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Culture › Re: Osu Caste System! Such A Terrible Practice!! by cococandy(f): 2:49am On Feb 11, 2015
Don't mind them. They are making it a tribal thing instead of speaking up about bad practices in their own areas too.
Hiding the problem doesn't solve it
babyosisi:
We hear you
No be for this nairaland we read about Obas eating body parts of their dead predecessors before they ascend the throne in this 21st century
State approved cannibalism in oduduwa land
Na which people start Ogboni and similar cults
Umu Awolowo
No be for here we read about your women going naked in fetish protests from state to state
Elementary school teachers threatening state governments with juju
Which other tribe does these things
So called modernized folks with no flaws
Ordinary church to worship God,una carry juju enter church again called it Cele,holy sabbath and cherubim and all those flesh eating white garment things you introduced to Nigeria
Even Islam sef,you folks formed a juju version of Islam
Tua


Those in glass houses don't throw stones di anyi
Culture › Re: Osu Caste System! Such A Terrible Practice!! by cococandy(f): 2:48am On Feb 11, 2015
Mekymuo:
Smh. Nne , biko tell me the part of Igboland that is still discriminating against Ndiosu? I just don't want to call you an ignoramous... Cos it's long dead...
you're the one who doesn't know what you're saying.
I've seen it happen.
Culture › Re: Osu Caste System! Such A Terrible Practice!! by cococandy(f): 2:46am On Feb 11, 2015
pDude:
Osu indeed. angry

African people and their crappy traditional practices. That is why every other country has advanced and left us in the dust.

Mtscheww
exactly. All over Nigeria, one tribe or the other has some stupid belief they hold onto tenaciously that's limiting our progress as a whole nation.
Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by cococandy(f): 12:43am On Feb 11, 2015
50calibre:
Hahahahahahahahaha this is epic grin
seriously
Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by cococandy(f): 12:41am On Feb 11, 2015
bukatyne:
What part of her post warranted this?
crazy folks everywhere grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by cococandy(f): 10:19pm On Feb 10, 2015
Herzumpther:
I didn't cook much just fried rice and turkey. I also got a cake from Odillz. Thank you Odillz.

My phone is really bad now so please house manage my pics. I hope to get a new phone as soon as I can sha. I've missed posting pics... My poor cam.
there's nothing wrong with your camera.

Wow. So Nice of her smiley
Family › Re: Should We Tell His Father About His HIV Status? by cococandy(f): 10:17pm On Feb 10, 2015
baby124:
Just type the name in google with nairaland pic and check images.
i wish I knew what name to type.

I'm gonna pass jare. Not worth it smiley
Family › Re: Should We Tell His Father About His HIV Status? by cococandy(f): 10:14pm On Feb 10, 2015
baby124:
For the father to be hale and hearty for so long, i hope he did not intentionally infect the girl and then leave her to carry a pregnancy and risk passing it to her child. That will just be wicked. wow. embarassed.
it is quite possible. 10yrs is a longtime for him to not have found out: Human beings can be very wicked.

On the other hand, let me give him benefit of a doubt that he may not know. You know pregnant women and women who just got delivered of a baby have very low immunity. it is possible for her to have succumbed faster for that reason while the man remains unaware because he hasn't been tested.

Or she got it from somewhere else and he was lucky not to have contracted it. Very possible too.
I've seen a pregnant woman with HIV but the husband didn't get it.


Abeg, what happened to that thread? That guy was threatening up and down. I saw someone put up his picture, and then fiam. The thing was gone. I searched and found that his pics are here on NL. For someone with a very big mouth, this is an interesting find. grin. He does not even fear for his life. With all the threats he has been throwing, his pics are on NL shocked
shocked shocked

I went out. I missed that. Lol. Funny world.
Abeg show me pix jare.
Family › Re: Should We Tell His Father About His HIV Status? by cococandy(f): 9:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
If the mother passed on the virus to the child during delivery or pregnancy? There's a high chance the dad is positive too.
He probably knows and is on drugs too since he hasn't shown any symptoms himself since the lady died.

Or he hasn't discovered his status yet. Knowing his son's status will help him be aware of his own status in case he doesn't know yet.

So i'd say 'tell him'.
Food › Re: Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by cococandy(f): 9:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
Herzumpther:
Awww thanks dear.
Firewood abroad? Wow.
Just kidding.

