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These kinds of asoebi colors, you will look for it for a long time before you find it and then the seller will be like

"ha madam. This color has been in demand since last year. I only managed to find two pieces last time I ordered it. That's why it costs 12k more than the others"

I think burnt orange is kind of self explanatory.

I'm just finding out today that there's pistachio green. And the thing even looks 'blueish' to me.

If I get that kind of invite, I'd wear brown and call it cocoa.

salsera:
ah see Cococandy

That table you put up there Poshness 201 class.

Aso-ebi colours are
Pistachio green with a hint of cocoa.

Colours of the day

Burnt orange and pear

LMAO

When I see these kind of descriptions on invites I think you want those of us who didn't buy the aso-ebi to look locale abi?

Which one is he doesn't allow you to have toys
Does he control how you spend your money?

Mtchew. Get yourself one and use it in his presence. He can join in on the action or walk away if he pleases.
You could suggest counseling to him. Dunno if h be willing to admit that he has a problem.

Cheating in retaliation, probably not worth it.
Not because you're holy or something but it may turn out to be not worth it. What if the new guy is lame in bed? Or starts catching feelings instead of chop and clean mouth. Or if it turns out you hubby isn't cheating then You're the guilty one.

tchidi:
I went to market! Armed with my list, only to be confused convinced by my customer to cook ATAMA soup instead of vegetable soup. I never cook am before o!! She just gave me an idea of what i'll need and how to do it. I pray it turns out fine.

Any hint from una side?

I know those kind of people.

"Customer you no go try this one?"

Well I doubt I've heard about the soup before.
Google it. Or YouTube it. You may find something.

Beremx:
Coco nne m,na so!

I am on a break in politics section anyway. The tension in that section can give someone high blood pressure. I just read topics without posting.

How are you doing? Thanks for the compliments.

Good decision

It's like many nairalanders are on steroids. Make person no wound you.

I'm doing great. Thanks.

This story is too long.

You're not blame for their deaths.

But you're to blame for not forgiving him when he reached out for forgiveness.

Lesson learned.

Ehn?

So berem all the while you've been halaring in politics section, you carry belle.

Congrats dear.

Beremx:
I started my ante-natals today with all the necessary tests done. My first scan was done today and everything is fine. The sex of my baby was seen today and it's a Boy! I didn't realize that sex of baby can be seen at 18weeks. Though i used the gender prediction test which told me it's a boy,i had to confirm today.

The problem i am having is my swollen legs which have made me uncomfortable. I was told by the doctor to reduce my salt intake and always raise my legs with a pillow when sleeping.

Every other thing is in stable condition. Can't wait for January to come for me to offload my product.

Editor1:
OBASANJO!!!


I have never seen a man as corrupt, wicked and cunning like dis man.

OBJ doesn't steal, but wherever he crosses, something must go wrong there!

OBJ doesn't east meat but he uses his teeth to share it to little children.

@bold is very funny.
How do you people come up with such things

lofty900:
because the man will definitely demand 4 a male child and the truth may be forced out of her but since its a male child, the pressure will be of 'I NEED A MALE CHILD' will not be there

Ok.

I guess he will demand for a male child because he's ignorant. But you're right.
He probably would.

bukatyne:
@Bold:

Was the man impotent?

That's the implication.

Like he knows if she get pregnant, it's not from him.

tearoses:
Coco you have seen it . . .its just not a popular aso ebi colour. Ive seen it mixed with peach or bright orange

I does look familiar now that I see it used.

Nice color. Not too loud.

There's even more.

Yea I see the mint here.

I doubt if I've seen that color before.

@tearoses.

tearoses:
you ladies forgot some other greens

Mint Green, Lemon Green (that one is a Naija one, cos Lemons are yellow) & Emerald Green

Sambarry will know 10 more shades of green

But I must be old school too o . . .Ive never heard of Go Green.

Yea I mentioned lemon green before.

Maybe because we don't let our lemons ripen like oyibo lemons.

Mint is a vegetable isn't it
why can it just belong with the others?

lofty900:
she should berra shut her mouth up b4 her hubby will kill her out of frustration. he should be contended with one child. Thank God its a male child

Why wouldn't she thank god if it's a female child?

I thought turquoise was a shade of blue?

Yea I know olive, jade and army green.
Is leaf green not same as grass green?


And isn't fluorescent same as neon green? Ugh that color.


At least I know those ones

salsera:
You be old school Coco.

There's many shades of green
Olive green
Teal
Turquoise
Leaf green
Fluorescent green
Army/camo green
Ugu green ( )

Ati be be lo

Idowuogbo:
Invent ke? Haba....go green is similar to grass green.

