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juliebest:
Hi sisters, it seems this baby didn't want to stay. Scan today says missed abortion.
Scheduled for evacuation on Tue.

Don't worry. Another one will enter ijn.

Lmao.
The madness is not unique to us.
In fact Chadians are taking the cake now.

Carelessness.
Jeez.
All these careless caregivers should be punished to set examples for others to follow.

Poor girls.

FriedPlantain:
Garri still dey plenty na, just send me your email Mey I drop like 3 paint container of garri for you. The only problem be say my groundnut don finish, na only Kulikuli remain. I doubt if those small soft teeth of yours can handle them though.

Just send the Garri. I don't like kulikuli but I can buy groundnut here.
3 paints of Garri?
That would be like a dream come true.

Kini in-vitro?
In-vivo too sure.

The winning sperm provider need not know he's the actual sperm provider.
It makes all of them hands-on-deck fathers to the new born. each one providing according to his capabilities. None tied to the same woman hence everybody can practice their 'natural polygamy' and we would all live in the primitive state that polygamy ensures.

Stillfire:
The sperm capable of fertilizing an egg. We can decide this in vitro.




Lol
I have an idea...we can do this in vitro, rather than in vivo...

I will donate an egg
You boys donate your spermatozoa, mix it up
Culture it in the lab...voila ...

May the best sper.m win...lol

Caveman chad

Looooool

BuddhaPalm:
My oga, you are indeed very wrong.

It is now known that we evolved for competition at the, quoting you, "spermatozoic level".

There are even tons of books on the subject: Sperm Wars - by Robin Baker, and Sex At Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality are examples.

You mentioned 'high status' and 'provider', but remember, they don't need to come from the same person.

The provider blissfully provides, while she goes behind to get inseminated by caveman Chad, who has optimum seed.

At topic
OP you want some people to eat your head? You're speaking the 'abominable'.

LordReed:
Bring your sister or your wife let's prove it.

lol

Truckpusher:
Me I no just understand some boys sha.

Woman wey dun drop two for ya house, wetin him never see for the toto again - If na me eh , Omo ! See freedom to run far go arrange one smally wey I go dey hang everyday dey shout modupe! ontop the fresh toto

When you marry you will understand.

Not saying I understand suicide o. That's very foolish and extreme.

But I'm saying you will understand it's not easy to just shake off hurt by your partner as if nothing happened. In fact the first thing you will be thinking won't be freedom at that moment.

dinachi:
Yes why are you supporting what you know is wrong?
Wouldnt the best approach be to condemn the act?

Oh now he wants to talk like a civil person?
After you've abused my life and generations past and present with choice unsavory terms?

That boat sailed a long time ago for you my friend.

Give it some time and ask again. Nicely. very nicely.

Dollyak:
The last kind of company I want in Nigeria. Don't know what to make of this to be honest. Job creation, exploitation, poor ethics mixed into one news...

I share the same sentiments.

Walmart wants to take over the world.
Greedy capitalists

pbs4real:
i concur with some of ur points,but the questn i do ask masef is how doz this bad spirit gets into them?how can a guy thinks of ever sleeping with another guy is wat i cnt decipher . . . .i jez wish i have a way to help them change dre perception. . . .i dnt knw wat i would do if i happen to knw i have a sibling who is HOMO prob jez run away i gues am jez trying hard to bliv HOMO'S exist. . .the whole tin at times luks NOLLYWOOD.

Well I've wondered too and frankly I can't understand it. They must understand themselves better.

I too wouldn't know how to react if I had a gay child or sibling. Yea but they exist.
also you can't run away from your family. You can disapprove but hating them will be hard for you even if you try.

dinachi:
I will never support homosexuality even if a family member is involved because that is the height of hypochrisy.
If your reason for supporting homosexuals is because you have a family member as a culprit then you are a hypochrite.
Again you said in another thread that you as a Christian knows that homosexuality is a sin. Question is why are you supporting what you know is a sin?

is that all?
Anything to add?
Get it all out.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Baby girl, ve bin monitoring this thread, ur fan though but on dis issue u wrong. Dere is nufin on earth dat will justify that evil act. A man sleeping wif a man, den both of dem shld give birth to babies instead of adopting kids.

