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Abbeyme:
That guy is wicked SHA!

He used two (2) presidential tenures to know if he will propose or not.

Let him not use another tenure to know if he will decamp to another party before he shares his wedding inviation.

People sha!!!

funny enough!

But that might not be the case, he could have met this lady when they were in secondary school and dated through University and all, you don't expect him to have gotten married to her when he was just finishing secondary school

Zenith Bank is the real deal!

I abandoned Fidelity, Eco and GTB. As for GTB, I didn't leave them as a result of poor service but because my ATM expired and I just got too busy with another bank back then so my GTB activities went dead, I will still re-activate it though.

As for Fidelity, I don't just know why but I don't fancy the bank that much, although they keep sending me little interests on my savings account though.

As for Eco, that's one of the most useless bank on earth! Jeez! From useless charges to poor service to unprofessional staff, they have it all! UBA is another bank in its category, I don't bank with them but the few times I have been there and the complains I get from friends who bank with them is appalling!

From all I read here, the culprits are Eco, First Bank, Fidelity and UBA, and if these banks are wise they should look into this for effective customer relationship management, especially the issue of incessant debit for a plethora of charges by First Bank which I read a lot of people talk about here.

We are on the right track! Enough of allowing politicians, judges, banks and BDC's short change us and loot us dry in broad day light to feed their greed.

Any tech savvy person shouldn't have been worried about the Whatsapp threat, the solution is simple, all you need to do is download an APK moded Whatsapp file and you are up and going again.

I can't wait for the Blackberry Mercury DTEK70 to be released! I need that phone like crazy!!!

I can't do without my Blackberry classic, lovely phone, and I can't do without my physical QWERTY keyboard, I can literally type anything even without looking at my phone keypad.

Ginaz you can say that again about Blackberry, their phones are secure, efficient, and durable! The only problem Blackberry had prior to now was their crappy batteries and they have fixed that, show me the latest Blackberry phones like Passport, Classic, Priv(Android), DKEK 50 & 60(both Android) and tell me if you can compare them with the crappy phones like Infinix, Techno, etc. From battery, camera, security, etc, new Blackberry are on point! Even high end Samsung and HTC are at par with new Blackberry phones.

Classy!

In other news;

After 15 years in America,
650 messages with no reply,
Finally, today my cousin Said "Hi"
Should I reply him?

Trump's wife (Melania Trump) (the former porn star) came to America just looking for a sugar daddy, she just wanted a sugar daddy and ended up as first lady. America is really the land of opportunity!

America I hail thee! Land of opportunity I swear!

coachwilcox:
When a faceless person begins to spew insults in response to another person's point of view, it shows clearly how childish you are. Tsk tsk!! I'm mannerless and uncouth as Trump? Wow. You're really a troll. Replying a person like you is a waste of kilobyte, finger muscle and precious time.

Replying me is a waste of kilobyte and all right? Then why did you reply? Huh? That is utterly antithetical! How funny!

As for me replying you isn't a waste of time, a Trump epigone like you needs to be put in his right place, your purblind perception about moral values needs to be given the light of day, not just figuratively but literally!

I'll say it again, you must be as mannerless and uncouth as Trump for you to make his bad precedents look normal and giving the excuse that everyone does that in private, don't expect every other human to be as morally devalued as you are to support Trumps vile comments and despicable actions.

coachwilcox:
First of all, if every single public officer or potential candidate for office were to have their private conversations recorded and played, even you who typed this will be unable to contest for any office so the "grab em by the pussy" line no dey work again.

That being said, lemme pose a small analogy to you.

If you're a football coach and you have to choose between a striker who scores goals every match and gets results but is a womanizer and a racist or another player who has a poor goal return but is great off the pitch. Your answer is what happened in the States.

Dude, you points don't hold water! When you go for public office, you are putting yourself out to dry and must be ready to be scrutinised, so public office aspirants are free to do or say just anything in private because a morally debauched fellow like you feels everyone is without morals like you? If you don't have moral values and you are as mannerless and uncouth as Trump then I'm not and I know lots of people who are not as well, I can't believe someone would have the guts to be giving excuses about Trumps' vile comments and pathetic demeanour!

Now to you second point which is baseless, comparing Trump to a successful striker who is a "womanizer" and a racist, Trump as a business man hasn't been much of a success, do you know he has filled for bankruptcy for SIX FREAKING TIMES? SIX!!!!!! If you work in the financial sector or have a little bit of economics/business/accounting formal training you'd know what that means, so why are you sounding like Trump has had a stellar business career? He hasn't done any other thing than business all his life and in business he has gooffed a lot!