Don't mind me.
As you can see salsera has already deciphered that I'm old school.

Somebody remind me not to go that ajeromi police station ever.
Seems they are the worst of the bunch.

Couldn't they find something else to do?

That's not a sacrifice.

lofty900:
not really, i know cos u r a woman, u will feel like defending the women folk but just look at it without any bias, u will see she is saying the truth, i have four sisters and i've noticed this trait in all of them

You've noticed the depravity and evil in them?
Oh puhlease.

Well We have four girls in my family too.
I've got a dozen aunts and some female friends.
I've not noticed such in them. Non of them is inherently evil and feels bad at another getting better than them.

We all disagree as humans and make up quickly too.

And this isn't because I'm female. If someone came here saying all men are depraved and evil at their core, I would cringe to read that.

And of course I'd challenge them too. (Just selective readers like you only chose to see when I defend my fellow women)
I don't blame you about that. Nairaland is polarized like that.

Anyways if you'd kindly not mention me on this thread again.
I've kind of left it. Your mentions keep bringing me back.

Before some people that need to confront their girlfriends for stealing their men take out their vexing on me.

francizy:
Yes ofcuz!!! Not one person, but two people made similar statements of the police demanding money from them before they make arrests. If a policeman is going to steal from me when I report a theft the what use is it reporting to the useless dolts??

This is embarrassing.

Hmm. Friend on your friend.

Well. If she feels the man doesn't love her and o my wants her because of the kid, she should decide if that enough for her to keep up the marriage and live in the deception for the rest of her life.

Or tell him and take the chance of starting over with someone who actually does love her.
How old is the kid and how would such a thing affect him/her?

lofty900:
i agree with the op, the rate at which ladies quarrel and gossip each other is much more than guys, i've witnessed it alot

Why won't you agree with her?

So far she's saying women are depraved and evil at their core, it will sound like music to your ears.

They were asked to pay money before the thieves could be arrested

francizy:
Am telling you! Had it been that man took laws into his hands and wasted that witch when she got to the 3rd victim, that man wouldn't be lying in the hospital right now. This is why I hate the Nigerian police with passion. Just yesterday, people were robbed in broad day light and after reporting to police they were asked to pay money before the culprits will be arrested while the useless woman heading their division feigned ignorance of a situation most lagosians are aware of (rites). Now of what use is these foools in black?

This is sickening to say the least.
I'm more mad at the police officers and their way of handling the matter than the evil woman criminals herself.

The first time she stabbed the woman she shouldn't have ever been let out of detention until her case was tried and she sentenced.

Lol

Is not by force to join the camp of the evil and depraved.
Enjoy your nature.

That you read such derogatory stuff and have no problem agreeing that it describes you says all that needs to be said.

Unfollows the mumu thread anyway.

Read this.

Recall Eve deceived Adam, and was cursed. It was the same demon acting in her then. Women at the very depth of their core are actually deviant and depraved. They are very very very evil and God the creator knows this. They cannot bear, cannot stand, cannot fathom, cannot stomach the thought of another female being better than them. They are unredeemable bitter lots, blinded by envy and decapitated by hate. This is the exact reason why they are and will forever be second place. .

Tufiakwa.

Is it by force to accept I'm evil when I'm not?
If you are pls don't fret that other don't accept such labels on themselves.
You might want to keep the label to yourself.

Someone wrote/read this, felt it was a good description of herself and has a problem that other women don't think it's right?

If you feel you're the way OP described, it's your right. But your right stops at describing others as such or calling them hypocrites when they refuse to be described like evil spirits let loose from hell.

kaboninc:
Put too many women in a cage, none will be left alive.


What a troublesome set of individuals even among their clan.

If women were to rule this world, I would be walking around NAKEDDD and still latch onto my mother's bossomm. Even asking her to strap me on her back.

Thank God for men....at least their is orderliness....

Taaa sharrap.

What's keepin you from going to type this when you you see two guys fighting on any of those numerous threads.

Chillis:
I guess its because she was on contract. One man(private) company is usually the worst.

They have ruined America yet they use all their savings to get a tiny visit visa and start hiding like refugees in the ruined country

I thought so too.

@bold tell me about about it. If you're working for any private company in NIGERIA, na dem get you be that. You gotta do as they say because they can drop unjustly without repercussions.

Women and colors.

Idowuogbo did you invent that name?
Go green.

If green pass lemon green, light green or grass green, I no sabi wetin that one come be again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1x7LDffmQ

Pls who knows what movie this clip is from.



My ribs. Gerrarahere mehn. E.P = enemy of progress.

Depends on who you're with my dear.

It is true that some drip the wooing habit once married but it's not a general thing.