliticsRe: Obi, Atiku, Tinubu To Sign Peace Pact On Thursday by clericuzzio(m): 8:06am On Sep 23, 2022
oyin44:
It would be better for them to sign the peace pact cos we have a secessionist master among them


Cos if he fails, Biafra or death continues
tifnubu supporter spotted.

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