But yea I can do firewood in my backyard if I want.
Food › Re: Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by cococandy(f): 9:39pm On Feb 10, 2015
Kimoni:
I believe you lipsrsealed
Oya
Where's odillz?
Una manage o.
Party style jollof rice n fried meat On behalf of herzumpther

I used firewood too grin

Food › Re: Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by cococandy(f): 9:25pm On Feb 10, 2015
Kimoni:
Party jollof rice, cooked with firewood ooo wink
coming....
Food › Re: Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by cococandy(f): 8:23pm On Feb 10, 2015
Odillz:
Rice and okro stew tongue
lol una go wait small
Family › Re: Identical Twin-sisters Marry The Same Man by cococandy(f): 8:15pm On Feb 10, 2015
They want to be inseparable cheesy
Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by cococandy(f): 8:13pm On Feb 10, 2015
bennyrazz:
this is how she should explain, "son, what you saw me did to your dad is what we call oral medication. I was giving your dad an oral medicine prescribed by the doctor. You have to first swallow the medicine and drink a little water then you pump it with your mouth into the genitals. It is very painful son and it is for very sick adults. Shekena cool
hmm trust me those kids will try it one day when one of them gets sick and the parents ain't home.
Politics › Re: Police Recovers 147 Bomb Explosives In Borno by cococandy(f): 8:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
147 bombs? shocked shocked
Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by cococandy(f): 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
Parents should have locks on their bedrooms if there are little kids in the house who can come in without knocking
Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by cococandy(f): 7:43pm On Feb 10, 2015
xynerise:
That moment the man's dik will just deflate grin
seriously cheesy
Family › Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by cococandy(f): 7:33pm On Feb 10, 2015
xynerise:
Trying to keep it clean. Then I will quote "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" grin

But seriously, I would be shocked. I will later call them and tell them "What you just saw your mum and I doing is very dangerous and can kill when a child below 18 years tries it"
shocked and embarrassed too. Lol.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 7:31pm On Feb 10, 2015
Stillfire:
Lol, they say you cannot beat a woman when it comes to 'verbal communication.' Username just proved it. Lol. grin Na correct thesis!
i couldn't read the post I swear. I'm sure most people could not either.
But she has likes.
Shows you we familylanders like posts just for the fun of it grin as long as the so called 'opponent' is getting it.
Food › Re: Happy Birthday To Herzumpther by cococandy(f): 7:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
Odillz:
Mother of many excuses tongue
Cococandy host the item 7 na pls sad
what do y'all wanna eat? grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 7:27pm On Feb 10, 2015
ileobatojo:
The one that the past posts exposed her hypocrisy, the outcry over the 'digging up' has not still not stopped. Yet here 'we' are, orgasming over the same type of scenario without hypocrisy or involvement from the person in question.
the rules are not the same for everyone
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 7:20pm On Feb 10, 2015
Jesus bia this girl did anybody tell you to submit your Ph.D thesis? shocked grin angry

username792:
Obviously, I HAD TO wait you 'hit the sack', right? Because you assume that like the wayward, piggish, primeval, redundant, no-life-having sack of shiit that you are, I wait around Nairaland all day to fixate on strangers' clits. Yep sure pigsty king, SINCE YOU WHINED ON THE PREVIOUS POST ABOUT ME MAKING YOU W A I T 2 hours, you would think everbody is a dumfvck like you whose whole existence revolves around Nairaland.

Biiittchh, get this, i will make you wait as i please since I SENT FOR YOU. Anyway what a loony bum like you got to do with his time other than stalking the dark alleys of a Naija forum. See your life! Obviously you think that everybody has settled for online friends and online romance, i.e. the fvcked up life of a troll, just because YOU DO. See coogar's ambitions. And i know your predictible ass will feel the need to come back about all the shit you have achieved. I guess that also should be filed with all the 'sophisticated vagginas' you supposedly get as 'the delusions of a loner trying TO DESPERATELY TRYING TO PROVE USERNAME792 SOMETHING'

Bitchh made nig, i got news for you, i have shit to do, people to deal with in the real world - just like the people you see from that hole in your dark cave going about their daily life.

I HAD TO SEND FOR A BIIITTCCHHH SMACK TALKING IN HIS GRANDIOSE DELUDED SISSY STYLE, THE BITCCCHHH WILL WAIT!



'Brains in your feet'? Is this another pigsty thing just like 'anal conception'? No hun, us humans dont have brains there, but since i have heard about anal conceptipn, nothing surprises me anymore in piggyland.
Also I told you if human things like 'pums' are BEYOND YOUR MENTAL CAPACITIES, let them to us humans and dont blame us for being a mentally limited and underdevelopped animal. After all, i dont question the the piggynation ways and I just let you be your true swiny self.

