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Yet they did it anyway.

Says a lot about you and your friends. You will fvck anything even dead animals that smell like rotten eggs.

IprintMONEY:
only problem was that your spelling pussy spoilt the show. the room was smelling like rotten egg

Yes how can I help you?

Skepticus:
Witch

Thanks

lolipopandy:
this looks great

All these folks who think husbands are scarce should keep watching and learning.

It was totally fun. One of my best gang fvck ever.

IprintMONEY:
this cheap hoe again. are you not the same hoe that my guys gang fycked some time ago. dont let me expose you here o

Been good. Jisike.

Hard work pays

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PDPGuy:
I've been floating about. Its just that I've been busy working on a 20-page Criminal Procedure brief, and drafting deposition summaries.
How have you been?

The pain of the guys in this thread is giving me joy

IprintMONEY:
and the hoe is still alive?
dude please if you know whats good for u and her, make her death look like accident

Firstorderwizard:
Before you marry any gal,check her virginity status.If she's not a virgin,consider her a hoe .
Ka chukwu mezie okwu.

Nobody cares

That’s not the point.
Trying to shame people for not wanting to give you money means you didn’t learn what you claimed to learn

Saveme27:
Thanks to everyone throwing blames and all but we all should know we've all made silly mistakes at one point in our lives.

Iogobenz:
?

I Still haven’t found that drink.
Sigh.

I drove long distance to a very enormous wine shop that’s supposed to have everything and they said they just discontinued it. Tried several smaller stores too and nothing.

Where have you been?

PDPGuy:
Nigerian jollof with plantain and chicken..

Saveme27:
@cococandy if God touches your heart to help me ma, no amount is too small even if its a loan, I've learned my lesson and I don't want to give up on this dream

First of all I don’t even know why you would think that I have enough money for myself let alone someone else.

Since you mentioned me, let me give you advice. Close this thread and go lick your wounds. Marinate in the words of Lewstherin. Those are words of wisdom. They will help you.

You remind me of someone close to me that I gave 650k for something very important and he lost it. Telling me stories about how he was jazzed and robbed and what not. I’m sure he tried to multiply it the same way you tried to do without hard work and it failed. Of course he paid for it in the sense that my fist became closed towards him for a long time. What makes you think a stranger like you will merit better reward than him? We don’t reward bad behavior. It doesn’t help anyone.

You really expect people to contribute money to add to your 300k balance that you still have, not minding that you have a job that pays you as well? You are funny young man. How many people have 300k in their bank account with no family dependent on them and opportunity to earn income from a job they already have? Honestly I think this thread is just a trolling thread to get reactions from folks.

If indeed your story is true, I’ll give you the same advice I gave him. You need to grow up and start taking things seriously. At 25, you’re not a child anymore. You say you have learned but you really didn’t learn if you still expect people to contribute money for you. Part of learning is accepting the consequences of your actions. Even if one those consequences means not being able to travel at this time.

Save your data (I’m sure that costs money too). Save your data money for food and start adding more savings to the money you already have in your bank account.

Hahaha so funny.

Rape is indeed such a beautiful thing to joke about. You win the internet

Martinez39:
I was scrolling down really fast and came across your comment without seeing the moniker behind it and, immediately, I greatly suspected the moniker was cococandy and on checking, I was right. Now tell me, are the atmospheric pressure and the hot sun rays oppressive and sexist against women and the precious female child? What about the hurricanes and tsunami? Are men the cause? Are we men oppressive and barbaric? What can be done and how can we help?

AntiMCU:
That cococandy was either raped/molested in her youth.

The hate is not normal.

If any mod like, ban me.

YoungLionken:
Hello Minister of defence, only you mentioned about six persons.. Anyway, help me say hello to your Master the Devil! Let him know that his plans are yielding negative results. Ciao!!

You must be a rapist that’s why you rush to shut down accusers without knowing for sure that they are lying. You are afraid the people you raped will come forward one day. That’s why you and your fellow rapists are working extremely hard to create an environment where victims feel afraid to speak up. Because if they do, everyone will say they are lying.
The fate of rapists will befall you. Your victims will find you in the dark and end you. No need for public sme sme like the Dakolos are doing. Una never jam

logon599:
"Innocent until proven guilty". A sentence that means absolutely nothing in this part of the world.

Once you've made it to the top of your ladder and about to start enjoying the proceeds of your hardwork, pray you don't have an aggrieved ex somewhere who suddenly feels she doesn't like the way you're so happy and therefore decides to make your life hell just for the fun of it. A simple social media post and everything you've built could come crashing down because everybody starts calling you a rapist simply because the accusation came from a "woman" who people believe will not lie about "sensitive stuff like that" cos she "took a lot of courage" coming out now after keeping it down for "many years".

This is the future trend we're all setting ourselves up for unless we arrest this deadly culture of crucifying people without any trial

chrisdstar:
Does it mean poor men don't have penls?
Or poor men don't rape women?
Why does women have to wait until one struggles to the top b4 tearing everything down?
Are women really this heartless?

donprinyo:
My broda Fear women

YoungLionken:
I thought this rape accusations are only prevalent in Nigeria.

Some women are assistant devil!

donprinyo:
My broda Fear women

Acedave1:
All this girl sef

Always raping them they will never say the truth

So poor men don’t get accused of rape? When it happens to a popular person then it must be because they made it in life? When have you even been fired up about these randy men raping people everyday and you hear about it all over the news?

Stop pretending like you care about any false accusations which statistically is ten times lower than true accusations, when you are just concerned that what you did in the darkness will catch up with you someday.

He’s an asshole? Isn’t that enough reason?

