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Romance / Re: Guys Am New Here(pix Attached) by ClitoPen: 8:44pm On Dec 23, 2017
niyot124:


What does it mean?
The response u seek is well detailed by.....
Freeman50:
Mr poster, seems you don't like been a human but prefer been meat (animal)....not just ordinary meat but Bush meat. The high time you change your nick...the better for you here on nairaland. Everyone's attention had been captured by your so called name.

People can be funny sometimes...... Wow

Anuofia (Bush meat) - for the non - Igbos.


Those guys up there gat no joy at all. ...... giggles
Celebrities / Re: Ivie Okujaye Is Pregnant Again, Rocks Her Baby Bump In Style (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2017
chibike69:
every fine gal na actress for nairaland

smd
She IS an actress but features more in movies aired in the cinemas than home vids
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps Policeman At Sokoto UBA ATM by ClitoPen: 8:08pm On Dec 23, 2017
BluntBoy:


You people should learn manners. Stop insulting people because they have different choices or preferences from yours.

For your information, I am still supporting Buhari.
You can only say that boldly in this no-man's-land of a forum. Say that any other place two or more people are gathered and enjoy the show.
Crime / Re: Soldier Slaps Policeman At Sokoto UBA ATM by ClitoPen: 8:06pm On Dec 23, 2017
mastermaestro:


You should have showed up at the gas station where I got petrol for N270 this morning with this preposterous statement. I assure you, your skull would have been mined for commonsense laboratory experiments.
You hav time to reply the idiot. He can only say that behind this faceless forum. Let him just do as u said if he is proud enough.....fool he is....
Romance / Re: See What I Bought For My Friend This Christmas - Photos by ClitoPen: 6:45pm On Dec 23, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
The bible condemn this kind of giving and telling people jare

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Romance / Re: Is This Guy Really Handsome by ClitoPen: 6:30pm On Dec 23, 2017
allsportart:
Heard a couple of girls arguing about the picture below concerning if the guy on it is handsome or not so I brought it here on nairaland to get more opinions from the ladies, guys feel free to join in if you want.
U should hv waited to know the outcome of the argument.

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Health / Re: Eat Without Brushing by ClitoPen: 6:28pm On Dec 23, 2017
I can do both. Depends on the situation...
Literature / Re: What Happened To Hints And Hearts Magazines? by ClitoPen: 6:24pm On Dec 23, 2017
braine:
I've missed them too. Those erotic stories!
Go buy Better Lover magazine
Romance / Re: Check Out Dis Conversation. by ClitoPen: 6:22pm On Dec 23, 2017
What if he works with refuse or sewage office?
Politics / Re: NNPC Fuel Station At Adura Bus-stop, Abeokuta Expressway Currently On Fire -pics by ClitoPen: 5:34pm On Dec 23, 2017
MrMoney007:

because your simulated ancestor in Aso rock is the petroleum minister
Oh, your great grandfather u mean? I get it
Nairaland / General / Re: Is The Fuel Scarcity Real? by ClitoPen: 2:09pm On Dec 23, 2017
Not at all! It's just nollywood acting out one of their scripts!! Don't believe them, inugo?
Ewu!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off Boobs In New Photo by ClitoPen: 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2017
Looking for the boobs....

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Romance / Re: Are you a pervert? If yes, enter here. by ClitoPen: 2:01pm On Dec 23, 2017
Of all things to use and attract unsuspecting people, it's this very topic of yours and you think you are an exception!
For even conceiving the thoughts, u r the leader of the online perverts! add yourself to the number and equally turn back to God

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Religion / Re: Pastor Ties Bride And Groom At The Alter by ClitoPen: 1:58pm On Dec 23, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Spending N9.6m To Look Like David Beckham — Die Hard Fan Reveals by ClitoPen: 1:57pm On Dec 23, 2017
Ur brain don reset?
Politics / Re: NNPC Fuel Station At Adura Bus-stop, Abeokuta Expressway Currently On Fire -pics by ClitoPen: 1:56pm On Dec 23, 2017
MrMoney007:
Good development
How is it a good development?
Romance / Re: Wonder Land! Photo Of Man With The World’s Biggest Penis by ClitoPen: 1:53pm On Dec 23, 2017
And he is really hoping to push it into a hole one day

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Romance / Re: Cute Pre-wedding Pictures Of My Younger Brother by ClitoPen: 7:06am On Dec 23, 2017
biacan:
The lady try sha......

but why is the guy looking at her that way......? can't he focus.....?
He wants you to be jealous grin

