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lotadaddy1:
Obi Jaguar, as i fondly call him, has always wanted an exotic car of his own. Each time a fine and dandy car crosses his perimeter, he is always left hypnotized. Obi's rather obsessive penchant for crème de la crème automobiles didn't just stop at admiring cars, this my guy can reel off their names as though he is chanting his nursery rhymes. I just kept wondering where Obi learnt those names from.
I was on my bed one sunday afternoon when Obi's call came in, I picked and then he said, Uche Uche, i have found a car i would like us to go and see." he shouted over the phone excitedly. Which kind wahala for this Sunday afternoon kwa. Well, I told him to send me the pictures of the car and the name.
To be honest, the picture he sent me showed a beautiful black Lexus Rx 330, I no go lie sha, the car fine. Then, I asked him if he had contacted the seller of the car, which he replied in affirmative. Obi even suggested that I guess the price, imagine me ooo, well i did but i was wrong! He told me the price is around 2million naira. I screamed!

After screaming and all that, I and my friend went to the place the seller had directed us. We saw the finely parked Lexus car on getting there. In my mind, i even wanted to start driving the car almost immediately, the car was fresh out of the oven!!! steaming hot!!!. Then something strucked my mind to ask the seller why he wanted to sell the fine car for 2million naira. Then, he said that the reason was that he was not based here in Nigeria and would be travelling back to the states soon that he doesn't know when next he would be coming back to Nigeria so he needed to sell the car. His reason sounded plausible.

Obi checked the engine, he nodded excitedly that everything was perfect. He was already shivering with happiness and was now in a haste to conclude the final payments. Then, i told him to wait. Nya cheregodu, we can't judge a book by it's cover. I told him to calm down while I conduct my own personal check on everything.Then i brought out this device which I am the sole marketer in Nigeria.

The auto check lasted for just 5minutes and after that i was able to discover that the car had a VTC system malfunction, the fuel injection system was too lean, engine coolant temperature sensor 2 circuit high voltage, camshaft position sensor incorrect phase detected and many more that i can't say...indeed, looks can be deceiving!!!

Obi looked at me in amazement hands akimbo while shaking his head back and forth in utter disappointment. We said goodbye to the seller and went on our merry way.

Who knows how long the man had tried fixing the car's problem but up to no avail.Then he came up with the criminal plan to dispose it to unsuspecting victims.
This is a device that helps you as a car owner. Whenever i see how men own exotic cars these days without owning this device, I marvel at how they cope because they are at mercy of their mechanic extorting so much money from them! as well as reducing the lifespan of their car due to constant and counter fixing.

With this device, you can save cost, enhance car maintenance, detect the fault yourself without visiting your mechanic, even when you visit him, you'll walk to him like a professional, telling him exactly what to fix.

For those that want to know more about this device, kindly drop your phone number below in the comment section so we can talk or simply DM me. I'm only one text away.

kingreign:
To even make matters interesting, I've not owned a corolla as a personal car. I don't fancy Toyota design thoughts or approach but I respect them for what they've been able to achieve. I don't have anything called brand loyalty in my dictionary.


As for the moniker you're trying to stir up against me, feel free it's your desire I got no problem with nobody.

kingreign:
Have you cared to look at that picture I screenshot and uploaded? If yes, case closed, if no, then no need arguing.
A clearer picture uploaded for doubting Thomases.

kingreign:
I have a Ford edge in my garage, its same thing. No need to argue.

kingreign:
Plastic tank is to prevent rust and electrostatics from causing leaks or electrical sparks and also to reduce weight and cut cost. It's a well taught out plan and design. Most modern cars use plastic tanks. I know a corolla has heat shield that's integrated around the exhaust pipe just shielding the heat from reaching the tank just like most other cars. Your car breaking the exhaust, losing that heat shield and damaging your tank is no fault of Toyota but yours.

Kelvin30286063:
You're very wrong. Havei have been using Google map since 2014 and it has been very reliable. Obviously there are no good roads around the OP's location cuz Google map route to the best and traffic free road for you to take. It even ask you before re-routing to a shortcut.

Kanoski:
Lol...
No car is perfect oga...

The fact alone that even a roadside vulcanizer car repair derseves some praise..

Imagine what would have happened to him n his in that wilderness if it were another car.

radautoworks:
Please watch. Covid-19 is alive and thriving in Nigeria. Three people I know died in the past week in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv4mG7xvTTU

wilmaria14:
depends on d litters

wilmaria14:
very durable like your solar iron and last long

feflo:
190k

ahmstrng:
Please i need help. These lights suddenly all came on after parking the car for a while. It wasnt like this before. The VSA LIGHT. BRAKE LIGHT(even after the hand brake is dropped and the ABS light. Accord 2010
cc:
Gazzuzz
Radautoworks
Nurey
Kingreign

kingreign:
This resemble revenge from angry bird girlfriend.

seanfer:
Until you hit a pothole and the tap handle open on motion. Premium tears loading.