You attached the word "racist" to a president(elect) but see nothing wrong in it but rather gave the excuse that as long as the person is good as a superb striker on the pitch then its okay and that's what America voted for. If you agree there is some degree of racism in Trump then that alone makes him unfit to rule, period! Being a president can't be compared to just a striker scoring goals on a football pitch. Like seriously how old are you for you to juxtapose both duties?

Even renowned technology online powerhouse- "Techcrunch" had this to say today about the US elections; "US Elections: It's the only story that matters today. And it's terrifying and tremendously sad to anyone with any sense, compassion or genuine human feeling."

Right from the days of "The Apprentice" on DSTV, I watched Trump act without civility and filled with vile and despicable demeanour. I established disdain for him. I was so shocked when he made the republican candidate. A president that says "grab them (women) by the p**sy". How pathetic!

I just wanna sit back and enjoy the hell of a ride that Trump is gonna put America under, maybe its time to have America as the laughing stock in the eyes of the world as well.

I said she will win... the HEARTS of her supporters, not the election.
You people need to be more spiritual to be able to decode my messages. Amen!

I said she will win... the HEARTS of her supporters, not the election.
You people need to be more spiritual to be able to decode my messages. Amen!

Enjoy your money Ronaldo.

In other news, remember when Manchester United signed Mourinho, Zlatan and Pogba and thought they'd win everything including the US elections, WWE, US open...?

Where are they now?

Messi is still the King though! The best footballer EVER!!!

Is this not enough already?

Other gallant soldiers also died that day with Ali in the Boko Haram operation, showcasing him alone without end without the others isn't enough of a significance in remembering valour and courage of among soldiers.

Seems the dude became a celeb in death.

MizMyColi:
Shut up your mouth there.
Idiotta!!

Don't let me give you serious epe that will follow you till the end of this week.

Do you think from your anus or you have a daily mixture of soap and chewingum as breakfast?

You must be very stupid to call another man's handiwork "buruku"

What have you ever created or developed in your life?

Look at this one that is forever stuck on blackberry curve 2 and computer village stolen phones coming here to tell me what I should be ashamed of and what I shouldn't.

The thunder that will fire you is still fortifying itself at Obatala's shrine.
Nonsense.

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." Eric Hoffer

That said, do you have to be this vitriolic in order to pass across a message? How appalling I must say! We know you have a thing with Tecno (be it they pay you or just your passion) and its not like I nurse any personal animus against you but I think you are totally are out of the line here and sound utterly uncouth and crude! This is the height of orneriness I must say!

How funny!

I laugh when Tecno paid marketers like Marvell23 come here with hogwash and gullible folks get wowed and start praise singing, how dumb!

Mr. Marvell23 please if you wanna market Tecno, you are free to, but please don't bring up lies to back up your assertions!

Tecno Phantom 6 and 6 Plus runs on the crappy MTK chipset, Samsung uses Snapdragon chipset! Don't you know the difference? Jeez! Its like comparing a gas cooker and a kerosene stove!

Like seriously how on earth would I spend 120K for a Tecno phone which uses the crappy MTK chipset? Why make a phone that expensive and it still uses the crappy MTK chipset? There are lots of Samsung phones within the range of 70-100K which all run on the almighty Snapdragon chipset.

Tecno Phantom 6 has a crappy battery! Like seriously 100k for a 2700 mAh battery? The 6 plus has a better battery though.

Lastly, do you now that Samsung would give updates of the new Android Nougat OS soon on their devices? Can Tecno do that? No! How many Tecno phones have OS software updates like Samsung and iPhone have? The best you can get with Tecno is that the OS which you bought the phone with is what would be with the phone till the phone dies, that's pathetic! Any tech savvy person knows the importance of software updates for high end phones, and Tecno can't do such yet, so there is no comparison whatsoever here!

I'm not even a Samsung lover, I love Blackberry but I can tell you that its plain dumb to spend 100-120k for Tecno with all its limitations when for that same amount I can buy a better Samsung which can do more.

Xiaomi phones overtook Samsung in China because Xiaomi know their onions, their phones use Snapdragon chipset and are rugged but a little cheaper than Samsung, Tecno on the other hand is crap but wants to be expensive as well, that can't work! They should stick to their cheap low range specs phones.

Ozil lobbed the goalkeeper, sent the defenders to
Manchester to tell Pogba to come learn how to play
football and then score!...What a man!

That goal by Ozil is a goal that generations would watch over and over again! Wow! Totally sublime and class! This season is gonna have fireworks for Arsenal for sure!

Very soon the whites would also invent "pre-intimacy" photos as well and we would copy as well

A feel so bad when I see young men being taken for granted like this.

