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Romance / Re: I Begged My Boyfriend For Money And He Insulted Me by clericuzzio(m): 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2022
FERNADEZISBACK:
Just because I demanded for just 25k from my bf to do my hair he insulted me black and blue and threatened to ditch me. Why are men like this?

Just check out her audacity..

Man no blame you sha
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Please Forget Peter Obi, Vote For Atiku by clericuzzio(m): 8:02pm On Nov 03, 2022
chigator2:
te te n'ura.

For the records, I am Igbo. Based abroad. Non partisan in NG politics. If you are Igbo and must vote please read this with an open mind.

You don't wish to see the bigger picture. This is Nigerian Politics we are talking about not America or UK politics where a second generation immigrant recently assumed the head office unrestricted without threat of sabotage.
Now let's get down to numbers. Look at the attached photo, do you think Peter Obi has organic support base to challenge Atiku. Look at the voter suppression carried out by INEC in the South south and South East.


My point is this, If Peter Obi magically wins in 2023, he would be deep into the trap these people have set for him. He will be sabotaged gradually and subliminally even if they have to cripple their country (Learn from Jonathan's last days in office).


Aggrieved states would refuse to co-operate with his dictates. The Legislature, Judiciary and Civil service that are controlled by his opposition will slow him down and frustrate whatever positivity he offers . Don't forget his experience in his own Anambra where he was impeached and fought against by these politheifcians.

Secondly, whosoever is taking over from Buhari is going to be seating on a shaky stool. By all accounts it is wrong timing. Global recession, COVID recovery, Russo-Ukraine war, Buhari's failure, Plunging debt. All this factors won't go easy on whosoever is the unluckily lucky aspirant. And it better not be one of our own.


Then you can as well prepare for taunting and stigmatization about the failure the president being of Igbo extraction failed to deliver. Save your shame, vote for Atiku. Let the North continue to keep their property. I won't add words about the other entity, because he doesn't stand a single chance. A regional candidate.


More so, one man can't fix Nigeria, the country is rotten to the core. From the citizenry to the government, Nigeria needs an attitudinal, cultural, constitutional, ideological overhaul. My preferred solution is the divvying of this contraption, which would be a rather soon eventuality though.



So this efulefu is suggesting we vote for Atiku with no leadership role as against Peter obi who has distinguished himself in both public and private sector.

Leave us alone to vote whom we choose and vote your Atiku.

It's as simple as that
Travel / Re: Transport Crisis: LASG Is Looking Into The Demands Of The JDWAN - Sola Giwa by clericuzzio(m): 8:45pm On Oct 31, 2022
Only in Tinubus Lagos will all these Agbero be extorting people with careless abandon.

You carry your own television for head, next thing you hear is Owo mi da
Politics / Re: Igbos Want To Test Their Voting Strenght Throug Obi by clericuzzio(m): 5:57pm On Oct 30, 2022
Durabest:
Peter obi is lgbo thing i never see any hausa or yoruba man taken obi serious reason why they always insult Tinubu.To lgbo man,they felt that why must Tinubu contest when their son is constesting,But is left for the yorubas to know their stand b4 the election bcus the lgbo are waiting to laugh them.


If you haven't seen any Hausa or Yoruba person campaigning for Obi, then you will become blind and never see.

Aisha Yesufu and YS Yusuf are igbos right
Politics / Re: Is This ESN Or UGM Bodyguard Wearing Slippers With Peter Obi? by clericuzzio(m): 8:22am On Oct 23, 2022
plaindealer:
I just know say Pandora no fit enter Anambra without authorization from ipob ESN and UGM.

And this clown won rule Nigeria...

Mba Mba.. grin grin


Mumu Dem, an MC who is head of tout is freely campaigning for Tinubu.



Those guys you see there are AVG guys( Anambra Vigilant Group)


So stop being stupid and senseless
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Will Withdraw Police Escorts From VIPs by clericuzzio(m): 7:12pm On Oct 21, 2022
blamingthedevil:


https://punchng.com/i-will-withdraw-police-escorts-from-vips-tinubu/

Person wey never be president don dey use outriders and motorcade


This is a case of not practicing what you preach
Politics / Re: Tinubu Flops Again: Says 100 Bags Thousand Barrels Of Oil by clericuzzio(m): 6:35am On Oct 17, 2022
ochejoseph:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAWPoohYO7U

How can you wish Nigeria well and support a man that says "100 bags thousand barrels of oil." Does it make any sense to you?

