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divinehand2003:
https://thenationonlineng.net/apc-crisis-buhari-orders-osinbajo-to-intervene/

Bubu go create problem, then send errand boy to solve am

Cunnilingus:
Let them come back to Nigeria and protest where it matters if e sure for them

Even your president seeks foreign help.
He seeks help in weaponry
He seeks help financially ( begi begi)
He seeks help health wise while you make do with this obsolete health system.
He seeks help with repartration
He seeks help in virtually every are of governance cos he lacks common sense in running a country

flawlesskayc:
Hi all.

Has anyone worked towards or tried conceiving a particular gender and it worked??
Kindly drop tips, advise e.t.c.

Ps - Please Don’t come here preaching how every child is a child!.
WE ALL KNOW THAT!.

Thank you.

I’m a mom of 2 beautiful girls & would love to have a son next.

Have you researched about Billings method..check his book out


An experiment you should do is this:

If you know that your ovulation would come on a particular date,say 10th, make sure you have intercourse on 9th at night, which is a day before the ovulation. The male sperm would swim at great speed to fertilize the egg(male sperms move fast but don't survive for more than 3 days)

EmzyKing:
2010 Toyota Camry XLE V6
Full options
Formica Leather Interior
Sound Engine
Navigation system
Reverse camera
Alloy rims
Price:: N2.350m
Location: Auchi, Edo state


Reason for selling:: upgrading to a 2016 Lexus RX 350.

Call: 07050547317 for more..

If you agree 1M, drive down to Satellite town Lagos.

AlhajiBitcoin:
On monday 19th July, I was having bottled water in an eatery. One lady approached me, she should be about 22, she introduced herself by name and begged to sit at my table. I agreed. The next thing she said was that she needed help.

I told her to continue, she said she was stranded, that she lost her wallet. And that she was sent to purchase something. I doubted her but I still wanted to help. At first I asked whether she had transport fare to go home, she answered straight, "I can sort that out". In my mind, hmmm.

So what's the matter ? I asked. She said she needed N1,000 that it was exactly the amount she lost. I now wanted to get a clearer picture. I added again, " Did you throw away your purse or wallet ? She said no, that she didn't come out with a purse ! That the money slipped outta her jeans. red flag

I said okay, take N1k. She went again, sir can I get N200 from you ? I was like, but the first question I asked you was, " Do you have Tfare to get home " ? And you said that you can sort that out. Second red flag..

Wednesday, sitting out again, a woman came with same format. I remembered Monday, I didn't give her attention, because my plate of food had my attention.

Omo, today again, this boy showed up, "Sir can I talk to you " I just told him that I was not here to talk but to eat. The boy don cross here more than 5 times. I no send beggars again.

Where is this country going ?

So you were quick to help a matured girl of 22yrs and decided to shun a little boy even though it had a similar format with the first. You could have given the boy even if 5h

adebenson155:
@op..if person look ur age...u no fit pass 16yrs

16yrs too much..maybe like 12/13 sef

pakpan89:
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Why would I pay 1.6m for this when I can get a better car and use it for taxify.

I am in need of a ploy of land along Iba, Iyana school, Afolabi, Igando, Egbeda Axis.

If you have direct link to a plot or 2 kindly hit me on 08139271282

[quote author= post=103721102]Peace is all we want in our nation.[/quote]Be there wanting while the perpetrators would be doing their own wanting

OP you try oh. How can a 1 BDR flat at amuwo be 1.2m per annum. Where do you live sef?

Do you know that 3BDR in festac is between 500-700k depending on the floor and area.
Even Ikotun you said 300k for 1BDR while my brother pays 150k for his 1BDR in same location.

Anyone who follows this price you listed here na mumu I go call the person

appishani1:
abia state governor

Seconded and thirded at same time

Facts111:
Good day everyone..

I'll be 24 next month. The problem now is that am too shy. I don't have confidence. I don't have any girlfriend (am too shy to speak to a lady). You can wrongly accuse me and i will went away crying.

I am the first born of a family of six. A man once accused me of sleeping with his wife (the woman in question senior my mama) and i was like "me ? Me ? Me ? " and I went inside crying.

