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Mor0ns everywhere

Hello.
Who dey house?

No it's not bad. I enjoy the story.

Shaybebaby and friedplantain you guys are cracking me up.

Ralphlauren:
Gosh.

Another wailer has released another article.

Don't you guys get tired

Why should they tire when the girls haven't been found?

Very true. They've all kept quiet as if buhari has Found the girls

Although I don't understand the reference to her hairstyle. It didn't make the read more interesting or whatever.

FriedPlantain:
She has always been a beauty.

Don't make me post your picture from primary school.
I still have it.

They are quite lovely.

shaybebaby:
Cococandy, see as y8u fresh in this pic

Lmao. No be today.

I've always been a fine gyel.

FriedPlantain:
Cococandy back then in JSS 3. One thing that is undeniable is that she wasn't just a charming girl back then in school, she was also highly intelligent.

Lmao.

thelish:
hahahaha idowuogbo, let her Fire down ooo. If u need more recipes for DH, pls don't hesitate to ask ooo coco

abi

Idowuogbo:
Duh? She no go use different soups hold her DH? Dem dey tell persin ni?

Nne Coco, dey explore dey go jare...to avoid oga mixing soup outside. Put ya oyolima on lock ee...

Lmao. Funny you

Who's he?
I don't know him.

Well goodluck and good health to him.

tearoses:
@coco put the pill in your eba and swallow with okro soup

I'll do my best

Cc damiso

I don't eat snails but these look really good.
I wouldn't mind eating that.

Well done OP.

This image here shows that it's obviously pirated.
Someone's out to get the real owners of the book copyright.

What did I do?

Ok I repent.

alexistaiwo:
emulate ko stimulate ni

Na bachelorhood dey worry you.
When you marry you'll see life is not nairaland

babygirlfl:
Haba coco, op is only trying to make sure that abomination does not continue. He is preserving our culture.

Lol. Don't mind him.

alexistaiwo:
y me na. I am not the jobless husband

So he's jobless because he's doing his laundry.

Let's wait and see if you won't do your laundry when you get married. Shebi you're using nairaland as your reality.
No be so life be o.

You will do your laundry, clean your toilet, do dishes, cook, change your kids dirty diapers and so on and so forth.
Not only you doing all that but with your wife.

Even if she's the type that thinks it's ok to do it all as a woman, She won't be always available and sometimes you will have to step in to do it.
God help you then if marry the type that doesn't think she's supposed to do it all.

Better prepare yourself.

That man you're insulting as jobless is a hands-on husband and father. Emulate him.

Ofeakwu:
No feel sorry for urself n ur useless yellowba people

this your username

That's guy's face is funny.

Who are the publishers?

Eddygourdo:
you women fit kill person, anyway we all bad people

Na una bad pass jare. We just learning

I really laughed out loud.

Innocent girl. Why must he say what he's not sure of.

alexistaiwo:
lol

When are we coming to your wedding oga

moca:
Oh, I didn't Even read d content,just the heading.

All these single boys wey full this forum. Marry dem no go gree. Clocking 30 and going around judging who's being a good wife or not when the man didn't come to complain to them.

I just tire.

moca:
Nne, headache everyday.
Sleep, he no go sleep. Even night. everybody is running away from him.
Plays fromm morning to morning.
Can't wait for school to start.


U can dring at least. Me,i don't. No single antenatal drugs. If I'm sick and really sick, I will look for eba.
Anytime I put to bed,i will always beg for injection. So they normally give me small to drink.
I use soft drinks but, I can still vomit it.
Pele.


Kimoni, I hope and pray o.
My only problem was over playing.
Even till after secondary school.

@bold Now you're talking.
He got the play play from you.
Maybe the stubbornness from his dad.

Mtchewwwww

OP na your type dey put confusion between two happily married people.
Mind your business. In fact get your own wife.
If you had yours you won't be fixated on theirs.

Everybody and their problem.

Have you ever taken a pill and it got stuck in your throat. Then you have to wash it down with gulps of some sweet drink yet the taste just won't leave your mouth.

If you don't totally hate pills you won't understand how it feels.

moca:
Hmn, abeg any antidote for a very stubborn boy?
I don shout, roll eyes up and down,scream. Even smacked, for where

Me,i was a good gal o.

Sorry. Let me laugh you small as I dey laugh my friend. She will call me to lament how her daughter won't let her rest. Very stubborn and restless. And true true the little girl will be in the background screaming my name.

"I'm plaiting mommy's hair" "when will you visit so I'll do yours". 3ys old pikin.
Hyperactive in the original sense.

Just hang in there.