Just imagine a Tinubu addressing the General Assembly of the United Nations with a 10-15 seconds pause after every incoherent statement. It will be a tragedy!!!!

A vote for Peter Obi is also an indirect vote for a Tinubu Presidency, children will not understand this but the sensible ones with get the message.

A vote for Atiku who picked Peter Obi as running mate in 2019 against the will of the South East leaders is a vote for a man who believes in Nigeria.

Watch the video and make up your mind


May God Help Us to Help Ourselves

Dr Oche Otorkpa (FRSPH-UK)






I'd rather vote Tinubu than Atiku.

My preferred candidate still remains Peter Gregory Obi
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu's Youthful Look In New Photos by clericuzzio(m): 11:50am On Oct 10, 2022
Googleforum:
2023: Bola Ahmed Tinubu, stuns supporters with youthful new look. Is his new look for me?

Na what is youthful in his looks?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Skills Can You Teach For Free? by clericuzzio(m): 1:07am On Oct 09, 2022
I can teach you a skill that you can use to make your girlfriend squi.t in 2mins.
Family / Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by clericuzzio(m): 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided

Your impulse to respond actually clouded your reasoning.
Next time, read like any write up for a minimum of 3 times before responding

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Politics / Re: Frank Edwards Declares Support For Peter Obi by clericuzzio(m): 7:51am On Oct 07, 2022
hisexcellency34:
I hope he had PVC? No be by online declaration ooo

For your mind anyone supporting Peter Obi most likely don't have PVC and all the PVCs are of APC urchins.

Keep dreaming

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Religion / Re: Man Arrested For Stealing Money From Church Offering Box In Osun State by clericuzzio(m): 12:52pm On Oct 02, 2022
since is Gods money, why not leave it for God to judge him.

anyway, church business is a serious business ooo.
Agriculture / Re: If Banana Grew & Entered Your Compound Like This, What Would You Do? by clericuzzio(m): 7:37pm On Sep 30, 2022
obembet:
I believe we still have many good Nigerians who can judge this matter

If Banana grows like this and enter your compound, are you the owner or your neighbor?

I would wait for it to start ripening from the bottom to top..
Then start eating them from the base
Family / Re: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by clericuzzio(m): 5:15pm On Sep 29, 2022
LilMissFavvy:
You need to start aplogising through calls, messages, voice notes.....yes you wronged your husband. Unfortunately he is not mature enough to forgive you and let go easily.

Satan is fighting marriages these days seriously lipsrsealed , such that you will see so much ego, anger, unforgiveness over minor issues, how much more serious offense.

Your husband seems all out to embarrass you among your family members and let them know there is a problem in the marriage.

This is the disadvantage of long distance marriage.
Appologise with speed.

See person wey mature.
So many childish people on NL.

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Culture / Re: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by clericuzzio(m): 3:47pm On Sep 24, 2022
bigfrancis21:


Remember Aka Nchawa’s song from the early 2000s or if you’re familiar with the Igbo Bible, ‘Anyi nwere Odum Ebo Judea’ ie ‘We have the lion of the tribe of Judea’. I remember reading my grandmother’s Igbo Bible many years ago, the Igbo translation for the Lion of the tribe of Judea was and has always been, ‘Odum Ebo Judea’.

This is an argument that has been made on this forum years ago. You might want to look for that thread for more information.


What of this song

Agu Na'eche Mba
Politics / Re: Obi, Atiku, Tinubu To Sign Peace Pact On Thursday by clericuzzio(m): 8:06am On Sep 23, 2022
oyin44:
It would be better for them to sign the peace pact cos we have a secessionist master among them


Cos if he fails, Biafra or death continues

tifnubu supporter spotted.