The only friend i have is my phone. The thing is affecting me seriously. I can't eat in public. I can't insult. I can't even look at your face to talk anything.... I talk alot inside... Am an online keyboard wariorr..

One boy was telling me yesterday to join 'cult' to improve. Though am thinking of it. People take me for a fool. Nairaland is my best website.

Please doctors in the house, is there any drug or medication that i can take to make me overcome shyness ?...

I understand your plight. I was also a very pathetic introvert as well.
I attended a boys only secondary school and it made me so shy of talking to gyals.
After gaining admission into the university, it was not until my final year that I had a GF and three left me before I even graduated.
What you'd do is to try at least get a very good male friend who would always hang out with you, go out take some bottles or shots of alcohol, then talk to any girl you meet on the way. With the highness in you rejection wouldn't be an issue. You can gradually start making females your friend, always look them in the eyes, raise your shoulders up like you're forming, it give you confidence.

agbolahan1991:
Consult elders that are deep in the use of this book....
U don't just buy and read books like that...
U need to seek explanations and guidance from elders that have gone through it...
Make u no run mad

I know

andronite:
HI guys,

My friend who is a US citizen, single, no kids, no wife, and has been working in the US for close to 10 years. Things have gone well and he was planning to settle down this August. So he came to Nigeria about one and half years ago to do introduction and engage his high school sweetheart. Note, this is also when they officially / seriously started dating . All has been well, and the both of them, their families were preparing for the wedding in August. However, last week he just discovered that his fiancee recently went to visit her ex boyfriend. When he confronted her, she said she went because she was bored, and she refused afterwards to change her phone number (he wanted to stop them communicating), saying she didn't sleep with her ex, and she only went for a hangout in his house.

My friend has cancelled the wedding as we speak, and everybody is begging him to re-consider. Between, the lady's age is within the range of 33 to 36. And my guy is between 37 to 40. He is confused as we speak, because he is taking a hard line on the issue, he doesn't want to start his marriage life on a wrong foundation. At the same time, he is feeling hurt because of her unseriousness.

What should he do?

Such a person needs to pay consultation fee before I advise him. My aza is not far fetched if be request for it

BeeBeeOoh:
Paul said something 2000-years ago and you are asking us what he meant 2000-years after??




Ogbeni! No just provoke us

My brother the thing weak me sef. Paul don talk him own, is he now God that we should equate his words as absolute

Tinubuadvocate:
Abaribe will soon be arrested.

Go and arrest him.

Tinubuadvocate:
Abaribe a senator of federal republic of Nigeria representing good people of Abia south. Abaribe is not representing ipobs terrorist Abaribe has always being a mouthpiece for ipobs a terrorist organization.

Abaribe is working against the interest of Nigeria I'm calling on senate leaders to take action against this man you are collecting salary from Nigeria and you still working against it.

Federal government should investigate this man asp.

What should the terrorist FG now do to Gumi, Hellrufai, And others supporting the killer Herdsmen? You just wake up and have not thought out your plan for the day, it's Abaribe that is now your problem

nheyol:
I need solutions from farmers here

Use detergent to was it then sun dry it's body

May Jagaban live to fulfill his political aspirations because he's eminently qualified to govern this country.

Eminently qualified in your dreams and for SW alone

PIMPAR:
Use your sense for once. How many Fulani herdsmen have ESN arrested since their creation?

I think you should use your sense. ESN is never out to kill anyone. All they were created for is to chase out any Herdsmen in the bushes of Biafraland. That's why they have not shed a single blood.
But your useless brain never process's the killings by the military, police that even go as far as escorting Herdsmen as they forage on people's livelihood.
You only look at the reactions while closing your eyes to the actions of the FG, Herdsmen and security agencies.

I pray someday that the Herdsmen and military will visit your village and non from your family would be spared.

I'm ending my discussion with you cos it seems your thinking cap Hass been dumped in a canal.

Lights my kpoli

OyigboUpdate:
Nnamdi Kanu the fugitive keeps causing death in our land

So what about the marauding Herdsmen and NA

thebosstrevor1:
The government of Nigeria brought a good idea of creating a cow route for herders, you people are busy crying foul.

