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chaircover:
Merry Xmas

same to you and yours

50calibre:
, I wish you all the best.

thank you.

carefreewannabe:
I love Christmas but I don't like the additional weight that comes with Christmas.
I am already feeling it because I cook every day like crazy and the big feast is yet to come.

eat and gym. Eat and gym. that's the way forward

delishpot:
When his wife infects him in future, we will see how loyal he is. No stress, just wait and see, his turn to be loyal is comming.

loyalty Is only expected from women.

pickabeau1:
There has to be a way
They r just repeat loading and are ashamed to say thanks...

Make una free her
She's the one even sayin thanks

See gang up

Lol. I'm sure some people have even taken four or five to themselves.

Chaircover no vex abeg
I actually thought of it when I first opened this thread that many people will get more than double their shares.
With all the cards you posted and the many others posted by other ppl,then only a few confirmatory posts/responses,it is clear that some folks took more than their fair share while guest viewers took the rest.

Great ensemble

That's your opinion

IDEApro:
There is no justification for evil. One is already enough.

The man is still his father who saw him through education and what she has became and suddenly, she remains the SINS of a father...haba.

Children should be brought up not to take side in family feud. They should imbibed neutrality and accord each parent the needed dues. Marriage is never easy so grown ups understand it is not about father or mother but what is right.

carefreewannabe:
I will but not before Christmas sweetie. I am not going to cut them into pieces before the 24th. They are still hot and the house smells of them.

ok

pickabeau1:
Lol


Say every 5th poster or based on those who ask and the numbers are PM'ed to them

Some people have more than one account. They will ask wih their various accounts. You never sabi we Nigerians and freebies ?

50calibre:
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Hahahaha now the dots begin to connect in my head, you held off on the baby thingy so instead of them being cursed with the worthless green passport, they'd posses the blue passport.... Oh you're really smart every good mother would want the best for her kids. [/s]

Yeah I know how to cook basic stuff, but the issue is; why should I cook if there's a female around.

All this Na for your imagination. I didn't tell you any of that.

You only know how to cook basic stuff?
I don't even believe you can boil noodles.
Pinshure or...

50calibre:
Yeah but you're fresher, I have a keen eye, I knew there was something different.

Better don't become typical naija women who morph into something horrible just because they taste liberation. lots of naija men are killing their naija wives in the US.

You don start abi?

Merry Xmas ngwa let's concentrate on the food.
Do you even know how to cook?

edwife:
Take a look at my profile,does that lady look like she is ready to carry belle?

I just need a carrier


You and Idowuobgo are my candidates....

Edwife la hot . Choi

edwife:
Don't worry,i will be here waiting-i need the cry of a baby,my house is too quiet...

be careful what you wish for. Before the lord decides to bless you with triplets

50calibre:
Nice!!!! I'm just noticing it on your profile, so you guys have fled naija? nice one!! No wonder the other day I said you looked fresher, and you never said anything.


Very well then, in that case it's much easier.

Sharrap I've always been fresh

GenBuhari:
It is not a conspiracy theory, it is a conspiracy fact!

Do your research the evidence is overwhelming - HIV is a fraud.

AFRICA WAKE UP !

ok

50calibre:
Thanks!! If you're going to invite me on that first cry to come celebrate & eat rice with you guys , then maybe that would be an incentive for me to visit naija.

you'd have to come to Washington for that.
I'm not in naija.

Until then anyway. You fit born Pikin before me

pDude:
Suck my diickk

Christmas goat

Show me yours

carefreewannabe:
I have just made some Slutty Brownies for Christmas. My phone is not working like it should and I am waiting for the new one to arrive so I will just give you the link where you can find the recipe.

They will totally blow your mind, you have to try them. For those of you in Europe or the US, I am sure it will be no problem to get all ingredients.

http://whatsgabycooking.com/slutty-brownies/#.VJh7GALBA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvDphWoU0uI


You guys really have to try those. I love it!

50calibre:
Oh that's cool! Hope you're not going to the north.

So your other half is cool with it?