Are you willing to converse with me to know my opinion on gay issues?
We can have another thread and have a mature conversation about it.
Not this one o. Too many mad folks about who take your 'gay people shouldn't be oppressed' statements to mean you must be gay.

When I encounter such folks, I don't try to have logical discussions with them.

Hit me up when you wanna have the talk maybe on a quiet thread. It's bed time for me now.

dinachi:
Who did the woman who slept with a dog hurt in the story and why did you puke? Okay maybe because America has not officially legalized bestiality before you will join to promote them as usual.
@ cococandy you are just a pathetic clown with your depraved opinion on this issue.
Get it into your addled brain condemning homosexuality is not the same as killing homosexuals!
Condeming armed robbery and adultery is not the same as killing culprits but I guess you had to sound that way to satisfy the society where you live even if you loose your soul in the process.

Ok agreed with you.


Phew.
Anything to add?

Might as well get it all out now. Abi you want to continue hounding me all over nairaland on the same issue? Just spill and get it over with.

dinachi:
Simple question. Who is the homosexual in your family?
Can you answer the question and stop blabbing?

The funny thing is you're more likely have one in your family. Probably abused by one too. hence the incessant outbursts even on unrelated issues.
Just watch yourself and see how you react to gay issues. It is deep and can't just be because your religion dislikes it. You're far from religious. That much is obvious. Whatever gay issue is bugging you is quite deep. Family things? Get some peace. it was never your fault.

Well If I had one in my family, I won't reject him or her as a human. Don't commit murder if you happen to have one in your family.

I take God beg you.

dinachi:
Brilliant analysis! More grace to you.
Many people like cococandy outstretching themselves to support homosexuals are scared of being labelled old fashioned and haters so they do all they can to fit in. Iam 100% sure that she wont be supporting homosexuals if the West still banned it.
She would very much prefer to be seen as a friend of the world than a friend of God, it seems.
Thanks for your refreshing pesperctive!

Friend of God like you?

pbs4real:
oya tel me i wnt to knw

Tell you what?

Ok let me assume you're re-asking dinachi's question.
First of all, it is really lame to compare an armed robber. a criminal. who hurts people and sometimes takes lives in the process to a gay person who's not hurting anyone with his actions.
Only a small mind can come up with such a silly analogy. Not surprised there anyway.

But say I humor you guys and go along with it.

Do you think the same people who rush to bring fuel, matches and tires to burn a thief will do so with the same vigor and zeal if it turns out their brother or son was the one caught stealing?
Of course not. Then the story will change from "these robbers are wicked and heartless and deserve to die" to "pls temper justice with mercy"
Same group of people
Same offense
The only change is their relationship with the perp.

Time and time again, social barriers have been broken because the chief of the oppressors found himself having a member of his family in the camp of the oppressed. Then they begin to see how unfair it is to write those others off as less than human.

It is a socially proven phenomenon.

Dinachi can only do two things if he finds himself having a gay son. Change tune or kill his son.
His extremism will make room for no other reaction.

I hope you're not self-righteous extremist like him.

dinachi:
Who is the homosexual in your family? Is it you, your husband,your brothers and sisters or your children?
So if you have a family member who is an armed robber or adulterer you will start supporting adultery and armed robbery?
Since you joined the homosexual bandwagon you have become depraved!

I wasn't even talking to you.

Abeg no go die for another man wahala.
You think you can rant your way into making everyone share the same opinion as you?

See as you're slowly running mad.

Na wa

Wasted life.

When you have a gay in your family as in shit becoming real, you won't know when the gay agenda will no longer be cool from afar.

You tune will change to 'they are humans like us. they don't deserve the ill treatment.'

Soc 101.

