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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Introduced Me As A Neighbour Today by clericuzzio(m): 9:22am On Sep 10, 2022
SlayerOfSatanst:
I and my girlfriend just came out of the bar where we finished drinking, we met another guy just outside the bar. The guy looked angrily at my girlfriend, she quickly introduced me as a neighbour to him. I was angry and left but she remained with him. When she came back I asked her why she introduced me as a neighbour, she said the guy is her cousin and she don't want him to know that I'm her boyfriend.




My spirit did not agree with that story. How do I get to the root of this?

just get a shovel and start digging, you will surely get to the root of it.

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Politics / Re: If You Know How To Fix Nigeria How Come You Didn’t Teach Buhari? Paul Okoye by clericuzzio(m): 9:18am On Sep 10, 2022
Abdul05:
look at this nonentity.... grin cheesy


What about if he had advised buhari and the later refused to listen to his bold plan...

Would tinubu force him to do so..after all ,he is not the one ruling... grin grin


but Tinubu forced him on us nah, so he should be able to force how to fix the country on buhari as well nah.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Tambuwal Resigns; Makinde Takes Over As PDP Governors’ Forum Chairman by clericuzzio(m): 7:07pm On Sep 08, 2022
beerfraud:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/tambuwal-resigns-makinde-takes-over-as-pdp-govs-forum-chair/

Never trust these fulanis, they need southern votes as well as Rivers State funds.

If wike, Makinde like make them open their state resources fund the election..
If Atiku ever wins, wike go hear am and would be given Tinubus kind of treatment

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Crime / Re: Has Kuda Bank Scammed Me? by clericuzzio(m): 8:00pm On Sep 07, 2022
Tboy2021:
please admin., help move to front page.

on the 31st of July, I purchased power of N10,000.00 from buypower, the transaction was went through and the sum of N10,100.00 was debited from my kuda acount but I was given token. I contacted buypower on the said deduction and failure to generate token which they apologized and explain reason for such.

we agreed that my money will be refunded and immediately a refund transaction was initiated by buypower which they promised the money will be refunded within 7-12 workings days. After for like a week past the said date, I contacted them again and they said the refund has been initiated since, that my bank ought to have refunded my money and that I should contact kuda bank. Immediately, I called kuda bank, their customer care no went through but wasn't picked as I later sent them mail. Kuda replied I should send proof of refund initiation from buypower and paystack which I did .I even sent to them my transaction history till date.

To cut the long story short, its going to 2 months now, kuda bank haven't refunded my money even as have sent them series of mails. They keep replying 5-7 working days which has since lapsed. Even buypower has contacted them on my behalf but haven't heard anything from them since.

please house, what can i do to get this money back? they don't pick their customer care no or is this brad day robbery?

cc:mynd44
OAM4J

Shall them on Twitter bro
Romance / Re: Should I Still Accept Him After Dumping Me For Another Lady? by clericuzzio(m): 3:04pm On Sep 04, 2022
Karen2024:
My boyfriend ditched me for another lady few days ago. Now he discovered she's a chronic cheat and he came begging me to forgive and accept him back.


Should I accept him back? I still love him. embarassed

Come me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (0 - 0) On 3rd September 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 1:23pm On Sep 03, 2022
Stanislause94:
na Man U vs arsenal thread be this?
And if you get mind stake your money say Man U go win arsenal, you go cry last last kiss
the same way you talk say man u go collect from Liverpool but the reverse was the case.

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Business / Re: Loan Apps:: If You Are Owing Loan App Do This Now And Be Free by clericuzzio(m): 12:37pm On Sep 03, 2022
Abeg which app dey currently give loan now. Better money
Religion / Re: Should I Be Worried Seeing Dead People In My Dreams by clericuzzio(m): 9:58am On Sep 03, 2022
Michelle70:
Time is just 4:19
I dreamt 3times this night, all about dead people.


Perform this

Take about 7 pieces of sea salt and place it in a glass cup of water.

Face East, Recite psalm 23 while holding the cup with your right hand.

After you done, Offer the water to your ancestors, Father's and Mother's side.

Keep the cup beside your bed.