Also, i know by now that the 'clear and concise way' regers to the 'uhhh' and 'haaah' you exchange with the ape ladies with lice and yeast infections you fancy in the zoo next to the pigsty. You are right about that, I dont know about that and dont want to. Deciphering pig language is hard enough.

HAHAHAHAHZHAHAHHA for real though XD, the irony of a mofo bum who fish ass on the net, is obsessed with annnuuussssees, sleep with dirty slags who share panties and weave AND BRAGS ABOUT IT LOL then turns around to talk about 'hoodrats' Hahahahahahah like bitch, the lowest hoodrat has more class in her pinky toe than your piggy ass marinating in the anal juice you love so much. HAHAHAHZ



Translation: I have nothing better to say because it hurts to much XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hzha hahahahahzhahahzhahahaha HahaHAHAHAHZHAHAHA
The wailings of a hit piglet on the ground.
HAHAHAHHAH HAHAHAHAH LO hahahah

I clearly hit where it hurts and i have no remorse about it. Animals deserve animal treatment :-)
I see no DENIAL, no claim that I AM LYING just a bunch of unarticulated swear words put together in the the heat of the moment to soothe the suffering. HAHAHAHAH
The gospel truth buuuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnns. Roasted piglet ummmm nice!

Dont be mad at me for being a wacko with no game who resents women, be mad at yourself for being such a calamity and a reject.

This is Coogar:
'I got so much ass poured on me from spending my days and nights on Nairaland in this dark piggish cave. Hey look at that cutie' *hurry up, creates thread* 'hey hun, im an alpha male begging for your attention, you are cuter than the pigsty girls, please validate me with your attention, i have already packed all my belongings in the only suit case I have and Im ready to move to your country, i would even move to the next continent, i got money to waste like that as a true maga but dont smell my desperation though because i got 'sophistcated vagginas' poured on me'

HAHAHA XD TRUE TRUE TRUE, keep on wailing miss piggy, i like roasted pork chops

I now understand why you stay here 24/7 because you belong to the coalition of sorry ass bums who get no ass and hate women for that. Have you thought about marrying that sore other monkey looking for 'potential wives' here? I know he prefers monkeys but since I sent him to the zoo and it is near the pigsty, you could have a nice little thing going. *wink* Or maybe you give some anal checks - you like anus so much, dont you :-) - to that other creep renting at the brothel?


'Even if' clearly doesnt have the same meaning in the pigsty I see, just like 'avoid'.
BITCCCCCHHHH YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DESPAIR FOR ASS which is why YOU CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CLIT and would in such a pathetic way brag on a faceless forum about the puss you aint got. You got a lot to prove bitccchh ass nigglet. A LOT!



Says the MUGU opening threads to catch game.
*sips tea doe*

HAHAHAHAHHAHA no i swear this shitttt is waaaaaayyy toooo easy. Im starting to feel bad for you please try harder.
Like nigga is handing me sticks to beat him with lololol
Truly the gift that keeps on giving hun


So much for 'few hours i didnt even knew you existed' uhhhmmm i did see you lurking onn that thread but in true bittchhhh fashion you stayed quiet. Hunny, please i know you are just calling him to support you while i open your yansh, but he wont come boo. He himself knows what awaits him.
He killed me so bad that im standing here with my boot on your pig throat while you are wailing for help. I guess i got nine lives nigga.



More clit riding Mr 'i got ass'. Isnt it cute a deluded mongrel pig dreaming of being a dragon - at least, you are not claiming human, good!
This smack talking yeast infected and lice covered bitcch talking about 'level', everything is possible i guess.



Mesdames et Messieurs, after introducing us to his POVERTY jokes, his ELECTRICITY jokes, his EBOLA jokes, Coogar has decided to hit a newer low - remember nigga is digging to meet his mentor Satan - with wait for it ... AIDS jokes!
So ladies and gentlemen lets all get up and laugh about AIDS. such a funny subject.
People dying of Aids
Hahaahahahahaha
Hahahahahahah hahahahahahajahgahg hahahah
Thhe shaming of and discriminating against of Aids patients
Haahzjhahahahahhahahaha hahahahahahahahhaha so hilariou hahaha
Children made orphans by Aids
Bahhahhahahahahahahahaga geez sooooo funnnnyyy bahzhhah

Forgive him, he is just an animal still learning about human ways and seeking comfort in his sorryy bumm PIGGY ass life by laughing at HUMANS going throuhh tragedies.