Most social barriers that got broken today was helped tremendously by the fact that the most ardent haters got family members among the group they hated so much that they had no choice than to soften their staunch hatred and look at the people involved as human beings rather than far away deindividualized figure who are easy to hate on.

Time always proves this theory right.

It happened with interracial marriage.

funlord:
. ;DStill ranting.

On a more serious note dinachi may have gone on a tagent but he has a point! And your reply was pregnant with meaning! I really would love to see how supportive peeps like YOU would really be if a future son or daughter of yours wants 2 be gay? I guess in a situation like that things would start 2 fall apart won't they? Because that would also mean you would have 2 question your OWN biological make up 4 spawing a child like that! The gay agenda is always cool from afar, till it hits closer 2 HOME! That's when _shit gets real innit?

aristosoft:
Now, I know another reason why Nigeria is so backwards, people who are supposed to think about a solution are only busy dealing with ladies who turned them down because they ain't buoyant enough.

People should get a life first. Enough of this marriage talk at FP. Please!

All these useless marriage talks.

They should also add five charges of stupidity to her overall charges.
See as she looks like zombie.
They should even charge her won't attempted manslaughter. If there's anything like that.
Because I don't see how she's dumb enough to not know that one Python (much less 10) could strangle a kid to death

Because the mofos are judgmental

jumzzy448:
Rice and vegetable stir fry with plantain.

i like this too

No be you come find trouble?

But me I want to soak Garri and groundnut bad

FriedPlantain:
Hahahaha, I think say na only me the thing dey do. The last time I visited this thread, I just dey drink my Ijebu garri and groundnut jejely when that winch Cococandy posted one beautiful picture of her pasta, lobster legs and crab, I kon begin dey drool like goat wey sight fresh yam for road. I no know when I use vex smash my cup of garri for ground, go throway the remaining inside sink. Lubbish!

I must marry a wife that can cook all these food for me soon.

Still ranting.

dinachi:
I will always mention that you promote homosexuals if that is your issue.
And that is certainly not ranting if you are proud of your support for men who Bleep each others anuses!
Since you love them so much may all your sons, brothers and husband turn to anus fuckers( homosexuals)! I hope you will say amen.
May all your sisters and daughters become Lesbians! Can I get a witness from you?
If you can't say Amen to these prayers then something is wrong with your mind.

dinachi:
It is settled then.

It is?
Well I hope so too.

Let's give you a few days and see if you won't start ranting again.

You don narrate the whole movie finish.
Wetin person wan watch again?

SAMBARRY:
yeah its worth it. It's about a boy who stole his guardians brothers cocaine to sell on the streets of London and then the ring leader of cocaine thought the guy who he gave his cocaine to wanted to cheat him and then wahala started. It's funny too especially where the boy who was completely naive and street foolish was going into houses saying he sells hard stuffs and then enterd into wrong hands. One janaican dude who was also a boy boy to the ring leader of the cocaine dealer.they traced him to his house and killed the gramdmom in the process y telling them stupidly that he has a lot of hard stuffs in his house.

It's long and interesting sha and very funny too especially when the janaican boy who is obviously street smart asked him were he got those stuffs from and then he started stuttering and so they knew he was a mumu and then started messing with his intelligence saying you got it from India, right. He said yes, then you took it to Mexico, he said yes, then you brought it to London. He said yes sir. Then the Jamo guy said you talking boombaclad with thick Jamo accent. This boy don't know nothing. They bought cocaine worth 50 million naira at 100, ooo and he was still asking them or is it too expensive, should I bring the price down. That little boy didn't even know the worth of what he was carrying and the implications. He was just too stoopeed to be engaging in a dangerous business like that

Is beating her supposed to turn her on and make her open the legs?
No wonder she doesn't want to do it.
For someone to beat you because you don't want to do it with him, it means pre-intimacy is non-existent in his dictionary.

He should go and learn and stop trying to solve his problem the wrong way.

If she insists that she will never make love to him, that's a good reason for annulling the union as it is yet unconsummated. He can leave her for that reason. Beating? Silly approach.

Lmao