That's why sometimes I suggest that any unmarried young man should use like 3 years to be a playboy and understand how to treat women and how woman are wired, how to be a boss in the eyes of a woman, being a boss isn't about being rude or harsh to women or beating them up, but understanding them like a book. Fine, any civil man knows he needs to spend some cash on a lady for certain duties or circumstances but never let a lady make you her bank or like its her right to be fed financially by you.

I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is a student, ladies in this category are usually needy of financial advantages in relationships but if you know your onions even a broke student girlfriend won't milk you dry.

Look, I can't really go deep into how to handle women skillfully because I can write a book on that, but most times a young lady who is over demanding to a fault is usually a lady to be tagged as a side b-itch, you place her on a platform where she longs for more from you but can't get it and still also can't let go of you, she becomes so addicted but deprived that she unconsciously accepts the condition you have placed her and takes what you offer, if its just your attention, company or intimacy then she becomes contended to it and silently keeps hoping for more, woman love men who cause mystery and edginess in them, some greedy girl will not be able to handle such and would just walk away, and that's what every playboy likes, for a b-itch to walk away on her own!

Look young man, get your act together and stop letting girls take men to be fools, I hate it when women think every man is a p-ussy boy who can't live without her honeypot or something, I don't blame ladies, its p-ussy guys who droll after women and beg for women's attention that makes women feel they can act stupid and selfish, men need to stop that trash and make relationships more of commensalism rather than it being parasitically minded. A relationship ought to be something enjoyable for man and women and not a parasite feeding on a dumb host!

nairaman66:
I think the thieves may cart away maybe 5-10 million.. The bank manager and his cohorts already stole 15-20 million before the robbery.. Assuming Union Bank had that much left in their vaults..

Lol, we know people in Nigeria are corrupt but if you work in the bank you'd know it will be hard to pull such off even as a manager.

After banking hours everyday, before the vault is closed, all monies are being accounted for, if as a teller your money is short you would silently make up for it so all monies are accounted for and documented before the vault is sealed off. As long as that vault was robbed after banking hours the manager can only steal peanuts from the operation. Their are too many records and documentation available for the auditor to see for the manager to claim more than was stolen.

alekside:
Actually, when you consider the level of oppositions Liverpool have played against then you would understand why people are rating their chances above Arsenal's.

They have been away to Arsenal, Chelsea, and Tottenham (A game they outclassed Tottenham) gaining 7 points from the three games. They've also been home to Leicester and Manure.

The second half of the season is expected to be favourable to Liverpool as they would be hosting most of the the top teams. All they need do is get good result against city and Everton, and not fumble against the lesser teams.

By the way, Arsenal have conceeded 10 goals, 4 of which was scored by Liverpool. That shows that Liverpool is capable of scoring goals against the meanest defence on their day.

Arsenal had not bought Mustafi when Liverpool scored those 4 goals, that match had Arsenal playing the kids like Rob Holding as a defender. Liverpool are good at scoring, yes, but that's not good enough, Arsenal and Man City are at par with Liverpool in terms of goals scored, Liverpool's problem is that their defence is crap and you can win the league conceding goals for fun like Liverpool is doing in every match. How can you guys be tipping Liverpool for the title and never mention their poor defense in which they always concede?

emperorchedda:
LOL this truth really pain you

Spurs were gunning for the title last season and were above Arsenal for much of the second half of last season, they collapsed immediately Leicester city were crowned champions because there was no motivation to play again since their only aim was to be first and not to top Arsenal

Arsenal's best opportunity to finally win the league was last season because the traditional big clubs were having a crisis and only Arsenal was stable yet they managed to do what they do best - break down at the end and qualify for UCL. Arsenal fans shouldn't be proud of last season because they missed their golden opportunity.

Do you think if it was City, Utd or Chelsea that was in Arsenal's position for much of last season they won't win the league? It's really a shame man

Talk more of this season when Chelsea are having back their fear factor, City are demolishing people more often, Liverpool are scoring for fun and you think Arsenal still have a chance come May?? Lol think again, you know where you belong and when you will go to your place

You talk as if Arsenal was top of the league and collapsed at the end, did Arsenal top the league? Spurs were the team which lost the league to Leicester, Arsenal was rarely even 2nd till the last day of the league. And please quit using the lame excuse that other big teams were experiencing crises, so Arsenal didn't have its own big injury crisis to contend with? The other big teams failed and Arsenal was the best of them all last season. With your lame excuse for big teams experiencing crises then every poor man on the street would give such excuse as well why he is poor and others are rich. There are no excuses in football, you perform badly, you fail! No excuses!

