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edwife:
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I guess he means in future

EfemenaXY:
#Whispers#

I think she's already preggies!

Congratulations mami"!!

no I'm not.
I'd tell you if I was
I promise

Ok scratch that.

Just take me as your guest to Seychelles.
Fly me first class

EfemenaXY:
But she might fall outta da plane now.

Hian!

Or have you got a strong rope to tie her with the luggage? You know, the kind of ropes we used on Sports Day, back home at secondary school for Tug-of-war?

That aside, as long as you agree to claim her from the conveyor belt along with the rest of the luggage.

edwife:
ehehe i can see two ladies spending their holidays in the hospital holding their babies rather than Seychelles...

cococandy and efe

now that I do not want

Na wa.

Is that woman mentally ok?
No babysitter,food or heat in this freezing times.
Jeez!

edwife:
Me i just want to see a pic of that belle

when the time comes

Saves us airfare. How you see am?

EfemenaXY:


So:

~ you don't want First Class.

~ you don't want Business Class

~ you don't want Premium Economy Class

~ you don't want Economy Class

.....

But you wanna settle for Cargo Class?

Your legs are too long, lady. They won't fit into my luggage, even if you fold them.

A broken home is not only one where the parents are divorced.
Some married men and women still operate broken Homes.
And it affects the kids too as obviously shown in the attitude of the man.
It is even worse than single parenthood because the kids see violence and infidelity as normal in their formative years.

That your friend loves you. Okporoko is not cheap and she got a lot for you. That's nice.

damiso:


Thanks edwife and cococandy..meant to see a friend who came in from Naija this weekend and she said 'oh I brought in alot of okprokpo for you'.For some odd reason I used to think it was a collection of things you used for igbo soups.Hubby said it was the head of dried stock fish guess he was also wrong.

Means soup will be happening this weekend .

I have just been getting naija goodies in the last couple of weeks .Kuli kuli, kilishi, pepper soup spice, suya pepper, kilishi pepper, ground pepper, chocomilo etc, I even got gala last week

PM me ewuro will be sending some stuff to canada let me see if I can sneak in some chocomilo (abi will your customs seize that as well) for you.

I think I have enough ogbolo to last me years in my freezer.i hope this my friend is not also bringing ogbolo cos I don't have anymore space.

EfemenaXY:
It's time to rock and groove.

Seychelles, here I come...

put me in your luggage pls

edwife:
nwannem not me this time ,i am cover by the blood of un-pregnancy

cococandy i know you rock those 6 pack yesterday,i am finally going to come for omugwo

I rocked it hard o. I won't lie.

Woke up so late today I wished every other day was Val's day.

Love cookies but hate the calories?

I tried my own way of making them to reduce the excess cals.

*1 egg
*1.5cups brown sugar
*1/4 cup honey
*2cups Krusteaz whole wheat pancake mix.
(Contains everything so no need for milk or baking soda)
*1/2 cup almonds
*1/2 cup peanuts(groundnuts)
*1/2 cup chocolate chip
*1/2 cup 'I can't believe it is not butter'

No white sugar or white flour or butter.(that's where the calories are packed)
*********************************

*Cream your 'I can't believe it is not butter' and sugar in a bowl using a wooden spoon until creamy.
* add your egg (oops ) and use a whisk now to stir until properly mixed.
*add honey and keep stirring.
*add your nuts(that didn't come out right . Guys no offense) keep stirring.
*add chocolate chips
* when properly stirred, add the flour and exchange your whisk for the wooden spoon.
Stir until properly mixed.
Your mixture should look like the second pix when throughly mixed.

Wash your hands well and mould into balls on your oven tray. Touch a little wheat flour if it keep sticking to your fingers and line the oven tray with aluminium foil to make it easy for you to clean afterwards.

Preheat your oven to 375• and bake your cookies for 15 mins.
The tops will fluff up because you're not using regular baking flour.
Just press each one down with your wooden spoon and return to the oven for 2more mins.

Remove and let cool on a tray.