Tell me your experience tomorrow

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Romance / Re: See What A Lady Was Caught In Camera Buying { Photo } by clericuzzio(m): 11:57pm On Aug 30, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
And so, she's just holding a fruit
why must she go for the curved one.

if you know you know.
Politics / Re: Gbemisola Saraki: Why Nigeria Is Linking Niger, Landlocked Countries With Rail by clericuzzio(m): 7:03am On Aug 30, 2022
Biodun556:
To those who ignorantly believe Buhari is just trying to please his Fulani brothers in Niger Republic

Buhari has foresight. Those countries have no sea so they have to rely on seaport of neighboring countries.

Do the seaports in Nigeria function efficiently?

When you answer intelligently, I will tell you why connecting Niger and Chad to our rail lines leading to seaports is not a good idea
Sports / Re: COVID Vaccination: Novak Djokovic Withdraws From US Open by clericuzzio(m): 7:36pm On Aug 25, 2022
crossfm:
Hehehe.

Baba no want make these small boys disgrace am.

This guys and attention is like 5n6.

Mumu..

Just see wetin this underage dey yarn for mouth

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Oil And The Disappearing Money ( Aljazeera Report ) by clericuzzio(m): 9:29pm On Aug 22, 2022
mrvitalis:
Nigeria makes less than 25 billion dollars a year from oil .......for a country of 150 million that's nothing ...that should be Lagos revenue

Until every Nigerian pay average of 150,000 naira in tax its impossible to develop this country

How are the people going to pay the tax when the government is busy destroying their means of livelihood and also engages In wasting resources
Health / Re: Premature Ejaculation: Causes and Remedies by clericuzzio(m): 7:30am On Aug 21, 2022
pweshdodo:
I don't need this
With ordinary pure water,I can go on 6rounds with any girl





cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Where is babyforever
ignore this post at your own peril.

it works effectively.

but not warm but very chilled water. once you are having the feeling of ejaculation, just drink chilled water and you ...,.
Career / Re: 620k Job In Nigeria Vs Msc In UK? Please Advise by clericuzzio(m): 3:17pm On Aug 20, 2022
christejames:
Which kind question be this? shocked



You no fit do the MSc for Nigeria? or run online UK course? undecided some people sef...

Even though the economy is poor in Nigeria now, but earning over 600k puts you on the threshold of the HAVES, don't throwaway this opportunity if you don't have its equivalent in UK after your elusive MSc. undecided


ObiDatti is coming to put a stop to this braindrain God's willing.
the guy is just catching cruise with those responding.


no sane person will ask such a question.

whether e get money him lost for UK wey him want go pick.

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Religion / Re: In 70 Years Of RCCG; Have You Been To Redemption Camp? by clericuzzio(m): 11:04am On Aug 14, 2022
to do what there?

John 15:4-5

4] Abide in me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me. [5] I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: Some People Laughed At Me When My Son Died by clericuzzio(m): 11:02am On Aug 14, 2022
Wilgrea7:


I'm not a fan of Adeboye or any religious leader for that matter.

But since when did ignoring someone, or choosing not to acknowledge them equate to mocking them?
Politics / Re: President Buhari In Close Door Meeting With Hope Uzodinma (Pictures) by clericuzzio(m): 2:07pm On Aug 13, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:


Keep wailing. Can u achieve what Buhari have achieved so far??

or you mean can he destroy and borrow as buhaha have done so far?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Storms Owerri As He Was Greeted To Mammoth Crowd [video /photos] by clericuzzio(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2022
urchins, where are thou. grin

Peter Obi our president 2x

Everybody know Peter Obi, na confirm Bobo.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Soon Shock The World, Naira Will Be Strong Again – Pastor Enenche by clericuzzio(m): 8:59am On Aug 11, 2022
LIVE08:
Nigeria will soon shock the world, Naira’ll be strong again – Pastor Enenche



https://dailypost.ng/2022/08/11/nigeria-will-soon-shock-the-world-nairall-be-strong-again-pastor-enenche-in-fresh-prophecy/

Audio Shock.