You are talking about Chelsea getting back their so called fear factor yet they haven't performed better than Arsenal this season, talk about the present which is clear and shut your mouth about talking about the future which you don't know about, if you are good at predicting the future you should a billionaire by now which you are NOT!!!

You said Liverpool are scoring for fun, for heavens sake Liverpool have scored 24 goals and Arsenal has scored 23, yet you make it sound like Arsenal are not at par with Liverpool in regards scoring for fun, the same Liverpool you are talking about has a pathetic defense which concedes goals for fun as well, yet you didn't state that fact, I'm sure if it were Arsenal with such a bad defense you would have stated that fact to back up your claim that Arsenal would fail this season. Just because you wanna bad mouth another club doesn't mean you talk crap while losing objectivity.

Whatever is "paining" you now is the clear fact that Arsenal is performing better than your pathetic team and that's why Arsenal is sitting on top of the team you support on the league table, your best excuse is hoping that in the future Arsenal would collapse, forgetting your team has a better chance of collapsing than Arsenal.

Shymm3xx:
Lol. I don't have any dog in this fight...just posting based on observation. Tottie have a better core of talented young players that have been together for like three seasons now. And they're a well coached team. Once Harry Kane comes back, they should switch it up by another gear. Coupled with the fact that Kane always peak once it gets to winter, till the end of the season and Alli's form has been superb thus far. I'm sure you know the number of goals/wins this combo was responsible for last season.

However, with Arsenal, the team can't play better than it's playing right now and by January, they should go back to the 4th position and make a run from there to finish top-4 at the end of the season. That's classic Arsenal lol.

Anyway, you can get emotional all you want - but Arsenal can't win the EPL without a decent striker. Even Leicester had Vardy last season and Mahrrz came through when he needed to.

How some of you argue without objectivity baffles my senses.

Spurs were in the best form of their existence as a club last season, with Kane on fire as well and yet couldn't manage a win against Arsenal - home or away, and as usual Arsenal still finished above them. I'm sure you could have swore at the end of last season that Spurs would finish ahead of Arsenal.

You are pathetic in reasoning, last season, Arsenal was the highest placed "traditional" big team, didn't Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Man City also play that season as well? Why didn't they finish above Arsenal.

You said Arsenal doesn't have a decent striker so can't contend for the league, yet Arsenal is in the top 2 teams in regards goals scored. If you check the top 5 highest goal scorers so far this season, only Arsenal has two players in the top 5 goals scorers list, so what sense do you think you are making?

It baffles me when someone says Liverpool is the best team at the moment as compared to Arsenal, Liverpool has scored 24 goals and conceded 13 while Arsenal has scored 23 and conceded 10, both have the same amount of wins, draws and one loss, so why discredit Arsenal in performance when both teams are at par?

Nigerian football fans are just so acidic inside and reason subjectively, where is your club at the moment on the EPL table, has your club performed better than Arsenal so far? If not then shut your trashy mouth up! It takes every single game played well to end the season tops, if Arsenal is playing well at the moment and you say they would struggle for top 4 at the end of the season then your team which isn't performing as good as Arsenal might struggle to escape relegation at the end of the season.

Shymm3xx:
Lol. I don't have any dog in this fight...just posting based on observation. Tottie have a better core of talented young players that have been together for like three seasons now. And they're a well coached team. Once Harry Kane comes back, they should switch it up by another gear. Coupled with the fact that Kane always peak once it gets to winter, till the end of the season and Alli's form has been superb thus far. I'm sure you know the number of goals/wins this combo was responsible for last season.

However, with Arsenal, the team can't play better than it's playing right now and by January, they should go back to the 4th position and make a run from there to finish top-4 at the end of the season. That's classic Arsenal lol.

Anyway, you can get emotional all you want - but Arsenal can't win the EPL without a decent striker. Even Leicester had Vardy last season and Mahrrz came through when he needed to.

ZERO SENSE IN YOUR ASSESSMENT!!!

Go get a boyfriend lady!

Ha

EdoBoy90:
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First ,I made a mistake because I was on an errand.No human is perfect except God.

Well, I have proved my 2:1 with a company that is affiliated with Toyota Motor Corporation. They like my service and trusted me. I have delivered immensely. I am proud of my 2:1.
Hang transformer if you don't have it.

Mr 2:1, I can't help but correct you again for the third time!

Please next time say "...trust me" okay?

You are welcome

EdoBoy90:
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I was on an errant when I wrote that. So, it was a mistake.

The importance of 2:1 and First class is that they are the only ones that can apply.

Did you just say "errant"? Jeez! You did it again!

Mr Man please take it easy, you are just committing more lexical murder as you try to defend yourself.

Damn!