The constitution of Nigeria, guarantee freedom of movement and trade, anyone can travel anywhere to live and trade.

If a igbo, yoruba businessman can go to the north to carry out his business, nothing stops a fulani man from carrying out his business in the south.

Stopping fulani people from moving and trading their cows from one part of Nigeria to another is an attack on their fundamental human right, if you can travel and do business anywhere in Nigeria, the fulani man should be also be able to do business anywhere.

You are all shouting fundamental human right when the government banned Twitter but you go about banning others from their own fundamental human right, that is hypocrisy.

Note: Fulani pay tax and rent, every cows transported to the south pay tax, from local governments tax to land rent and also tax per each cows.

This guy is just senseless. Do we Southerners say they shouldn't do their business down south. We the Southerners are we doing our business in the forest/bushes in the north? Do we take it as a right that if our biz is affected by govt policies, we kill maim and destroy people's properties.

OyigboUpdate:
Mnk was a common barber.

Was he barbing your head?

OyigboUpdate:
Before u join ESN/Unknown gunmen see this picture.
Monkey dey work baboon dey chop. Ndi atarata

This guy too mumu abeg. MNK was already wealthy and can dine and wine at any restaurant in the world. Can you done in Oriental hotel? Your mumu don too much

Elzazzi:
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.

Buy Vega, Tram and blood capsule. One each, 30mins bfre action

Rozcol:
Please help my friend suggest very good flimsy escuses to dump her hardcore stingy but very good boyfriend.

He's very good on all other aspects but his stinginess is beyond human comprehension and my friend don't want to appear as been materialistic.

The last straw that broke the camel's back was when she demanded if he could get her pads and some few stuff on his way to her place and when he eventually bought and brought the items to her, he calculated everything he bought and was waiting to be paid which she eventually did and imagine he got the nerves to collect the money from my friend (Just some few thousands), he's very rich so brokenness is out of it.

We've exhausted all the escuses we thought would work out to dump him but he somehow have ways around them (very annoying) and my friend wants to be diplomatic. Please your suggestions are highly welcomed. Thanks

Is he supposed to take care of your friend even if they are dating. Relationship is not a poverty alleviation scheme. Let your friend hustle her own money and take care of herself the way she wants. This entitlement mentality is what kills most girls and makes them miss out on very good guys

holarmz:
Actually I intended to study medical course but due to the Nigeria factor, the admission isn't forthcoming.
I now intend to apply to apply to noun to study mathematics and computer science and further later as their admission is easier.

Pls how efficient is the national open University when it's comes to academics and studying?
What's other advice can you give me

I would even advise you attend noun and use your major time to learn a business. This will make your 3-years worthwhile. You can even go into housing agency business as it will keep you on the field and in constant communication with people.

madridguy:
Hausa Aminu Masari all this one don start Tinubu campaign since naaa

Jagaban of Africa.

God bless Baba Buhari

God bless Tinubu

I no just understand where your conscience dey abi lie or na say sense no dey your brain again

allwell51:
"I was frustrated and angry - Nigerian makeup artist shares her 'unusual' encounter with a bride whose church doesn't permit makeup

Lagos-based makeup artist, Peace Eichie (@peenfaces) has shared her 'unusual' encounter with a bride whose church does not permit use of makeup for weddings.

According to the Ms Eichie, she made the bride up for her engagement ceremony and had to take off the makeup for her church wedding held at the Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministries (MFM)

Instead of the usual touch ups for the reception, she had to make the bride up all over, a situation she described as frustrating.

"I had an unusual encounter with my bride on Saturday. After her engagement in the morning I had to take off her make up for church service. Her church doesn’t permit make up. I was frustrated and angry cos i would have to start the make up from scratch for Her reception and we know the rush is usually epic when they come back from church for reception programme," she narrated.

watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HakDsgpG9Oc

*"We barely even have enough time for touch ups not to talk of starting the make up afresh. I was anxious cos i had just 10 mins to fix her make up but then God came through for me ..
Make up isn’t a small work as some people assume especially when you have limited time to work on a face. I did that make up in less than 10 mins did i try?"

*

So God left everything that's important for him so he could come through for you doing makeup.