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opisco01: 2nd to comment . Congratz 2baba

na lie

Olucheye: That's Why He's The Boss

ohhhh you beat me to it, damn!

wow

Bigdreams: Personally, I think that the challenges some people have with Microsoft Excel is due to the preconceived notion that Excel has to do with mathematics. If such people already have hatred or phobia for mathematics, learning excel becomes difficult.

However, if you get a good instructor who can teach very well, I tell you learning Excel is fun.

I can teach you if you are in Lagos. We can arrange a one-on-one training.

Cheers.

what about calc from open office they do the same right?

That's why we need true federalism. why should we keep on waiting for that leader that will come and do all these things while we can already start helping ourselves to grow the economy of Nigeria

IdiAmin1: Ndi ara. Seeking unnecessary attention and leaving the job of fixing their already shattered homes here. Naija ladies here are disgusting but I blame Naija men who go to interior villages to bring and brush them up only for them to begin to act "whiter" than the whites. Ndi ara

O ga eme ha vum na anya

Abraham2013: -Was dat crop of players d best we hav?
-Other countries dat got to d semi finals, did dey use players wit 4 legs?
-so u consider a tournament were u finished behind costa rica successful?
-can u compare d performance algeria and nigeria? Bear in mind dat both teams finished in d round of 16
-wen keshi was going to d world cup, d nff set a semi final target 4 him. Did he achieve his target? If no, wat was responsible 4 him not achieving d target set 4 him?
-if dis ur keshi did so well, y hav'nt order teams signed him yet? Bear in mind dat algerian coach hav since signed up wit anoda team.
-do u know dat only germany and brazil had a bigger world cup budget dan nigeria amongst d whole team dat went to d world cup?

These countries have superb
domestic leagues being run by professionals in contrast to Nigeria

WE are back

many people are just afraid of pythons for nothing. Pythons are dull animals because of their size and they have no legs, do you know the amount of energy the snake uses to move its body without legs? while the mongoose is small fast and has FOUR STRONG legs, it is like CM punk fighting against the fattest woman on earth.
that is why in some parts of igbo land it is prohibited to kill and eat pythons because there is no food for the lazy man, if you are strong hunt the strong animals, if you are fast then hunt the fast animals.

ba7man: keep talking without thinking.

Until these other companies squeeze Innoson out of its supposed home market.

Wekre talking of mental contribution, you're talkin money.

The average person sees a Kia picanto! And an Innoson budget car at the same price......gueSs the car they'll choose......except for curious cases like you.

Nigerian product or not, I see quality, I'll pay for it...Go read up on Hyundai/Kia's investment and innovation drive that got them to where they are today.


You can't even reason that out with your "foreign" education.

total rubbish, the question remains, did you contribute a farthing to the company? If yes then you have a point, if no, then it is none of your business, whether he fails or succeeds depends on him and his crew not some invisible non entity that hides behind his phone a claim a to be a business man. Fyi, he has been in the NigerIan automotive business from his boyhood up till now, so if I want to go into the same business I will do well to take a clue or 2 from him, not an educated illiterate like you. BTW should they average Nigerian you are talking about? I had to ask because maybe you are that average Nigerian. I have not been th o any university but I know much more than you do. HOMO STUPIDUS

halmeyd: FIFA is an Over-hyped CRAP

It's too hard right?
fifa I s the real thing. not pro evolution where a player like messi can run from box to box through out the whole match without any sign of fatigue. Try that in fifa he will not even make the first half without muscle cramp

ba7man: That's not my point. Either they are bigger or smaller than Innoson, they are eyeing the Nigerian Market.

In the next 5yrs, we'll witnes an influx of small, affordable cars from established brands in this country. Is innoson prepared for this??

Every car company is launching smaller, cheaper, more fuel efficient models by the day, all in their preparation to enter the African "city" car market.

I just hope Innoson is putting all this into consideration. Even the Chinese brands are already in mergers with these established brands to have access to their technology.

That is why I refused to go to any university in Nigeria. it is this educational system that produce people that think with their anus. you did not contribute a farthing to innoson did you? so why are you bitter? or are you jealous or what? anyway, lès jaloux vont maigrir

Audi. Honda, Toyota et al have been in business since 70 or 100 years. innosson has been in this business for not up to 10 years, so we don't expect them to be exactly like them. an 8 month old baby can't fight against a 40 year old boxer
So those that want to buy should buy and those that do not want should not prevent or criticize those that want. A journey of a thousand miles starts with just a step.