Nah!! I will walk the walk when it's convenient. I was actually planning to visit naija at least for 2/3 weeks, I already had all the necessary vaccinations but something came up so had to shelve that plan.

North? As in north Nigeria?
No o.

Well safe journey whenever you decide to travel.

carefreewannabe:
LOL.

I thought her comment included this one.

We also have to consider that women in the West are NOT devalued with age like their counterparts in Africa. In Nigeria, a woman's worth depends on her age.

after looking at all these reasons, someone will still come and say marriage institution in Nigeria is better.
Rubbish

alutacontinua:
Happy anniversary, cococandy
wishing you many more years of marital bliss

thanks aluta

pDude:
Using a aboniki to induce childbirth

This is a new one

So because he is indian, you monkeys in Nigeria allowed him to set up a private clinic? So you fools don't know an Indian native doctor when you see one?

Useless country.

shut up!

GoodGirl2:
That dinachi dude thinks that staying in an unfair union means you've "seen the light".

his case is beyond me

carefreewannabe:
Well said, I would just add poverty and dependency as another reason.

and judgmental mofos.

Nothing much. Will be going to another state for our Xmas

No shopping n cooking and all the attendant stress for me.


Oh there's a storm brewing alright but This is the time for you to be the man. Walk the talk. Don't run away and hide in UK.

50calibre:
Hahaha

Good to hear, any particular reason why?

Lol my grandma is late, she died 4 years ago. I've got no surviving grandparents, except aunts & uncles old enough to be my grandparents. I've got a lot of things going on here so I can't visit naija this year besides the whole election brouhaha scares me, I hear there's a storm brewing.

50calibre:
Looool yeah when the food is done.

How's Christmas?

African man and his belle

Well Christmas is coming along nicely. Not much stress me jare. This is prolly gonna be my most relaxed Xmas in a long time to come.

Better travel to Nigeria and visit ya grandma

50calibre. So you sef dey enter kitchen?

babyosisi:
Already
Time flies
Congrats
Wish you decades of marital bliss
It is possible,believe me

Really time flies. Thanks. Amen

Roland17:
Nne, Congratulations on your anniversary, I wish you all the best in the coming years, you always have us back here on this thread for ideas to keep his stomach happy...

Akposy:
Happy anniversary ma!
May your marriage last longer dan Methuselah life

methu who ? Abeg stop am o. Who wants to live that long?

If I was you blogger OP,he won't be invited to my wedding.

Scratch that buy a time machine go back in time and let his assss die in jail since he's too mule headed to know how big a sacrifice it was for your mother to sleep with someone who probably disgusts her just to free him from prison so that he wouldn't die there cos of his condition.

Erm just wishing...

yuzedo:
YOOOO!!!! THIS IS MY MOTHERF*CKING SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or literally translated:

"Heyyyyyyy Chineke Nna!!!! Ihe a bu my motherfucken nsi!!!!!!!!"

Onye ara

GoodGirl2:
Staying in a marriage has got nothing to do with the level of happiness of the spouses therein. Women in the west are less likely to be stigmatized for being divorced, while in Africa, a woman will be insulted, mocked, and spat on simply because she's a divorcee. Take a look at Monalisa Chinda. The woman endured 5 years of a womanizing, violent husband and walked out of her marriage after it became too much for her to bear. Some people still bad-mouth her for divorcing her husband. It's like she was expected to put up with it, after all that is the "plus" that comes along with being married.

An African woman is scared of a broken marriage. She'd rather have her fingers chopped off. She'll put up with 3,000 tonnes of s-hit from her husband for the sake of staying married, something a woman in the west won't do. That should explain to you why the divorce rate is much lower in Africa.

that seems like a very big rocket science project for nairalanders to understand. Touting high divorce rate in the west as if it in any way means that Nigerians have happier marriages.
# Suffering and smiling things

GenBuhari:
The diagnosis rarely changes.
Doctors are given huge financial incentives to find and treat HIV patients. Google is your friend.

spare me the conspiracy theories abeg. Thank you

GenBuhari:
Do you know pregnancy vastly increases the chances of testing positive?

after first positive,there is always a confirmatory test carried out to ensure that it is real positive before the patient is given the result.