Nigga also got mad jokes about men murdering their wives. A true desperate piglet i tell you!



Yep but is it BEFORE OR AFTER you have murdered all women AND RAPE THEM ANNALLY THOUGH? You have been running from this question for so long.
Anyway, what would a caveman piglet know about humanity? Is that the HUMANITY you keep on displaying here while cheering the killing of women and mocking poverty, ebola, elctricity issues, and aids. Shut your demented psycho piggy mouth and keep those tales for your shrink.



You do. That's why you been taking planes to get some hoes, remember? LOL You also talked to me about those ladies who like anal play in islamic countrirs. Nigga could fly to Iraq just for butt juice.
But anyway WHO AM I TO JUDGE? LOL



Speaking from experience i see, i already know about your 'sophisticated vaggiiinnas' who shares undies and weave :-/, you know the ones you like to brag about.



Yep little piglet, i am fascinated by your kind. You also must admit that a half pig half caveman e-thugging on Nairaland is quite a sight to see. But sorry hun, i wouldnt be able to equal your sexual perversion even i wanted to. Animals are a no no for humans. Btw how did you manage to cross the species barrier and get on with the ape ladies?


And also yep piglet, a fake virgin who can score no man but it also a slut, that makes plenty of sense mumu brain. Common sense not so common at the pigsty i see.




Mumu get your story right. I dont know about the limited intellectual functions of a pig and the challenges of dealing with that but at least try harder BIIITCH
Are you whispering that sweet talk on my grave? Apparently, i died last week, i have been buried, yet my boot is firmly on that piggy throat of yours?
You are so fascinated with women being murdered, arent you? Like i have said earlier you are probably crying your eyes out on your keyboard because you can't kill me THEN RAPE MY ASS LIKE A TRUE NECROPHILIC PERV.

But dont worry hun, women get killed everthing, plenty of cases to cheer you up filthy wayward psychopatic beast. I wont be surprised if you unearth corpses at your local cemetery to get your pig peen in those arseholes. You are so gross, pathetic and twisted, creepy fvuck.



Yestetday tune:
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS
ANUS

Today:

YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
YOUR CLIT
Sigh
We hear you mugu, this is the closest you will ever get to a clit without having to spend money ... or buy plane tickets lol we got you.



NECROPHILIA AGAIN !?!?
MY CLIT AGAIN ??!

You wish you could write a book about my vaginna, you have been holding on it for hours now b
But like i have said earlier and I will repeat myself for the THIRD TIME:

KEEP RIDING MY CLIT AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT BECAUSE, YOUR LIFE DOES DEPEND ON IT BIIIAAAATTCCHH

Your sexual perversion - necrophilia, obesession with strangers' vajayjays and anuses - speaks of your sexual deprivation and frustration and your sexual deprivation feeds your heinous and vile resentment against women and your despair to have your urges satisfied.

Keep on, savage!



Two lows in the same post? That's a new low in itself.

Ok, so just to sum up things, after poverty, after electricity, after Ebola and even Aids, COOGAR BRINGS US RAAAAPPPE, INCESSSST AND PEDDDDDOPHILIA.

O___o

*standing ovation* nigga, those piglet-sized shovels can do wonders.

Wow nigga so much for class and humanity. You NEED to come up with these sick and nasty scenari right? It makes your sick and perverted ass feel so good right? How good does it make you feel to think about a FATHER RAPIINNNGG HIS CHILD SICK FVCK? How much does it turn you on?

I know how it goes down at the pigsty, anal conception and all but why is your brain SO SOILED?

From the pigsty, when you take breaks from Nairaland, you check PEDO SITES, right?

You are so sick my goodness, there is no low you wont hit. I just pray for the children in your area :-( anyway, it is a known fact that pedos fear and hate women because they make them feel emasculated. But this is sad as heck.



So i should kill myself so that you can rapppppe my ass abi? So much talk about women killing, anuses, fathers rapppinnng their daughters, ebola, aids, peddddooophhiilia, Mugu lifestyle, dirty women from this stale and decayed mouth.

BITCH YOU NEED TO SPEAK LOUDER BECAUSE I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OVER YOUR CRYING!!!
That's what you get for talkind smack, YOU GET CHECKED.

You should have thought about how you have never met me before unzipping that gap in the loopsided square you use as a face to biiitttccchhh about how i cheat on my husband with my colleagues.