ClintonNzedimma: i play master league in pes....in mine, messi is near retirement ....ave gone 4 seasons winning 6 trophies....3 la liga, 1 copa del rey and 2 champions league....planning of signing jamez rodriguez from monaco and philip lahm from bayern to barca.....#TeamBarca

pes is toy. you want something close to the real thing? then play fifa.
Can't wait for fifa 15.
I have 1 uefa cup 5 consecutive BPL 3 champions league 4 Fa cup ti titles 2 capital one cups 1 euro title with Spain.
runners up in copa America with Argentina. no world cup yet. but I hope to lift one this time around with Portugal the other time around I want to the world cup with Bulgaria and lost the third place to Spain.
Started from semi pro now I on world class level.

So nobody here plays manager career in fifa 14.
Well, mine is xbox 360

chimerase2: Depending on the opponent, I use 4-2-4 formation and I luv to play wing game the way my beloved team chelsea plays but I use man u or Psg while playing for instance if its man u ma foursome attackers will be van pierse ronney welbeck and nani these combo re the best
Then psg I use ibra cavani lavezzi and pastore
Anybody I handle na mortuary instead of santuary

My brother stop playing friendly matches play manager career you will know a lot about coaching
you buy and sell and develop players. I scouted a young attacker called Danny cork in man united now he is very strong in the team. and Suarez will soon retire. I bought Felix kroos for defensive midfield and drilled him for three straight seasons now he is my main defensive midfielder it is very interesting

ClintonNzedimma: hehe....am notsaying am better than anybody here....an just saying i love passing the ball



i hate guys that use quick counter....its my nightmare

What do you mean?
so you still pass the ball with all the opponents players attacking in huge numbers. look if you make a mistake it is as goal, so just move the ball out quickly and give your defense a breathing space to reorganize themselves. common sense tells you to make a quick counter attack and maybe get a goal. that is why I say you should be flexible not rigid because the day you meet your equal you will suffer. that is the problem Spain had in the world cup. if it is not tiki tiki we will not play. it is not everyone you can frustrate in football with pass pass only. I am not against that style. I use it a lot but some people are too good for that

patrickmuf: Go and see what your South African brothers are doing...Good one though @Innoson motors

White or black SAs

Fake vanguard news, as if we don't know that vans lie a lot, why not 1 million
rubbish
in other news, three pigs were seen flying in broad day light in Lagos

ClintonNzedimma: hehe...really unrealistic mehn....he should wait till he plays me....am gonna frustrate him with TIKI TAKA

I also play pass pass game because in fifa you cannot win as from professional level if you don't pass a lot. so I also play that style. it is only when I need a quick goal I do that. But it doesn't always work because Carroll is not Always there. I only use that style when I know Carroll is well placed. but for others I don't press the speed button I just Patiently pass the ball till the final pass which you know is the most difficult even in real football matches. for long range shots it is either kagawa(three RIVERS) or suarez. So I know what you know. it is a kind of combination. momentary change of style, it helps a lot, you can't just rely on tiki taka alone. you must combine with another style when push comes to shove.

I use man united and 443 holding formation. with Andy Carroll when I want to use crossing tactics to play usually when the defense is too strong. then suarez when the defense is not that strong. then when i want a quick goal I just pass the ball to G.varela then a quick 1 2 pass then speed till the opponent's corner then cross if Carrol is well placed, that is a goal.

kheart: in kaduna alone ibos owns about 30-40 percent of shops in d market.

Rubbish
I know these are all lies
btw that is non of my business.
Was it not discussed on punch website the other month that a lot of igbos will live in bacha houses in lagos and other places but will build a big mansion in his village where he only visits during Christmas. a lot of people here started to say that igbos are foolish for doing that. now they reverse it to saying that we only build in other places the same people say we are foolish. look at how it works
A young guy like me that is still starting will first of all develop my village. it is only when I start having so much surplus that I will start to contemplate about development of other areas.
avoid they destroy it all I still have a lot at my village to fall back on.

Sagamite: So Jesus told them everything that was told to them before was junk so they can believe his own junk?

