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alutacontinua:
Edwife sweetie, one of my sugar bananas brought me fish (straight from the river) on saturday. Been thinking of what to do with it save the USUAL boil, fry, oven-roast etc....


Any ideas how to make good use of this thing?

honeric01:
And what exactly do you women worry about?

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How to stop global warming?
How to find cure to cancer, aids and malaria?
How to stop economics from going into recession?
How to understand how the world work?
How to create electricity from animal dumps?[/s]

nope. All we worry about is when Lancôme will release their new more volume mascara.

Btw, when are you women going to start inventing these gadgets that help men work less but earn more?

never

?

honeric01:
Walking stick: check
Baby backing machine: check
Breastfeeding machine: check
Baby bathing machine: check
Husband servicing machine: check
Underwear wearing machine: check


Hehehe Chairman of lazy wives president I hail o

njokusboy:
Biko nwanyi oma, o na Naijeria ki gote ihe a ni'le?

aisha2:
I am the President jare. Before we married ny mother in law visited, she was shocked i had a maid even before marriage and kids and when she said so i told her yes oh, your son got one for me because he said Saturday is for dates and rest not for cleaning, washing and cooking. Na so she look me,matter end, case closed

aisha2:
Ole you wan steal my presidency

moca:
How can one open leg to a man who dey panel beat her?
I mean, how do they do it?

I dont know if i should blame culture or religion or both for d woe that befall women in this part of d world
Beating a pregnant woman?
Im not surprised. My cousin beat his own to stupor(8months)bc of his mom.
Wifey fainted and mama left her and went out. Though that episode reset d guy's head sharp sharp.

Sunnybobo3:
Doubting Thomas I'm in the kitchen again.

jaybee3:
What's good candy?

SAMBARRY:
Where are these women sef when you need them



kanwulia, efemena, cococandy.ebobi o

Chillisauce:

Thanks dear, I know you will eat with me, even if i messed it up. You are that nice.

As for edwife and lyndaroyce. Hungar go kill them. By the time they fast finish, dem go wake up for midnight drink garri and cashew nut . I dont even have their time. I have locked up the fridge and food reservoir.

Chillisauce:
Where are my pallies.
Come and eat Sunday treat meat pie.

No body should even laugh at me .

Cococandy
Lynda Royce
Edwife
Efemenaxy
Beeevan
Oya o
Buka

LyndaRoyce:
Lol!
Edwife, what can be more protective yet sexy than buba-like lingeries?...
U mayn't know the value now until those your so-called "come-dig-me"(sexy) lingeries leads you to an impromptu 9months degree programme.... Perhaps, after the programme, u would make me ur No1 lingerie dealer ; and trust me, by then, the cost of my services would be inflated and biz will be strictly with old customers like Efe ....

Hello ladies.. Cococandy, I'm good dear.. Hope my DIL(s) are kicking well... I'd advice u eat enough cucumbers and bananas...#whispering# I heard it makes the embryo to have a nicely shaped br3ast in future..... My boys like better thing ooo .
chillisauce chillisause(I dunno really know which is correct) how ve u been?.... How's mr chilli and master/miss chilli(s)?
Beevann... Hope u're good.
Efemena, you and this ur nollywood craving.. Hope u're good sha.
Happy new month

beeevan:
We are good babe, where have you been?

Chillisauce:
Cool. My baby has divorced beeevan's boy.

edwife:
I am cute dear,where have you been sweetie?
Or is oga around and we don't know? ( .
Hope you cool

SAMBARRY:
Thank you o.i can see you really loff me


I got home after 11pm and I didn't even see rat pass me by, everywhere was lonely except prostitutes hitting my car and hissing at me when they saw I was female



I should have even gotten back to you but iwas tired as hell when I got home. The first person I went to see was my baby but she was asleep. It's just this morning her nany was telling me she was throwing tantrums and crying because she didn't see me throughout. Today she no even wan gree me go out and I want to wash my hair so I have called the hair dresser to come and wash it at home

ahen to the jist I promised to tell you. I went to heritage mall, into their restaurant to eat when I was hungry in the afternoon and I saw a woman eating with her two sons. One looked 15 and the other one was looking 17year old. I passed by them and my mind said this must be chair cover because she looked calm and composed and I know she has teen kids and she stays at ibadan so I just put 1+1 together bet fear dey grip me to ask excuse me madam are you chair cover



then again another voice said shewa you better respect yasef and face ya front. No be fried rice and shikin you con buy. If you go meet them where them dey sit and she give you ela, all this your high heel wey you wear and short skirt go turn embarrassment, I kukuma face the thing wey I con buy



all this was deliberations to go and meet my perceived chair cover was going on in my head when the waiter lady requested I sit down while she's microwaving my food. As she package everything for inside nylon I was still turning back to look at her, that was when one of her son noticed that I was looking at his mom and was giving me the why you staring at my mother eyes, I just kuka roll my eyes away and walk away




so the point of this my story is that were you the woman in a black and white skirt suit with permed hair. You know all this skirt suit wey all this old school lecturers wear.shey na you be that?

alutacontinua:
where have you been?
you know I tend to miss you a lot
one day without you and I go dey run temperature

alutacontinua:
Where is my wife, cococandy?
I need her in my room

wonlasewonimi:
wth sambarry..what kind of ruthless accusation is this? i culled the name from chaircover? E ma de gbami ke.

Cococandy, never believe a woman that calls herself sambarry. They are always shitstirring!

wonlasewonimi:
It means I'm a very nice and loving man.