It doesn’t have to be something else responsible for his behavior. Y’all are subconsciously trying to place the blame somewhere that it doesn’t belong.

Martinez39:
Busola Dakolo's e-warriors/defenders/avengers are nowhere to be found. They would rather vibrate and explode for a rape that happened twenty years ago than given more grievous and recent rape incidents the same attention and outburst.

Nice way to try diminish one crime by the occurrence of another. You obviously care not

SpecialAdviser:
What could drive this madness? What could make a man pregnant his own daughter?

What please?

It’s very obvious

martineverest:
haven't u noticed that COZA has paid many to defend their pastor on social media?

So many Fatoyinbo apologists on this thread.
If you’re so sure of his innocence why not let die process happen?

So disgusting

GrabHisBalls:
I hope after now, Timi won't have any other reason to complain as the case has been transferred to Lagos as he requested? That said, I decided to watch his conference yesterday, but opt out after he said he knew last year that his wife suffered rape. I mean, a woman who claimed to have been raped on multiple occasions by her pastor tells her husband about her ordeal after say 5yrs in marriage. That woman is a fraud!

Why pained?

codedpee:
Husbands are not scarce...shey them d sell them for ur street

Skepticus:
Alpha widow.

Where is your fellow widow, Antibrutus?

Gradually decrease your alcohol intake until you finally stop. Never quit cold turkey. You will go into withdrawals and alcohol withdrawals can be lethal.
It’s one of the few addictive substances that can kill you when you try to stop taking it.

Reducing your intake will set of withdrawal symptoms in your body as well but not to the point where you go into delirium tremens. Just try to pull through the moments when you feel the symptoms of decreased intake and then keep decreasing until your brain starts making the normal hormones that alcohol was suppressing. A little at a time. It will take a while but gradual is the best if you are in your home.

If you want to quit suddenly, you have to do it in the hospital where they have Ativan, and cocktail of other medications that will protect your brain while it withdraws from ETOH. Don’t do it at home.
You will either die or end up drinking even more than you were doing before just to get rid of the awful withdrawal symptoms.

Slow is best.

gracegrace668:
Hello everyone. Please, I'm not a newbie on NL. I opened this account to protect my identity.

I never thought I'd use this word to ever describe myself. Sadly, I am an alcoholic. It has taken me a great deal of embarrassment and pain to finally come to this conclusion.

I'm a female in my early 20's. One of the first things people comment on when we have a conversation is how intelligent I am. Good enough, I fair well academically and have done so for as long as I can remember. There is this dark side of me however. I am an alcohol addict.

I've read about my condition, especially at times when I swear I would never indulge in excessive drinking anymore. A person like me is called a functioning alcoholic. I started drinking as a way to forget some emotional and troubles but as I see, this in no way helps especially longterm.

I drink everything from wine, spirits to liquor. I go out with friends that drink. I go out to drink alone. I buy some alcohol to drink at home. I go from laying on the bed to walking out to buy alcohol. I just drink, drink and drink. I'm very ashamed of this. Sincerely, I want to stop. I want to make more meaningful decisions and relationships.

Please, how do I go about this? What can I do? Is there someone/a Group that helps with this kind of condition? Please help me.

Please help me move this to the permanent site. I'll be reading for suggestions.

Know someone well before proposing in public like this.

Unlike what some “alfa meils” want you people to believe, husbands are not scarce and not every woman jumps up in joy at the sight of a ring. Don’t embarrass yourself. Know someone who loves you deeply before you propose to her.

Looks delicious

showzyfoods:
Something special for self, this afternoon. Come and join me ooo

Garri is my favorite

desire222:
Ok dear, but I can only eat garri, semovita and pounded yam. Other swallows aren't for me. The egusi soup looks yummy and sumptuous.

It’s plantain fufu. It’s supposed to be healthier

desire222:
Your darling husband dey enjoy ooo. Is this semovita or pounded yam ?

Thanks

smartmom:
I love the sunny side up eggs. It's perfect!

213 rapists and rapist apologists liked your post. King of fools

Remimadrid:
This would be a disgrace to d people who pay to the GoFundMe page created by Timi Dakolo and his wife. Would they ask for refund or what.
Shout out to all the Yeyebrities in Nigeria and the Idiots we have on Nairaland, wey insult and condemn Fatoyinbo without SUBSTANTIAL evidence, una all dey craze.
And the last shout out to Timi and wife, it's not easy to come up with a new way to scam ourselves. I Hail oo.

Lunch for dh. he only ate one wrap of fufu.

Iogobenz:
If you dey so sure say she go deny,kindly pm me her number.

yea right.

Odiegwu

Iogobenz:
so you and Mari follow for the crew weh dey beef a nigga
Well,pray make I no see your sister.
N.a. she go call you tell you of this great guy she met,Mr E.

Hapu ihe a.

Proper food abi? Nni ndi oyibo aburo proper food.

He doesn’t like too much at a time. He would waste it otherwise

Iogobenz:
until he branches to the next diner he sees on his way to work to get proper food
Dey there dey feed am like say e be my 8 year old niece

It felt good to say that to him

Mariangeles:
Touché

Logobenz that was in my strongest Anambra accent

It was enough for him for breakfast.

Iogobenz:
your husband na vegetarian?
Give that bro better food jhoor!make e no go faint for work.

Not everyday stew.

It looks well made

Mariangeles:
As everytin don scarce for market, tomato, tatase, sombo, even dia relative green peppers, carrots, spring onions and co, I kuku improvised .
Thank God leafy vegetables yapa for market, plus rodo
Na so I take come up with dis o...sometimes sef, tomato gats scare before I go remember say other options dey
Oya make una come chow...even e too early for dis
Rice and the generals with a wreath