If baba Emi Lokan enter, naira will be as useless as Zimbabwean dollar
Family / Re: We Need To Go Back To Burning Women Alive: Nick Fuentes by clericuzzio(m): 9:11pm On Aug 08, 2022
Would have supported this if my uncle's wife had been caught while still alive for practicing the dark part of Witchcraft
Religion / Re: Be Sure Of Your Afterlife Before You Depart by clericuzzio(m): 5:17pm On Aug 07, 2022
Interesting15:


When you close your eyes and depart this world, there is an afterlife you will find yourself.

While our current world is limited and short, this afterlife is eternal and everlasting.

Interestingly, your actions and decisions here on earth will determine where and how you will spend your afterlife.

In the afterlife, everyone will be judged by God for the things we did on earth.

While some will be embraced into Heaven (a place of eternal peace and comfort), some will be banished to hell fire (a place of eternal torment).

Hence, the best thing you can do for yourself is to start preparing for the afterlife before you die.

How can you adequately prepare?

Simply accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, and forsake your sins.

Say this prayer now:

LORD JESUS, I believe in my heart that You died for me and You raised on the third day for my justification. And so I confess with my mouth that You are my Lord and Savior. From today, I belong to the family of God. Thank You for giving me eternal life.

Now, start serving Him in spirit and in truth, and ignore the sinful distractions of this world.

You see, this is one prominent way to live a true fulfilled life, and you must align yourself with God your Creator to become all He has destined you to be. Don't forget that it is your destiny to have an intimate righteous relationship with God which is eternal in nature, through Jesus Christ. You will be empowered with the Holy Ghost, and you will live a life of true dominion.

God bless you, in Jesus Name.

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2022/08/be-sure-of-your-afterlife-before-you.html?m=1

This is absolute trash, You don't go to hell neither do you go to heaven after death.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Supporters I Want To Ask A Question by clericuzzio(m): 3:43pm On Aug 06, 2022
abiodunalabama:
what happens to his health status ? Are u healthy than him? Can u travel up and down the way is been doing since January without stop?
Obi nko?

dey even push him luggage himself. can BAT carry his luggage himself with one hand wey don wither?

am ibo. I swear, if it was Osibanjo, I won't think twice before voting him. Tinubu time have pass.

if he is not care careful, he may lose Lagos to JENIFER self
Politics / Re: Tinubu Supporters I Want To Ask A Question by clericuzzio(m): 3:41pm On Aug 06, 2022
Moh247:

cool

Are you a doctor to know his medical fitness ... A man is busy Campaigning by himself traveling up and down yet you call him sick, going to mosque and churches yet you call him unfit

When will you guys understand Propaganda like that can't work
man that cannot even hold the flag he fought dirty to win grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 2:10pm On Aug 06, 2022
Liverpool score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 2:04pm On Aug 06, 2022
osazsky:
them don play 2.5
him mean Liverpool alone to score at least 3goals.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by clericuzzio(m): 1:59pm On Aug 06, 2022
@MOD

update score line biko.
Politics / Re: Referendum Made Atiku Nigerian – Nnamdi Kanu’s Lawyer Backs UN Position On IPOB by clericuzzio(m): 1:29pm On Aug 06, 2022
waoooooooooo
Politics / Re: See The Igbo Man Impacting Lives In Sokoto (photos) by clericuzzio(m): 11:46am On Aug 06, 2022
When Jihad start na you go still first collect
Politics / Re: 2 Lagos-Based Igbo Men Show Support For Tinubu (Video) by clericuzzio(m): 3:42pm On Jul 30, 2022
OkutaNla:
cheesy grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FaRTOBDJck

Seems dis ones are disOBIDIENT. Lol.

"He (Tinubu) is hundred times better than Peter Obi..."


Same way I met a Yoruba man yesterday saying he and his family are OBIdient and he's actively spreading the good news
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Uncovers Illegal Bunkering Camp In Bayelsa (Pictures) by clericuzzio(m): 7:51am On Jul 30, 2022
Totilopussylick:


Boko Haram hideout they have been bombing up and down in simbisa forest.

Are you living in space tongue

Have they been able to locate the hideout of bandits terrorizing the north east and MB

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