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Culture / Re: Comprehensive List Of Animals In Igbo Language by clericuzzio(m): 9:21am On Sep 21, 2022
anselm791:
1) Goat = Ewu (Male = Mkpi, Female = Nne Ewu)

2) Fowl = Okuko (Male = Oke Okpa, Female = Nnekwu)

3) Guinea Fowl = Ogazi

4) Chicken = Nwa Okuko

5) Turkey = Tolotolo/Torotoro

6) Duck = Obogwuma/Obogwu

7) Pigeon = Nduru/Nduli

8.) Ostrich = Enyi Nnunu

9) Antelope = Mgbada

10) Deer = Ene

11) Cow = Efi

12) Horse = Inyinya

13) Rat = Oke

14) Guinea Pig = Oke Bekee

15) Squirrel = Osa

16) Dog = Nkita

17) Hyena = Nkita Ofia

18) Cat = Nwonogbo/Buusu/Nwamba

19) Sheep = Atulu

20) Ram = Ebune/Ebule

21) Pig = Ezi

22) Lion = Odum

23) Leopard = Agu/Awolo

24) Elephant = Enyi

25) Monkey = Enwe

26) Chimpanzee = Adaka

27) Gorilla = Ozodimgba (Ozo, the king of wrestling)

28) Snail = Eju/Ejune/Ejula

29) Snake = Agwo

30) Python = Eke

31) Lizard = Ngwele/Ngwere

32) Wall Gecko = Agu uno

33) Crocodile = Aguiyi

34) Toad = Awo

35) Frog = Mbala/Mbara/Nte/Akiri

36) Tortoise = Mbe/Nabe

37) Vulture = Udene/Udele

38) Eagle = Ugo

39) White Ant = Aruru

40) Black Ant = Agbisi

41) Mosquito = Añu Nta

42) Grasshopper = Ukpana

43) Kite = Nkwo

44) Spider = Ududo

45) Praying Mantis = Okongono

46) Earth Worm = Idide

47) Worm = Okpo

48) Scorpion = Akpi

49) Butterfly = Ilokolo Ibuba

50) Cockroach = Uchicha

51) House Fly = Ijiji

52) Cricket = Mbuzu/Mgbaja

53) Bed Bug = Chinchi/Ogii

54) Bee = Añu

55) Crab = Nchiko/Nshiko

56) Bat = Usu

57) Millipede = Esu

58) Centipede = Ogbakuluu

59) Rabbit = Ewii

60) Grasscutter = Nchi

61) Owl = Ikwikwi/Iyi Ochi

62) Wood Pecker = Otu Kpokpo

63) Chameleon = Ugwumagana

64) Fox = Nyanwuruede

65) Fish = Azu

66) African civet = Edi Ura (a nocturnal animal known to sleep all day during the day. Used to refer to anyone who sleeps a lot)

67) Wasp = Ebu (Isi kote ebu, O gbakasia nya aru wink)

68) Taylor Ant = Akpolide (Usually found on mango trees)

69) Porcupine = Ebi Ogwu

70) Shrew = Nkakwu/Nkapi (Mole-like rat that is known for its pungent smell.)

71) Eneke Nti Oba = Swallow (A type of bird that hardly perches on trees when in season to avoid being gunned down by human hunters)

72) Hawk = Egbe

73) Beetle = Mbuzu/Ebe

74) Periwinkle = Isam

75) Bush Fowl/Goose = Okwa

76) Stork = Okpoko

77) Boa Constrictor = Eke Ogba

78) Camel = Inyinya Ibu

79) Hippopotamus = Utobo/Akum

80) Iguana = Ngwele aghu

81) Tilapia = Azu asa

82) Eel = Ebi Iyi

83) Crayfish = Isha

84) Turtle = Mbe mmili

85) Egret = Chekeleke

86) Donkey = Jaki

87) Dragon Fly = Tatambeneke

88) Maggot = Ikpuru

89) Buffalo = Atu

90) Wolf = Agu Owulu

91) Sparrow = Nza

92) Parrot = Icheoku

93) Viper = Ajuani/Ajuala

94) Locusts = Igwulube

95) Galago/Bush baby = Ikili/Ikiri

96) Hog = Ezi Ofia

97) Bird = Nnunu (Generic name)

98) Gaboon Viper = Echi Eteka

99) Weaver bird = Egule

100) Cod fish = Okpoloko

101) Dove = ńdò


Edited by: bigfrancis21
Last Edit: 10pm, March 8, 2015


What is Agu?

