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edwife:
Coco now i know where you have disappeared to.....

Jist a sister....

EfemenaXY:
Lol! Not necessarily excited as such o! Just wanted to start slow and easy, so I don't do any last minute mad shopping. But yeah, I'm actually looking forward to it.

Let's see if I'll be able to get all presents wrapped, and the Christmas tree and decorations all set up at least a week before Christmas. I'm still aiming to get my pre-cooking done on 24th so I can sit back and this time (by fire by force) watch a good movie on the 24th. Now that'll be a real achievement for me

Chillisauce:
Join the club, give yourself a treat just on Sundays .

jnrbayano:
Chai!

Well done oo

EfemenaXY:
You're gonna get VERY FAT O! If you continue with that.

Is that milkshake you've got in that large cup of yours, coco? If it is, then make sure it's vanilla or banana

EfemenaXY:
Christmas shopping, girls! Whose started?

Just got myself two large frozen and basted turkeys from the supermarket weighing 5.4kg each. Also got a Christmas cake, pudding, cards, and ribbons too.

Oya whose started yet? Chillisauce? Cococandy? Beeevan? Edwife? LyndaRoyce?

Happy midweek to you girls

CrudeGH:
hahahahaha my dog has more sense that this magg0t! walahi, such inferiority complex white charcoal bleached albino so shitnigerians are white and Ghanaians are black,huh? no wonder the sh1thole is the official bleaching capital of the world omo naija generator republic GENERATOGERIA GENEGIRIA pot calling kettle black Zoological Republic of Fooools

shitnigeria is not only a zoo, but a slave camp and a jungle filled with animals of all persuasion no wonder they have a zoologist for president the place needs to be bombed out of existence uncivilised hellhole the largest country of apes filled with hookers, scam artistes and robbers

Is there any more fetid, turgid monkey-dump of an apehole on this planet?

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vokalguy:
This filled you up? Looks more like a snack than a meal o lol

armyofone:
Cocoa 'n' marshmallows, your sweet mouth no get level

Chillisauce:
coco, i can see you. Nice one.
What do you have in you hot chocolate?

LewsTherin:
Word. If the wife isn't complaining, what's your business in who writes it?

My Lady and I work on the list together and we go shopping together if we do not use a shopping service. And there are times I do the lists myself cos I work better with the terms and conditions of the shopping service. So who cares who writes the list?

Stereotyping roles in families is one of the reasons there are so many issues in families. Let the better person handle any job. Or the more opportuned person. Why mandate roles based on gender. This is where communication and trust should comes in

I tire bo

tatiana009:
Wow okro slicer exists? And at that price? I like this thread. Learning valuable things

Chillisauce:
who was gonna read the horse sh1t except his fellow dreamers. After fantasizing, they will wake up still in their[b] dirty smelly boxers.[/b]

No one to love them nor actualize their dreams

naijababe:
Well, I found out o

moca:
@op, lets narrow this ur tales by moonlight down, can we?

Africa is multicultural.
What is obtainable in morroco is not d same in kenya.
Now, in nigeria we hv numerous culture.
U all will agree with me that d way igbo man views marriage and family is not d same as hausa or kanuri or yoruba so do tell us, which culture are u refering to cos in my culture which is igbo i can bet with my ass that our men spoil their ORIAKU so well that a man's worth and money is measured by merely looking at d wife and kids.
2ndly, our men dont brag, they know what they r capable of and do it as d head of the family and it gives them uttermost satisfaction when they see their handwork.

Pls go and check d meaning of oriaku and give us the interpretation. All around me, d men pamper and spoil their wives rotten.
Yes, most wives drive better cars than their husbands.

U guys will come to d net and start spewing rubbish and some gulliable ones will conclude that is how marriage has degenerated into.

Yes, marriage pass tru some hardtimes emotionally,psychologically or financially but i tell u good marriage does and will never equate those draculian laws i saw up there.

When it comes to marriage, it becomes african man yet african man is yet to show his prowess in world powers and economy.
All african countries so backward.
U write epistle for women here yet ur fellow men r pocketing d future of ur children to themselves and all u do is hail them for one egbunje or d other.
Ndi iberibe.

naijababe:
Na wa o. So if a woman likes sex she is wayward. Dem no go scatter my brain for NL one day sha

crackhaus:
Your own laziness is very much skin-deep

crackhaus:
Direct from the mind to hard copy without filters and edits?

You will definitely make many enemies using that app.

ayyoshert:
thanks Cococandy, got the 'huge assssss sausage' from shoprite, Abuja.

damiso:
They even sell already peeled beans here and bean cake flour.

As the lazy woman that i am I have tried both and to be honest the beans you peel yourself tastes better. The bean flour is horrible the moi moi came out as hard as olumo rock with the already peeled beans it tasted funny.so it was back to peeling for me *sighs*

ayyoshert:
Yes boss.

naijababe:
Only a man can say with a straight face that peeling beans takes less than 15 mins

crackhaus:
And the result from this is better than just using your hands to scrub for less than 15mins after soaking?

You must be kidding

Chillisauce:
Aisha2, I got an application for pdf voice reader.

It practically reads your pdf files for you while you relax, listen and maybe while polishing your nails, you get to acquires some knowledge too.

If you are interested, its called vbookz pdf reader .

How does it help you, if you find it difficult to finish that 760pages of boring text, you could hire it out for someone to read it out for you

Sunnybobo3:
Oha soup and ground rice

alutacontinua:
Shymexx, my wife-cococandy is a no-go area
Be very very careful

Cococandy, no mind am

SirShymex:
Let me just clown you for the last time before I get back to more important things.

Trying too hard, self-esteem issues, and begging for acceptance:

- I post on only topics I'm acquainted with, and most times things of interests. And when I'm not doing that, I just clown/flirt around with normal folks I've known on here for time. However, I'm anonymous, and I don't do unnecessary famzing.

- You on the other hand posted pictures of ya village wedding on here trying to get folks to notice you. You jump on UK and US threads giving harebrained opinions about places you have never even been to. I'd even wager that you have never even been on an aeroplane in ya existence. Heck, you don't even live in a city in Nigeria, you live in a darn downtrodden village. Yet you jump from thread to thread with opinions on everything.

Level

- You don't even have a job, and you're married to a normal marine in the army, who's most likely on minimum wage.

- 6 years ago, I was far above that level. Heck, even my little sister isn't even on ya level - and that's the truth. I'd say you and your hussy combined won't be able to achieve what I achieved by age 19, in the next decade - true story. Just because I don't blow my trumpet on here, that doesn't mean everyone is on ya level.

You're a village bum, and the type I won't even give a second look if I were to bump into you on the street. I'll probably just run you over, and get someone to come get ya carcass off the road.