And then Muhammed came with his own junk and everything before his was junk?

Now Guru Maraji has come with his own junk and everything before his was junk?

I have told you what to do, if you like do it if not then you GAD

END

Sagamite: So you are now saying God used an amateur to deliver rubbish until the expert came?

Your God first gave rubbish and then brought high quality work later through someone he knew was going to be rejected?

This is making so much sense.

Jesus told the Jews that those laws were made to cater for their hard heartedness, if you need more info contact JWs and they will explain it all to you, it is not hard to understand, but it is for people who are narrow minded, ( open mindedness does not mean being a mugu or maga).

Sagamite: Eh ehn?

Really?

Tootor? (the truth?)

So when GOD was writing the Old Testament he was drunk or high on weed to get it that wrong?

I know quite well that you Muslims and atheists think that Christians are dumb but we are not. It is because of some people that do not really understand the bible that you are making such statements, these laws are called Mosaic Laws, that is the laws God gave to Moses to govern the Israelites, then later the bible made us know that Moses was a tutor leading to Christ and Christ is the tutor leading us to God. God used the Isrealites as his own special property because of Abraham, even he said to them that it not because they have something special that He has chosen them but because of the promise He made to Abraham. When Moses was alive the Christ has not yet arrived but later the Christ arrived and they rejected him and he rejected them also and instituted what is called a new covenant or agreement with his followers, this time everybody from all corners of the earth are allowed to be members, it is no longer limited to the Jews, with new rules, regulations and requirements, ie you no longer have to sacrifice an animal for atonement, all these dressing rules became a matter of conscience, that is why apostle Paul admonished us to dress MODESTLY,( there is no particular guideline in dressing modestly, it differs widely from place to place).
there are many things involved. Look friend if you want to know the bible, then contact Jehovah's witnesses and study with them, any question you want to ask, ask with an open mind not to put a stud for the person and you will find out that VERY many of these things you here from people (uninformed people for that matter, looking for who they will deceive) are mere hearsay, they will open your eyes. And it is free of charge, it will only cost you your time.

Barselonia: Who wrote d old and new testament

Jesus clearly told people during the GREATEST sermon the world has ever had, (SERMON ON THE MOUNT), that you heard that it was said this way in the mosaic law but i tell you from now on it should be that way, didn't the mosaic law state that an eye should be paid for an eye and tooth for tooth? but the greatest Man who ever lived said that his followers should turn the other cheek for anyone who slaps them. you gus don't talk abou this forgetting that they are all interconnected

malele: Atimes I wonder whether some of my Igbo brodas are cursed, how can we 45 trillion worth of investment in a volatile region bikonu ooo.
If they are destroyed, pls none of the owners Should come Down east to shed crocodile tears.

Abeg use ur head. which 45 trillion? no be only naira na dollars and pounds. nonsense. so you believe this rubbish. Abeg go Sidon do your homework

akpanikpe: I still wonder too. Customs don't auction cars/goods online, I av manage to rescue few of my friends from the scam thou, the latest was ist last week a friend from warri hav to come all the way to seme border with Cash of approximately 400k intended to make a payment for 2008 Toyota highlander, but he is lucky enough to check on me in the office to direct him the location of the bank.

Greed and nothing else

When you are a victim of scam blame yourself. it boils down to greed and the inability to do your home work

figment232: Rubbish! These faceless parents of chibok gals.they re just scared of being discovered to be impostors.maybe SSS was planning to pick them up for impersonation,dats y they were afraid to show up.CHIBOK IS A SCAM

The so called parents refused to meet the president because they all know that ........ of course you know naa. hehehehe

udemzyudex: So US na saint?

Don't mind the idiot. these are the people who believe that anything Nigerian is bad.
why don't they just commit suicide.

Hermanie: One thing is certain; there are three sets of people in Nigeria that hate Messi's success ; arsenal, real Madrid and probably man u fans and we all know the reason is he has broken their hearts over and over again. But success doesn't lie

Nonsense. does Thomas muller or robben or James rodriguez play for Manchester united? come on Thomas muller had more impact, played better and was more consistent than messi. That award is Thomas muller's but since messi is more facially handsome than muller he got the award. even take a look at messi's face you will understand that he understands that he did not merrit the award

SMH for fifa mafia.