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Funny thread

bukatyne:
I thought the beautiful pictures I see on TV is moinmoin

I added too much water and the starch was sticky like gum.

Lol@moin moin.

You probably didn't add too much water because
It is always sticky like gum. I wonder how you guys manage to cut it to eat. I don't eat it. Only tried to learn making it because it is one of my hubby's favorite.

EfemenaXY:
Okay, the celebration continues...Boxing Day lunch:

Fried rice (prepared with absolutely no oil), served with plantain, moi-moi, yesterday's turkey leftovers, stuffing, sweetcorn, and cherry plum tomatoes.

Dessert: Italian sweet bread/cake (Panettone).

Recipe
Recipe
Recipe

bukatyne:
Made Starch with Banga today

To make the Starch na Anyways, I have been cured of my craving for starch

hard work . Tried it a few times

RoyalRoy:
Nice


At least women won't be bragging to men anymore about what it feels like to carry a baby for 9 months.


Who is next?

Any volunteers in the house?

Nice?

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carefreewannabe:

Stop laughing


Ok seriously though the way time flies is amazing. I hadn't recovered from last Xmas before this one came.

When did vodka become drugs?


Who's this that lacks basic sense of humor to not know when a dig is taken at him?

Truckpusher:
I didn't

Aww Poor you.

Well next Xmas is almost at hand.

kilokeys:
thanks.. no situation can spoil my birthday jare..

oh happy birthday. Long life and prosperity

kilokeys:
hello nairalanders.. today is my bday.
unfortunately, i am very broke and away from home.

i stepped into d kitchen depressed..
a thought popped into my head.
kilokeys, do a miracle..

i opened the fridge saw some dying veggies, yester night's suya.. i decided to make fried rice.

problem.. no maggi, no sweetcorn, no green peas.

i went ahead. made this awesome looking, fair-tasting fried rice with what i had. here is the result..

i am a magician, amun't i?

actually you are a magician. That looks really good. You get an A for making that out of limited resources

SAMBARRY:
merry Xmas o nairaland people. Hope una shikin no escape

Ewuro4:
Hellooooo Efrybodie

Merry Christmas to you ALL. Wow been a while.and boy, feels hairy around here. Everybody Alright? Okay oh,'guess I'll pop in later on then.

*slams door*

Are you kidding me?

Where did you come out from?

Eh. Merry Xmas and every every.

I only know weed.

I've heard there's something called cocaine or so or is it meth or crystal and ciroc.
I used to think they were people's names.

So they are all drugs?
My bad . Forgive my villageness.


It is so entertaining how easy it is to rattle you up.


I just quoted the OP's modification of his thread title and first post and laughed at it because it was funny.
And there you were screaming stalking as if you saw anything concerning you or your moniker in that post.

You've to realize that you're so full of yourself it gets in the way of your reasoning some times.

islandbreeze:
I just love cocoa candy, at least someone who could cut sirshymex to size with his ciroc, I wonder how he intend to impress ladies with empty bottle of ciroc.

Erg pls what is ciroc that is causing all this trouble.
I'm not familiar with drug language.

Truckpusher:
Lol,I'm fine,and you?
I wasn't home for the Christmas.
I seriously do think that you guys will make a good couple.

@SirShymexx.......You've been rejected again

So you didn't celebrate?

This is so funny

babygirlfl:
Cococandy and SirShymex, I hate it so much when you both start exchanging words. I wish the two of you could just make up and put the past behind you. Please.

Not happening.

Merry Xmas.

Truckpusher:
Just get a divorce already and beg SirShymexx to marry you .

How are you? How was your Christmas?
I hope you didn't drink too much


Dry joke BTW but I forgive you

smartigo:
Hello Madam cococandy . Compliments of the seasons.

same to you dear

So when is the wedding?

Great move by the pastor. Way to go

Since she knows it is hereditary, why did she go in to have a baby?

I understand her fears.

bukatyne:
Too much kpekusing

Maybe Ogbono or Okra

don't mind me

Gosh ! Such a heartbreaking thing.

Foools everywhere

bukatyne:
Like Banga ke,

Made it for the first time

I am Yoruba

How are you and Hubby?

oh really? I thought I'd seen you post a pic of it before . My bad.

We are fine dear.

bukatyne:
More

you like banga soup a lot. Are you from delta state?

Op God will not be happy with you if your wife has that baby without you guys making any solid plans to take care of it.

In fact I blame you for coming to your senses too late. You should have stopped a long time ago even before your wife took in to prepare for raising a family.
Kids are expensive.
Every kid deserves the best the parents can afford. By now, all the money to take care of its needs up to one year of age should have been saved and kept aside in anticipation of its arrival.

Buckle up fast, 2months is a tight squeeze but you can still put something aside that will count at the moment of birth. Just CUT down on every unnecessary expenditure including TITHE and offering (yes I said it)

You can make sacrifices to give to the less privileged but you can't punish a new born infant to give to already wealthy men. There's no sense in that .

aisha2:
Don't blame her oh. The pastors do great work with brainwashing and guilting members into giving contrary to the cheerful and heartfelt giving Jesus taught
infact if you sit and listen to some of these pastors you will be tempted to carry gun and rob because you will feel the urgency to bring money now now now now lol.

Its good to give to Gods work and missions but not the forceful guilt induced methodology used today.

Even in debt these people are not afraid to borrow more to give to already wealthy pastors who's kids are all schooling abroad. When their own kids school fees for the next semester is nowhere around complete.
Neither will the pastors make it possible for them to enrol their kids into the schools built with the members hard earned tithes.

I've to have garri where my brain is supposed to be before I can be brainwashed into such asinine way of reasoning.

charles316:
@ Cococandy

I guess Chimamanda is your role model. When you Got married few months ago,Why did you adopt your husband's name? Why did you not follow your role model s way of keeping her name? Why do you girls come to nairaland to show so much of toothless aggression.

Practice What you preach. Any mumu girl that listens to you toothless aggressors will be misguided.

You're the mumu who doesn't read to comprehend. Where did I tell anyone what to do?

My post simply questions those who thing Beyoncé is a better role model compared to chinamnanda.

Dafties everywhere.

Evina:
Actually, you are not in a position to ask such a question, as this thread is not about you.

One more thing, I don't have whatever it is you have been frantically searching for. So quit your attempts at derailing threads with my posts.

Another one is feeling important.


Pls concentrate on the thread as it is not about you either.
If you don't want people with different opinions, then don't comment on threads because there will always be ppl who don't agree with you.

See your mumu self trying to guilt OP into thinking his not spending his money on already wealthy pastor is a crime.