Last pic is what one cookie should look like when split in two after cooling

Enjoy

edwife:
i am fine o,still nursing my waist

too much stripease....(cover face)

You're the one to 'catch belle' this time around o.
#Counting down to nine months

edwife:
chillisauce,efemenaxy and cococandy how have you been ladies?


How was valentines? and has anyone catch belle yet?



chiliisauce you owe me sweetie...

I'm good Hun. How are you?

Shiningmama:
she asked him if he uses condom and he saoid he doesn't like using it that obce the lady accepted to date him, they will both go for hiv test. Since then, I asked myself how am I sure the lady will be dating only him.

na wa

Flowers

The way to my heart

Xiadnat:
Here.......

Got this taday...... Twas a surprise. He sent it. to work.

Brought it home today

So lovely.........


Ps: xcuse my mess......


It is well

Herzumpther:
And they keep saying we are stingy.

don't mind them

RedBenson: How u dey?

cool. Thanks

RedBenson:
Just arriving after seun had lifted his ban.

Thread makes sense.

Acknowledging the presence in the likes of babyosisi (aka babymama), cococandy (my ever crushed lady), lol and others.

see confession

After insulting and attacking me all over nairaland ehn?
Na God go Judge your case

delishpot:
I suspect you guys with your loved up hubbies will meet at cheesecake factory just that you guys may not recognize each other.
Make una enjoy oooo. Na God do am for una, no be man ooo.

hahaha. No she's far away in a different time zone.
Her state is even 3hrs ahead of ours.
There are cheesecake factories in each state so we didn't go to the same one.

damiso:
Edwife moca and other igbo peeps

Pls is okprokpo just the head of dry stock fish or an assortment of ingredients used for soups?

it is the whole body of the dry stock fish.
The head is called isi-okporoko.

Wow. So happy for you guys.

I can see all our NL boys have great babes lavishing them with gifts? Nice

Thanks that helps.

But the truth is the 3 of them are so important I don't know if I can bear to fail at any of them.

mutter:
Don´t worry you will cope just fine.Women are so good at multi tasking.

People often ask me how I cope and I always give the same answer- one day at a time.
When one day does not go well or you are tired, tomorrow is a new day with new chances.

It is better to try and fail than never try at all.

If you aim for 100 and get 50 you have something. If you aim for zero and get zero- you have nothing.

no kidding.

I feel light headed whenever I think of it all.

EfemenaXY:
Yeah, I did that. Seems so long ago now.

I was studying full-time for my Masters degree (Mon, Tue, Wed, 9:00 a.m - 5:00 p.m), working part-time (Thu, Fri, Sat) and was pregnant with my last son. How I did it? Not sure, but hardwork and absolute dedication helped. You'll also have to be very, very, organised to the minutest details as per where the kids are involved, do you laundry (washing, drying, and ironing) over the weekend and sort out their uniforms, school bags, undies, socks, homework, etc... and cook and store the family's meals in separate food containers in your deep freezer. That really, really, takes the burden off you.

But having a supportive hubby and father-in-law helped a great deal too.

babygirlfl:
If this story is true, then she is one woman with very low self esteem. Imagine cooking for and relaxing on the bed of a boyfriend who you have just discovered is cheating on you.

and he's proud too.

Pls did anybody here go to school and work and have babies at the same time?

How did you do it?

I don't want to start what I can't finish

Cc efemenaxy
Moca
Babyosisi
Mutter

And all the mommas in the house

babyosisi:
Yes!

Can you imagine there was a time he had arguments about putting a toilet seat up or keeping it down
And it was a big deal
I would get very upset that he would not remember to take it up when he pees and place it back down when he leaves
Who cares about that stuff now
Or a bulb burns out and he fails to change it immediately and I will talk about it
Who cares


I even remember when we would argue and he refuses to eat the food I cooked because he was upset hehehehehe
Now he will even go for a second helping while the argument is going on next minute we are talking about boko haram

Lmao

babyosisi:
Chinekee mee
Front page again kwa?


Rigoro n'oche Eze
Papa rigoro n'ofitiri gi
Rigoro n'ocheze

HerexG:
You appear intelligible to me, far above the average Naija babe

thank you