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Politics / Re: Vice President Osibanjo Spotted Using Power Bank (photos) by ClitoPen: 7:03am On Dec 23, 2017
donneco:
Lol
Na waa o...guy u too fast grin
Politics / Re: Vice President Osibanjo Spotted Using Power Bank (photos) by ClitoPen: 7:02am On Dec 23, 2017
Instead of addressing electricity issues in the country!
He will soon hav need for a portable mini battery or inverter
Health / Re: Oluchi Okoro Dies At COOU Teaching Hospital Amaku In Hands Of Student Doctors by ClitoPen: 6:55am On Dec 23, 2017
majortwild:
RIP to the dead. Medical professionals should improve. If you had know you would have dome some test for her instead of waiting on them. All you said On her death leads to hypo glycemia. I may not be the best in the proffession but God will see us through.
They didn't give ANY hx here nor examination report for u to make ur tentative dx, u know? Hypo.g couldn't hav killed her like that cos according to the story, she was conscious all tru even to d dying minute . Rather they narrated she had her body all packing up at once with loss of sensation from her limbs upwards...
I think more info is needed which could hv been gotten from some tests and examinations but weren't done
Health / Re: Oluchi Okoro Dies At COOU Teaching Hospital Amaku In Hands Of Student Doctors by ClitoPen: 6:51am On Dec 23, 2017
mediocre:
Exactly, i was wondering which hospital leaves student doctors in charge of the Emergency ward oo. The babe just spiced up the story for gullible and ignorant Nigerians to digest, there's more to this story abeg
Maybe she meant house officers (fresh graduates doing their housemanship) but doesn't know what to call them, I don't know,,
Health / Re: Oluchi Okoro Dies At COOU Teaching Hospital Amaku In Hands Of Student Doctors by ClitoPen: 6:48am On Dec 23, 2017
Lilimax:
I visited that hospital in August with my dad for his routine check up. Was just pondering in my mind how on earth Amaku General Hospital Awka became a teaching hospital cos of it's capacity. The hospital is small in size and cannot be a teaching hospital .,. embarassed RIP young lady!
You are talking about size....did you have an encounter with the doctors and nurses? Down to the lab scientists? They are all HORRIBLE!... ok, One of the lab scientists collected my dad's blood sample for some tests and asked him to come for the result after three days (normal time interval).
On the appointed day, the idiot told my dad that there was no result that he lost the sample and carelessly told my dad to position his arm for another blood sample
Business / Re: Woman Goes Under A Trailer In Calabar, Begs To Be Crushed. Her Goods Were Seized by ClitoPen: 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2017
An innocent woman hustling for a meagre #5,000 is being harrased wheras the real law offenders move about freely

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Politics / Re: Gov. Ugwuanyi Fulfills Free Transportation Promise As Indigenes Jubilate(photo) by ClitoPen: 9:05pm On Dec 22, 2017
MicheyJ:

How many non Enugu indigenes do you know that come to spend Christmas in Enugu ?
In other words,.....??
Politics / Re: Gov. Ugwuanyi Fulfills Free Transportation Promise As Indigenes Jubilate(photo) by ClitoPen: 9:00pm On Dec 22, 2017
He must have known of this fuel scarcity ahead of time but How did they know all the Enugu indigenes amongst all passengers? Were they labelled?

So nice of him though. Let me see any of them passengers dare to deny having a taste of the national cake in future....
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Moyo Lawal Has A Few Words For Haters Out There by ClitoPen: 12:52pm On Dec 22, 2017
Nice.she looks like human being here! No face painting
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Pressuring Me To Make Our Trad This Rough December by ClitoPen: 12:48pm On Dec 22, 2017
smithsydny:
lol.. She never grab at all.. But she cheated on me while we were dating with one stupid hotel manager then. She practically told me about it. I forgave her we moved on. I can be very patient but its a No, theres is no force that can change my mind. I was extremely careful.

She almost got pregnant I was lucky. I had to end it
Lol...
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Pressuring Me To Make Our Trad This Rough December by ClitoPen: 12:47pm On Dec 22, 2017
LuvSwollenPussy:
The medicine for her sickness is very simple! Tell her to leave you if she cannot be patient shikena!

What she sees in u that wants to make her quickly gum you would make her calm down till next yr when ure ready.
Jeez! See moniker!... grin grin grin I can only imagine what happened
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Pressuring Me To Make Our Trad This Rough December by ClitoPen: 12:42pm On Dec 22, 2017
smithsydny:
I hate desperate women. Instead of her to plan with you and make it memorable she's forcing you.


Cant marry such woman.

Remember when my ex was pressurizing me to get her pregnant. I was shocked. She was dead serious I swear..

Use your head
Lol u sure say she never grab then wan take style pin it on u
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Pressuring Me To Make Our Trad This Rough December by ClitoPen: 12:39pm On Dec 22, 2017
Arthurwinner:
hello Nls I'm Gona make this quick.... at the middle of 2017 me and my galfrnd of yrs talked about marriage and I told her that I will marry her but she should give me a Lil time....fst forward to this month...since we entered December she av been disturbing me to come and do some marital ryts, in fact shes pressuring me to make our trad this December.... I have always been beging her to just calm down alitle, perhaps by next year I'm coming to marry her than making all this expenses on this rough December but the problem is that she cant just understand rather all she does is to invite me to all her friends wedding, or to always talk about marriage anytime we see.... the type of trad she want cost 1.2m, so is abit high for me this Christmas but she thinks that I'm lying to her....my colleagues at work are all busy this December so they wunt attend much.... av told her all this but she just keep crying here... pls I know some of u here might av witnessed such too... pls how did u settle it cos I can't just jump into Wat dat will disturb my savings in 2017.
Maintain your stand as a man and do what you know is best for you , her and your future. Don't be pushed around cos marriage is a long journey without any stopover at 'Ore' or 'Lokoja'
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Pressuring Me To Make Our Trad This Rough December by ClitoPen: 12:37pm On Dec 22, 2017
dollyjoy:
So he should leave her? Do you know what they have been through? What about appealing to her conscience, to be more patient?

Why are nairalanders so quick to advice others to leave their partners? Will you give them a "better" companion if they do??
A broken engagement they say is better than a broken marriage

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