I think Odum is Tiger

Agu is Lion
Romance / Re: I Dont Do Hook Up - Pretty Girl That Washes Cars For A Living Says (pics) by clericuzzio(m): 7:57am On Sep 20, 2022
pyyxxaro:
This one with 2 left leg like RIVALDO own undecided

Kangaroo, you mean to say?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) - Live by clericuzzio(m): 12:46pm On Sep 18, 2022
Parachoko:
Nah Arsenal wan compete with City for the title this season.

wey Manchester utd beat 2-0

man utd for the league.
Politics / How The US Undermine The Development Of Africa by clericuzzio(m): 11:35am On Sep 18, 2022
Here is a comprehensive short video of how The US in conjunction with the IMF and World Bank undermines Africa's development


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNNJnhRdTcc
Business / Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by clericuzzio(m): 3:19pm On Sep 17, 2022
sunnx:


Should I refer you to use my ID so that it will faster to grant you loan
yeah dear

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Food / Re: Stir-fry Noodles Nigerian Style. by clericuzzio(m): 3:18pm On Sep 17, 2022
Mhykel217:


Poverty de smell
make e smell well well

if person want do give away, I bet nah you go first drop aza.

Big man
Family / Re: See What I Made For My Daughter Just To Stay At Home (photos) by clericuzzio(m): 6:38pm On Sep 16, 2022
what you invent or imitate?

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Business / Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by clericuzzio(m): 8:24pm On Sep 15, 2022
sunnx:


Palm credit

Thanks sweetheart
Food / Re: Stir-fry Noodles Nigerian Style. by clericuzzio(m): 9:47pm On Sep 14, 2022
mariahAngel:
Op, all those ingredients for just noodles? cheesy

That's to tell you many live fake lives on Nairaland

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Religion / Re: Unravelled Mystery: Worshipping Our CREATOR Is The Greatest Privilege for Humans by clericuzzio(m): 8:48am On Sep 11, 2022
What has been the benefits of Nigerians worshipping the creator?

Are we not still faced with one challenge or the other,

Are Christianz despite the worship not being killed by Muslims daily

Are Christianz doing better than non Christians in terms of welfare and socio-economic terms

Can a Christian comfortably house a Christian stranger?

Guy no let me vex for you
Education / Re: I'm Not Moved With Pressure, Threats From Western Associates. Uju Anya by clericuzzio(m): 9:49pm On Sep 10, 2022
MufasaLion:


Let her and her cohorts continue to wail.

Mumu,

Why was Ghadafi killed? How long has it been since he was killed by France.
?

Why did the coup plotters in Mali focus removing themselves from having thir reserve in France.

Have you asked yourself why anyone who tries to liberate their country face death from supposedly opposition from their country.

Did you read of the counter coup plotter in Nigeria, who after succeeding ran to a British Embassy for protection.
Why was Sankara killed? Why was Saddam Hussein Killed?
Why is the west concerned about Russian operation in Ukraine

You simply showed you know nothing about history

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Education / Re: FG Drags ASUU To Industrial Court, Says Negotiations Have Failed by clericuzzio(m): 1:38pm On Sep 10, 2022
ogaontop:

That's why Tinubu is campaigning with what he did in Lagos
what did he do biko nu?

babatunde Raji fashola work 10x more than the tifnubu self.
Phones / Help With Website Or Link To Get This Particular Phone by clericuzzio(m): 1:18pm On Sep 10, 2022
please, am in dear need of Coolpad coolX.

anyone with useful information on where to get it? Is very much urgent.

thanks in anticipation.

@mod help push to frontpage for wider view.
Food / Re: How To Prepare Monitor Lizard/aligator And Snake by clericuzzio(m): 12:09pm On Sep 10, 2022
0Plurse:
Then I followed it with Semo, don't mind the look of my Semo, i no fit do am pass like that grin.
is that stew or soup.

Ndi ofe nmanu nmanu grin

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