I sent for biittcches that need checking so from now on you know that if you can't take it, don't ditch it.

Despite all the crying, you cant tame your sexual perversion. 'Classy' sissies like yourself patronise the 'sophisticated vagginas' of ape ladies who share undies and weave. You said it yourself.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:34pm On Feb 10, 2015
babyosisi:
Who does that revelation belong to
I mean the single mother etc
Please help an old woman
i have no idea. I take each thread as it comes.
Even personal stuff people reveal about themselves on threads don't register in my brain.
I'm that detached.

So I really applaud the dedication it takes for some people to painstakingly remember details of people who are not in their lives.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:30pm On Feb 10, 2015
Seriously I regret all the sweetness I wasted on this forum in my early days.

Pls coogar edit your post and leave people's names out.
me I no get that woman strength. I never strong reach like that. grin

coogar:
* just used her class & grace to ward off her attackers and she got applauded for it. that is not to say she wasn't hurt by what her fellow women said to her.

there are lambs here quite alright......
it's just that over time, they become wolves themselves cos when you keep quiet here, you become easy targets for these frustrated old hags.

i remember when * attacked loretta & said some nasty things about her new marriage. none of these brain dead bimbos championing feminism could defend loretta. they all went quiet like timid rats. who did? saint coogar! grin even with that, they still say i am a misogynist. cheesy
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
I try.
Just that sometimes even when you want to use the same amount of vitriol the person used on you,it just doesn't come.so you do your best attempt.

Chillisauce:
cheesy grin

You are so polite. I am also very very polite for those who deserves it but I can also be a very big jaguda for imbecileees.

Anyway, our Valentine dress done ready ? Efe ne le ga eme, akwa na abalia.

Jesu, I gotta go, see dis babe wan tear my 50Euro. For yeye nairaland grin
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:26pm On Feb 10, 2015
Well even then. If it is true, does that make her automatically less deserving of respect?

I would only call such a person out if she starts dissing single moms while being a single mom herself. That's how it works.
BABE3:
....the single desperate moda with a deadbeat fada... grin

when thetruthnl posted yesterday, I did my research and found out who the person is. The thread where she posted "her story" is still very much alive....

All I have to do is copy and paste the link to the thread log off, and cross my legs. grin
But nahh
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:23pm On Feb 10, 2015
babyosisi:
From the day you proudly posted pictures of your fine self and my cute inlaw,hell broke lose
Don't for a moment think people are happy with good news
Have you forgotten the food poster that had a beef because your pictures were sharp and flawless
My mother says when people look fine pikin finish and have nothing to abuse them with,say they will say " look at you"

Na so
Apparently anything is enough to trigger bouts of green seizures.

How am I sure it is not even the same person?
-First moniker to cuss my "six-month" marriage. I trashed and ignored her.
-Second moniker to shush me up. As in why should a small girl like me be talking when adults like her are talking. Is it because I married 'early'?
Ignored.
-Third moniker to beef common food pictures. Food! angry I didn't realize it was her until I already engaged her. Now ignored.
-This one now knows how much we make.
Pattern fits.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:17pm On Feb 10, 2015
Lol he's recanted.
It is no longer from the posts.
It is now from the hands. cheesy
coogar:
i said that is what he claims.
i specifically asked him where he gets his info and he said he's been reading old posts. he's never lied before so i must assume he's speaking the truth until proven guilty.



well, you may be right he's making them up out of his sick imaginations & he may be right as well that his findings are dead accurate.

who knows......
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:15pm On Feb 10, 2015
elantraceey:
grin grin grin



This section is one funny section.
Seriously.
Just get with program Hun.

I remember when I first came to family section.
I heard family section and I thought it would be filled with parents and invariably more mature folks.
I was just busy doing yes ma'am and yes sir for everybody grin
Sweet girl
Oh how I kick myself when I remember those days.

It wasn't until one much older woman(won't name names) came and attacked me out of the Blues. Wishing me that my marriage won't last.

I was like shocked what just happened?
I didn't even know where that came from or what led to it.if not for coogar that came and chased her away, I would have probably started crying for her. "Aunt what did I do to you na?"

That's when I learned the rules.
Don't act weak for anybody.
Family › Re: The Cry Of A Heartbroken Nigerian Husband In Houston whose wife cheated by cococandy(f): 6:03pm On Feb 10, 2015
waistbead:
Tenks hun.....
uwcm

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